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Allison | NB Woman | 30s | She/Her They/Them || Live on Twitch every Thursday Night @AliceEris 8pm PST/11pm EST
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You don’t have Twitter so I assumed you were a zionist I’m sorry
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.
#the Robert Galbraith thing is so so funny too cuz like#she published under a psued to see if people would buy without her name attached#and when they didn't cuz she's a hack#she revealed it to boost the sales numbers
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Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE
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Oh, we've got trouble! (Oh, we've got trouble!)
Right here in Ponyville! (Right here in Ponyville!)
Why, it's those bluffin', cheating, lyin', deceiving Flim Flam brothers!
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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purge of 2002? of 2012? what ARE those?
Oh, how quickly the past is forgotten.
They are part of the reason A03 is a thing now. Not the whole reason, but part of it.
The Great Purges of 2002 and 2012 are when ff.net got a wild hair up their ass about THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nuked any fic posted on there that was explicit. Thousands upon thousands of nc-17 smutfics were lost.
It’s what led to the creation of alternate hosting sites for smutty fic…AdultFanfiction was the one I went to…but thousands of fics would never be recovered.
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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I don't know if we need a break of a palete cleanser after that, was NOT expecting to get a kink to our long forgotten inner brony like that, or one that hard.
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