#the progeny | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

anoddopal · 7 months

Text

The cool thing about having fankids with my villain F/Os is that the kiddos echo me when I antagonize my spouse. I have a little creechur ready to FITE in my corner whenever it’s time to be an insufferable pest. >:3

#the f/os I’m referring to deserve it so don’t worry #they just have to suffer while I sass them and the kid backs me up HAHAHAHA #I am an amazing mother #the progeny #Opal IRL

2 notes · View notes

meirimerens · 7 months

Text

pathologic fest day 19

"In the Darkness"

where nobody dwells but the earth herself

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #herb brides #pathologic_fest #моросентябрь #pathologic fest #мор утопия #nonsexual nudity /#my art #i STAY herbbridesposting......... having a blast #fun fact this one's been in my WIPs for months now #and getting to finish it because it fit the theme so well.... blissful #herb brides can have a little Pythia moment... as a treat #can't believe i have to do this /!\ THIS IS NOT DIONYSOS-RELATED. THOSE ARE NOT MAENADS. THOSE ARE FICTIONAL MEMBERS #OF A FICTIONAL CENTRAL ASIAN-INSPIRED PEOPLE PARTAKING IN MOTHER-EARTH WORSHIP WITHIN A FICTIONAL #CENTRAL-ASIAN INSPIRED SPIRITUALITY. /!\#/!\ THEY WORSHIP AN ALL-MOTHER EARTH-GODDESS WHOSE PROGENY IS THE ENTIRE WORLD AND NOT A MALE GOD OF WINE PASSION THEATRE [...] /!\#/!\ THE OP HAS PERSONAL AND INTIMATE SPIRITUAL/RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AND WOULD NEVER MAKE DEVOTIONAL ART TO A MALE GOD /!\#this would be my portfolio tag if i had a portfolio [portfolio tag]

2K notes · View notes

lahikmajoe · 2 years

Text

No need to share our every thought...or argue with strangers online? Yes, please

We don't miss it. None of it. The noise, the distractions, the Sturm und Drang of modern life. What if it's not so bad to just be human, without all the pressure to share our thoughts and whatnot, for a little while?

our neighbours for the next week or so We’re going off the grid, baby! My wife and I met, while she was living in an Italian mediaeval village, and she assured me it wasn’t the glamorous chic Italy I knew from Venice or Florence. Liguria along the coast is actually quite sophisticated. You’ve got San Remo and Genoa nearby, with Cinque Terre even further down the coast. It’s not the Côte d’Azur…

View On WordPress

#Austrian Alps #back to civilisation #Digital Detox #Faulty Towers #followers #Italian holidays #Italian mediaeval village #Italy #Liguria #lived for the mountains #Moonstruck #Nick #off the grid #Sturm und Drang #the progeny

0 notes

mayasynth · 4 months

Text

My beautiful unhinged daughter, Mary Elizabeth Frankenstein <3 I know this was not at all how the scene actually went, but humour me

(Pssssst everyone please read Our Hideous Progeny, pleaseee 🙏)

661 notes · View notes

one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months

Text

My boyfriend (I do not have a boyfriend irl) cheated on me with a ladybug and they had a bunch of ladybug/human hybrid children, then kicked me out of my house.

#dream #boyfriend #cheating #ladybug #hybrid #children #progeny

414 notes · View notes

qadmonster · 3 months

Text

quick and sloppy "dust-the-cobwebs-out-my-brains-before-work" dooble.

#progeny

151 notes · View notes

not-a-font · 4 months

Text

Ace, the son of Roger, is brothers with Luffy, the son of Dragon? I can't believe that Dragon and Roger were lovers. What a twist

#not-a-post #one piece #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #monkey d dragon #gol d. roger #one piece meme #shitpost #Sabo's their half brother #Dragon found another lover while mourning Roger's death #big news morgan had a blast writing this story #also imagining crocomom seething in the background that roger's getting credit for making his progeny

172 notes · View notes

lunaia-fr · 7 months

Text

Oh wow this new gene 🤩

(Sky/Rose/White)

#I gave it to one of my aether pairs #hype #these were pulled from the forsee progeny thing #flight rising #dragon share

314 notes · View notes

piffany666 · 5 months

Text

Headcanon!

Darlin and Bright eyes go clubbing often and whenever darlin gets hit on not only do they say "I have a boyfriend" but they also say "and I'm here with my kid" and then gesture to the lil shit.

They guys go running!

Same thing vise versa for Bright if ever they get hit on and aren't feeling it they'll just be like "you wanna meet my mom/dad?" And then their met with Mother Fucking Tanker!

Let's just say they back off QUICKLY

XD

(Also yes this is cannon in my fic "OK just one more punk progeny won't hurt~")

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted bright eyes #ok just one more punk progeny won't hurt~

187 notes · View notes

ineffectualdemon · 8 months

Text

Shang Qinghua is man who has a vagina and Mobei Jun is a demon with a penis and Shang Qinghua is the one who eventually knocks up Mobei

It's definitely his biological child and Mobei Jun definitely carries it himself

Shen Qingqiu spends the rest of eternity trying to figure out HOW but is too afraid to ask

#svsss #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #svsss headcanon #mpreg #kinda #no safe for esmes #shen qingqiu #every time sqq sees the moshang progeny hes just got question marks floating around his head #he saw mobei pregnant #the kids are very clearly SQH's they proved it to the northern court!#and he knows sqh is waiting for him to ask #hes got a shit eating grin on his face #which means the answer is probably something sqq doesn't want to know but also his curiosity is killing him #its a game of wills #sqq is losing

182 notes · View notes

anoddopal · 1 year

Note

I'm so sorry my first thought upon jearing 10 kids was 'Hm. SUV parents.' /j (Yearnin-cryptid)

[*SPITS OUT DRINK*]

In my defense the bulk of the army of children were already there before Opal even met B.oxman. 🤣

But yes. We have giant vehicles to wheel them all around in. ✨

#loving the American dream fr #robot dad husband #the robot kids #the progeny

1 note · View note

queerprayers · 2 months

Text

was not expecting this Quran commentary to call out Martin Luther by name as a negative influence on theology. he's officially been roasted by all religions now probably

#this was specifically about how he made religion too much of a personal relationship #“it is all too obvious that this genre of modernist 'islam' is the progeny of Martin Luther with cross-pollination from Rousseau” LOL #from the maarif al-quran on quran.com btw. i don't own any commentaries yet

68 notes · View notes

tswwwit · 3 months

Note

[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]

Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??

Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!

Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.

#answers #Dipper's never really thought about the mechanics of Bill's true form. On purpose. For his sanity.#So he hasn't questioned his assumption that it could never happen #He's right too! With what they're doing they aren't going to have any progeny #Bill though is not one to rule out some freak twist of magic causing an 'accident'#Heck knows he sees twelve impossible things before breakfast #And let's face it: These two get themselves into quite a few Shenanigans #It's almost like someone out there has it out for them 🤔 Weird huh #Given Bill's true nature I think it's equally likely he could be the siring or gestating partner #And between the two he'd pick lying down on the train track himself of that particular trolley problem #My version of Bill has negative desire to procreate at the moment #Though if Bill ever DID sire a kid prior to meeting Dipper #You just KNOW he was the worst most deadbeat piece of shit #this was in my drafts and I totally forgot it was there

74 notes · View notes

exdeputysonso · 2 months

Text