look. the social network fandom was. you had to be there. best fanfiction of all time. best fanart of all time. super nice fandom (at least in my experience). Andrew Garfield was out there professing love for Jesse Eisenberg daily, in every interview, while Justin Timberlake sulked in the corner. It was like, is this a real interview or is it rpf? Am I hallucinating? “You didn’t know me at thirteen / I really wish I did” is an exchange Jesse and Andrew had on the red carpet. Organically. Every interview was like this. Professions of love. Andrew saying that in order to get in character for Eduardo he fell in love with Jesse as Mark. And Justin Timberlake was there, for some reason. Avoiding the camera, avoiding looking at either of them. And then every week details of them on set came out. Every detail was like “in order to get Andrew in character for this devastating scene Jesse as mark said shit like ‘I love you, let’s get married and build a house together.’” So okay, people have ethical concerns about rpf. Which is fair. But it was 2011. And every interview was November 5th.

ariel (mermaid) when her dad asks her who she was with last night

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

This point has been made like 38850 times but LISTEN they we're at Harvard at the same time

etc

do you guys think their periods ever synced up

and i know we’re done i know we’re through—

the social network x vampire empire by big thief, live on the late show

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genuinely on the verge of a panic attack, like my face is tingling, adrenaline is surging, he CANNOT do this to me

david fincher: yeah ive got some straight gas 🔥😜 it’s this new strain called the social network you'll be zonked out of your gourd ‼️🔥💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: we lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!

my buddy eduardo saverin with his heart ripped out of his chest in his hands in the middle of a boardroom: how much were your shares diluted? how much were his?

happy social network sunday (the social network fandom is dying .. repost if you are a true Social Networker..)

How can people watch a piece of media and not immediately try to look at it through the lense of homosexuality and forbidden desires…. How….. It must be so boring, watching a movie and seeing two main characters hit it off but theyre not canonically in love so you dont think anything of it…. Very foreign to me, i dont understand it at all…