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irmimimi · 3 months

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REAL

#meme #original character #funny shit #shitpost #tw kidnapping #this is a joke #relatable #the #the kids in my basement #the kids are alright

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pardonmekreature · 1 year

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Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall

#Kidding kidding #....probably #my room is in my basement actually #am... I the whumpee....?#whump meme

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speakergame · 24 days

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Progress Report - 4/29/24

hello and happy birthday!

...is how this was going to start when I intended to post it this past Friday. But I spent my birthday as a side character in the hit 1996 movie Twister. By which I mean there was a really big tornadoful storm here, the likes of which I've never seen before. It's never a fun time when the words "historic" and "record-breaking" are involved.

But anyway! My birthday was a few days ago, and to celebrate I have a slightly belated gift for all of you!

A release date

That's right, we're back in business here in Speakerland 😁 I'm so relieved to finally return to some semblance of normalcy, and I'm very hopeful that I'll be able to get back to doing regular monthly updates again.

As for this one, the update will be going up on Patreon TONIGHT! I'll be uploading that momentarily, in fact. That means that, barring any strange game-breaking bugs or overly tangled code, the update will be out for public release on Tuesday, May 7th!

I just want to thank everyone one more time for your patience, and for all the messages of support 💙 it really does mean the world to me.

I think that's it for this time! I hope you all have a fantastic week with only mild-to-moderate tornadoes, and I'll see you all next week! 💙💙🌪️💙

#speaker game #progress update #y'all don't know how happy I am to type the words 'release date'#also for the record there were a DOZEN tornadoes on the ground in or around my city. half of them were EF-3 or bigger #but from what I've heard there were no deaths or serious injuries #my family is all fine :) my cats hated being in the basement and my daughter had to stay 2 hours late at school (everyone did)--#--until the storm passed and it was safe for all the kids to go home. but we're very lucky that was the worst of it

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looks-at-you · 5 months

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have you ever considered an all-avatar group chat BECAUSE I KNOW I SURE HAVE:

Jon gets added when he wakes up from his coma and spends all his time ignoring it

Micheal sends awful quality memes at ungodly hours (not 100% sure if Helen would tbh..)

Nikola and Annabelle in a war over the chat name (Helen joins the fight on Annabelles side)

sometimes elias sends pictures of jon and everyone clowns on him

^this is also what was happening when he first discovered the chat sdsghsfdsdsds

jon: "hey could i not get kidnapped today?" everyone: "hmm no"

feel free to add on idk im tired

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grimalkinmessor · 1 year

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Not to keep harping on it but Death Note has plenty of fridge horror to go along with the unintentional humor and romance.

Like,,,the ENTIRETY of Wammy's House is such a fucked up concept. An orphanage where they crank out genius kids into the world by...what? What are they doing with those kids? What do you mean one of them died in there? Wait—and the second one is a serial killer? And one joined the mafia? What—WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE KIDS—

Not to mention the intricacies of L and Watari's relationship. He's seen as a butler/father figure until you find out that he's an inventor/war vet who took in an orphan with the express purpose of making him useful. No wonder Wammy's runs the way it does when the og, the man it is named after sees children as tools and means to an end. And, given that L has already made them so much money playing stocks that it doesn't even matter anymore (Mr. Builds A Skyscraper To House Five People), why is Quillish still with him? To keep an eye on him? To make sure L doesn't forget where he came from? Out of some sort of guilt for never teaching him how to take care of himself because those weren't the skills that Quillish thought it important to cultivate? Or maybe even to keep him dependent on Quillish to keep functioning properly.

And then there's the horror of L himself. Not even the implications of him, but the proof of who he is and what he can do. The thought of a man with so much money and power and influence that if he wanted to make you disappear, if he wanted to torture you or hold your loved ones hostage or kill you and everyone that's ever shaken your hand he could and no one would fucking bat an eye—that's fucking terrifying. (Where the fuck is Beyond—) And, not only does he have the power to do all that; no one would question it because he's part of Law™. His every action can be excused as being part of the Greater Good, despite the fact that L himself has admitted that everything he does is for his own benefit and/or entertainment.

Light, of course, is an obvious horror—but one of the most horrific things about him is glossed over. I'm not someone who personally believes in the Death Note's corruptive powers or aura or whatever, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact that, once you give up the Death Note, your memories of it are erased. All the people you've killed, all the things that you've seen, you've still seen and done all those things, you just don't remember it. There's a hole in your mind, and all that prickly, thorny mess that grew in you when you were a killer is still there, choking you—you just don't know why. Why are you so unfazed by death? Why don't you cry when your mother dies? Why are you so afraid of being something that looks like you? Will you ever be certain of anything again? Will you ever, truly, know yourself when you can't remember all the atrocities you've committed? Can you ever change and grow again if your roots are gone? Or are you stuck in stasis forever now, your mind stalling in one place in order to keep you from remembering the people you've killed?

#death note #fridge horror #people always talk about the unintentional romance or humor #but i dont think people talk about the unintentional horrors enough #quillish wammy #l lawliet #yagami light #light yagami #wammy kids #*rattles my cage*#THE IMPLICATIONS..!.;THE IMPLICATIONS OF IT ALL..!.!!!#you know for a horror show the horror is extremely well hidden #but then again i DO like scares you gotta think about for a minute #okay but srsly where is beyond #like realistically he was probably put in prison but also canonically im not SURE he was put in prison #bc really do you think quillish wants that on record? one of his experiment orphans committing murder?#or L even do you think L wants someone running around with his secrets and FACE??#i would not be surprised if they just fuckin bodied him afterwards no pomp and circumstance just chucked him in the bog #or worse....he might be back at wammys #locked up in the fuckin basement or some shit #that place is SCARY bro

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tsuchinokoroyale · 9 months

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The proud look of a boy who finished updating his resume 🥳🥳🥳 that was a trip down memory lane…

I love this picture bc A) it’s proof that there was a period of time when I did silly things like present seminars and B) it was like the last day of normalcy for a VERY long time. As I was gearing up to give this talk our department head runs in and announces that the first Covid patient had arrived at the hospital we were at. People immediately got up to leave and I tried not to take it personally. Our department head said that starting tomorrow we would be expected to remain home until further notice. To the remaining audience he said “This will be the last in person seminar until things cool down,” and turning to me he said “Let’s make sure it’s a good one!” “No pressure,” I replied.

This picture is from the end of my talk, so it’s the last slide the good people of my department saw before we all went into lockdown and damn if I’m not a little proud of that 🤭

#always be flexing that dad status hashtag I lov my kids so much 😍😍😍#gpoy #a lil tsuchinoko lore as a treat #trying to remind myself that I’m not just tsuchi the unemployed basement dweller but also dr. tsuchi phd in order to manifest a solid job #wish me luck lads 😮‍💨

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tomfrogisblue · 4 months

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really love how baghera declared that she was going to live in Phil's house and cellbit's house is already built like 3.25 blocks away

they ain't leaving the nest, Philza

#you have clingy murderous kids and they love you very much q!Phil #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp cellbit #qsmp baghera #i love how in the previous island they all lived quite far from each other and now they are camped on phils doorstep #Charlie's gonna join the server and move into phils basement - mark my words #just bolas things

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cometblaster2070 · 2 months

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let us once again bring up the absolute RIDICULOUS man that is milton fucking grimm

im sorry im aware it's been 10 years and this is just a show to sell dolls, BUT THIS MAN'S BACKSTORY HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

OH NO MY BROTHER GOT INTO TROUBLE BECAUSE OF ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T LISTEN TO OUR DAD :((((

GUESS THE ONLY THING TO DO IS NOW TRAUMATIZE 15 YEAR OLDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!

AND SPEAKING OF THAT BROTHER LET ME JUST CURSE HIM AND TOSS HIM INTO THE BASEMENT WHEN HE GOES 'hey milton this entire thing's kind of fucked up tbh'

this stupid fucking man i mean

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mishapen-dear · 8 months

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thinking about yesterdays stream again... it took qbad a full hour to go from calling to cucurucho in his house to screaming and begging for it to go away

#qsmp #thinking about rp and improv and how Clean that slide from ‘im going to lock you in my basement’ to ‘please please ill enjoy the island’#was. like really the fearing cucurucho started digging its roots in when bad was searching his base #but we Really got the fruits of that labor yeaterday with the begging and screaming #he wasnt even asking it for his kids he was asking it to leave him alone #ive never ever heard qbad that Terrified before #like DAMN rp as a long-form medium of storytelling got HANDS

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anotherpapercut · 16 days

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one of the 3rd graders at work has become very attached to me recently and does not want to leave my side and today he had to go home while he was in another room and one of my coworkers said over the walkie "*kids name* really wants to come say goodbye to you, Orion. he's on his way" and a few seconds later he like burst through the doors, hugged me super tight, and then ran back out of the room. I almost cried

#love this kid. he drew me a whole like diagram of the different types of tornadoes and tornado sirens #and on the back he drew me and him escaping an f4 and an f5 tornado lmfao. he was like this is your house. and this is the basement #its my favorite thing ever #he keeps calling me his favorite staff member 😩 its so fucking cute. he doesnt want to go anywhere that im not going #i said id go to snack with them and he went YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY FAVORITE STAFF IS COMING TO SNACKKK #the coworker told me later that he had been like upset because he didnt get to say goodbye to me and he was like #'can i PLEASE go say goodbye to orion?' lmao #he annoys one of my other coworkers bc apparently every single day he says 'should i draw the original 2014 godzilla or the new one?'#and i was like thats actually the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my entire life

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starwarspurgefan · 5 months

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Custom angry sprites

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strawbkiwijuice · 11 months

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more randomness from @pyromaniacblujay's AU

new blorbo acquired, tbh

#the binding of isaac #tboi #tboi judas #tboi maggie #so many headcanons #like the reason maggie keeps her eyes closed is so she can sense monsters around her better #or that any articles of clothing that are lost or destroyed get renewed when 'The Basement' resets #or that maggie loves taking apart the dead monsters not just for meat or useful things (like horns) but also to see how they are built #or that tears can be used as backup weapons and shields but only a few of the survivors have discovered this and/or know how #i could go on but i wont #basically in my head maggie is like the gojo of the basement #takes care of kids+questionable morality+hidden strength

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houseofbrat · 4 months

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For the record, I wish Kate well and a speedy recovery for whatever problem she has been admitted to The London Clinic for.

Because I do not believe for one second that she was admitted for "abdominal surgery." That was "planned." And needs to be in the hospital for 10-14 days, even though it's "non-cancerous."

Once you've eliminated surgeries related to cancer, then you've eliminated a whole bunch of surgeries that have long recovery times.

Hernia surgeries don't require three months of "recovery," and in the US, they certainly don't require you to be in the hospital (aka germ factories) for 10-14 days.

I suppose being in the hospital on iv antibiotics for a diverticulitis procedure is a possibility, except that the recovery from any kind of diverticulitis surgery is A LOT LESS than three months.

Easter is on 31 March 2024. Saying she won't do any public duties UNTIL April is two and a half to three months of "recovery."

And no, hysterectomies do not take that long to recover from.

Just ask Camilla.

12 APRIL 2012 The Duchess of Cornwall is to have a hysterectomy, it was announced last night. Camilla will undergo surgery to remove part or all of her womb at the beginning of next month. She will spend around four days in hospital then a further six weeks recovering. The 59-year-old duchess will still go on a ten-day visit to the Gulf states with Prince Charles, beginning next Monday. It is thought royal gynaecologist Marcus Setchell will carry out the operation at the private King Edward VII Hospital for Officers in London soon after she returns. She has cancelled a string of engagements.

That's right.

Clarence House announced when Camilla would be out of the public eye BEFORE the surgery happened. Not after she was admitted to the hospital.

Somehow Kate's "abdominal surgery" was "planned," yet William's entire schedule needs to be reworked all of the sudden? As in, announcing today that he needs to not do any public duties for a certain period of time until Kate is okay at home. Hey, it's not as if Kate has two parents who are retired. Two siblings. Other relatives. Or a nanny. Housekeeper. Other staff. Etc.

Because if this really was a "planned" surgery and not a sudden emergency, then why were KP comms teams leaking a trip to Rome less than a month ago?

And Russell Myers was leaking that Will & Kate were going to go abroad to visit the British military LAST WEEK???

Someone isn't being honest about what is going on, and it's definitely not me.

It sounds to me that The Princess of Wales had a nervous/mental breakdown and needed to be hospitalized. Except that they can't say that, so they're going with "planned" "abdominal surgery."

Because if it really was "planned" and not cancerous, then why wouldn't William be able to do an engagement here or there over the next few weeks? If the KP comms team is going to pretend that this is just a routine surgery--not urgent or emergent--then why is their behavior NOT matching the statements?

Crown Prince Haakon does engagements even when his wife, Crown Princess Mette-Marit, has been ill.

Prince Albert works even when Princess Charlene has been ill.

But William's ENTIRE schedule needs to be reworked even though Kate's parents are retired and she has two siblings nearby and other friends and relatives? (And and other helpers...)

Yup. There is another announcement coming soon.

Not one that anyone else in the world is expecting--well, except for @mysteriouslytransparentwitch and myself.

It's that Dragon energy already coming in even though the lunar new year doesn't start until 10 February. That Green Dragon is bringing lots of surprises with it.

Super cold in the USA. Volcanic eruptions in an area of Iceland that hadn't had anything in 800 years.

And Princess Basement Baby!

Because Wales fandom ARMAGEDDON is almost upon us.

And is the Wales fandom prepared for it? Nope.

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baskettgif · 9 months

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Basment Children

#my art #tboi #tboi au #the binding of isaac #the binding of issac repentance #The Basement Kids Au #T.B.K

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dougielombax · 5 months

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Always be careful to check for mould or anything similar in your house.

That shit can be very dangerous if left unchecked.

Kid Named forgotten overgrown Potato in the Depths of the Basement:

“F̴̡̙̞̮̻̼̳͔͕̃͊͑̃̽̈͘A̷̝͕̰͎̗͎̰̋̄̽̒͌̆T̵̬̗͓̅̈̾́̏̔̀̚Ĥ̵̲͎̠͈͙̥̰Ȅ̶̡͍̱̫̿R̶͉̫̆́̈͂̚,̷̧̖͕̎͑̈̑̊͆̇̔ ̶̪̞̦̯͓͌͋̅̋͑͜W̵̨̡̛̫̯͓̗̾̏̀͂̍̏Ḥ̶͕͓̗͍͑͋̾̇̿Ę̶̨̛͉̺̦̭̅͋̄̉̌͋̆̚R̴̹̩̽͒̃̓͘͠͠E̸̛̫̼̪̳̭̳͊͋̉̓̓̚ ̷͎̳͓̌̒̿̎̓̇͠͝͠I̷̜͒̓̋̅͗S̸͇͇̹̞͎̆̌͋̅̐ ̴̢̫͓̿̿̀̓̒̈́͝T̴̹̦̯͈̣̱̺͎̲͛H̶̻̓̐́̎̓͜͝A̷̡̺̼̬͍͝ ̷̡̨̜̘͇̰̲̰̔̓͐ͅF̴̡̼͊͋̈́͝U̴̧͔͓̫̜̾͒̉́̆̽̍̊C̵̢̜͑͐̍͌̀̆͊̒̕Ķ̵̡̢͓̳̘̖͌͂̇̈͋̄̚I̸̡̠͇̩̓́͝N̵̛͎̼͙̜̫̣̻͂͆̉G̴̤̺̝̯̜͉̉̓̏͂̔̏̈̓ ̷̫̼̄S̸͓̖͚̣͚̝̃̄ͅO̸̡̢͚͍̮͉͉̥̒̐͜Í̴̡̱̙̟̜̹̜̣͑̉̊͝L̴̡͚̞̎̀̏̔̓͘͜?̴̦̩͍͚̯̳̳̀̿͗͝ͅ?̷̧̛͓̲͉̳̜̯̔̈́͂͐̈́͋̋͜͝?̷̜͗̓̔͝?̵͖̝̺̘̍̈̈͋̕̕!̷̛̜̭̑͑͊ͅ!̸̛͙̯̜͎̺̼̽̓́͐̄̅̌͊ͅ!̷̳̔̔̃̔͌́͜!̵̨̖͎̤̩͈͈̠̌̏̐̓̂̈́͝!̷͈̻̭̯͉͙̻̆͑̍͑̍ͅͅ!̶͍̪͛͆̆̆̏̎͜͝͝ͅ!̵̨͕̪̭̦͉̭̠̒̓́̿ͅ ̵̛͇̩̰̫͖͚͊̊̓̕ ̴̘͖͈̣̭̠̇͋̏̓͘I̷̟͂͋̀̉͛̆̂̓ ̸̻͇̜͓̔̋̌̄̔̏D̸̬̘̈́͂̃̓͒͝͠ͅE̶̞̫͗̎M̸̧̠͕͖͓̒̀͗̏͂̀̿̋͜ͅȂ̴̳͝Ń̷̡̨͉̬̫͚̫̪̈͊D̸̡̹͎̬͖̦͚̀̉̕ͅ ̷̛͔̜̼͎͎̒͑̑͂̅͝N̸̞͖̜̤̟̘̞̓̆̀̓̈́̓̚̕ͅU̵̧̢̝͎̟͕̇̈́T̵̹̒̅R̸̖̂͗Ȋ̷͔͓̬̠̼͆̈́͝Ĕ̵̢̻̲͇̜͈̄̓̉͜N̵̨̘̻̥̦̘̠̔̀̑͋T̶̗͙̥̓̂͝S̶̺̠̝͔͈̬̤̦̗͑̽!̵̧͇̝̫̗͓̝̯͙́̒͗̄͝͝!̴̺̪̝̬̳̥͕̺̄̃͛̂̐͂̉͝ͅ!̸̛͍̋͒̕!̵͚͔̰̔!̷̦̖͔͙̃͛̍͊͊!̴͙̻͍̬̦̬̊̓͘”

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dreamcrow · 1 month

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wait I got a genuinely good one 😏 band au

(give me an au and i'll give you five headcanons; thank you for the ask!)

unfortunately i am still a soft stupid sucker for gradschool au dweebs so. gorgoneion (gradschool!bellroc's basement doom metal band) gets a +1

it starts with skrael—well. tinkering. he's almost through an entire cryoengineering program, how hard can a homebrew fog machine be?

after nari kicks them out of her garage—"i am NOT losing my deposit over a little FREON CONTAM, ASSHOLES (LOVING)"—bellroc changes tack. he knows bells's heard him, humming tone-deaf little bars over breakfast; he does it unthinking, but he knows they know he can't carry a tune in a bucket. vocals are, thankfully, out of the question.

so when they ask if he'd like to write for them, instead—he doesn't really know what to say.

he's not offended. it's not—that isn't it. it's not because they write their lyrics in some fuckoff ancient language (they've explained) no one living is even really that sure of how to pronounce. it's that gorgoneion was their thing. just them. a piece of them he'd first glimpsed without their knowledge, an overstep he still somehow faintly regrets, even despite their forgiveness. and now for them to offer it to him, like this? freely, knowingly, after all the stupid bullshit of the past year-odd knowing each other?

the last time he felt so much like an idiot teenager in love, he was one. and that? is really the scariest part about this.

#q&a #ask games #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #mine #that and the fact that skrael simply doesn't have it in him to Just Learn Hittite #god. do i even have a gradschool au tag #'why can't you just learn estonian like a normal basement metalhead??'#'because if we made it in estonian your dads would listen to it and then we'd both die' '...ok fair'#anyway. man. missed my dumb human kids

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