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jacobglaser · 10 hours
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Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?
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jacobglaser · 1 day
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"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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bungus
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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it used to be 2007 you know
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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People are always like well aziraphale is the secretly evil one who tried to shoot the antichrist as if crowley wasn’t right there high pitched yelling shoot him aziraphale!! Like sure aziraphale might have been the one to pull the trigger on the 11yearold but only to please his coward boyfriend
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jacobglaser · 3 days
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fixed it‼️
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jacobglaser · 4 days
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Girl help my boss just asked me to be the new manager and I don't know what to do 💀💀💀
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jacobglaser · 4 days
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i’m being so serious when i say you do not walk out of supernatural the same person you were
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jacobglaser · 6 days
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→ Every Aziraphale & Crowley touch (part two of two)
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→ Every Aziraphale & Crowley touch (part one of two)
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jacobglaser · 7 days
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jacobglaser · 7 days
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Don't you think hiding your secret is more stressful than just dealing with everyone knowing?
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jacobglaser · 7 days
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What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍
In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.
Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.
Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
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You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?
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This is that moment for me.
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