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Jane Prentiss: quits crystal job in order to be taken over by magical entity
Oliver Banks: takes job at a crystal shop after being taken over by magical entity
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Thinking about Michael Shelley carefree dancing to ‘Honey Honey’ by ABBA in his kitchen using a spatula as a microphone is the singular source of my serotonin actually
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lurkingindoorways · 2 days
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This is why Gertrude sent him into the spiral
Reference photo
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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i love you indigenous languages i love you endangered languages i love you revived languages i love you
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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The guys from episode 8 and 13 sitting on hospital beds next to each other
"...and then I jumped"
"to profit monetarily off your own misfortune?"
"No to get away from the brutalist vampires! What is wrong with you?"
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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This is so funny and most likely completely right
Just realized that the main 3 kids in Mary Poppins Returns are
JOHN
GEORGIE
and
ANNABELLE
and then- get this -the kids’ dad is named
M I C H A E L
with his sister JANE
Also the Main Character, the beloved title name character, is named Mary, like?????
Are these all just aggressively British names?? Is THAT why they’re all here??
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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John: Jesus Christ, Arthur! In front of us stands an enormous creature.
Arthur: What?!?
John: It is about the size of a house. Its body is tall and narrow. It has no discernible head or face, but four, large arms sprout from a point on its upper half. It’s..waving its arms at us in a slow, cyclical motion. Arthur, I think we might have to fight it!
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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My mom: do I get the bonzo chickpea crust?
Me: banza?
My mom: oh Banza okay
Me: not you calling it bonzo, that was a jumpscare 💀
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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Just realized that the main 3 kids in Mary Poppins Returns are
JOHN
GEORGIE
and
ANNABELLE
and then- get this -the kids’ dad is named
M I C H A E L
with his sister JANE
Also the Main Character, the beloved title name character, is named Mary, like?????
Are these all just aggressively British names?? Is THAT why they’re all here??
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lurkingindoorways · 3 days
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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lurkingindoorways · 5 days
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Picrew my beloved 🥰
I REALLY LIKE THESE SO YEAH!
Heres what ya have to do:
1. Do this picrew ⬆️
2. Tag someone!
HERES MINE :3
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Credit to the actual maker of this picrew!
Here we go then >:3
@lexyychinchillaa @aziracrowforlife @oh-margie @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @otherpeople!
HAVE FUNNNN
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lurkingindoorways · 5 days
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Malevolent ep. 41 vague spoilers
THE GIRLLSSSSS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG!!!
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lurkingindoorways · 8 days
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I am unwell
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lurkingindoorways · 9 days
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Forget the funny haha title, Bonzo gets his **own content warning.**
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lurkingindoorways · 9 days
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Annabelle be like
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So Apple Podcasts just added automatically generated transcripts and I’m dying this is so funny
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lurkingindoorways · 9 days
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So Apple Podcasts just added automatically generated transcripts and I’m dying this is so funny
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lurkingindoorways · 9 days
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you know what would be awful, if gerry got to talk to jon while he's in a computer just like jon talked to gerry when he was in a book. something something sources of information something something they'll never be able to be friends
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