I know in my soul that Mr. Bonzo is a season 1 villain. His flame is bright, but it's bound to burn out fast. I could be wrong, but I don't think he's gonna make it much further than the s1 finale. At the very least he's going to lose his significance and what is irrelevance, if not death to fictional characters.
He's featured way too prominently so early on to be the main antagonist for the entire series, he's basically a popculture reference, he doesn't even seem to have much of a goal aside from voring people on behalf of the UK government. And most damning of all: he can't monologue.
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woahhh mr bonzo giving someone a lap dance??? didnt know he was freaky like that
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Just some movies that would be better with a Mr. Bonzo appearance
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I'm sorry but every single time I see bonzo's name I immediately think of bing bong from inside out
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I have not listened to TMAGP 12 yet but I think it's ridiculous to hate Bonzo with the same passion one hates Leitner. Hate Nigel Dickerson guys. Come on.
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"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?
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As you can tell I liked Nigel and his terrible roommate situation a lot...
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"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"
Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.
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Oh boy this one is a doozy for people who don't know the ARG
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today we learned that not only is Mr. Bonzo on his way, but it would seem he would also like to stay and possibly also play
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brb, gonna draw some bazongas on a piece of paper and give it to Mr. Bonzo
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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
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