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This is so fucking hilarious.
How do you make Pesach about other groups?
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Breaking news - what Jews says is antisemitic for years was found antisemitic
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thatmezuzaluvr · 3 days
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i swear i wasn’t going to say anything about this-
but i am baffled 😭
this christian textbook i was required to buy for a required christian class, refers to hanukkah as something “that has become the jewish alternative to christmas”
see, i wasn’t going to say anything
then they write that a mikveh is a “jewish spa”
WHEN I TELL YOU MY JAW DROPPED
it also said that passover was one of the high holy days?? and the seder the MOST IMPORTANT jewish ritual 😔👍🏻
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fromgoy2joy · 3 days
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Jewish-Muslim solidarity is knowing that you share terms and phrases, but respectively not knowing them in Arabic or Hebrew to compare.
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kosmic-apothecary · 2 days
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Exactly
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monath · 2 days
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not to complain or anything but even just wanting to convert to judaism is not easy
as i've explained in another post the reform congregation i've messaged said they only convert people who have jewish partners. i will probably write them another email to ask if they're serious about that but if they truly are, then my options for finding another congregation are slim
where i live we have a few jewish communities. they're all orthodox, except for the reform one that i already messaged and a conservative one. the issue is that they're all really far away (2+ hour drive when using public transport, car is not possible for me)
the closest two are the reform one and an orthodox one (both around 40 minute drive with public transport). i think orthodox judaism is great in many ways, but i'm not the optimal candidate for it (gay, not quite cisgender)
so unless the orthodox congregation near me LOVES that i will have to use public transport on shabbat to get to shul and that i'm queer, my only options are to hope that the reform congregation was just playing or that the conservative congregation 2+ hours away will let me convert 🙂
or i pray that i coincidentally fall in love with a jew and marry them but i doubt that that will just happen because what are the chances lmao
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irishabdullah · 2 days
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CALLING ANY AND ALL THOSE WITH JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, OR MUSLIM BACKGROUNDS.
Please rb for larger sample size or broader discussion! I would love to hear many perspectives on this.
(And yes, I understand fully that Judas is never mentioned in both pentateuchal or quranic exegesis and is only relevant to christian texts. Hence why I am curious about the perspectives outside of western christian orthodoxy.)
If anyone would like elaboration on the above perspectives, feel free to ask!
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A lot of people know that Palestinians elected Hamas as their government, but what a lot of people don't know, is that for a few years, Hamas ran a children's program similar to the likes of Sesame Street with the sole purpose of radicalizing Palestinian youth. It featured a man in a bootleg Mickey mouse costume and a female child host and it called for the slaughter of all Jews. It's purpose was to brainwash children against Israel and literally Jewish people as a whole. It ran for multiple seasons.
I was going to attach a link to an unbiased deep dive with clips included that was posted by YouTuber nick crowley several years ago, however when I went to look for it just now, it seems have been removed in the wake of the conflict. I think it was unwise of him to remove it because it was very necessary context into what is currently happening and it was presented in a very unbiased fashion.
*sigh* so instead here's a Wikipedia article.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow%27s_Pioneers
Before ending this post, I want to say that I think it is very important to know what you're talking about before you open your mouth about a complicated foreign conflict. Looking right at you, westerners.
Do not say something stupid about how you "understand why Hamas got to this point." Respectfully, shut the fuck up. There is a lot more to this than you understand.
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flagbridge · 1 day
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One of the things I love about having a Phantom mezuzah is that I touch it and press my hand to my lips every time I pass it so poor unhappy Erik is getting a lil kiss every time someone walks by.
Lego Phantom Mezuzah cases and individual Lego characters only now available on PhantomJudaica. Use discount code: tumblr for 18% off the entire store!
He now has a cape, and sleeps in a coffin. My next project is to put tiny little appliqués on the cape.
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kodiescove · 2 days
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Hello Jewish people of Tumblr, its me again!
What is something you'd like a goy(im? I see both spelling and I'm not sure the difference) like me who wants to know more about Judaism and Jewish culture and history to know?
Any books you would like me to read?
Please feel free to infodump about that one part of being Jewish that you feel particularly passionate for! I'll listen to whatever you want to tell me :)
I'm trying to branch out and learn more about the world. I don't really have the opportunity to go out and meet Jewish people in real life (yet! Hopefully one day I'll overcome my disability and be able to) so I'm using Tumblr as a resource to help me converse with people.
May peace and blessing be upon you 💜
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Hey, pro-pails who are cheering for Iran.
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This is the little Arab girl they put in critical condition.
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lasttarrasque · 2 months
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Weren’t anti Zionists hating on Iran when it was trendy a year or two ago??
Suddenly when they attack us Israelis they’re your favourite???? You obviously don’t care about Iranian women if you suddenly support the Iranian “government”.
Once again - the reason why Israel attacked Iranian embassy is because several terror organisations leaders were having a meeting there.Iran has also been threatening Israel with annihilation while funding and attacking us with their terror proxies for decades now .
On Saturday night, Iran then proceeded to launch hundreds of rockets , missiles and drones over civilians. Israel has the right to defend itself.
istg If I see that “hands off Iran” bullshit on my feed…
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thatmezuzaluvr · 3 days
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some people on this app have such a distorted view of judaism by equating it to christian theology and ideals.
everything i have learned and experienced about judaism supports the idea that most of us do not give a fuck about the spiritual beliefs/beliefs of others as long as they’re not violent or abusive.
we’re “chosen” because we agreed to doing more for Hashem than everyone else, NOT because we’re special.
(i’m definitely biased) but judaism is one of the world’s most tolerant, forgiving, and loving religions. the most shaming, vindictive, and accusatory parts of christianity have nothing to do with judaism. (believing that we need to convert people because we’re right, the whole sacrament of confession, believing that we can condemn people to go to hell, etc.)
before you start shitting on judaism, i beg you to do actual research into what we believe and how we interpret our holy texts instead of assuming anything.
also before shitty people tell me in the comments — i know judaism isn’t perfect, i believe extremes on either end of religious or not have a very easy time being abusive and violent because they often don’t allow any room for beliefs that differ.
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fromgoy2joy · 3 days
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my life has no bussiness being this funny because as I was searching up "how to forgive" on my laptop in the dining hall, my antisemetic former friend group sat down at the end of the long table.
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