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#then never again
semisolidmind · 5 months
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an all-out fighting tournament of beefy monster boyfriends
and the winner's prize is the final girl/the reader lmao
oooh...that might be a separate, very intriguing concept 🤔
"a big-tiddy monster man harem fighting for the affection of somebody who was kind to them all and is obviously dodging their attempts at courtship"—the manga/fighting game semi wished existed
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toastypockets · 1 year
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Context: Some rando spotted their scan-jammers out in public and thought they were funky "friendship bracelets".
totally not baffling Momakase (who barely understands the concept of friends)
or ticking off Obake (who probably designed them himself)
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hopelesslygaysstuff · 8 months
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https://www.tumblr.com/hopelesslygaysstuff/728588859251802112/httpswwwtumblrcomhopelesslygaysstuff72855114
The wax is definitely gonna seep into the bed, so not so fun IMO lmao, and personally, cuddles after are #1
ahhhhh, towel 😔😔
and i COMPLETELY agree cuddles are the best part of aftercare. also just in general, im guessing ur love language is physical touch🤨 cause me too
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frozenjokes · 8 months
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limited life is so weird to me it’s like I was watching it and enjoying it and everything but it wasn’t like stand out it didn’t make my brain explode but now I think about the clockers constantly and their funky little aesthetics and their weird family roleplay and I’m insane about it I care more about them than those two losers beating each other to death in the desert they are SILLY OKAY
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incorrectinfinity · 2 years
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Wait people act use the voice chat features on discord?
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anxiousangerball · 9 months
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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lasttarrasque · 2 months
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dendrochronologies · 3 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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sabellart · 9 months
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“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”
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beemovieerotica · 1 year
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
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goryfluff · 11 months
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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jacobglaser · 9 months
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He's just an Angel... I know.
Good Omens (2019-)
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gibbearish · 6 months
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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theshadowrealmitself · 6 months
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history
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ispyspookymansion · 8 months
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BOO!
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oh sorry….come in…..hello…welcome to my halloween party ^_^ feel free to take a piece of candy and a goodie bag before you go okay? have a fun (and nostalgic) halloween season!!
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