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charmstwit · 8 months
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Pollen and (not so) Platonically Pining - a Snippet
Pigeononacloud and I saw that the @hpkinktober prompt is sex pollen and Monday is omegaverse, and we decided to share a snippet of a future side along in our Stay with Me Universe. This particular side-along is very far in the future and won't be released until after we post chapter 66 in late March 2024.
Stay with Me is a Wolfstarbucks omegaverse fic where secondary genders return after generations of being suppressed. In an effort to keep newly Omega Sirius safe, Alpha Regulus claims him with a bite to his scent gland. This results in them having some not so platonic urges toward each other, which we've cheekily termed "Platonic Blackest." In Stay with Me, they never actually act on these urges.
That's not the case in the (non-canonical, what-if, not referenced at all in the main fic, totally for the fun of it) sex pollen side fic that we've been obsessing over. This is a little snippet of that.
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“Careful with that, you’re going to poke an eye out,” Regulus says, but there’s no heat behind it. 
“You intimidated by the size of my stick?” Sirius waggles his eyebrows.
Regulus rolls his eyes and gives him a shove. “You’re disgusting. After the dicking down Lupin gave you last night, really? Which I heard all of. Use a silencing charm next time.”
“You could’ve put up a silencing charm of your own if you didn’t want to hear,” Sirius says.
The tips of Regulus’s ears burn pink. “I shouldn’t have to protect myself from your hedonism.”
“Wah wah wah, I shouldn’t have to protect myself,” Sirius mimics in a high, whiny voice. “That’s you. That’s what you sound like.”
“Is not!” Regulus squawks.
“Is too,” Sirius says.
Regulus shoves him again, but harder this time, and Sirius actually goes stumbling. He’s almost caught himself when his foot snags on a tree root, and then he goes ass over tea kettle into the brush, tumbling into some huge, flowered plant.
“You cunt!” Sirius shouts, flailing wildly.
“Brother!” Regulus is at his side in an instant, grabbing Sirius’s arm and pulling him upright. “Are you hurt?”
“No, I’m wounded,” Sirius says severely, gesturing to the scratch on his elbow. Actually, he feels fine, albeit warm.
Regulus tsks over the scratch, frowning. “Your delicate omega constitution.”
Sirius glares at him. “I’m going to delicately omega my fist up your arse.”
Regulus laughs, and then he kisses Sirius.
It’s a nice kiss, actually. Regulus is cupping the back of his head, and one hand is on his hip, and Sirius is startled, sure, but the feeling fades quickly into contentment. Why don’t they kiss more? Regulus is a pretty great kisser. His mate must’ve taught him. Sirius runs his tongue along the seam of Regulus’s lips, and then Regulus makes a low, rumbling noise that makes Sirius shiver, and the contentment is replaced by a low grade burning desire.
There’s talking, but Regulus has got one thigh between Sirius’s legs and that is fucking brilliant. He’s growling a bit, too, hand tight in Sirius’s hair, and Sirius thinks about what an absolute twat he is while he grinds down against Regulus’s leg. Stupid little brother, presents alpha and thinks he can growl at Sirius. Sirius is probably going to have to take his knot. Just to, you know, prove he’s not intimidated by that kind of thing.
“Do you want me to stop you?”
It’s irrelevant, though, because Sirius has Regulus’s belt open and he pushes his hand into Regulus’s pants even as Regulus opens his mouth to answer. “I don’t–oh, oh fuck. I–I need, please.” He thrusts his hips forward into Sirius’s hand.
“If we are going to stop them, we should do it now. If we wait too long, they’ll long for each other.”
“Oh, we are already long past these two wanting each other."
“I believe it may already be too late."
“Fuck,” Remus says.
Sirius stops listening to them then. There are more important things happening, like the fact that he’s on his knees with Regulus’s hand in his hair, and Sirius is scrambling to pull Regulus’s trousers down so that he can finally taste him. Does his cock taste like bergamot too?
Regulus tugs his hair just enough to get Sirius’s attention, and Sirius looks up at him, his grey eyes almost totally black. Sirius whines, fingers curled around the waistband of Regulus’s briefs. He’s so close, and he needs so much. “Please?” Sirius begs.
“Yes,” Regulus gasps.
Sirius pulls his briefs down his thighs, whimpering when Regulus’s cock springs free. He hears a collective groan somewhere nearby as he wraps his fingers around the base and licks over the head, tasting salt and precome. Regulus moans above him, so Sirius does it again. He’s aiming for a third time when Regulus thrusts forward and his cock ends up halfway down Sirius’s throat.
Now Sirius is moaning, although the noise is muffled around his mouthful, and Regulus is fucking his face in messy, uneven thrusts. Sirius lets his jaw go lax, blinking up at Regulus. “F-Fuck,” Regulus gasps, thrusting far enough that Sirius chokes. “Fuck, you are a good omega.”
Sirius whines at that, one hand flying to his own zipper. He manages to get it undone, but then Regulus is pulling him off by the hair and pushing him back. He tumbles to the forest floor, and then Regulus is on him, yanking at his trousers. He tries to be helpful, and between the two of them they manage to get Sirius’s trousers off. Regulus flings them somewhere into the trees.
“Merlin fuck,” Remus groans, and Sirius turns his head to see Remus palming himself through his trousers.
A jolt of lust moves through Sirius; he wants to replace Remus’s hand with his mouth, wants to feel Remus’s cock brushing the back of his throat, wants to drown in his scent. “Moony,” he whines.
Abruptly he’s flipped, a mouthful of dirt his only warning before there’s a slap and stinging pain on his arse. “No,” Regulus says gruffly. 
It should hurt more than it does, but really the pain races straight to his cock, and Sirius rubs his face against his arm, moaning. “Alpha.”
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hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.
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obsob · 7 months
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hmm anyway. holds u in my arms
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abstractfrog · 6 months
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There's something on this ship that's so bad the TARDIS ran away?
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inkskinned · 11 months
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so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.
first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.
it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.
and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.
you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.
and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.
your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.
in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.
in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.
so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.
you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.
once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.
and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"
you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?
hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!
you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.
we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?
#where's the word woman in this u might wonder if u suck#good news i am nonbinary and have a uterus so that is something that can happen#im also gender fluid tho which means im immune to certain psychic damage bc if u call me a woman i'll be like <3 okay <3#writeblr#the tightrope of ''ppl need access to this''#and like also#''what the fuck is going on over there'' is like. so difficult as an activist#i was <3 punctured <3 during mine#and almost bled out on the table :) they didn't have anyone standing by bc it's ''just a little insertion''#so i started crashing and i vaguely remember apologizing for the fuss as i heard my heart rate monitor start going <3 tachycardic <3#she wasn't even a bad doctor tbh#ps btw the reason i even HAD a heart monitor is that i have a genuine heart condition and they knew GOING IN that there was a chance#i'd crash on the table#like my heart just likes to do fun little tricks and <3 stop working <3 (i do not want to discuss the specifics ty i am okay im ontop of it#and they were like 'oh u will be fine' and then she did do a puncture thru my uterus . pop!#and im sitting there dizzy and feeling my heartrate start to drop bc it feels almost. beautiful. like. the whole ground just#woosh! out from under you. and shit is like grey's anatomy. i'm looking up at her grey eyes#she's old she wears this nice shawl she's like got Cool Lesbian vibes and people are sprinting into the room#from other parts of the clinic unrelated to me. while the monitor is like a little aria singing#and shes like hey youre okay stay awake stay with me something went wrong we have to keep trying#and i remember thinking - i was trying to think of nice things. i have so many beautiful places that now overlap#with this terrible memory#i became dimly aware that there was too much on her wrists and hands. like#that was too many liters#and then when they had finished all this. i packed up and drove myself home#i have had (bad thing) happen to me. and the same feeling happened after#that numb almost lamblike bleating. you cry without noise. like. ur body is so shocked and ur mind so empty#you just stare at the road and everything everything is happening behind glass and static and you are standing so far away from it#while you hold ur hands at 10 and 2. and something in ur brain is SCREAMING at you - IT WAS BAD AND IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED#and ur just watching the alarms in your body going off and youre thinking. a little pinch! ha. i think i just lost something important.
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lilybug-02 · 1 month
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Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!
Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...
--Full Series--
Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')
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hychlorions · 2 months
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a what-if i've been thinking about for forever... trucy knowing the truth before anyone could tell her
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ohvun · 3 months
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D E V I L C H I L D >:D
I just think it'd be cool if her demonia fleur was a lil more grotesque yk?
Got super inspired seeing this post by rly cool @wigglesdtuff about a year ago and finally finished it!!:D
I ended up using a picture of a figurine to get the wings to work better bc I was s t r u g g e l i n g ;-;
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myaverageartblog · 10 months
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So I watched the Barbie movie yesterday,,, I feel like the light music club would see it together~
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angel-derangement · 7 days
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zu-is-here · 9 months
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Cross is too shy! (〃゚3゚〃) Overwrite it? :)
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Much better. ♡
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
and his (almost) anonymous infected harem ;D
designs inspired by this
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milkywayes · 12 days
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GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).
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maybe-arts · 1 month
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IT'S DONE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY!!!
If you've been following me the last month, you've seen me posting invitations to join Kirby Birthday Collab. Well, as today is 27th, I'm proud to present the result of this collab!!
This collab ended up even bigger than the last year's one. When last year we mainly had only Dream Friends (with some special guests like Morpho, Galacta and Elfilin), this year we've got characters from many more groups, including villains! We've almost left no one behind lol
The image above might be a bit scuffed (anti-AI protection, and all that), but no worries! You can click on it to see full, uncompressed image and see everyone's work that's been put into this!
A HUGE thank you to everyone who participated, and to everyone who wanted but either learned about it too late or didn't manage - don't worry! Looks like this thing might be annual from now on (or until i run out of steam lmao), so you'll get plenty of chances to join next year! Just keep your eyes peeled around March-April :3
And now, everyone who participated in this collab:
@squeak-art - Daroach, Dark Nebula and Squeakers + two bonus polaroids (the one with Nebula and the one with Squeak Squad) @sacrificecage - Hyness and Shadow Kirby @aseuki - Sectonia (absolute madlad) @giantchasm - Elfilin, Fecto Forgo + possessed Awoofy and Rick @taranzas-biggest-fan - Taranza and President Haltmann + bonus polaroid with Wave 3 trio and Kirby @sourghostsoda - Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight @spidersandtomatos - Zan Partizanne + bonus polaroid with their OC and Zan @kachikirby - Samus Aran and Francisca + bonus polaroid with Samus @eleart - Meta Knight @azumetapraline - Magolor @tinybandee - Sailor Dee and UFO @a-stardusted-sky - Landia @mementomarx - Morpho Knight @xxmooncheetosxx - Ribbon @rosakikoza - DMS and Zero @hascaple - Chuchu @deafeninggardenerpanda - Void and Arthur (also special thanks for allowing me to organize it on his server that i've been advertising all this month lol) @pixbit - Prince Fluff @eryth-arts - Susie and Flamberge @deefighter2739 - Bandee @skitty-kirby - Sword and Blade Knights @hoshi-no-mahoroa - Coo @diroxide - Fecto Elfilis @starrveria - Tiff @nausylemmyj - Adeline @thecreatorlynne (on Instagram) - Miracle Matter + bonus polaroid with all the Matters @thundermarisol - Pitch, Pick, Mine, Shiro, Nyupun and Pitch Mama @michirikapchiyyy - Falspar and Dragato @galapathy - Nonsurat and Nightmare @wybienova - Clawroline + bonus polaroid with Clawroline @mistilteinn-magolor - Gooey @superskullz64 - Spinni, Doc and Storo @starrysorry - Tuff, Fololo and Falala @tazmilygray - Elline and Keeby @icy-dark-star - Leongar @yokyoaaa - Nago and the Meta-Knights (Axe, Trident, Mace and Javelin Knights) @itsquakey/@chickenhoops - Marx @chibihuey - Drawcia, Claycia and Kine (and colored Nightmare) + bonus polaroid with four Kirbies
and yours truly was the one who combined all of this in a single piece + drew Dedede and main birthday boy himself, Kirby!
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#selfie bee#me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails#i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade#FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun#this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇`)ノ#I would also love to learn how to make a handstand#imagine if you could just make yourself upside down#but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either#but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun#it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car#I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact#I wonder how he is doing today#since that moment I think about pheasants a lot#I knew they were real but I had never seen one#just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling#right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet#get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either#I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts#also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad#but I love it
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catocappuccino · 6 months
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Hehe
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hinamie · 5 days
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summer is coming so i'm giving them the beach day they deserve
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