Matt Berry and Kayvan Novak jamming between takes on the latest episode look at their happy faces (when are we getting a musical episode)

Something is wrong with Laszlo. It has been like this a few weeks now. He just sits in the library, staring off into space.

Losing it over the fact that the latest episode started with Laszlo (seemingly) completely dejected and despondent, everyone in the house individually convinced that it’s all their fault, and then halfway through dropped Nadja’s detached “maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if we ended up dying?” like a fucking brick but then devoted the final part of the episode to showing that despite the monotony and endlessness inherent to their lives, these weirdos all have so much care and love and devotion for one another even when it’s in spite of themselves, that they all derive so much meaning from their relationships with each other, choosing to end on the note of the Baron’s “I suppose with the right company, it can be beautiful, this eternal existence.” Screaming crying throwing up et cetera

What We Do In The Shadows - The Roast

Anybody else notice in "The Roast" that Nadja was, like, worryingly okay with the idea of dying for a minute?

Ok so the way Nandor exclaimed "Guillermo!" when he popped out of his coffin was so soft and tender and relieved and just SOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😭😭😭💖💖💖

BUT, the fact that he kept repeating "I know you better than anyone" and found a reason to boop him on the nose ONCE AGAIN and fucking REMEMBERED THE CARD GUILLERMO WROTE FOR HIM WHEN THEY FIRST MET???

HE WAS MOUTHING. THE. WORDS.

I'm SOBBING

Harvey shared a cheeky behind the scenes video from Guillermo’s escapades in The Roast.

When you and your husband are down to only 16 fucks a week but then you realize it could be worse when your housemate says your husband and him are down to only 3 fucks a week

ok but Guillermo living with vampires for so long that he's used to all their shits that it doesn't even faze him anymore at this point- like I don't know how anyone can come back from that gawdawful hybrid experiments- but when vampires plan something he usually is quick to say no or be the more reasonable voice, but now he literally just sat back and let them do their ridiculous brainstorming ideas and just go along with whatever they're planning cuz Lazlo is upset and they wanna just cheer him up.

Nandermo + Wuthering Heights quotes that make me foam at the mouth, part 5

OLD fucking. olivia and aaron comic. like from 2019. annoying her on purpose. getting that goat. pulling all 8 of those legs. also sorry its kind of hard to read :')

I love the weird transition song Nandor does during the roast. Like

It's Laszlo's roast !!

It's his-

-roast !!

It's Laszlo's-

-roast !!!

And it's so badly paced and there's a shitty instrumental I love them sm

omg they're right

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do In The Shadows - The Roast

i haven't seen anyone talking about this and i feel like i'm going crazy! when nandor goes to get drinks and goes "blood for the vampires, and a flat pepsi for guillermo"... nandor toasts. as he drinks his, he says "oh that's sweet." now he could absolutely be referring to guillermo and the baron shaking hands... but when the baron pulls guillermo aside we hear a stomach gurgling sound effect?? did nandor swap his & guillermo's drinks to see if guillermo would drink the blood-- and he did with no reaction?? nandor would've vomited though... idk but the sound effect is driving me wild. someone smarter than me help.

Man, they're really trying to butter us up with how much Nandor truly loves Guillermo for this finale where there's no doubt going to be absolute carnage and devastation between them!!! 😞😭

Nandor is constantly praising Guillermo and defending him to the Baron. He even tries to stop him for hurting him in any way and begs him to be merciful. And then at the end, he boops him on his nose?? I mean come on! 😍