Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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every time i reach the bottom of my "for you" page on tumblr it feels like tumblr staff is a tired parent managing their 5 year old at a swimming pool like
"ok we're done sweetie no more pool"
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Don't know if you guys heard but I think the queen is sick? Might just be a cold tho but the doctors are concerned for her health....
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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.
The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.
While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone
The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter
The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.
Eventually, one of the students pipes up:
"Well, the queen of England just died."
And without missing a beat, another student:
"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"
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The eras tour movie only had what 7/8 days of exhibition in my city and I lost it
I never wanted to drop from a very cobblestone tower in minecraft so hard, I never wanted to die in the skull cave without even finding rare itens so badly, I never wanted to set fire in the grass in Genshin and let my favorite character slowly died.... I never wanted so badly jump off a window... in a video game right now.
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this comic will probably only ever work during the time it was originally posted but i might as well post it here anyways for ARCHIVAL purposes
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I’d like to ask you a question. Do you think it’s particularly kind to overwhelm a singular tumblr user with 40k+ notes for weeks after the original post, which wasn’t even that good in the first place? Or is it actually pretty cruel and unusual in terms of punishment for making a bad meme about the Queen dying?
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Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone
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