#the loser boyfriend love triangle of it all
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i couldn’t decide which of these was funnier so you’re getting both
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Love triangle pt. 2
MDNI
thank you to this anon for this idea!
Series Description: reader is polyamorous and in a relationship with Nicholas, when Noah replaces the lead singer of the band, reader catches feelings!
3k words, Noah Sebastian x fem!reader
CW: protected sex, fingering (fem rec), handjob, dirty talk
i do want to add that i did my best to research for this series, but if i got something wrong, PLEASE let me know so i can correct myself!
i imagine younger Noah for this one 🤗
the love that blossomed between you and Noah wasn't as slow burning as it was with Nicholas. it was rather quick paced, actually.
you and Noah had met when your boyfriends band had to acquire a new lead singer. the previous singer had gotten cocky, claiming it was “his band” and he knew best. the remaining 3 boy had voted him out and the decision was made.
within 4 days, Noah was knocking on Nicholas’ front door.
“hi, um..i'm here for…this.” he held up a flyer that the band had put all around town.
“ah! sick! right this way man!!” Nicholas said, being excited. Nicholas showed him around to the garage they would be practicing in later that day.
“usually before we practice, the garage door is wide open so feel free to come in and get set up. but, for now we can just chill since it's only..” Nicholas checked his phone, looking at the time. “3:30ish and we start at 5.”
Noah nodded, following your boyfriend into the kitchen. Nicholas pulled a chilled beer out of the fridge for himself, offering Noah one, which he gladly accepted.
Nick: hey my love! going to start practice soon, got this new singer we're gunna try out. wanna come listen?
y/n: yes obvi!! be over soon <3
you got ready in about 15 minutes, finally making your way over to your beloved boyfriend's house.
it was a rather short walk, you were thankful the weather bestowed its good graces on you, you wouldn't have walked if it was too hot.
you knew Nicholas’ back door was never locked. you entered and made your way to the garage, only after getting yourself a hard seltzer out of his fridge.
as you opened the door, Folio, Jolly and Nicholas greeted you with hugs.
you took little notice to the tall, partially tattooed man in front of the mic. you were too fixated on Nicholas to care. your focus was pulled away when he introduced the two of you.
you took a long once over of Noah, Nicholas’ words not even registering as he spoke.
Noah was…not what you expected. over the phone, Nicholas made him sound like some longer haired loser. in actuality, he was sex personified.
his hair fell over his forehead, he had a dermal piercing on his cheekbone, he was tall and pretty lanky, and his tattoos poked out every which way they could through his tank top.
your eyes snapped back up to his eyes and he greeted you with a friendly handshake. you couldn't lie to yourself, he did look nerdy, but it worked so well for him.
you took a seat on the couch, as they started, everyone was anticipating Noah's performance. he seemed like he would do well but you could tell his nerves were getting at him.
Nicholas explained the song to him, point to parts on the part, showing where the chorus would start and so on.
the sythn-ish sounds started to play out of the speakers and you locked in. after about 30 seconds, Noah had seemed to forget all about his nervousness and absolutely demolished the song. his screams straight away sent shocked looked to all 4 of you.
as the song got to the middle of it, Noah's blegh sent shivers up and down your spine. the boys gave each other stunned facial expressions.
the song came to and end and the boys exploded in cheers.
“holy shit! i did not expect that out of you!!” Folio said as he dapped Noah up.
Noah said his thanks, blushing at the praise.
they did a full set with their shiny new toy, enjoying how well Noah was able to control his voice. his breath control was out of this fucking world and it all seemed to so naturally to him.
your head swooned as you watched him. a part of you felt a ping on guilt in your heart. you didn't know how Nicholas would feel actually living out a polyamorous relationship.
it made you queasy to think about. of course nothing was official. shit, you hardly knew the man, what were you thinking? you could silently appreciate him, without making it weird or awkward for anyone involved.
they started playing “broken youth” which was one of your favorites off of the album and you were beyond excited to see how Noah took his spin on it.
needless he was breathtaking with it. you didn't notice how shitty the last guy made it sound now that you were hearing it how it was meant to be sung.
the band finished and you yourself gave Noah well deserved praise. you gave him a hug and boasted about his performance.
“you were fucking sick! amazing vocals on this one, boys!” you said the second half to the men behind Noah.
as you gave Noah a hug, his arms instinctively wrapped around you, feeling like they could protect you against anything. he was warm and inviting. his cologne filled your senses and you swore that was the moment you fell for him. it seemed too natural.
you pulled away, a slight blush making itself known to your cheeks, which led you to pull yourself away from him, you didnt speak much to him the rest of the night until the rest of the boys got tired and crashed on Nicholas’ couches/spare beds.
“well, im going to head off to bed, my love, but feel free to sneak in with me anytime.” Nicholas winked and gave you a small peck to your lips before heading off to bed himself.
silence filled the room for a few second, which to you, felt like forever, before you spoke up.
“how did you learn to do that? scream so well?” you were genuinely curious and it didn't hurt to get to know the guy since he was now in your boyfriend's band.
“well, i wish i could tell you but it came pretty natural to me. i messed around with some of my favorite bands sounds one day and kind of just…discovered? i guess, that i could do it.”
you engaged in the conversation by nodding and giving small “mhm"s while he spoke.
“it did take a little practice here and there to get my voice to what it is now. but, yeah most of it was natural talent i guess” he chuckled at the end of his sentence. your heart swooned at the tiny lisp he had when he pronounced his S's.
“how about you? do you sing or anything?” he asked, cocking his head to the side as he took a sip of his water.
“yeah, i sing here and there. mostly in the car or the shower. but, i have been playing bass since like, forever.” a smile plastered onto your face as you spoke to him.
something about Noah enticed you so much, he seemed like a man with man secrets and you wanted to learn them all.
the night went on and on, it was now almost 1am, you could say you had gotten to know Noah pretty well within the couple hours you had talked to him.
“well, i think i should head home.” he said as he stood up.
“yeah, i think i should get to bed too. here, i'll show you out.”
he followed you through the house, giggling everytime Jolly snored on the couch in Nicholas's livingroom. you walked out with Noah, not wanting your goodbyes to wake up the drunken man on the couch.
you gave Noah a hug once more to finish the night off, Noah's hands linger on your waist. you couldn’t help yourself. it felt like there was a magnetic pull working on you and Noah, enchanting his soft, pink lips towards yours.
Noah, not thinking, put a hand on your face, closing the kiss. it was a bit weird in a general aspect, thinking about how you just met him today. but to you both, it felt so natural.
just as you went to deepen the passion in the kiss, Noah pulled away, a frantic look making its presence known in his eyes.
“oh my god- i didn't- oh fuck! Nicholas is-” he started to panic as the realization set in for him.
“Noah! Noah please can you just-” your words weren't registering in his brain, they were barely entering his ears.
“fuck! i just got this spot in the band-” his fingers pushed their way his long hair.
you pushed against his chest to get his attention.
“fucking listen to me! god!” your voice was ridden with annoyance.
“i'm not cheating on Nick, he knows i love him, but i'm poly. Nick knows this.” you gave a brief explanation, his face utterly confused.
“wha-”
“look, my house is that one over there, you don't have practice tomorrow so come over around 12 and i'll explain.” you pointed to a house further in the distance.
you didn't wait for his response, rather just turning around and getting in bed with your boyfriend.
you were genuinely surprised when Nicholas’ arms wrapped around you and his words flowed through the walls of the room.
“i saw you looking at Noah.”
your stomach dropped. you knew Nicholas knew, but its your first time having a boyfriend and genuinely being interested in someone else.
“i-..um yeah.” your voice was low, not knowing what to expect out of this conversation.
“i don't know- um…how-” you tried to get your words out but the lump in your throat seemed to catch your words.
“i'm not mad at you, baby. i knew what i was getting into when i asked you out, i don't regret it either. it might take some time getting used to, but i'm not mad.” his words were soothing to you. the tears that were threatening to spill, thankfully dispersed as your boyfriend spoke.
“we kissed.” your words were so quiet you weren't sure if he heard you.
“what?”
“we kissed. i walked him out and it kind of just…happened.”
it was quiet for a few moments.
“oh. well…i think i'd like some heads up? if possible?” Nicholas chuckled and closed his eyes, getting comfortable once more.
“yeah. i'll give you a heads up...if possibem” a soft smile spread like butter against your lips as you both fell asleep.
the next day, you woke up around 9am. very, very early considering the time you went to bed last night. you figured it was your nerves getting to you, knowing you'd be one on one with Noah again later today.
you ate breakfast with the 3 boys and watched some tv, you were having a good time, yet your mind drifted away every so often thinking about Noah and what you would say to him.
Noah: omw
read at 11:43AM
“hey, guys. i'm going to head home. i need to go feed the cats and lucy.” you smiled as you gathered your things.
“okay, baby. be safe, see you later.” you pecked Nicholas’ lips before heading out.
you somewhat hustled back to your house, not knowing exactly how much time you had to get ready.
quickly, you fed your two cats and your dog. afterwards you made yourself more presentable.
three knocks on your door and you were panicking. you opened the door and your heart fluttered at the sight.
“come in.” you smiled, hoping your anxiety wasn't too noticeable…
your orange maine coon instantly came up and rubbed himself against Noah's leg. Noah closed the door behind him and chuckled as he knelt down to pet him.
“i love cats.”
“that's eddie. he's very friendly with new people. that's lucy.” you pointed to your pomeranian who was laying on her doggy bed with a pink bow in her hair.
“and woody is around here somewhere.”
“woody? like the toy story character?” Noah smiled, standing back up.
“no, like wood. he's a havana brown, so it kind of made sense.”
as on time, woody made his appearance down the hallway, walking back and forth, not too sure on the tall man standing in the door way.
you both took a seat on the couch and you slowly, thoroughly explained what was going on with you and your boyfriend.
“i'm polyamorous. which means i can feel desire or romance for more than one person at a time.” you looked up at him, trying to read his face.
”does Nicholas know..?”
“yes, 100%.”
you explained to him that you had told Nicholas that you were polyamorous long ago before you started dating. you had discovered your sexual identity right after you graduated highschool.
Noah listened to you as you rambled on.
“i ended up telling him we kissed last night. he wasn't mad but he did say he would appreciate a heads up next time.”
it took a while for Noah to understand and grasp the concept. it wasn't a completely new concept to him. he had heard of it before but he had never actually met someone who happened to be polyamorous.
it was a lot for him to take in, but slowly he felt better about the “events” that had taken place last night.
“y/n..i think i really like you. which is so completely fucking weird because i just met you like yesterday.” he was looking down at his hand, picking at his nails.
“i feel the same..but i think it's best to just…take it slow. no labels yet. just us as two individuals seeing where it goes.”
Noah nodded, agreeing with the idea.
“can i kiss you again?” his voice was soft, not wanting to do anything to make you uncomfortable. but, you of course said yes.
your lips connected to one another's and it was full of passion and need, drastically different from the one you shared last night.
Noah effortlessly pulled you onto his lap. his kisses trailed down your neck, placing soft, wet kisses all over. you had barely noticeable hickies left from Nicholas that Noah had no problem kissing over.
his hands made their way down your curves and onto your ass. Noah kneaded at your skin as your hands found their way into his hair. soft moans were heard from both of you Noah seemed almost scared to progress in what you both silently consented to, so you took control.
you grabbed his hand and gently guiding it into your panties, letting his cold fingers glide through your now progressing wetness. after a couple swirls around your clit he plunged his fingers into your cunt.
your mouth dropped open and your eyes rolled back, his fingers hit new spots inside of you that you could have never found by yourself.
his fingers worked magic inside you while his thumb toyed at your clit, making delicate circles.
you took it into your own hands to release his aching cock from his skinny jeans. emo fuck.
you spit into your hand and started to pump your hand up and down. Noah did the same as you, mouth in a perfect “O” shape and let his head fall on the back of the couch, eyes rolling to the back of his head.
his fingers were now alternating between fucking into you and giving your achey clit attention. you were approaching your climax.
“fuck, your hand feels so much better than mine.” Noah moaned out, a little chuckled at the end.
“you think my hand is good? wait until you feel my pussy. so warm and tight.” you said between broken moans and whines.
Noah found the perfect spot within you and it sent you spiraling. your orgasm overtook you in white, hot, burning pleasure.
you fell forward into Noah's chest, letting your body twitch and wither in his grasp. he slowly took his fingers out, licking them clean. when you came down and could once again breathe properly, he asked
“can you go again, hm?” his voice was saturated with lust. you nodded, eager to feel his cock.
“do you have a condom?”
you hopped off his lap, rushing to your bedside table to grab one.
once you got back to the couch, you scrambled to take your bottom half of clothes off, with Noah's help of course.
once you sat on Noah's cock, some sort of dominance clouded Noah's mind. his grip became tighter, as he fucked up into you, he would growl out.
“god- fuck, i could use this pussy for the rest of my life.” he watched as your clothed breasts bounced as his hips fucked into you.
your mind was filled with dirty thoughts of the man in front of you. you gawked at his tattooed throat, his adam's apple moving up and down as he let growls and grunts escape his chest.
something about Noah made you so fucking weak. from the way he carried himself to the way he spoke, it was all some weird spell he unknowingly casted upon you.
you clawed at his chest, bunching his shirt up in your fist.
“shit, you fuck so good, Noah.” you cried as you felt your orgasm approaching you once more.
you tightened around Noah, only causing Noah to fuck into you faster. fuck, you'd be surprised if you had the ability to walk after this.
you could feel Noah's cock twitching as he got closer.
“Noah, fuck, please please cum with me.”
Noah gave a count down.
“3…” fuck, you knew this would feel so good. finally getting to released after being fucked senseless.
“2…” the grip you had on each other only became tighter. you were now pressed against each other, Noah's arms pulling you into his chest.
your head was rested upon his neck, giving soft bites and sloppy kisses to the skin.
“1…cum for me.”
you both let go as the countdown ended. bliss taking you both over. it felt like heaven on earth.
you rested your forehead against Noah's as you both tried to catch your breath.
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it took 2 months, and lots of understanding from both of the boys, but you had made it official with Noah. you were happier than ever.
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I've also been pondering George's role in all the girl Paul/John business, and I feel like he and Paul had their first kiss with each other and Jim always wished Paul would end up with George instead of John, but it didn't take long for George to figure out she just wasn't into him like that. John is definitely a giant competitive dick toward George for a while when he first joins the band, but eventually they decide to put aside fighting for Paul's attention and form their own closeness which they frequently ostracize her from, leading Paul to ironically feel like she has to compete with John for George's friendship. Also, the media deeefinitely milks the love triangle for all it's worth with them. (Not to mention the Paul/Yoko catfight lol, which they always deny but in ways that just keep fanning the tension. Also Yoko gets really put out whenever Paul/Linda don't invite her to their sapphic potlucks)
God, okay, I’ve actually thought about this a stupid amount because obviously when she meets John (and George) Paul’s still young enough that she’s still in that comp het mentality. Like she feels so different from other girls because sure Elvis is hot, she’d love to marry Elvis as much as the next girl, but also don’t they want to be Elvis?? But all the girls around her are talking about boys, and expect her to be talking about boys, so she kind of fakes it a bit to fit in, and she’s like “I’ll just kiss George to see what all the fuss is about”, and then promptly decides that the fuss is about nothing.
And then she meets John and that’s completely different, but also John takes her music seriously and she values that so much, so even if she sort of gets what the other girls are talking about now, she doesn’t want to be John’s girlfriend because a) she’s seen how John treats his girlfriends, and b) everyone already says she only got in the band because she’s John’s little girlfriend and she isn’t even, so she can only imagine how much worse it would be if she actually were.
Plus she can’t date any other guy because now that she’s in the group she knows how guys talk about girls, and she doesn’t want some loser who can’t even play the guitar as good as her going around saying he went all the way with the girl in the quarrymen.
So she comes to the very logical and pragmatic conclusion that she simply won’t have sex until she’s famous :)
But yeah I think JPG just end up in this little triangle of jealousy where like George is jealous for all the usual reasons, John is jealous because oh what she’ll kiss baby George but not him?? (He definitely calls George her boyfriend to piss the both of them off when he’s being antagonistic). Paul is jealous because John and George join forces to do chauvinism at her when she’s being annoying. Horrible little friend group all around!
Also I think it would be really funny if when they do get famous the general public just like ships Paul and George together. Like there’s definitely rumours about whatever the hell is going on with John and Paul, but because John’s married, they’re a whispered low-key implied in tabloids but in a way that works around libel laws kind of thing. But Paul and George are the single Beatles, and they are a girl and a boy, so reporters are straight up like “Are you two going to marry each other? All of your fans want you to,” to Paul and George (and John!)’s mutual disgust.
#also in my head George is the first person paul kind of comes out to because she’s scared John will be weird and crass about it#asks
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All Zellion Lore
He gets no bitches
Absolutely zero pussy
Is an incel
Does not actually exist
Raw ANTI-sex appeal (leads to being sent to tumblr horny jail)
No bitches megamind
Saddest most pathetic sex ever
Lesbian
Brandons elden ring character
Syls exlover
Zellion is the same Zellion as in Sixth Incarnation of Pandora, an unpublished sci-fi novel which he wrote
Dustbringer Moash
The author of the Gravity Fallsjournals
No drip
Secret project main characters
Is in fortnite
Died on the way back to his home planet
Is a war criminal
Zane venture but with spikes
Is kelsier in shardplate
Zero swag points
An onion 🧅
Swagless bastard
Constantly taking L’s
Has a homoerotic friendship with dalinar
Coolest mfer to ever exist
Wears metal plates
Inspired mass hysteria (true)
Zellion is love, Zellion is life
Unchained bondsmith
Is tumblr pikachu guy
Both odium and dalinars champion
The hero of ages
Has secrets
His only rhythm is Nickelback
Moashes boyfriend
Raboniels ex
Emperor Zurg
Has hooked up with dalinar in his drunk era
Is actually Adonalsium who didn’t get shattered but it was actually a prank
Unknowable
Did something unthinkable to that old man
Nvm he just fucked him
On the Kaladin and Szeth (b)road trip
Unfuckable
He might kill Moash idk at this point
The only blue fused
A simp for Kaladin
Is actually Szeth
Bisexual loser
he is also Taravangians new godsona
Drops his microwaveable lonely boys dinner for one and cried
A worldhopper who moved to Roshar to get a mini
Lezian with those fake mustache glasses
Navani will not accept him into her theoretical polycule
Taravangians new look after taking the shard of Odium and killing Rayse
A tumblr sexy man
A tumblr sexless man
Punches Ruin in the face (real)
A liar and a dirty dirty cheat
Will be at Dragonsteel 2022 with a chair (for hammering)
Actually just a human with carapace
Biggest loser in the cosmere
Loves plinko
Despite apperances he’s completely unbreadable
Zellion was pinning over szeth who is already in a committed monogamous relationship with nightblood, but he's rebounding with moash
Models the fused fashion line
Is Kelsier
Is also every sexuality and none of them at the same time.
Himbo
The tenth unmade
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Literally Hrathen but unfuckable
Has a gun
Created in a lab made specifically to be unfuckable
Virgin Loser (emphasis on loser)
Hot
Hoid in yet another disguise
The desire to be sexy but not having sex
Smores stick
Big scary fused villain (probably)
The Warrior of Light from final fantasy 14
Odiums champion? (One to make sense)
One of Hoids exes
Aesudan post crystal monster magical girl transformation sequence.
Is a slutty slutty bitch
Unfuckable
Sits in pain AND misery
From Sudan
A rough lover but once again is unfuckable
The sole knight radiant. Accesses all 10 surges
Clowned upon
Cries when he fights you. Like his (NOT)lover szeth
A ben10 alien
Mysterious
All of us
Has slept with Sadeas
His spikes are full of secrets
Is actually MRAIZE
Mansplain manipulate malewife
Is cringe
Bisexual but nobody wants them
Is actually a noble gas
Dalinar/Zellion/Szeth love triangle
Is Moash
Came from Moisty Mire
The most powerful being in the cosmere
Just a human guy
Nepotism baby
Is probably like hot but also still gets no bitches
The only thing nightblood won’t eat
Is actually Rin (bisexualzellion) in disguise
One in a Z(e)illion
He’s a shard
Odiums singersona
Is Brandon’s self insert
Swagless he/they (and any he/they pronouns user you have swag because you are not the biphobic bisexual Zellion)
#zellionsweep
A Pokémon or something
A new foe has appeared
Maybe he’s a cat boy
Wears metal plates
Is also Evi Kholin who could never be cringe
Yells it’s Zellin time before fighting anyone
Biphobic
Lavender marriage
He should be in fortnite
In love with szeth
Naked wrestling scene in Oathbringer
The friends we made along the way
Shouldbereadingprobably‘s cat
You canNOT fuck the spikes as the spikes are unfuckable
Is El (again probably actually makes sense)
Forgiven by the lgbt community
Highest popularity to word count ratio
Additional lore (courtesy of @poploppege-cosmere)
Hoid behavior (that’s actually us)
Fucks with Maggie’s internet connectivity
Is not actually fuckable. Does not fuck.
Blorbo from my kickstarters
Zellionsweep girlies are the daughters of the Moash girlies you didn’t fuck
COSMERE TUMBLRS CHILD
#lists#cosmere#brandon sanderson#stormlight archive#zellion lore#zellion#only takes an hour to get clowned upon#ok I’m going to chem lab#please update with what’s missing#zellionsweep
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Whatever you're doing, drop it right now and go watch BlackBerry. I can give a million reasons to watch it and I will.
This movie has everything.
You loved The Social Network and you never really found something quite like it? Go watch Blackberry, then. You got the love triangle, you got the genius who displays neurodivergent traits overtly, the Best Friend, the other woman a.k.a. the real businessman.
BUT, big wonderful but, it's ugly. It's painfully uncool, staged and at the same time terribly realistic. They all look like shit and you can't help but love it. None of that Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfield, Jesse Eisenberg that make you want to jump into a foursome, here the business cool guy (Glenn Howerton from IASIP) is balding and wearing a suit he clearly stole from Micheal Douglas from Wall Street and he looks unfuckable. The Best Friend has a ninja turtles wallet. They're all ugly, but let me be clear with what I mean: I am fucking sick of seeing fashion models on screen, I am talking about ugliness not as insult but as a punch of reality straight in the face. None of that tiktok black cat gamer boyfriends, these 40 year old men should all burn their entire wardrobe and sue their barbers, I love it.
And yes, at the very beginning (just there) the movie is set in the 80s, and thank God it's not Stranger Things/It chapter one aesthetic, it's disputable shirts and the most pathetic athletic hair band you'll ever see.
You said found family? These tech guys are all Best Friends and party together and dance and have movie nights in the middle of the day in which they watch Indiana Jones and They Live.
The first third of the movie is basically The House Bunny for business companies, with Glenn Howerton sweeping in, giving a makeover to the company, toss those glasses away and make it the belle of the ball, so much that quaterback is asking her to dance.
And it's directed with the camera movement of a mockumentary, hand-held camera baby. And I am telling you this as someone who is getting pretty sick of the overabudance of mockumentaries, I hear you if you're complaining, but this is so good you get over it.
How is the story of the Blackberry phone handled, you ask? Well I am no expert, but I think they did a brilliant job. The Social Network is about Facebook but also about connections and human relationships changing, here you see how the phone industry was changed by Blackberry. In TSN you never actually saw how The Facebook was impacting the world, just the main characters' lives. Here you got the other face of the medal.
The soundtrack? It fucking slaps. I don't know the titles of all the songs in the soundtrack, but sure as hell I am going to look for them. And every movie that has Joy Division in it has my respect.
Oh, if you're a cinephile, I must advise you to be real careful watching this movie, because the amount of movie quotes contained in it could make YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE. Same goes for nerd culture quotes, there are just tooo many and you could risk loving them too much.
Afraid this movie it starting to sound too wholesome and happy? Oh, don't worry, there's enough corruption and angst to fill a Scrooge McDuck money deposit. You got corruption arcs, you got a big deal of actual corruption, calls from the SEC, you got fucking espionage, you got straight up lying, committing crimes, betraying your best friend, one of the few man who looks worse as a villain than as a hero, you got bastardization arc, you got Onceler-ization arc, you got Mark Zuckerberg equivalent of "We're not putting ads", you got "Stop, this isn't you".
But I understand, it's not enough for you. How about the FUCKING Apple-Blackbarry War, uh? How about that? Might interest you? With a flavour of tragedy because you already know who prevailed, but you're living the story from the side of the losers. Doomed by the narrative, ladies and gentlemen.
You got resentment building up, you got workers' discontent growing, you got sales dropping, in TSN you stopped very little after the explosion, now you get to see the whole thing collapse. It's the Western Roman Empire and it's 476 AD. It's "we could have it all". It's epic and terrible and destructive and it's the story of fundamental changes in the phone market and what phones came to be. It has an ending that it's bitter and happy and delightfully ironic and leaves you wondering what if.
I had one, one complain about this movie: it all starts in Waterloo and you don't put Waterloo by Abba? But I take back my complain, and if you, like me, are into 60s music you're going to love it. They're one of my favourite bands, if you know who I am talking about, so I was elated.
Go watch BlackBerry. Go. Right now. This is how I spent my one night off, this is how I ended a very shitty day and I was not disappointed. Watching this movie has been the best thing to happen to me today.
#blackberry#blackbarry 2023#glenn howerton#go watch it right now#movie#cinema#the social network#tsn#succession because it's the business wave baby
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oooooooh. okay yeah that's way better *scribbles my tiny little notes*
she would definitely insist her alliance with heather is on more equal terms this time, and during the race she doesn't get a chance to talk to gwen or duncan until the actual eating challenge part. one of them (probably gwen?) sits out, lindsay gets out first, and she starts talking about the kiss (quietly, since chris doesn't want them interrupting the song) until one of them accidentally gets too loud right after a part stops...(and alejandro gets on the loser bench as well since he doesn't have someone to cheat for him probably) and courtney goes ballistic on both the remaining members and probably dunks the food in their face causing them all to be out.
tyler wins immunity since without the love triangle members i think he would be the best at eating gross foods (celebrity manhunt special clips with leshawna). heather is upset with lindsay since they could've held it for later but lindsay counters with "gwen was feeling guilty anyway", and then one of the members gets eliminated, leaning courtney? or possibly make it a double again
i have not worked out what happens next but the final four are alejandro tyler lindsay and one of heather duncan or gwen. the fourth person wins immunity, and there's a tiebreaker between tyler and lindsay which consists of finding one of the unfound fuel barrels. lindsay gets to vent out all her feelings and admits that no matter how flawed she is she still loves tyler and wants to do better until the fourth person tells her just to go look.
So the post-merge cast are Lindsay, Tyler, Alejandro, Courtney, Gwen, Duncan, Heather and Owen? With Owen being voted out in Niagara Falls, I'm assuming.
That's a pretty strong cast right there. I think having China change to just a single elimination would be a good idea from a storytelling point- the Gwuncan kiss just happened, so Chris would want to milk that drama for all it's worth, whilst the Lyler situation is brewing in the background.
Obviously, Lindsay and Heather would want to vote out Alejandro or someone Alejandro-adjacent; I'm thinking, if Duncan's still gunning for the pseudo-alliance with Alejandro he had in canon, that China would be as good a place as any to have him eliminated. That way, the fallout of the Gwuncan kiss can play out between Courtney and Gwen instead. Or, if you're feeling more dramatic, have China end up as a reward challenge (because Chris wouldn't let Duncan be voted out so soon after getting him back) and just make the Rapa Nui challenge an elimination round instead. Add a double elimination in the Serengeti, and you're golden.
I think having two of the three 'love triangle' components eliminated in the Serengeti would help ease the attention off of the Gwuncan fiasco and back on to Lindsay's struggle against Alejandro. If I may, I'd suggest having both Gwen and Duncan eliminated, and having Lindsay develop some sort of mutual understanding semi-friendship with Courtney over their shared experience with heartbreak via stolen boyfriend. But if you'd prefer (given you said you wanted either Heather, Duncan or Gwen in the final four), keep Duncan around instead.
Come Drumheller, I think it's be best to keep it as Lindsay and Heather vs Alejandro and Tyler, with the Lyler interaction happening as you suggested. That way, you only have to worry about the one major plotline.
Would it be more or less tragic to have Tyler end up eliminated here? Because you could lose either Tyler or Heather here, so long as Lindsay and Alejandro end up duking it out atop the volcano.
#lyler sabotage au#total drama#td lindsay#td tyler#td alejandro#td heather#td courtney#td duncan#td gwen#others' ideas#replies
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7 TDBK/BKTD Fic Recs. Happy Labor Day.
The end of summer is sadly upon us, though it’s over 100 degrees where I live, so it doesn’t feel that way. Thank you global warming. Here are some fic recs in case you have some free time over the long weekend. Mind the tags, and take care of yourself. As always, YMMV.
The Anger Translators (T, 5.5K) @d-naggeluide. Todoroki considered, then sighed. "Do you think we'll ever be able to do this on our own?"
"Do what, express anger normally in a healthy-ass manner or some shit that's not either super repressed or extremely violent?" Bakugou glowered at him, arms crossed.
"Yes."
"No."
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In which Bakugou becomes Todoroki's anger translator and vice versa
This popular fic is pure fun. A most unique way for Bakugou and Todoroki to get together.
It Was You Before I Knew It (M, 10.2K) by @bideroo. In a shitty bar, gaudy with neon and too many people, Shouto has no idea he's teetering on the edge of 'make or break'. Will it be too late, once he finally figures it out?
One of my not-so-secret weaknesses is love triangles that end with Bakugou and Todoroki together. I know it’s not a popular trope, so there aren’t that many fics out there that tackle this niche. In this no-quirks AU Midoriya is sadly the loser (it’s in the tags so I’m not spoiling anything.) but there is some amusing interpersonal drama to get to that point. Also nice snarky banter between Todoroki and Bakugou, which is always a treat.
just a stupid button (G, 2.4K) by pyrrhicwildfire. Katsuki informs Todoroki on the meaning of asking for the second button from a guy's gakuran.
There’s some dark recs on here so have some fluff. Non-Japanese people love the button tradition, even if it is a little archaic in real life according to my two minutes of research. Another great button fic is The Right Buttons by TDRKBKGO
Morendo Memories (M, WIP) by MeikoAtsushi. There are three greatest regrets from this point in his life that Bakugou Katsuki cannot surmount.
The first is that flash of misjudgment.
The second is agreeing to Todoroki’s demands.
The third he never knew, is falling for someone that is going to forget him in the next 30 days.
Or: Todoroki is hit with a quirk that will slowly erase his memories, moves in with Bakugou, and maybe they share some shitty feelings about one another - feelings Todoroki wouldn't remember anyway.
This is one of my all-time favorite fics, but I feel bad putting it on here because it is likely to remain a WIP. It features one of the most creative and devastating quirks I’ve run across. It physically pains me that I’ll probably never know how the author planned to resolve the tragedy. I’ve probably scared you off, but don’t deny yourself the pleasure of reading such a well-constructed and emotionally complex fic.
Oblivious (E, 17.9K) by maisierita. “Bakugou,” Todoroki said. He swallowed. Bakugou watched his throat bob. “Just to be clear, because I know I often misread social cues. Are you propositioning me?”
Bakugou stroked Todoroki’s thigh. Todoroki had been a very straightforward teenager; Bakugou didn’t know the man very well but he suspected this facet of his personality had not greatly changed. “That depends,” he said. “Would you say yes if I were?”
Bakugou and Todoroki ditch Midoriya’s wedding to share some revelations and have some fun on their own. The payoff of years of pining.
so tell me darling, do you wish we’d fall in love? (E, 16K) by TDRKBKGO. He’ll single handedly add hundreds of godless views to Shoto’s videos, returning every night, his soothing voice seeping into Katsuki’s very core until it’s all that matters because it’s safe. He'll let Shoto be his soft whispers in the middle of the night, because damn it, sometimes even he needs those.
Because there’s no way they’d ever meet, right?
Right?
In this AU Bakugou is a Live-streamer and Todoroki is what the author describes as an “ASMRtist& Professional Boyfriend Roleplayer.” Bakugou is an avid consumer of “Shoto’s” videos, but a chance meeting with “Shouto” has him increasingly confused as he tries to separate Shouto from his Shoto persona. This fic also features some hot artwork.
The Truth I Hid (E, 6.2K) by monokuromu (ChiaRoseKuro). He’s forgotten everything about Deku, the shitty weepy fuck that he’s meant to be marrying for the rest of their fucking lives, but Todoroki remembers him? Hell, even Katsuki had almost forgotten about the godawful comparison Kaminari had made all the way back in their first year—but somehow, Todoroki remembers that stupid, throwaway comment.
Todoroki Shouto only remembers the very basics about himself—or half of himself, if Katsuki wants to be mean—but recalls something stupidly insignificant about him, and that…
( I only have one chance left, so I'll pour everything into this moment )
Another Todoroki amnesiac fic but be warned, this is some dark shit, especially if you read the follow-up from Todoroki’s pov. (Doubt Lies in Outstretched Hands) Not for the faint-hearted or Midoriya lovers but otherwise some rewarding mind fuckery.
#bnha fic rec#bktd#tdbk#bakutodo#todobaku#bakugou katsuki#todoroki shouto#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#bnha
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A short list of things the season 7 writers did that I don't think ASP would have allowed
- Rory verbally eviscerating her mother for banging her father and screwing up her personal relationship with him right at the moment when when he was finally starting to show interest in her as someone other than a means to get to Lorelai
- Luke being allowed to stop stewing in his anger and move on with his life, because the world doesn't revolve around Lorelai and there are other people in his life who needs him
- Luke being allowed to be a competent and loving father without the complete focus being on how Lorelai is upset that it's distracting from her perfect wedding
- Luke being allowed to tell Anna that he is responsible, he is a good dad, and that she has no right to take April away from him
- Rory's perfect S7 hair
- Rory going an entire year without any love triangle bullshit
- Logan mostly being a pretty good boyfriend without any fatalism worked in about how he's going to ruin Rory's life and can never change
- Logan moving away from his dad's company and verging out on his own
- "Logan, I love you, but I'm not going to support every single stupid thing you do." RORY MY QUEEN!
- Zach being allowed to become a supportive husband and father
- The Anna villain era, which was warranted because that woman was the worst.
- Lorelai writing the reference letter for Luke and it being detailed in writing how he was Rory's father figure and a wonderful man and support system, things no one will ever say about Christopher, ever
- Luke winning the custody that he asked for
- The scenes of Luke and Luke/Lorelai cuddling infant Doula, which ASP would have rejected because they were too cheesetastic
- Emily straight up telling Lorelai that Christopher is a loser, but she picked him, so she should take the marriage seriously, because after all, it's her funeral (ASP would never allow her beloved Christopher to be talked about this way)
- ASP might have allowed Christopher to flat out say that he was Lorelai's second choice and to have Lorelai say she doesn't really want to be with him, but...I have my doubts
- Ditto with Luke and Logan being so supportive of the girls when Richard was ailing...I don't think she would have let Logan do it, and Luke showing up and focusing more on Lorelai than having a pissing contest with the mostly absent Christopher is something I have doubts she would have allowed
- I'm not sure she would have allowed Lane's baby shower episode, which I kind of adore. The scene where Lane tells Rory she wants her to be the "Lorelai Gilmore" to her kids in case they rebel against her values and turn out like her mom seems too much of an admission that Mrs. Kim's belief system is valid. I'm not sure it would have happened under ASP.
- Luke being the godfather to Lane and Zach's boys because they wanted some guidance from him. Nope. She never would have allowed Luke to be seen as that good of a dad.
- Hay Bale Maze! Lit fans are going to have to forgive me because I really love, love this episode and all of Logan's interactions during the hour, especially with Lorelai.
- Luke and Lorelai taking responsibility for their behavior and apologizing to each other. ASP would never have allowed Lorelai to say it was wrong to sleep with Christopher Hayden. I'm not sure she would have allowed the minimal insight from Luke that he pushed Lorelai away because he was afraid of getting close to her or to have Lorelai forgive him for this because after all, nothing is more important than Lorelai Gilmore's wedding plans. Anyway, even if it didn't go deep enough I would not have ever watched the show again unless she had said she was sorry for what she did.
- Lorelai serenading Luke during karaoke. Too cheesetastic. Wouldn't have been allowed.
- Jess being allowed to keep his dignity offscreen, because if Milo had been able and willing to make appearances during S7 (huge if, given his full time 22 episodes a year gig on another network at the time) ASP likely did not have a fabulous plot in store for him in part because she's ASP and she never has a fabulous plot in store for anyone but at this point in the story, her deteriorating writing skills and overall tendency to want to make her characters as miserable as humanly possible would have prevailed and it would have been a really nasty, toxic Jess vs Logan plot that would not have been in the best interest for anyone involved. So Jess keeps his dignity, has a nice life offscreen, and is, of course, in the full swing of his Slutty Philadelphia Jess era. He was gifted a good life, let him keep it.
-And most importantly of all...the story ends with Rory and Lorelai ready to go off to their futures while Lorelai will maintain her relationship with her parents. Their codependent era is over and Lorelai can concentrate on family life with Luke (whatever that ends up meaning) and Rory can finally brace adult life without clutching her mother's apron strings. Whatever future or ship one imagines for Rory is possible, because she's young and ambitious and is not tied down by the belief that she has to repeat her mother's patterns in life. ASP would never, ever have allowed this. She did not want them to be happy, and she did not want them to move on. But it was the ending they (and the audience deserved).
#this has been in my drafts FOREVER#i'm just a wee bit tired of hearing how amy sherman palladino has to be at the center of what people wanted from the show#when she's the one that fucked up most of it in the first place#gilmore girls#anti amy sherman palladino#i am glad that the characters were allowed to change and grow once she exited stage left#even if S7 is unbalanced as a whole#it is better than what she wanted to do
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Tōya Todoroki x Fem!Reader
Stargazing
synopsis. Who would Tōya Todoroki be if things had gone differently?
And what all can happen under a sea of stars?
fluff ・ lemon ・ hero!tōya todoroki ・ flirty keigo takami ・ tōya has a tongue piercing bc it's goddamn sexy
"Do you see the stars there? If ... they are in the right constellation, it means good luck for someone."
Was it a daydream? One of the pretty shitty kind, huh?
Shit ... Let it be one.
Tōya thought to himself, fingers running through his spiky mane as he gazed at his reflection.
Turquoise eyes you always compare to the ocean, sparkling with anger as he knew the obvious long ago - it wasn't a dream. Not a fucking comatose dream he wished was here.
He would have loved to smash the mirror with his fist if he didn't know how pissed you would get afterwards.
He could shit on an hour-long discussion with you.
Just don't cause any more stress - in the end you would probably banish him from his bed and let him sleep in God knows where.
Ha, as if you could do that, but if he wouldn't go, you would be the one to go at the latest, if you couldn't fight against his stubbornness.
Either way there could only be losers in this situation so he left alone that swanky expensive mirror that probably cost more than his all-nighters with Hawks and the amount of alcohol that became part of this ritual. After all, it never stayed at one drink as agreed ... not with someone like him - his self-proclaimed wingman at the time.
Speaking of Hawks, where was that chicken when you really needed him?
"I'll stand by you. At home. While I open the bottle of whiskey you left with me for emergencies."
Oh yes, he grinningly and gladly left this peace, joy, pancake hell here to his best friend ...
"That damn-"
Bird, mentally pronouncing the rest as he refreshed his face with cold water.
Well, tried - his black shades under his eyes could still be seen from three kilometers away.
Stress.
Just because of all the stress that was currently going on in your four walls and that didn't let him sleep - you included. It was really hell to see you suffer. Worse than... than this.
The last thing the young hero wanted was to spend time with his family.
No, rather with his father, who planned this trip to the ridiculously large estate of the Todoroki's, which he bought just for such a thing like this, felt 200 kilometers around no signs of civilization, alone, to make one on Happy fucking Family.
As if that would still help somehow ...
He had only agreed to this shit because you seemed so extremely tense lately.
You were tense, with every single syllable out of your mouth he could hear that something was going against your grain and he just couldn't figure it out.
Some fucking woman thing.
Maybe.
Hopefully just that.
The longed-for vibrating of his cell phone had a rather negative effect on Tōya, who fished it out of his pants pocket in annoyance.
As expected-.
"Huh?"
"I'm glad to hear you too, buddy."
When talking about the fucking devil, he came shitting with red feathers and bad humor.
"You let me down."
"You're still pissed.", Keigo remarked on the other end of the line. "ah~ (y/n) is with you after all and you know the three of us, this can't end well. After all, I have to keep up appearances before Endeavor."
What kind of appearance would that be?
"Fuck appearance. You're supposed to be here."
"I'll make it up to you, okay? Just enjoy the time with your wife and don't forget about me just because we can't pay attention to this love triangle right now."
"Shut the fuck up ..."
"Don't get her pregnant when you're improving your sex life."
"When I get back, I'm gonna fry you."
"Hey, I'm just saying. On vacation, as we all know, all the clothes come off."
"Yeah, whatever. I'll call you tomorrow."
Uh-huh. He will?
"Wait, are you trying to get rid of me? Is (y/n) there?"
Actually yes, that is when he heard you enter the room.
The feathered hero happily chatting away on his cell phone while you walked up to your boyfriend, who was watching you very closely as you wiggled your eyebrows in amusement.
"If I had to guess ... Is it ... the love of your life on the other line?"
Not funny.
Yes, it is. It's actually only funny for you, not for him.
"Put it on speaker," you urged him. You were only separated for one day and already you couldn't live without each other. Sometimes Tōya wondered with whom you had a relationship at all, but it would have been a lie if he didn't see this friendship between three of you as perfect, and the way you lovingly embraced him from behind with your arms, he knew that all your love was for him. Only him. Hawks and you would never do anything that would hurt him for that you were too much you. The flame user wasn't big on trust, but he gave you both all of it.
That's why he only sighed with a barely visible smile on his lips when he pressed the button on his cell phone and Hawk's loud voice boomed through the receiver the very next moment.
"We just can't do without each other. The best threesome of my dreams."
"Someday I'll get him talked into it, birdy~"
You would harmonize perfectly together, because the be-all and end-all of this beautiful interplay was the mood. Without certain prerequisites, you could forget about it.
You three ... it would be perfect. You knew each other like no other.
"Forget it. Both of you."
Well, and so much for that.
But you knew what was pulling. Oh~ you knew exactly what the white-haired man was attracted to. Knew how to use your feminine charms to get what you wanted.
Playfully pouting, you took his hand and nibbled on his finger. As if hypnotized, he barely looked you in the eye as you let your tongue roam around his dome.
With this harmless sounding question, after you were still innocent as you were -or not- biting his thumb.
Fleeting. And so damn wicked ... that already makes his blood flow down to other parts of his body.
"Not even eventually?"
Fuck, your look would eventually really make him change his mind and go for it.
But for now ...
"I have to hang up."
... were his thoughts just here, with you and your hands wandering along his arms and finding their place around his neck.
He didn't even let Hawks say anything else before he hung up and literally threw his phone onto the small cabinet next to the sink.
It was clear what you wanted.
Namely him.
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"No one is in the house."
"Mhm, go on," he murmured in your ear.
"And ... I thought ... You and I are taking advantage of that."
Tapping his shirt with your index finger, you opened two buttons the next moment.
"Do you want me to keep talking?"
Yes, he wanted to hear everything that was going through your head. But his impatience was killing him. All he wanted was ...
You, you, you.
Not giving a shit where you were.
"This fucking place has a Jacuzzi, if I remember correctly."
"Really? Then what are we still doing here?"
You certainly didn't have to ask your boyfriend twice and you knew all too well how impatient he was right now - his kisses along your cheekbones with the gentle push towards the exit only confirmed it.
How hard it was to get a door open when you were carrying someone in your arms, Tōya realized only now, after he let his hands wander to your ass, your kisses becoming more and more uncontrolled and he lifted you up.
Your legs, automatically found around his narrow hips, pressing your pelvis harder against the door.
And~ here was the kicker-.
"Could you give me a second?"
"What? Wasn't it you who thought he was so~ skilled with his hands?"
He could practically hear your sadistic smirk, you didn't even have to choose such naughty words, to which he lovingly gave you his answer by intensifying pressure against your pelvis, just to elicit that soft moan from you because you felt how hard he already was.
How ready he was for you.
"How was that? Thought you knew how skilled."
Mhm~ and how you knew. You still couldn't let that little tease go.
"I think you have to prove it to me again."
He liked nothing better than that right now, and if he had to, he'd remind you all goddamn day, even when you couldn't anymore.
Over and over and over again.
Reminded you that he didn't have to prove anything because you were falling for him either way and he knew exactly how many times you'd already cum under him.
How many times he's been able to push you to the edge of your climax.
How often you have given yourself to him with everything you had.
With your body.
Your soul.
With all your love for him.
Every step, every touch, every kiss and every pleasurable sound that escaped your dry throats only heated you up further and suddenly filled the halls of the mansion with energy.
Your energy.
You were ready for anything - really - but not for what your eyes picked up next.
"Wait a minute." He didn't respond at first - spreading more kisses along your neck.
"Tōya wait."
But, after you pressed lightly against his chest, two cheeky twinkling eyes fixed you. Greedy and yet confused almost a little worried.
"What? Afraid someone might hear you?"
Indeed. Because the hot tub was not as expected somewhere in this bombastic big house, no, but outside.
Out in the open ...
Which is why your question sounded more pejorative than intended.
"Are you ... into that?"
"I'm not the public type, but when it comes to sex," he rolled his shoulders as if he didn't care where he was. "it's just something different."
He saw your skepticism immediately. The wrinkling of your nose was normal whenever you didn't like something.
"It's the middle of the day."
"So?"
"So? What if someone sees it?"
Or better - listened, ugh.
"Isn't that what it's all about? This thrill that it could be like that?
But I'm not doing anything you don't want me to, okay?"
You just nodded and were about to go back in after your fleeting kiss on his cheek. You'd be lying if you'd never thought about something like that before, but it didn't feel right?
It was perfectly okay. For some, that certain thrill was just nothing.
But Tōya knew you. Far too well and probably even better than you knew yourself, so he knew what excited you and that? Sometimes even more than anything else.
Shared your fantasies with him when you were in need of him again.
He just had to push the right buttons with you so that you said yes.
And ... how did that work better with you than with humor?
With your teasing of which he knew how much you secretly love it and how much it amused him inside when you tried with effort to be mad at him, but you failed miserably every time. Your pissed off face was worth the action here.
So without another word he grabbed you, you crying out as your boyfriend's warm hands wrapped around your hips, pulling you to him and then lifting you up with a deft grab under your legs and around your back.
Flatsh.
There you landed not a second later, despite kicking and struggling and pleading, in the Jacuzzi.
Showing no mercy and no remorse because your boyfriend? He squatted down to you, laughing throatily.
"Tōya Todoroki you are really impossible!"
Hands slapping on the water surface as you cursed him like a wet poodle and tried to grab his hand, which he pulled away. You certainly wouldn't drag him in now.
He wouldn't just give you that satisfaction.
"Guilty as charged.
Now I guess you'll have to take your clothes off."
He would have liked that, but no. In life, nothing was given to you as a gift, and so you both made your positions clear.
Neither of you would give in.
"You have to earn it."
And you were sure, too sure he would go for it. He couldn't do anything else but respond to your will. Because he wanted it exactly-
"I pass."
Which is why your oh-so-beautiful winning smile was wiped off your face and you could do nothing but look stupid. Standing in the water with your eyes wide open, as if ordered and not picked up, mouth ajar, while his answer rattled through your head like a broken gear.
He ... what?
"Why is it always the men who have to prove themselves?"
Yes~ he knew how to get to you it was your words back then in the little bar where you met.
You were frustrated by all the losers in your life and he was bored by the run-of-the-mill women who never had that certain bite.
The bite that you had for it.
It was these simple words-
"I don't think men always have to do all the work."
-which in the end made him curious. Curious, because he was just a man, wasn't he?
"Hey, you gu-
T-tōya what did you do?"
Fuyumie's voice, which at first sounded cheerful, wavered within a millisecond until there was only a reproach left toward him, dissolving your intense gazes between you.
Fuck~
You really forgot that you were not alone here.
This family trip would have gone literally down the drain at the latest now had you given in to your lust.
The reason you finally got out of the water and stood soaked in the sun.
You did not even want to imagine what she thought.
Probably nothing wrong anyway, but man, as confident as you actually were, this broke into little pieces for a moment.
Well ... so, in this way you surely wanted to be made wet by him.
Whereby it cooled your skin under this burning sun immensely.
But man! You regret this idea with the Jacuzzi briefly minimally.
Your great boyfriend, however, less, he was more amused about how quickly you fled. Neither of you both could have guessed that his family would return so soon from this sightseeing tour.
"What she deserves," he called after his sister, who was rushing in to bring you towels.
And if that wasn't embarrassing enough with her, it was with his brothers.
One of them just sighed, because Nats made a stupid allusion to a certain evening on which ... let's say you weren't quite as quiet as Tōya told you to be, okay. The warm hand on your mouth didn't help with his merciless thrusts into you either.
"Nana Rie almost had an early blessing."
If she hadn't mistaken your moans for ... with a dying cat, then yes, definitely.
You swore you would have loved to sink into the ground when Natsuo was still grinning so cheekily, saving poor Granny from ending up six feet lower that night and moving the tour of the giant mansion to another hallway.
Inwardly grateful that he was thinking along, but on the other hand he kept rubbing it in.
"I told you to be quiet," Tōya shrugged again as if he wasn't the one fucking you uninhibitedly on the tatami, because Mr. Impatience came up in him again and maybe you provoked him a little too much with your words what you could do to him now, if you had been at home and not there.
What should you say ... It just had to end in his old youth room.
You should say again that you were uncomfortable doing it in public, when you were already much more naughty.
"Me? Maybe you shrieked like that," you winked in his direction before he pulled you by the wrist and whispered the words in your ear that gave you goosebumps knowing you would bite because it was just typically you.
The embarrassing evening already repressed, because fuck it, you only lived once.
Whether his younger brother had noticed it, was actually not so important, because it never let your relationship become weird.
So fuck it!
"Tonight. You and me in that Jacuzzi."
Why not escape from this hell called "family vacation" and give yourself to something that had long been his?
Give yourself to you and you to him.
Fully and completely.
When the house was empty and you were alone.
• • • • • • •
If there was one thing you appreciated more than his rough yet caring manner, it was the words he always kept.
If he was a villain he would probably never give up to get what he wanted.
And it was okay.
You loved it, god, everything about him and getting you then turned out to be a real challenge. One he was only too happy to accept.
He didn't give up no matter how untouchable you seemed - his persistence paid off in the end.
Because now he had not only the most loving, but in his eyes also the most beautiful being at his side. You had definitely fallen for him, but he, he was much more to you.
With every cell of his body.
"The dress suits you."
Your curves in this red fall, which moved lasciviously to the beat of the music in the background.
Your lips, on which was a cheeky smile and the color matching the dress left an imprint on the champagne glass.
Tingly and fruity, like his lips, which were sipping the liquid themselves before and over which you let your tongue glide, which he was only too happy to open for you.
This kiss ... only the beginning of so many of tonight that lay ahead of you.
Accordingly, it did not last too long.
Not too long.
Not enough ...
But enough to want more to become addicted to it - to him.
This desire for you increased immeasurably in him ... but it was still much too early to become weak now.
You, on the other hand, were less able to hold back, but he interrupted you with his finger between your lips.
Confused and somewhat repulsed, your next question was thus only natural for him.
"Did I-"
"No. You didn't do anything wrong. Come on."
His intention was not to unsettle you, but to give you back today something of what you gave him all these years - safety.
As sure as he clasped your hand with his and guided you.
Your eyes wandered. Wandered from him to the sea of red blossoms.
"You've gone to a lot of trouble."
Of course he had. Albeit a little with the help of his sister before they left for that stupid family dinner.
At least she only helped buy the roses, he did the rest.
And apparently you liked it, your eyes scrutinizing her surroundings while his never missed your reaction.
"Are you asking me to marry you?" you chortled next.
"No, you know how I feel about that."
Yea ...
And with each time it stung a little bit more in your heart while you thought you could finally make friends with this thought.
Too early rejoiced.
Because no, you simply could not suppress this desire. No matter how hard you tried. For him.
"Yep."
"Don't be mad now."
You weren't, really, but you were already sick of this topic. Marriage was never an option, because he thought absolutely nothing of all this crap and this arranged marriage of his parents was to blame.
But to worry about it now was not fair, after all, he gave out all the candles and rose petals for you here. Not for himself, but just for you.
Absolutely corny and yet ... more than attentive from someone like him who had absolutely nothing to do with romance. All that to get the stress out of your tired bones.
And that made you smile against his chest inhaling the tart note of his perfume into your nose as you could think nothing else of having found the best man for you. Because no matter what he did you felt good, let's put aside the topic of children and marriage - it was just trivial and it didn't matter if you wore a ring on your finger or not. What mattered was once again only the here and now with him in this sea of soft scents and kisses that he gave you.
Hands wandering over his shirt, running over and over his upper arms and finally under the dark fabric to expose what you so eagerly wanted to touch - what you wanted to feel. Your fingers - like electric little flashes on his ever-warm skin. Charged, almost tingling through his whole body to his present erection you felt on you and which Tōya didn't hide either the way he pressed it against you. He never minded drawing your attention to it and showing you how much he wanted you.
His shirt finally tossed carelessly on the floor you ran his contours along his stomach. Tōya had never been well-toned, had no six-pack no broad shoulders, but you could never have cared less. He was perfect. Yes, to you he definitely was no matter in what way. Whether he was not the master chef, especially neat or a little reserved, he definitely had other qualities and even his flaws you loved about him.
"Do you actually know what you're doing to me?" asking between kisses. Gasping and greedy.
It was addictive this feeling of your tongue against his, how it turned and explored every inch as if it was your last time. Those pleasurable sounds that escaped you - he wanted more of it.
More of you.
More of this.
His next grab the zipper of your dress which he slowly, far too slowly unzipped as he carefully slipped it off your skin and it fell to the floor to see you in all your glory, taking his breath away bit by bit. No matter how many more times he got to see you like this - it was intoxicating every time.
Shoes slipped off as you smiled and walked away from him.
Your much too charming walk into the Jacuzzi, step by step, almost made him lose his mind. He eyed you closely.
Every visible scar on you.
Every other step.
Those perfect hips, around which the water nestled like silk. How you placed yourself there in the water on the rise and looked at him longingly.
Just everything.
"You'll have to undress more if you want to join me."
"You can help me too."
Playfully you caught your lip between your teeth as you slowly moved back through the water towards him.
"Should I?" grinning, your tongue slid over his neck, continuing to move down his chest more and more.
Slowly, agonizingly. It drove him crazy how you used your tongue while kissing down every inch of his exposed upper part of the body. Playing around his pierced nipple with your tongue, leaving nothing but a tingling sensation on his pale skin with each successive kiss.
The way you looked at him from below with that damn innocent look - god he wanted you, and right now.
If you kept this up, kept kissing along the hem of his boxers while you kept gently pulling the fabric with your teeth, he'd grab you just like that and take you right then and there. But you, you had completely different plans with him.
"You have two healthy hands, don't you? Why don't you do it yourself?"
Grinning cheekily, you wandered back left to your previous place - never taking your eyes off him, who still stood there a bit confused and slightly annoyed. You made your order clearer, because no reaction came. Not the desired one and you told him bluntly what you wanted him to do.
"Undress. And slowly~"
"The fuck? Ur kidding me?", your lustful look - following that cheeky grin - told him exactly how serious you were.
"Aw fuck."
He did it, sighing, without further hesitation, your eyes following his every move until he stood before you completely naked. With your finger signaling him to move towards you, he did it, again without saying anything in response he obeyed.
"We should try role-playing sometime."
Hands crashed left and right of you, while he looked down at you questioningly.
"What makes you think that?"
And you, catching his white strands smiled at him.
"Well, this really had its ... charm."
Pointing to your clothes on the stones and all the red and pink from roses on which they lay. Your soft spot lay more like this on - more equals more appealing. Sure, nothing was nicer than skin on skin, but certain clothes? It was worlds of difference so why no "role-playing" as foreplay? Maybe even a certain ever chattering feathered creature included in your "game"?
"I'll keep it in mind."
But the fantasy with Hawks in a threesome ... you'd better not bring up now.
After all, this was just about the two of you. Wet hands slid over his skin, leaving goose bumps before he leaned down to you. His, however, slid over your thigh and in between. Caressing this sensitive spot - your sharp intake of breath like music in his ears.
"So, do you still mind being out here now?"
"No."
"Why?"
Your lips trembling from the rising lust inside you. He played with you and a mind as he brushed one hand over your sensitive nipples - alternating between the two. His tongue used where you felt cold metal as it gave you the rest.
How much you wanted his pierced tongue elsewhere now - wanted to feel - wanted to feel what it was already doing to you too often.
But it was, to your disappointment, just one of his fingers sliding into you and oh~ you hated it because it didn't feel complete.
"Because I just ... I want-"
Until he finally added his second. He knew. Knew how much you focused on him and his fingers that made you breathe hard.
He noticed how you were falling more and more and losing your inhibitions.
Piece by piece - your moans more and more uncontrolled. Like wax, yes, you were in his hands and he enjoyed every single sound that escaped your lips.
"You want me to ... what?"
"I want ... Ngh fuck."
"Say it. What do you want?"
He wanted to hear his name come out of your mouth and he knew what buttons to push on you to make you give yourself completely to him.
"I can play this game just like you, only better."
They said still waters run deep and that was definitely true for both of you.
"Look at me doing it."
His voice was soft, just like his movements. The way your muscles tightened, you biting down on your now smeared red lips with that look of lust, causing more heat from him.
It was like when you two first made love.
Addictive.
Bodies made for each other.
But it was never enough.
Never would be.
Tōya slowed his movements knowing full well how you reacted to such things. Pushed to the edge of your orgasm, he left you hanging right there in the air, and when you felt his fingers leave you, you could only clench your teeth and state your disappointment.
"Wha-"
"I'll take it slow."
It felt abortive, pent-up lust that found no release. Locked in that boiling body that trembled with arousal.
He reached under your thighs and lifted you up onto the edge of the pool, where he placed you. Your legs automatically sought hold around his hips, which pressed against you - as they rubbed against each other without restraint.
This feeling - skin on skin - it was indescribable.
Your surroundings only filled by your kisses and the muffled moans that escaped in between. The way you clawed into his back, painful but so, so satisfying just like the tug of his hair, fingers desperately clawing into that fluffy now damp white. Never interrupting the kisses that led from your lips down to your collarbone. Leaving visible marks that he was sure everyone would see - you didn't care.
However ... the going slow thing was really turning out to be a problem.
He couldn't take it anymore, breathing more and more choppy.
Your boyfriend wanted you, and he wanted you now.
Fuck going slow - Tōya had no more patience to hold back.
"Shall we move over?" he breathed against your wet skin, each touch stealing your last sanity.
Any restraint no longer bearable.
Your lust completely in your grip as he grabbed you and the next moment you were no longer lying in the warm Jacuzzi, but on the green lawn, this dimensional towel under you - above you this shining sea of stars.
The sudden change in temperature might have become critical under other circumstances, but he kept you both warm - with his natural warmth that you had already been allowed to feel not only all over your body, but also in your heart for five years.
Both legs placed next to your hip - hovering over you on his knees, while one corner of his mouth twitched.
"Are you going to look at me like this forever?" you breathed heavily.
If it could be done, yes.
If he could, he would capture everything here.
Every detail.
From your slight smirk, every single drop that ran down your skin, the subtle scent of your perfume that never changed even after the years - it was still the same as when you stormed into each other - to your eyes that fixed only on him.
"Tōya, do it already."
"What? I think you need to rephrase it."
"Stop playing games and fuck me already."
From then on, right now, everything felt like it was in a frenzy.
Your shells have long since fallen just like your mind.
Only he could make you feel so safe, all his kisses leaving a wet trail on your skin, over your nipples, his hand around your thigh and when you finally felt his cock between your legs, which he first just grazed against you before entering you with a thrust.
He was careful, for now, going slow so as not to make you feel uncomfortable. But there was just unbridled lust that made you both groan slightly, but mostly in relief. Your fingers clawing into his upper arms, his buried in the grass that surrounded you.
"Fuck. How do you feel even better every time?"
Moaned Tōya next to your ear and let his hips bounce against yours again and again.
Finally you got what you've been craving for the past few days. Lying down under him, your current problem pushed aside - faded out.
"Ngh~ I want ... all of you."
Your eyes already opened again, only to lose yourself in this blue ocean of his eyes, further forgetting what you should have to said long ago.
"Whole, huh?"
He knew how to make you float, to make you see stars like the ones up there. How he had to touch you to trigger just that state of complete ecstasy in you.
Moaning, he grabbed your left leg to put it over his shoulder and finally let you feel him completely, penetrating you even deeper and hitting that point inside you that completely blew your mind.
Just that, just the way you wanted it.
Right leg bent, you noticed Tōya straightening up, fingers gripping tighter and tighter around your thigh, digging into your tender flesh, the other hand never leaving your pelvis.
Deeper, faster.
That speed not only made you forget, it made you beg.
For more.
The pleading for release.
The one you needed more than just to be able to think clearly again.
"C'mon, cum for me. I want to hear you. Fuck ..."
Those words that pierced through the air, coupled with his gaze ...
Your eyes always looking into each other's eyes, shining with the moonlight. You did not even think that it could turn you on even more but your pelvis stretched automatically towards him.
Your desire to finally cum was too great.
"Ngh~ exactly ... like this, Tōya~," you gasped in pure excitement, drops of water long since replaced by beads of sweat running down his forehead. His natural warmth taking over your entire body as he leaned down to you, one arm braced beside your head for stability, to thrust into you once more at a pace that made you scream.
There was nothing rough, just naked emotion and passion - love.
Pure love that was palpable to you in his every touch, because in the first place there was only you.
"Shit ... deeper ..."
Harder.
Unable to form a sensible sentence, he finally gave you that long-awaited release.
Your satisfaction and release.
The right angle of his thrusts, getting sloppier and sloppier, brought you your orgasm.
That Pure vulnerability beneath him, the trembling of your legs and the reverberating sounds from your dry throat made him moan loudly himself before he cum inside you and you felt that warmth fill your insides.
Pʟᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ -
Starbright
Dabin
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Wet skin on wet skin as he dropped on top of you, out of breath. Your arms wrapped right around his neck and you with one hand through his damp hair.
This moment right here ... exactly this one, probably one of the most beautiful in your whole relationship. Where only love had a place between you.
But ... There was something else you had to said. And even though you knew it could ruin everything here, there was no way around it.
"Tōya? I have something to tell you."
So is that why you started to say so carefully.
"Oh fuck, that kind of thing never means anything good. Was this one of those bad goodbye fucks before you leave?" he murmured sarcastically while his head still rested on your chest. Goosebumps causing there where his hot breath met your skin.
Better now than never. What should happen except to give him an early heart attack?
White hair was already out of the question - he already had it.
The revelation was just something he had so zero desire for, but hey, fuck it.
Taking a deep breath before you might have been the one who got that heart attack and barely exhaling the air again you were already doing nails with heads.
"I think I'm pregnant."
Short and sweet, why beat around the bush that was just not your style and his anyway. But instead of saying something you heard nothing from him.
Not a sound.
You didn't even feel his breath on your skin anymore.
Oh shit.
Only loud swallowing was what you heard. Your heartbeat was too fast and suddenly it was his eyes, which examined your features closely, if you were not fooling him.
"How? That's practically impossible."
Practically - yes.
Theoretically - no.
This wasn't April Fools' Day, where you didn't understand why that pesky day existed anyway. This was naked reality, not a joke, not a ... dream.
You that 1% of 99 where the pill probably nicely fucked up its effect.
"I'm not sure either ... It doesn't have to mean anything that my period has already stopped for the second time. Thought it was actually the stress, but now I'm not sure."
"We are much too young."
24 years was usually an age when most people were still looking for themselves and honestly you couldn't imagine becoming a mother, but if it was really going to be something that needed your love, you wouldn't have it any other way.
"And ... I don't really know if I would make a good father. I mean, you know how I feel about all that stuff."
That's just where the problem was. How many times did this issue come up around all of this? Far too often, whether it was through you or through your families, and each time he made his point.
No was just that with him - a clear no.
But ... giving up was not an option for you. Of course, you accepted his opinion, but you could try, couldn't you?
What did you have to lose?
Close your eyes and go through.
"Will you marry me?"
Tōya's eyes widened in disbelief.
Did you just-
"Are you proposing to me right now?"
He hadn't even properly digested your confession when you blindsided him with the next sticking point. Because you were not one to do things by halves and he loved it. Annoying sure, but way too adorable to resent you.
"If you won't do it, then I will, Todoroki."
He couldn't help but chuckle at your attempt to remain serious, while he detached himself from you to look up at the sky beside you.
You lingered like that for a few minutes, lying quietly next to each other, until he broke the silence between you.
"Do you see the stars there? If ... they are in the right constellation, it means good luck for someone."
Tōya turned his head directly to you to be able to look into your eyes, which, despite a self-confident appearance, rather radiated uncertainty.
You didn't know when he became a fucking astrologer, but you discovered something new about him that night.
"Is that your way of saying "yes"?"
What a question - you knew the answer.
He carefully brushed one of your strands behind your ear, while you looked at him expectantly, waiting for his answer, which you already knew how it would be.
"Who knows."
Laughing, you hit him on the chest, spreading soft kisses on the back of his hand as you left his answer just like that.
After all, you didn't need marriage to be happy - you already were.
"I love you, you know that, right?"
And his words were like a balm for your soul.
Nothing in this world is as precious as those unforgettable moments.
You wanted this life with him - whether married, with a child, a house or even without all that.
After all, the value was not in such things as these, but only in the person with whom you shared your dreams and desires.
The one who gave you the feeling of being at home.
This person was him, the man with whom you spent the most beautiful, but also the worst moments and you wanted to keep it that way forever.
Together with him - your ... fiancé.
Or at least something like that?
Or even just with your boyfriend and it was ok.
Yaha~ really.
Everything else would become clear in the near future anyway, but until then, you'd much rather keep looking at the stars on this clear night.
"Yes, I know that Tōya."
The stars that meant your happiness, right?
pictures by brittany
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アルティメット♡らぶ全部
Oomori Seiko - アルティメット♡らぶ全部 (Ultimate♡Love All of It)
You won’t come meet me DownTown
So you’re not eligible to be my Incel Angel [1]
Women are just a lump of flesh
I want to be the one to make you realize that
I can’t become the type of girl who won't say yes to sex
Sweat combines with my perfume,
I hate when I smell like this.
Lick me under the Summer Triangle [2]
Tell me that you don’t mind
Tell me that you don’t mind
It’s lonely but don’t get involved with me
Isn't it obvious that I’m a special case?
Ultimate love, give me all of it
Ultimate love, give me all of it
Ultimate love
You’ve been so bad at dating on purpose,
so you and I could meet, right?
Moments I stole from an undateable loser
My memories of those times are warped, a symptom of something [3]
I just want to hold you close, all of you
Sex with that woman must suck
Well, that’s what you get!
Love - sexual tension= an infinity that’s no different than 0
Stop it with the “that’s fine”
Stop it with the “that’s fine”
I hate it when you do that.
I wish I had one more boyfriend!
Ultimate love, give me all of it
Ultimate love, give me all of it
Ultimate love
Well then why are you in such a bad mood?
Sometimes you get like that too, sometimes I get like this too
Well don’t we just work so well together?
Nothing can make me feel better about myself other than falling in love, nothing else
Ultimate love, give me all of it
Ultimate love
TRANSLATION NOTES
This song was used as the opening theme for the second season of the drama 来世ではちゃんとします (officially translated as "I will do it in the next life"). From what I've read, it's about a girl who has a lot of sex. The video I linked is the OP of the drama, which is a shortened version of the song, and features the cast lip-synching and playing air guitar to the song lol.
DT is internet slang for "virgin" (similar to incel, I guess). It comes from the word for male virgin, doutei, which, as you can see, has a D and a T lol. However this part was really confusing for me as I'm pretty sure the first DT is meant to be "downtown", based on how she sings it. I may be wrong. Also I'm not entirely sure what a DT Angel would be.
The summer triangle is that constellation or whatever that they always talk about in romantic scenes in anime. I'm assuming this is also meant to be an innuendo for some other triangle that you may lick under.
Guys this line was so hard to translate. This whole song was. I'm tired.
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the rina headcanons are endless!! it would be verrrryyy cute if we ever got rina baking together. it is very necessary to see them having a flour fight and having a frost-off to see who can ice the GF cupcakes better (my money is on Ms. Porter those turkey cupcakes looked expert level). we also deserve to see ricky teaching gina how to skateboard in this summer montage bc imagine him holding her by the waist gently while she holds his shoulders and her knees are kinda locked bc she’s nervous and is completely padded up…yeah i like to suffer with these thoughts.
also random but i would loveee a proper halloween episode bc we absolutely NEED to see rina in a haunted house bc yes gina would be protecting ricky. hes so malewife i cant 😭. one of these days i may have to slip out of anon mode and dump all my ideas on you privately haha but hiii it is me bday anon 🧁!
the expo gave us SO much i can’t even process what all this means for s4 but seeing the chemistry between sof and josh as rina is so heartwarming they work so well together i already know rina are going to be the most annoyingly cute couple when they finally get together. can you say ‘IT couple!’ and im totally projecting here bc i always wanted to do this but all the guys i ever dated were losers but i would d-word for a scene where rina are doing face masks together!! idk something about that is so sweet to me, especially if its gina smearing clay mask on for him and ricky being totally into it. (!!!) and since josh likes to paint his nails, it would be a cute nod to that if gina ever polished ricky’s nails. like imagine him with the cucumber slices over his eyes ike a diva while gina is giggling as she paints his nails in some pastel color. very bestie-turned-boyfriend energy! <33
BDAY ANON I MISSED YOU!!! Thank you for always showing up with a little cupcake 🥹
Ok but for real how did she frost those turkeys that well?? I’m literally a decade older than her and I do be struggling making anything meaningful in my kitchen lmao (and I eat mostly gluten free too so I just KNOW those were not easy to make). Also, completely unnecessary side note, Sofia is gluten free so they added that in as a call out to her IRL. They didn’t need to specify the cupcakes were GF so I thought that was a cute little shout out :)
And OMG I am like 90% sure I saw someone do a fan art of her standing on his skateboard and holding onto him 😭 (I can’t remember if they were kissing in it or not but how CUTE would that be, especially with their height difference!)
AND THE HALLOWEEN ONE IS SO GOOD. Like imagine him just quaking and crying and she has to lead him through, but then she gets a little scared sometimes and they call each other chicken again 😭 where I live (not sure if other places are like this) every one of our haunted houses end with someone chasing you through with a chain saw (no chain) 😂 it is the most traumatic and funny thing and the amount of screaming and panicking that happen in the end is so funny. I know it’s to get people to get out of the haunted house quickly but BOY is it funny. I would d*e if I saw them both run out in absolute fear from the ✨fake✨ chainsaw man
We were FED at D23. There was NO REASON for them to add the triangle to the choreo in their performance outside of fan service and you want to know what? I ate it up EVERY time I watched! And I’ll do it again!!
And trust me I totally get that!!! I 100% live vicariously through my rom coms and books so I don’t blame you 😂 (sorry you dated jerks though- I hope you find your own rina type love story some day 🥲)
And that is SO cute and we absolutely know ricky would do it. He would probably be the one who keeps bugging gina to go shopping for the supplies, asking her a million questions about the spa night, and would proudly brag and wear his colored nails. TBH it reminds me so much of Jim and Pam. Like we KNOW Jim would literally wear the dumbest outfit or do something that makes him look silly if Pam asked. And Ricky just RADIATES Jim energy. I’m so obsessed with these ships like I’m down BAD!!!
#rina#ricky x gina#ricky bowen#gina porter#hsmtmts#high school musical the musical the series#the office#jim halpert#pam Beasley#jim and pam#asks#send me asks#bday anon#Sofia Wylie
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I really want a Jonathan-Nancy spinoff
Is there any chance at all of a Jonathan-Nancy spinoff. Maybe it's set in California over the summer, and has Argyle and sort of is a backdoor epilogue for the Byers as a whole. I just feel like I got too little Jonathan content from the show after season 1 and yes fanfic is cool and I love them but I like to see the characters visually as and I really like Charlie and want to see him be Jonathan again.
And I really am tired of Nancy's entire character arc being relationship problems/romantic triangle stuff just let her have a stable relationship for a season and let her just like vibe and be a character. Like fr it's fucked how there have been 4 seasons of this show, and so much of Nancy's time on screen has been dedicated to problems with Steve and Jonathan. Like fr I fuck with Steve and Jonathan and I love them. But like every season we get Nancy having a conflict with her boyfriend or having relationship problems. And I'd just like to see her in a stable place romantically and she can have Jancy scenes just like....also give her her own character, and things to do. Like in season 1 she had scenes with Jonathan, and they both seemed to share equal amounts of lines and neither really absorbed the other. And both felt like fleshed out characters, I want to see it be like that again instead of this constant thing where Jonathan really doesn't say or do anything except have a conflict with Nancy and Nancy is hurt by it and they make up.
I really like the idea of like this normal ass high school girl becoming a grizzled badass with guns in her closet, but like we haven't actually seen her transform, it all happened off screen.
And I really like Jonathan and I kind of like the washed out loser he's become because I relate heavily because I was exactly the same in my last year of high school, but like I want to see that explored and I want to see Jonathan overcome that and pursue his interests too.
I just want more like on screen content from these characters :/ and will be extremely mad if the show ends without giving me significantly more Jonathan content and time is running out on that. And people keep going on about Jonathan-Will moment but I can totally see it just being an end of season epilogue thing where we don't actually see any lines or anything exchanged.
I could also totally see a Jonathan-Argyle_Nancy dynamic, as someone spooky-ish happens in California, would also really appreciate it if Nancy makes a friend in California who is not only interested in discussing and prodding her about her boyfriend(sorry Robin and Fred but that was not it).
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You Raise Me Up (2021)
This show is different. It's a short comedy-drama about a guy who is going through it.
In the first episode, the main lead (Yoon Shi Yoon as Do Young Shik) meets his high school sweetheart (Ahn Hee Yeon / Hani as Dr. Lee Ru Da) who is an erectile dysfunction doctor and is going to help fix him. Only not really. She is also going through it a bit because she keeps trying to break up with her current boyfriend who's a bit of a d-bag. He's a doctor at the clinic so she has to see him all the time. Ugh....
The two leads are pretty good with the humor and their chemistry is okay, though the show is definitely more of a comedy than a romance. The rest of the cast is a mixed bag, though Kim Seol Jin (who plays a trans-femme Shaman named "Jennifer") is pretty entertaining.
The show has a love triangle running throughout (which I hate), but the series is pretty short and there's not a whole lot of "Which one will she choose???" drama going on, so it was less offensive than most love triangles. That whole thing is more about how they both screwed up and should just admit it's broken and move on.
TL; DR:
If you like dick jokes, jokes about being a jobless loser, jokes about incompetent doctors, and seeing 30 year olds in bad wigs pretend to be in high school, then this show has you covered. The episodes and series are short enough that you can pick it up and give it a try without alot of investment, which I also appreciate.
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Holding All The Cards
Ok, so...
Anyone that's known me for more than 30 seconds knows I like playing with tarot cards. I've been doing it since I was.... I don't even remember how old I was but let's say 20. That's close enough. I know I was barely over 18 but I WAS over.
I'm not the best reader out there, and compared to some of the pros, I really suck. But I enjoy doing it anyway and usually do it for free. But what I DON'T do is (intentionally) cold read. It probably happens by accident but I actively try not to do it.
And I'm about to piss off a LOT of other readers with what I'm about to say but... there's no actual magic involved in tarot reading. You don't have to have psychic mind powers (although it would probably help) and the only thing all the rules and rituals are good for is to get you into a good mindspace TO read.
I often talk about how my decks "talk" to me and each one has it's own personality, and that makes me sound crazier than I (admit) that I really am. The REAL process is a bit more mundane, and a tarot reading is a cooperation between the reader and the sitter.
Let's say I agree to do a reading for you. I have never met you, never talked to you before, I don't even know your name. I personally like to have A name to focus on because it helps my mental process, but it's not vitally important.
Either you or I shuffle the cards and then I lay them out. (I personally don't do the Choose A Card method, some people do) If I'm doing a spread, each placement has a meaning. It could be a simple Past Present Future or it could ask something more specific Forces Working For/Against Me etc. Each card has a name and pictures on it. The pictures are symbolic and the name has keywords attached to it.
So for this example, let's say that I'm only pulling one card. "Why can't I find a boyfriend." 3 of swords.
The key words for the Three of Swords are things like Heartbreak, Love Triangle, Heartburn, yadda yadda. So when I look at all of these things connected, images and emotions form in my head. It's pure imagination.
Why can't you find a boyfriend? You're picking the wrong type of guy. You're still hurting for a past boyfriend who did some dirty dealings and you haven't completely gotten over him yet. You're also not being open with yourself or potential partners. Your emotions are muted or locked away. You need to work on yourself before you can attract a quality guy.
Does this mean I know about your ex Travis who slept with your sister? Not at all. Not even an inkling. Do I know that you've dated a string of cheating losers since then or that your last ex wanted an open relationship? Never crossed my mind. But YOU do. So you have to take what *I* just said and apply it to yourself.
Wow, you HAVE been chasing a bunch of "bad boys" because they reminded you of Travis. You HAVE been holding back because you're afraid of being hurt again. You HAVE been spending too much time crying into your Ben & Jerry's. Maybe you should look into therapy or do some other form of self improvement.
But because of the way the human mind works, you now start thinking "Oh wow! That was SO relevant to me and specifically me! This person must have some sort of special ability! They don't even know what I look like, how would they know that was the EXACT answer I needed?"
Cold readers are even worse. You can google what that is if you don't know.
I don't have any special abilities no one else has. I'm just really good at weaving a narrative from the clues I'm given. You fill in the gaps. It's honestly that simple and any honest reader who doesn't huff their own incense will tell you the same thing.
But this is basically a magician explaining the slight of hand behind the trick, so this is not a popular explanation. "Well just because YOU don't have a genuine gift doesn't mean NO ONE does!!"
Sure, I'll give you that. I'm just open minded enough to say that it is COMPLETELY POSSIBLE that there really is someone out there who has a genuine psychic ability. But no one ever claimed Randi's million dollars so the vast majority (if not all) of these people who say there's all these rules and rituals and supernatural components are hyped up on their own self importance, WAY too superstitious, or straight up lying to you.
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Not in the mood for royal things after the recent shitshow, but I really like Emma Corrin, they're so great. The Crown always scores such good actors!
I like LA, but in small doses. Every time I go there it seems cool, but also weirdly suffocating? Despite the nice weather and great nature, idk. When it comes to California I prefer San Fran.
Ahhh when is Baek coming back? N/A... we're so close, yet so far... I think he should be back in March
Yes, the siblings, Taeyeon, Taeyong and Taemin skjahsjshryshhana
Have you seen the recent shitshow between Twitter and Tumblr stans?! They wanna come here and raid Tumblr and make us vote and stream and whatnot 😭 some are overdramatic and act like Tumblr is dead and full of only horny people. Have they seen Twitter?!
Honestly if one member of Ateez gave us one thing they own it would solve so many of our problems 🤧
Seonghwa is the main character, the IT guy, but with so much flavour not one of those protagonists who aren't that interesting and get overshadowed by other characters. This is this world
Choosing good thank you cards and freebies can be fun, but also decisions... decisions, lmao there are so many options.
You're right Seonghwa's presence is very big in this household, however maybe we should invest in a cardboard cutout... No, because Seonghwa Targaryen, the Toothless resemblance is not a coincidence
Ahhh the twin story is cute, but I think most of them end up being a love triangle and it either hurts or annoys me, so </3 I would love to choose the nerd, but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well 😢
I'm glad that Seonghwa doesn't have a driving license and I like to think he would be bad at it, but I remember when this happened. Unfortunately he is a loser, but also good at so many things, sigh
While my legs are stronger than my arms, I haven't exercised in 100 years, so no, not toned legs for me, I'm a twig, lol
I don't remember the BTS dream, but after witnessing user's thv recent IG stories I might have nightmares soon
I saw that Hehetmon family drawing and it's cute ngl
I love the grandpafication of Seonghwa! The cutest old man
A hopeless romantic hahsahsjsgshhs who is lowkey romance repulsed. Ah your description is so cute! Now I wanna CAKE (from Sanhwa's patisserie - idk if I could trust them, but I'd act like Nagisa's dad acted towards her mother and pretended she was a good baker - sorry for bringing up Clannad again lmao)
I instantly thought of model Hwa after seeing him with Black Opium, damn maybe I should re-read it and see if he's still on my shitlist
Omg poor Wooyoung, what an unfortunate timing. But also @ Wooyoung's brother, why get married in fall/winter, come on
Seonghwa's boyfriend agenda is crazyyyy for real, also his vlog, this part I-😭💔🤧😭💔🤧😭🤧💔
Yeah me too every time I see you my guy
Wdym if boxer was alive? He died??? I know you didn't write for him and I also didn't vote for him, but I like to think he exists somewhere...
P.S. I saw you talking about TB *war flashbacks* it reminded me of someone in my gc sending this photo with "idk who this guy is but doesn't he scream seonghwa??? thought it was his fanart" and caused all of us who know True Beauty to spiral. Sometimes when I open the webtoon app and see TB it activates my flight or fight response... - DV 💖
hi hello!!
Not in the mood for royal things after the recent shitshow, but I really like Emma Corrin, they're so great. The Crown always scores such good actors!
emma corrin was rly good!! tho theyre a little generous with charles’s casting every season fbwkfhwk they really do! everyone’s so well casted but this season’s storyline be diana look like a completely helpless person like bro is grilling her personal divorce to ANYONE SHE MEETS 😭😭😭 but the bbc and martin bashir thing was so very well filmed, it was infuriating but it was gREAT,,, the queen tho LMFAOOOO not her whining to pay out of her bank 😭😭 but the tampongate convo GRKSHDWKDJWK
I like LA, but in small doses. Every time I go there it seems cool, but also weirdly suffocating? Despite the nice weather and great nature, idk. When it comes to California I prefer San Fran.
ur right!!!! it’s suffocating despite it being so open 😭😭 never been san fran but i wiLL NOW,,, but despite all the shitty things, new york >>>
Ahhh when is Baek coming back? N/A... we're so close, yet so far... I think he should be back in March
🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️i thOUGHT U ASKED WHEN I WAS COMING BACK TO DROP A FIC AND SCREAMED HWKDJWK but baek’s coming 02/05! and it’s believed taemin comes a month after him! prAYING HE FUCKING DOES AND EXO SHINEE GO ON A WORLDTOUR
Yes, the siblings, Taeyeon, Taeyong and Taemin skjahsjshryshhana
LMFAOOOO WE NEED THIS SUBUNIT RIGHT ABOUT NOW
Have you seen the recent shitshow between Twitter and Tumblr stans?! They wanna come here and raid Tumblr and make us vote and stream and whatnot 😭 some are overdramatic and act like Tumblr is dead and full of only horny people. Have they seen Twitter?!
SORRY WHAT??? LMFAOO???? PLS 😭😭 tumblr kpop side finally went calm and now this again 😭🤚🏼if they start making those streaming accs here ,,, the deactivate button looking real nice 😭😭
Honestly if one member of Ateez gave us one thing they own it would solve so many of our problems 🤧
YOURE RIGHT !!!! I NEED JONGHOS LV COLLECTION TO PAY FEES FBWKDBWK IM ON MY WAY TO ROB
Seonghwa is the main character, the IT guy, but with so much flavour not one of those protagonists who aren't that interesting and get overshadowed by other characters. This is this world
u are so, so right. THIS IS HIS WORLD I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT EVERYTIME I SEE HIM ON MY TL I JUST GO “there’s no man like this, what the fUCK is he” convinced he’s a siren idc idc iDC
Choosing good thank you cards and freebies can be fun, but also decisions... decisions, lmao there are so many options.
EXACTLY IVE BEEN GETTING TO VOTE ON WHICH ONES THE NICER ONE EVERY TWO HRS 😭😭😭
You're right Seonghwa's presence is very big in this household, however maybe we should invest in a cardboard cutout... No, because Seonghwa Targaryen, the Toothless resemblance is not a coincidence
…u did something here, invest in a cutout, yes. but if i see that cutout in the corner of my room at night the scream ill let out would be loud enough to reach his ears irl,,, we need this but with seonghwa
Ahhh the twin story is cute, but I think most of them end up being a love triangle and it either hurts or annoys me, so </3 I would love to choose the nerd, but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well 😢
HEAR ME OUT THE LOVE TRIANGLE WONT EXIST WHEN MR FUCKBOY STARTS HIS STUFF 🤚🏼🤚🏼 “but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well” when the fuckboy turns soft, IMGONE
I'm glad that Seonghwa doesn't have a driving license and I like to think he would be bad at it, but I remember when this happened. Unfortunately he is a loser, but also good at so many things, sigh
why would u remind me of that. that heart, the tongue, the hair, the cockiness. this man better not get a driving license any time soon. yunho is fine as their cab driver, WE DONT NEED ANOTHER ONE 😭😭😭
While my legs are stronger than my arms, I haven't exercised in 100 years, so no, not toned legs for me, I'm a twig, lol /// I don't remember the BTS dream, but after witnessing user's thv recent IG stories I might have nightmares soon
i can relate on that one with u 😭😭 OH??? WHAT DID THE USER POST— oh, (just saw what it was) grippers too?? 😭😭😭 NIGHTMARES AGAIN GWMDJS MAYBE HE’LL COME TO SAVE U maybe his furry form will ☺️☺️
I saw that Hehetmon family drawing and it's cute ngl
CUTE???? HORRENDOUS 😭🤚🏼
I love the grandpafication of Seonghwa! The cutest old man
the things id do to see him as one
A hopeless romantic hahsahsjsgshhs who is lowkey romance repulsed. Ah your description is so cute! Now I wanna CAKE (from Sanhwa's patisserie - idk if I could trust them, but I'd act like Nagisa's dad acted towards her mother and pretended she was a good baker - sorry for bringing up Clannad again lmao) /// I instantly thought of model Hwa after seeing him with Black Opium, damn maybe I should re-read it and see if he's still on my shitlist
ROMANCE IMPULSED FBWKFH A HOPELESS ROMANTIC WHO ENJOYS FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIP BODYGUARD AU’S SO DEARLY 😮💨😮💨
NOT U BRINGING CLANNAD UP WHY. WHAT WAS THE REASON 😭😭😭 and now don’t be upset if some fics have a sad ending U DID THIS TO URSELF !!! ITS THE WAY HIM USING THE OPIUM AND THE FIC BEING RELEASED A YEAR AGO IM CONVINCED THERES SOMETHING IN THIS ACC,, no re-read it ☺️ he was ☺️ a fun one ☺️ maybe he’ll make u read it again
Omg poor Wooyoung, what an unfortunate timing. But also @ Wooyoung's brother, why get married in fall/winter, come on
when work hinders with personal life, can’t imagine the frustration he must’ve felt 😭 but at least he won’t miss kyungmin’s i guess 😭😭 YEAH HELLO WHY ARE U MARRYING IN THIS COLD 🤨🤨 we could’ve seen ateez at a wedding post 😭🤚🏼
Seonghwa's boyfriend agenda is crazyyyy for real, also his vlog, this part I-😭💔🤧😭💔🤧😭🤧💔
every time i see him, there’s no words left for me to say EVER bc just u all wait, after this yunho fic the way imgonna blow up on seonghwa au’s dO NOT ASK ME FOR ANOTHER MEMBER IM A SHINESTAR WHOLLY
Yeah me too every time I see you my guy /// Wdym if boxer was alive? He died??? I know you didn't write for him and I also didn't vote for him, but I like to think he exists somewhere...
look see, boxer au hwa was a senior and roommates with mingi,, yn had a lil fling with mingi <3 so there’s a little mingi x reader <3 that is until yn finds out the quiet senior roommate of mingi is actually a boxer 😀 OH HE EXISTS as a figment of my imagination <3 it’s also a fic that comes before bodyguard <3
P.S. I saw you talking about TB *war flashbacks* it reminded me of someone in my gc sending this photo with "idk who this guy is but doesn't he scream seonghwa??? thought it was his fanart" and caused all of us who know True Beauty to spiral. Sometimes when I open the webtoon app and see TB it activates my flight or fight response... - DV 💖
FBWMDBMADBAMDJKW WAR FLASHBACKS PLS STOP I RMR THE WHOLE CONVO WE HAD ABOUT IT DHJSVDKS pLS I GAVE UP ON THE WEBTOON VERSION THE AUTHORS MILKING IT ATP 😭😭 TRUE BEAUTY AND THE I LOVE YOO NOW TRIGGER ME SO BAD
this is not a mother, this is a milf, a vampire one also
🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
what wrong have we done to not see this irl
double assassination
and a …
oh and have u started reborn rich kdrama yet????
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𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
[✦ fluff | ♥︎ smut | ☾ angst | ♧ drabble | ☆ ask/request]
𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚒 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗
percolate (AO3 only - completed) ✦♥︎☾
college!au, coffee shop!au, enemies to lovers, slow burn
bonus works:- Ch.12 LEVI'S POV (rookie's dorm room) ✦☾☆
- Ch.12 LEVI'S POV pt. 2 (outside The Underground) ☾
- CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Erwin/Rookie hookup scene (NOT PERCOLATE CANON)
- not fully canon but a fun possible furlan romance in the percolate universe
exactly as you are ✦♧
a quiet morning with boyfriend!levi (this is percolate rookie/levi but can be read as a stand alone drabble lol)
the mortal price of crossing twice (crossposted to AO3) ♥︎☾
canonverse, grim reaper!reader, existentialism, pining and good old fashioned smut, levi flirting with death (literal)
One So True (AO3 only - in progress) ✦☾
50s!AU, high school!AU (all MCs 18+), star-crossed lovers, levi/reader/erwin love triangle, eventual infidelity
already always almost do ✦♥︎☆
prompt: "levi as your older brother's best friend"
modern!au, reader is erwin's little sis, pining, infuriating tension
pt. 1 - ? (plan to continue)
glass houses ✦♥︎♧☆
prompt: inspired by this tiktok!
modern!au, older neighbour!levi, voyeurism, CEO!levi, you give the hot older guy who just moved in across the street a very warm welcome to the neighbourhood
how a face can change when a heart knows fear ✦♧
inspired by @leyyvi's actor!au, hurt/comfort, domestic!levi
the death of a hero ☾♧
royalty!au, assassin!Levi, princess!reader, snippet of (possible) WIP
a helping hand ✦☾♧☆
prompt: "doing skincare with levi"
canonverse, medic!reader, mutual pining, hurt/comfort
the lucky ones ✦☾♧☆
prompt: "reader is a scientist/medic for the scouts"
canonverse, medic!reader, mutual pining, hurt/comfort, sequel to a helping hand
bubbly ✦♧☆
prompt: "trying to get levi drunk on his b-day with isabel and farlan"
modern!au, holiday fluff, friends to lovers, mutual pining
windchill ☾♧☆
prompt: "tortured levi" (I interpreted it as emotionally lol)
angst, hurt no comfort, colleagues to lovers, very short!
sweet like honey ✦♧
canonverse, you try to get levi to put honey in his tea for the first time
something to prove ♥︎♧☆
canonverse, face sitting, breeding kink, how post-war levi fucks you
spark joy ✦♧
modern!au, best friends to lovers(-ish), mutual pining, levi asks you to be his date to the company party but gets impatient while he waits for you to get ready.
+ lil follow up!
credits roll ✦♧
a tender moment spent with levi on the last day of shooting.
𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛
something to savour (AO3 only) ♥︎
modern!au, college!au, pining, eren won't fuck you when you get too drunk at a frat party so you have to make... alternative arrangements
lucky strike ♥︎
modern!au childhood friends to something with baseball player!eren, with a healthy dose of flirting with his brother just to piss him off.
to have and to hold (crossposted to AO3) ♥︎☾
modern!au, childhood sweethearts to exes, infidelity, eren being manipulative, toxic relationship dynamic, implied colt grice/reader
technical difficulties ♥︎
loser bf eren giving you head while you're on a zoom call (that's the whole plot)
be but sworn my love ✦
modern!au, college!au, the romeo and juliet balcony scene only eren is drunk on his birthday and no one dies at the end
wanna get lunch? ✦♧
modern!au, fwb turned fake dating
let me make it up to you ♥︎
toxic bf eren does not take kindly to the silent treatment, even if you're in the library.
Leave Fast ✦☾♧
eren/reader/(implied) jean, modern!au, college!au, streetracer!au
pt. 1 - pt. 2 - ?
𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗
A Matter of Convenience (crossposted to AO3) ✦♥︎
college!au, convenience store!jean, broken AC in a heatwave!reader, strangers to lovers, is customer service to lovers a trope?
brine ✦☾♧
modern!au, best friends/implied lovers, whenever life gets to be too much Jean is always there to help
all or nothing✦☾♧☆
prompt: “you’re really all I’ve got”
canonverse, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending - jean is still suffering from the night terrors he told you he moved past, and you beg him to rely on you a little more
𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝
forget me not (crossposted to AO3) ♥︎☾
canonverse, fix it fic, lovers to strangers to lovers - marco survived trost but lost his memories, you're left to watch the boy you loved slip a little further away with every passing day
pt. 1 - pt. 2
𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛
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