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mayday-jd · 6 months

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WARNING!!

I'm mostly just talking about broppy here lmao

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• moving onto the better fit for poppy I present to y'all my boy... shadow the hedgehog!!

he's definitely one of my favourite trolls this guy singlehandedly started the sassy man apocalypse LMAO

I think branch is good, he's alr and can you see that I can't properly express why I like him 😭

I think it's funny how he spends so much time hating on the trolls happy, fun and loud lifestyle while he's brooding in his corner or bunker

when in reality he feels lonely and does want to be included (BROZONE WHEN I CATCH YOU BROZONE.)

tbh that's probably one of the reasons why he loves poppy since she's always gone out of her way to include him when everyone else just gave up on him cuz of his moody attitude

like guys.. he kept all the invites she gave him... ☹️

when they were on their way to bergen town and all he did was complain about poppy's "poppiness" he never really was completely fed up with her (which kind of is a miracle) like look at his face in this scene where she's singing despite him complaining about it

LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT HER

and I cannot find a screenshot for this scene BUT THAT SCENE OH. MY. DAYS.

the scene where everyone's freaking out on how to compliment gristle until branch speaks up and gives this absolutely beautiful compliment out of nowhere

but it's not out of nowhere yk why?? CUZ THAT'S JUST HIM DESCRIBING HOW HE SEES POPPY

"Your eyes, they're like two pools so deep, I fear if I dive in, I might never come up for air. And your smile, the sun itself turns jealous and refuses to come out from behind the clouds knowing it cannot shine half as bright."

"I kinda do have a nice smile, don't I?" - gristle's response

"Yes, you do."

AND THEN BRANCH LOOKS AT POPPY

I felt so normal when that scene happened cuz why would I let a trolls movie affect me that much?? 🙂

what's fucking insane tho is that they don't kiss at the end of the movie

like I'm not saying they're obligated to do so but when you basically say "I love you" to each other in I'm pretty fucking sure a /r way then I'm expecting y'all so smack lips by the end of the movie

broppy fans have been starving out there cuz these two bozos don't kiss until the lastest movie which came out SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THE FIRST TROLLS MOVIE

this is like one of the most evil things I've heard about canon ships LMAOO

anyways broppy wins and fuck creek can't believe poppy liked him 🙄

they should've gone thru with choking him to death ngl

#branch is so sassy and grumpy lmao #I find him fun and delightful #and when you look under that emo boy™ shell of his goddamn bro #tho when the “singing killed my grandma” scene came on I could not suppress the giggles #I've seen that scene get memed soo many times man 😭#what's funny is that I literally saw a shadowpeach post with the lines from the diner date scene like yesterday I think #so imagine my surprise when I hear branch say those words to poppy #7 years is evil man #the poor broppy nation #would've been more fun if creek got choked to death by either branch or poppy #more fun if it was poppy #I mean look at branch's smirk here LMAO

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mcdannowave · 1 year

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#h50 season 2 #biting lip #alex o'loughlin #h50 bloopers #sassy steve #or rather...sassy Alex xD #hawaii five 0 #steve mcgarrett #biting those lips..he knows what the fans/camera wants..that's for sure 🤣#Love how Alex can go from 'this' to super serious on the same scene #it would be hilarious if Steve puts a package of something...inappropriate..on Danny's desk #and just watch from his office...Danny entering..finding the package and blushing while opening #and he teases w/ a face like this xD #but probably would be a smirk and some eyebrow game #and Danny? he would try to bury that thing in one of his drawers until it was /absolutely/ safe to even take the closed package out #[Inside their house. after both got in] ''Let me ask u?ARE u INSANE?'''..Danny says.w/ the package on hands #''If Anyone.specially Kono. founded out. i'd hav to move back to Jersey to forget this incident''#and Steve would just give him a quick kiss. and ''Don't start Danny.I know u liked..and will /love/ to use it tonight''#And of course his body betrays hm.Bc is McGarrett.the most Handsome man in that island saying it w/ that stupid smirk #Steve could push his buttons (all of them ^^). but Danny still loved that banter they have even after the years #headcanon tags #mine

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6earedbastard · 1 year

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Mk’s smirk lol

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #mk lego monkie kid #monkie kid mk #Mk being a sassy shit #Mk’s smirk lol #@coffee_.central

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buckys-estrella · 2 years

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I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT BOB WAS GONNA SAY IN THIS SCENE‼️

#I NEED TO KNOW #BOB PLS #WAS THERE RLLY A STORY BEHIND THE CALLSIGN #WERE YOU GONNA BE SASSY TO HANGMAN???#IM SO DESPERATE #AND THE LITTLE SMIRK???#PLS #IM CURRENTLY LOSING MY MIND #GOING INSANE ATM #bob floyd #tgm #lewis pullman #sara:speaks

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rosehathawhey · 9 months

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NEPO BABY BRAT: A Thomas Forrester Series

#like truly he's such a little troll i love him #the bold and the beautiful #thomas forrester #brooke logan #soapedit #b&b #soaps #my gifs #tftroll #i need to find a good quality vid of his #'what are you gonna push me off another cliff' scene with brooke #i cannot wait until he's her son in law #and we get a million of these #all i want is one of her telling hope that he's awful and she needs to leave him #which thomas overhears and just walks in not giving af #and says something sassy while smirking

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im-literally-so-dun · 3 months

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can we talk about Tyler's Clancy's smirk at the end of overcompensate's mv please

#twenty one pilots #sassy boi #no thoughts just the smirk #overcompensate

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sweetlee · 10 months

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👀 -drgermy

yeah .

#ask #do i really need to say more #okay maybe i will anyway LOL look at his stupid face now #right now #do u see that terrible awful smirk. do u #do u see it . do u see his sassy eyebrows and that STAARE #gay ass pose too #i love him so much i need this figure :(#THANK UU FOR THE ASK #!!!!!!!!!!!!!#secret evil tags of the devil . i refuse to gush about chuuya in the open LOL #🫧#toastertum !!

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littlematchagirlll · 10 months

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dean: "what the hell?"

cas: "guess again."

cas, you cunty little bitch, i love you

#i don't know how to make gifs #but cas says it with the cuntiest smirk #spn 4x15 #im not even making this up #it's a real quote #an actual line #castiel may be soft #but he's also a sassy bitch #has been since day one #spn #supernatural #cas #castiel #dean #dean winchester

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ouraniatm · 2 years

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despite getting discharged out the infirmary a short while ago, and being advised to rest as much as possible ( basically, do not leave your damn bed ), cora was in the mood for video gaming ... and what better way to satiate their need than to sneak in ... well, she guesses her now boyfriend’s room and compete against his maverick skillset? frankly, cora still couldn’t fully comprehend the situation at hand. it’s been a month or so since the STYX “incident” and her brush with death’s sweet grip, yet her concept of time was beyond messed up. many would be scarred to the point of no hope for salvation, but oh, cora was not many, unfortunate souls which fell to lethe river. maybe there was something to thank her bastard of an “old man”, after all ... but, now’s not the time for dark humored jokes. the hurt was present, yet slowly dispersing the more she sat alongside idia whose cocky smile and tone would’ve irritated her, but now brought a myriad of glee and giddiness.

such changes felt rapid, yet more than welcome. here she was, believing the elder of two despised her guts for treating him horribly, despite so many issues happening to them both, but this only proved her wrong - could she finally stop being strong, just once? maybe she can finally, once and for all, show a smile ... one that was relaxed, joyful and full of overwhelming love for this adorable nerd.

however, if idia really thought she’d be any nicer just because they finally came clean of the filth piling on both their backs and now pursue a relationship, then he’d be dead wrong. it didn’t take long for cora’s snarky smile to return on her face, hands taking hold of her own controller. ❛ look at you, getting cocky with your high score ... ~ talk about being ‘fair’, eh? ❜ she pauses to adjust on his bed as comfortably as possible, icy blue eyes looking back at yellows with a hint of coyness. ❛ wow... i’m in trouble, now. look how scared i am. ❜ the sarcasm couldn’t be more than obvious at this moment, though cora ends up chuckling. ❛ keep yapping, i’ll just listen and wait until i make you eat all your words ~ ❜ familiar jingles tuned out the screen, which now showed a character and vehicle selection. ❛ hmmm...wanna use default characters or go for custom? you’re the maverick, here ~ ❜

@crownshattered ... continued from here.

#crownshattered #ALLOW ME TO MAKE UP FOR THE ANGSTY STARTER WITH SOFT BUT COMPETITVE GAMER COUPLE MOMENT #idia being cocky:#cora whos been playing a shitton of games by herself when alone in her room and has over 1929299299393 hours worth in rhythm games:#shes abt to end this mans whole career #AND SHE WILL DO IT W THE SASSY ASS SMIRK I SWEAR TO GOD.#these two give me so much serotonin u got no idea #⟪ ic.⟫ rude conversations.#⟪ queue. ⟫ too busy to care at the moment.#⟪ otp. crownshattered. ⟫ cora o. & idia s.

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i-thiccs · 2 years

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Giftart request for Motiivatiion

#thicc #anthro #furry #species #orki #pudgy #sassy #smirk

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shannonwhitehall1952blog · 30 days

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#aiart #ai #smirk #barack obama #art #sunglasses #politician #digitalart #politics #fun #sassy

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buckyalpine · 4 months

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40s Sergeant Barnes with a nurse and a Sergeant kink (and breeding and house wife kink, virginity loss). This was supposed to be a pure smutty drabble but then I got in my feelings and added some fluff and angst but I promise Bucky is still a dirty, nasty little fuck in this. Just with a sweeter ending. The one he deserves.

Listen just imagine what a cute, sexy menace Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes would be just waking up from an injury when his eyes flutter open to the pretty nurse he’s been eyeing from the day he started. You’re not a shy, dainty little thing, nope. Not at all.

You bark out orders like a drill Sergeant and one glare from you is all it takes to get everyone in line and on task without a second thought. Even his superiors are scared of you, biting their tongue when you stitch them up and send them on their way before running off to your next patient.

Bucky was in love.

“Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes” he rasps, throwing you a charming smirk while you roll your eyes in response, shaking your head. "How'd I get so lucky, got a my little angel tendin' to me"

“I see your injury hasn’t stopped hurt that mouth of yours Sergeant" You quirk an eyebrow while he playfully huffs as you change the dressing covering a gash on his abdomen. You swab the area clean and he doesn't flinch even though you know it must burn like hell, his muscles tensed while he continues to watch you with heart eyes. "Now you know I'm not your little angel, I got 20 other men to fix up, you better be out of this bed as soon as you're all healed up"

“C’mon sugar, you're breakin' my heart" Bucky gives you a little pout with those perfect lips and you catch the twinkle in his eye as he looks over your form with complete admiration. He loved your sassy, take no shit attitude and it's taking everything in him to calm himself down so he doesn't get a hard on right there in front of you.

"You'd tell that to a cat with three legs if it was in a nurses outfit" You try your best to not give into his flirty comments and puppy eyes, knowing damn well he's a heart breaker but he makes it so difficult when he continues to woo you with his boyish charm.

He can't help but chase after you; catching the way your eyes always dart around with anxiety when his group returns from an operation, relief flooding them when you finally spot him. He loves your indifferent attitude, patting him down to make sure he's uninjured but your furrowed brows and the tiny pout on your lips give away that you're worried.

How can he just let you go. Every time you check over him, he needs you closer.

So much closer.

"Ms. y/l/n, Sergeant Barnes is requesting you in his tent, he says it's urgent"

You shake your head looking over at the time, quietly making your way over to the tent he's stationed at, thankful that a number of troops were sleeping so you wouldn't be seen as you quickly slip inside.

“And what hurts now” you sass with your hands on your hips seeing the soldier in perfect health, doing your best to assess him without letting him know.

"Always checkin' over me" Bucky chuckles, seeing what you're doing; his words making your cheeks heat up, "Knew you cared about me sugar"

"Well what am I doin' here" You give him an unconvincing huff, struggling to keep your voice steady, refusing to meet his eyes, keeping your gaze on his silver dog tags instead. It doesn't help that he's handsome as hell with a light dusting of scruff covering his cheeks. Bucky's never seen you flustered before and it evokes something in him, all the blood in his body rushing south seeing your fingers twitch.

All he wanted to do was kiss you but now-

“Help your Sergeant out doll” He whispers, taking another step forward till his chest brushes against yours, his hand coming to tilt your chin up, "Will you?"

You gasp feeling his hardness press against your thigh, your heart fluttering wildly as his thumb traces your lips, any semblance of control you had slipping away feeling the warmth of his skin.

“Y-yes Sergeant Barnes”

His lips press against yours, soft and sweet, a stark contrast to the way his body was screaming for him to pick you up and toss you onto his cot.

"Sweet like sugar" He lets his hands fall to your waist, pulling you flush against his body while your arms drape on top of his shoulders. You stand on your toes chasing more of his lips and he chuckles at the needy whine you let out when he pulls away for air.

Now let's say your first night together was actually quite tame. He kisses you again and you swoon when he repeatedly checks in with you before going any further. His hand slips under your skirt, letting his fingers toy with places no on else has touched. With each night, he needs you more and more until he can't hold off any longer and neither can you.

You sneak into his tent and this time he doesn't hesitate to undress you completely, not when he needs you bare with nothing separating you both. You feel your heart race as he lies on top of you, draping a thin sheet over himself when you shiver at the chill night air. You feel his body heat instantly warm you up, his heavy cock resting between your soaked folds.

"Are you sure, sugar?" He asks, his hand cupping your cheek and stroking your skin.

"Please Sergeant" You whisper and the way you say his title makes his cock twitch. There's something so different about you when you're in his bed, a sweet little bunny giving herself to him completely. It drives him feral with a need to make you feel good, make you cry for his cock and his cock only, to keep you nice and full of him.

You don't look twice at anyone else and here you are completely naked in his tent with your tight little virgin cunt, your legs spread open so he can put his dick in you; there was no way he was ever going to let you go.

"You tell me if it's too much, alright?" His lips tickle your neck as kisses your skin while rubbing his heavy cock through your folds, coating it in your slick, "Breathe for me"

He slips his tags into your mouth as he starts to press in, the initial sting making you bite down hard onto the metal feeling a mix of pleasure and pain. You whine at the way he stretches you open, your thighs squeezing around his waist, nails digging into his shoulders.

"Shhh, that's it love, doin' so good for me so good for your Sergeant, look how you're takin' all of me baby" He looks down to where you're both connected as he continues to slowly push himself in till hes fully sheathed inside you. He gives you time to adjust, slipping his tags out of your lips and letting his tongue lace with yours instead, his balls already throbbing with how tightly you were squeezing his cock.

"Please-Sergeant" your heels press into his ass desperate for him to move, gasping when he starts to slowly roll his hips, barely pulling out.

"I got you love-don't worry" Bucky moves as slowly as he could not wanting to hurt you, taking just as much care of you as you had with him countless of times.

But he can only keep up at that pace for so long. Your muffled whines and moans don't help the way his mind is already spiraling. His pretty little nurse all spread out just for him, taking his raw, bare cock in her soaking pussy, squeezing him so tight, he was only a few strokes from cumming.

If it were up to him he would've proposed on the spot, thinking about making love to you on your wedding night, seeing you all shy and sweet wrapped up in soft white lace. If you were his wife, he'd take you apart every which way, not giving a fuck about traditions, taking you right on the dining room table.

You'd be the prettiest little thing for him to come home to, such a good wife all dirty just for her husband. Only he'd know the way your mouth would slobber all over his cock like your life depended on it. The way you'd moan at the taste of his cum. Bucky's eyes rolled back at the thought of you with nothing but some heels and a string of pearls he'd put around your neck while he stuffed you with cum and emptied his balls in you.

"S-Sergeant-I-oh god" You whimpered feeling his cock grow harder, your pussy pulling him right back in, feeling the coil low in your belly pull tighter and tighter as he hit that spot.

Meanwhile Bucky's jaw clenched as he felt his balls pull tight to his body, the tip leaking steadily in your pussy. His mind spiraled into places he didn't think would exist before he met you, rogue thoughts he only entertained when he had his dick in his hand. The harder he fucked you the more he thought about how gorgeous you'd look with a swollen belly.

Fuck, imagine if he got you pregnant right then and there. That nurses uniform would no longer fit you. Everyone would know he knocked you up, your perfectly round tummy carrying Sergeant James Barnes' baby, breasts heavy with milk, God, he wasn't going to last-

“Gonna let your Sergeant pump you full of cum?” He pants, letting his hands grip onto your hips like his life depends on it, the wiry hair at the base of his cock rubbing against your clit.

“Yes!!” You sob, biting down onto his shoulder to keep your cries down while he continues to fuck you into oblivion. You don't understand how such filth can spew from that pink, pouty little mouth of his. "Please-please-need-youI-I'm gonna-"

"M'yours sweet girl, m'all yours, go on, cum for me love, cum on my cock, it's all yours" He gazed into your eyes, cooing at your parted lips and sweat slicked skin. It didn't take long for you to shatter around him his lips smashing against yours to swallow your moans.

"Want your cum Sergeant" You beg , desperate to have him claim you from the inside.

"Oh fuck baby, y-you can't say that, m-gonna, oh fuckkk" Your words throw Bucky right off the edge as he lets out a deep groan stilling his hips and shooting endless ropes of his spend into you. You both lay in comfortable silence, your fingers playing with his hair; his usual kempt brown locks now disheveled .

“Y’know m’gonna marry you” his scruffy cheek nuzzles into your neck as he continues to stay deep inside you as his cock softens, “after all this is over. Gonna put a ring on that finger”

His words send a different wave of emotions over you, feeling more safe than ever, clinging onto him as tightly as possible. You let a whimper slip out and he pulls away from your neck with an expression of concern.

“What is it love” Bucky coos, wiping away the tears that slip you, stroking your cheek while you bite back a sniffle.

“Do you mean it? After this is all over?” You weren't sure what Bucky would want-there was still a war going on. Anything could happen. Perhaps this was just to keep his bed warm. Something to keep him calm, you were just someone to-

"Of course sugar" Bucky presses a firm kiss to your forehead, silencing the thoughts that tried to run wild. "You're mine"

And of course he gets his happy ending. Because when it's all over, he gets the ring for the girl he loves. He's on one knee, proposing to you with the sweetest words. He treats you like a princess on your wedding night, making love all night long until the sun is up.

There isn't a surface in the house he's left untouched. Nothing makes him more feral than moaning for his pretty wife, constantly taking her hand and wrapping it around his cock, watching that diamond glint with each stroke.

It doesn't take long for you to feel a little squeamish, knowing all the tell tale signs.

The day you tell him he's going to be a dad is one of the happiest days of his life. There isn't a single night that goes by where he isn't nuzzling his face into your tummy, talking to your little one.

Everything was perfecttt.

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