Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

Reading fanfiction on ao3 is like being addicted to drugs.

The first time you read one you experience this immense amount of euphoria and satisfaction (because of a well-done story or your ship having a solid dynamic etc.)

The high lasts for quite some time until you want way more of that special feeling so you read more and more until eventually nothing can satisfy you anymore.

But instead of trying to quit, we embrace the madness and let it take us wherever it wants.

And I think that's beautiful.

(read under the line for a word of caution)

It came to my attention that this may be trivializing the pain that actual drug addicts go through. That was not the purpose guys. Those are obviously not the same and I apologize if it seemed like that was my intention. It wasn't.

Stay safe.

This point has been made like 38850 times but LISTEN they we're at Harvard at the same time

And when you signed these documents, were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?

the social network x vampire empire by big thief, live on the late show

happy social network sunday (the social network fandom is dying .. repost if you are a true Social Networker..)

so haunted by eduardo’s relationship with his father and the way it’s presented in the film. like he’s literally only mentioned three times across all 164 pages of the script but what we see of the achievement-oriented nature of their dynamic sets up and narratively justifies the pattern of people-pleasing behaviour that eduardo spends the entire duration of the film attempting to break out of. and when eduardo does manage to finally break that pattern by freezing the account, by asserting a boundary to stop mark from continuing to financially take advantage of him, he’s punished for this perceived transgression so harshly that it destroys not only his relationship with mark but also his relationship with his father, cementing that the behaviours he exhibits in his relationship with Mark in regards to acts of service are founded in and perpetuated by the way that his father treats him. if you’re raised with an angry man in your house there will always be an angry man in your house

:))) gone girl au

How do I look someone in the eye and tell them that the piece of literature that irreversibly changed my outlook on life and especially love and relationships in general was a markwardo social network fanfic

How can people watch a piece of media and not immediately try to look at it through the lense of homosexuality and forbidden desires…. How….. It must be so boring, watching a movie and seeing two main characters hit it off but theyre not canonically in love so you dont think anything of it…. Very foreign to me, i dont understand it at all…

The castings I would recommend as protagonists for gay movies with guaranteed success (In order) :

1. Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy

2. Dylan O'Brien & Thomas Brodie-Sangster

3. Ben Barnes & Andrew Garfield

4. Andrew Garfield & Jesse Eisenberg

5. Bradley James & Colin Morgan

We already know they have great chemistry on screen (except Ben and Andrew, but I'm willing to bet they'll be magical)

Add your own castings!

This could be our contribution to the film industry (not that they need our help or sth)

I would add Ben Barnes and Freddy Carter too but I feel like I would be judged

Facebook yaoi 🫶

But you gotta come back. Somewhere around the end of November or early December. Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members. It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it.

what the fuck gay little Facebook movie is ruining my life