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jpg-of-dorian-slay · 9 months

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#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #wesper #six of crows #soc #sab #yes i did imply that jesper is nonbinary because he is #he told me

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liverralonee · 1 month

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“billy loomis is straight “billy loomis had a girlfriend he can’t be gay” WHERE DOES THIS RADIATE STRAIGHT TO YOU

especially the second picture , this mf just had sex with his girlfriend and is sitting as far away as he can from her HE IS SO NOT INTO HER.

like i see this and i think .. hmmm yeah that’s a (homo)phobe cause i know this idiot wouldn’t admit that he’s gay to anyone ever

#but he is #i’m telling you #he told me #billy loomis #scream 1996 #stuilly #oh and stu is bi #😁#i’m right btw #gay horror #stu macher #stu macher x billy loomis

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siriussslut · 7 months

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pls pls pls i need smth else for cowboy remus im going insane

oh my god of course, he’s soooo fine. AND HIS DICK IS LITERALLY SO BIG I JUST KNOW IT

warnings: throatfucking, one use of “daddy”, a tad bit of degrading

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he bends over to grab another nail, hammering into the broken barn’s door. his jeans spread thin around his ass at the movement, revealing every curve and crevice his body has to offer. you suck a sharp breath inwards, thighs feeling warm.

“you almost done?” you ask, leaning against the wall as you wait.

“soon, darlin’” he says, words thick with his southern drawl. it drives you nuts.

you step forward, deciding to take matters into your own hands. “need you, remus,” you say, leaning your body closer, tits brushing his back.

he stiffens.

“watching you is making me so horny.” you lean close still, pussy grinding against his leg.

“need to finish this, baby,” he says, but you can feel the resolve melting out of him as you rub your soaked panties against his jeans.

“please, daddy?” you press your lips under his ear, nibbling on his earlobe.

you know the response before he says it. “fine.”

a grin spreads across your face, fingers immediately reaching to undo your shirt and toss it carelessly to the ground, exposed tits bouncing freely.

“but,” he puts up one finger, stopping you from stripping further. “i do have to finish. you can suck me off ‘til i’m done.”

you nod obediently, sinking to your knees in front of him. your hands fumble with his belt, dark jeans falling to the floor. you pull down his boxers and his cock springs free, giant and hard. he’s the biggest you’ve ever seen, bigger than what you’ve seen on your phone. your walls squeeze deliciously at the sight of him.

you delicately push him into your mouth, fingers moving south to cup his balls. above your head, he continues with the barn door.

saliva drips down your chin and onto your throat as you try to recuperate with his enormous size in your mouth. you wrap a hand around him, rubbing up and down his length.

a soft groan escapes his lips.

you gently tug on his balls and are rewarded with a small twitch of his cock. taking this as encouragement, you swirl your tongue around his tip, sliding your lips up and down his shaft.

you feel the moment he gives up on the door, hammer dropping to the floor. he grabs a handful of your hair and thrusts into you, tip slamming into the back of your throat. desperation leaks down your legs as spit leaks out your mouth.

“so fucking tight,” he groans, words slurred and needy. “slutty little throat taking me so good.”

you whimper at the growl in his words. tears slide down your cheeks as he fucks your throat harder, air unattainable and unimportant.

his cock jerks once, twice, and releases, hot ropes of cum shooting down your throat. he pulls out of you with a pant, dick spreading remnants of his cum in your face.

he leans down, finger wiping the creamy liquid off the corner of your lip. “did so good, baby.”

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readerrabbitsuperfan · 1 year

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something something GAY something something HOMOSEXUAL

#trobed #community #abed nadir #this is real btw he told me #god #he told me #its true #im not making this up #readerrabbitsuperfan #sorry if this has been done already

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alexsays-no · 6 months

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Regulus would die without his sound cancelling headphones

#he would #he told me

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northlt · 1 year

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Achilles would hate that we’ve shortened patroclus to pat

#he told me #MY GUY INSISTED ON SAYING THE ENTIRE NAME WITHOUT RUSHING IT DO YOU REALLY THINK HED BE OKAY WITH US CALLING HIM PAT!??#the song of achilles #tsoa #madeline miller #tsoa memes #tsoa madeline miller #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #lgbtq #sad and gay

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rian-threeden · 1 month

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Madokers

#madoka magica #sketchs #mami tomoe #sayaka miki #kyoko sakura #madoka kaname #homura akemi #he told me #kyubey #fanart #yuri

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chasingthestarss · 16 days

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Rip James Potter you would have loved yelling at Rose that there was room in the door for two

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #james potter #titanic #James potter would have loved the titanic #I know #he told me #and you can’t prove that I’m wrong

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torifuckingspring · 5 months

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haiku bot is apolo in disguise actually

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dailymothanon · 1 year

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tfw they have similar common natural disasters 🫣

#Cali wishes to be held by big men.#I would know #he told me #wttt #wttt shipping #wttt fan art #wttt alaska #wttt fanart #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #hope y’all eat well #ben brainard

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cryingforcrocodiles · 9 months

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mbappe to luton town 🔜

#he told me #gen.txt

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naetles · 1 month

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for sakura's birthday today nozaki is baking her the biggest cheesecake possible and forcing mikorin to wear silly party hats

#he told me #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #monthly girls' nozaki kun #gsnk #mgnk #umetarou nozaki #chiyo sakura #mikoto mikoshiba #mikorin #nozachiyo

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midnightmoonkiss · 1 year

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Al Haitham totally has a thing for chubbier people. Something about him getting very cocky about the fact that he can effortlessly pick you up and you constantly get giddy about it.

#al haitham x reader #randomly popping back in to say #no regrets #its true #he told me #alhaitham #al haitham

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anonymous-tals · 7 months

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His ass is not watching the movie!!!

The artwork on the fridge was drawn by Gob(and Tony drew Gob in the big drawing).

Close ups of picture frames, etc below:

The Bluths definitely would have, like, very few photos from the siblings’ childhoods, other than Buster, and the photos they did have be would, like, not be easy to find since it’s not like the parents would really care about keeping track of most of them(again, other than Buster’s photos) so Gob’s contribution to the house is, like, mainly from one of the family’s photo shoots and a couple photos from his childhood that he happened to be in frame for.

#this drawing started out as one where Gob was actually paying attention to the movie #a documentary called An Honest Liar about the magician James Randi #cause I have decided he’s Gob’s favorite magician #but it evolved into this #gob bluth #will arnett #tony wonder #ben stiller #blunder #arrested development #arrested development fanart #oy gevalt #the fact that this is not an exact one to one replica of Tony’s apartment will haunt me forever #trying to piece it together the shots of it we got was so hard #gob is autistic and has adhd #he told me

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freensrcha · 2 years

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