Same Annabelle Cane/Helen Distortion girlie as before, but I think Annabelle is so slept on by the fandom. It's so rare to see analysis of her that's independent from Elias or Jon or Martin, and it's sad.
HARDD AGREE. Pls ppl talk abt annabelle more shes genuinely so so interesting wth. GOD SHES SO INTERESTING URGH pls anon pls give me all annabelle analysis you have for me
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Just realized that the main 3 kids in Mary Poppins Returns are
JOHN
GEORGIE
and
ANNABELLE
and then- get this -the kids’ dad is named
M I C H A E L
with his sister JANE
Also the Main Character, the beloved title name character, is named Mary, like?????
Are these all just aggressively British names?? Is THAT why they’re all here??
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I have made the pilgrimage
If you never hear from me again, I’ve fallen through a hole in reality and am now stuck in gay, spooky Windows 95
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Please tell me no one has done this
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MAG 197
MARTIN: Oh. Wonderful. I can’t wait to attend the Annabelle Cane Show.
ANNABELLE: Huh! You know, I did consider it once.
MARTIN: Excuse me?
ANNABELLE: A TV show. Reaching out into the homes of millions, giving the more vulnerable ones a subtle nudge towards terror. Probably something for children. It never went anywhere, of course. These things rarely do.
MAGP 10
GERALDINE: Who came up with the name “Mr Bonzo”?
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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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Annabelle Cane and Helen Distortion are the hottest characters in the podcast, prove me wrong 🗣
Youre absolutely right and anyone who knew me at the height of my obsession knows abt my crush on helen HELP
I love them your honor
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Happy 3 years to Not Quite Somewhere Else! Crazy how I actually continued a webcomic for 3 years, much less a fan comic for 2 shows I don't quite draw as much fan art for as I used to, but I still immensely enjoy the story and can't wait to share where it goes.
And if you're new and want to read Not Quite Somewhere Else for yourself, you can read it here on tapas or under the tag "not quite somewhere else au."
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jon when annabelle cane told him that nobody is making him want to forcibly compel statements out of innocent people and that all his actions are his own
[ID: A tweet edited to be by jon sims @/lucipur which says "Finally caught the dipshit that's been ruining my life." Attached is fanart of Jon Sims from The Magnus Archives, shown in a mirror and angrily pointing at his reflection. He's holding a cassette recorder like a phone. End ID]
thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID
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