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bklily · 7 months
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Seems accurate
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trainsinanime · 1 year
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The most tragic character in Miraculous Ladybug is indubitably André the Ice Cream Man: A man who thought he was God, who has to learn that he is merely a priest.
Of course, André has never claimed to be magic. The magic was always in the ice cream. But he thinks he knows it, he has understood its secrets like Yagami Light did the Death Note. And for a while, decades in fact, the ice cream left him with that belief.
But the truth is the ice cream is not an entity that follows rules. He thinks the rules exist, and that he understands him, but he is actually just a servant to their incomprehensible whims. It's easy when things are simple: Combine based on hair color, or just give an Italian couple the Italian flag. Over the years, that brought him a lot of confidence, like a fool.
Then, however, he encounters the limits of his understanding. What if people should be together but aren't? What can he do then? What is all his wisdom when facing the vagaries of actual teenage love?
The truth is the rules for the ice cream are different every time. He tries to adapt, he really does. If three people come, what do you do? At first he makes one of the three chose, abdicating his responsibility. Later he gives them one shared cone after all, because still, he does not know what he's doing.
What if he thinks he knows how four people should be paired up, but they appear to be pairing up differently? What about Marichat, huh? What about fucking Marichat? He does not know. He cannot know, for the magic of the ice cream and the other magic in the world is actually way beyond his comprehension. We see his deepest fear, that he does not understand his God and in fact never did; that he's just a mere mortal after all.
His arc is all about realising his hubris. There are only two ways it can end. One is that he settles down, and just sells people the ice cream they order. He will lose his magic, but he may find his own sort of happiness, after a while. Or he gives in to the madness, and drives his ice cream cart into the Seine. After all, ice cream does not live long when exposed to the sun.
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fredthehead500 · 2 months
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This drawing was supposed to be a joke but it turned out too good
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peridotamethyst · 5 months
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Wait wtf why is the tv behind the bed?????
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wormzandgutz · 7 months
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evil chat noir be like: I love Camembert
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wisteriasymphony · 3 months
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I kind of wish MLB had those hyperrealistic visual gags that spongebob does. imagine Marinette's talking to pollen or whatever and then for a second it just
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ivydoesart · 1 year
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Cute little sketch for y’all!
Took a while for me to finally post again, but thank GOD it’s the weekend.
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seeing all those in-universe memes saying that people constantly fight over whether or not Adrien The Model or Chat Noir is hotter always makes me think about how that's literally the plot of that one monster high movie frights camera action where everyone was fighting about Alucard vs Edweird only to figure out that they the same person using ai face matching tech and now i desperately want to see someone figuring out cn's identity because of some dedicated fangirls trying to scientifically prove their blorbo is hotter
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Chat: I think you may be overreacting
Ladybug: You are dramatically underreacting
Viperion: I’m the only one who’s not dramatically doing anything
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Thomas:'S5 should be watch in chronological order so that the viewers can understand the story better'
Gloob-Then:'We're gonna released the episodes chronologically. No more releasing out of order.'
Gloob-Now:'releasing EP12&18 out of order this Monday instead of EP10&11'
The fandom:
'Wait!
WHAT THE FU-?!'
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Say what you want about Gloob but the real perpetrators that has to be blame is.....THE PERSON WHO LEAKS THE EPISODES!(and maybe Zag & Thomas)
Why I'm saying that? Because they leak it just to get attentions & get more views. That's what they are doing rn. If this wasn't for them,Gloob will not gonna realesed these episodes. Sure,I'm also disappointed with Gloob, releasing the episodes out of order but....you have to remember that the biggest problem that we have rn is the leaks itself. That shoudn't happened if Zag really focused on this issue and care about the fans like you,me & people around the world.
And speaking of Zag,I know he's a busy man but at least,please tell him to acknowledge that this is a big issue that needs to be taken care of. If it's out of control(like rn),people will lose interest to watch the season(hell,even the series).
I will show you a couple of tweet about this matter.(And yes,the tweets that I'm about to show you mention about Thomas as well)
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Yeah,we,the fans did all of this that even Zag couldn't do it because we love this series and we want to stay that way. Zag and Thomas should know better because they're created the series and they should listen to the fans if there's anything bad happen.(And before you point it out,yeah,I know that there's a high chance that Thomas has his block button on his finger,I KNOW.OK?)
A lot of people are angry on Gloob rn because of this. Ok,imagine this. If other broadcaster like TFOU & Disney Channel do this,would you be angry at them? Ofc you will be angry on them because they released it out of order. Same with Gloob but there is a reason why Gloob do this as shown on the next tweet right here.
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I think that's why Gloob released these episodes this Monday because if they don't released it rn,it gonna get worse. So,that's why.
And,I will conclude my essay with this tweet.
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YEP! LITERALLY,STOP IT!
Anyway,what are your thoughts about this one? Lemme know in the comments below. If there's anything wrong with my essay or want to add something,lemme know.
Ok,as usual,comment👇💬,share🔄,follow my blog👨‍💻,ask me if you want to💬and I have no other words than,
Stay safe😷,
Stay miraculous❤,and
Bug out.🐞✌
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bklily · 7 months
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What? Never kissed your pals goodbye?
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trainsinanime · 3 months
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What so many of you fail to consider is that for Marinette, being Ladybug is crucial enrichment. If you don't throw an Akuma into her enclosure (the city of Paris) every now and then, she will develop behavioural issues and go insane from boredom. On the other hand, whenever that does happen, giving her an Akuma usually calms her right down. It's like a dog toy, or a laser pointer for a cat.
This is a fairly common thread through most episodes. At the start, Marinette has a problem, often involving Adrien, and she goes completely insane over it, trying to find solutions that are just buck wild. And usually, an Akuma appears, Marinette focuses all her mind on that for a while, and then realises that she went too far and calms down, because now her brain has been sufficiently stimulated and she burned off her excess energy.
Yes, defeating Akumas is stressful for her, no doubt, but I think it's even more clear that not doing that is causing far more stress behaviours to appear in her. She is an excellent guardian and strategizer, great at analysing situations and coming up with plans, and if you don't give her a proper outlet for that, she will come up with her own, often with humorously disastrous results.
So the (admittedly few) posts saying that Marinette shouldn't be Ladybug, or deserves to retire, are getting it all backwards in my opinion. If you retire her, you'll have to give her something else to do. Otherwise, the next time they're in the supermarket, she will build a weird contraption out of a shopping cart, canned beans and a quizz magazine to parkour to the top shelf, instead of asking Adrien for help.
So be a bit more careful with how you treat Marinette. If you force her to sit still, she will not thank you.
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fredthehead500 · 2 months
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No caption needed ✨✨
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sunbowshimmercakes · 25 days
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Miraculous but my ship is biblically accurate
So I've joined back, don't judge me, but I've created one of my first ever MLB OC x Canon polyamorous ships for real
I've first drawn them as animals because funne
Idk how much more of MLB I'm gonna draw, but yeah lmao
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wormzandgutz · 9 months
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Train of thought
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