Pollen and (not so) Platonically Pining - a Snippet
Pigeononacloud and I saw that the @hpkinktober prompt is sex pollen and Monday is omegaverse, and we decided to share a snippet of a future side along in our Stay with Me Universe. This particular side-along is very far in the future and won't be released until after we post chapter 66 in late March 2024.
Stay with Me is a Wolfstarbucks omegaverse fic where secondary genders return after generations of being suppressed. In an effort to keep newly Omega Sirius safe, Alpha Regulus claims him with a bite to his scent gland. This results in them having some not so platonic urges toward each other, which we've cheekily termed "Platonic Blackest." In Stay with Me, they never actually act on these urges.
That's not the case in the (non-canonical, what-if, not referenced at all in the main fic, totally for the fun of it) sex pollen side fic that we've been obsessing over. This is a little snippet of that.
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“Careful with that, you’re going to poke an eye out,” Regulus says, but there’s no heat behind it.
“You intimidated by the size of my stick?” Sirius waggles his eyebrows.
Regulus rolls his eyes and gives him a shove. “You’re disgusting. After the dicking down Lupin gave you last night, really? Which I heard all of. Use a silencing charm next time.”
“You could’ve put up a silencing charm of your own if you didn’t want to hear,” Sirius says.
The tips of Regulus’s ears burn pink. “I shouldn’t have to protect myself from your hedonism.”
“Wah wah wah, I shouldn’t have to protect myself,” Sirius mimics in a high, whiny voice. “That’s you. That’s what you sound like.”
“Is not!” Regulus squawks.
“Is too,” Sirius says.
Regulus shoves him again, but harder this time, and Sirius actually goes stumbling. He’s almost caught himself when his foot snags on a tree root, and then he goes ass over tea kettle into the brush, tumbling into some huge, flowered plant.
“You cunt!” Sirius shouts, flailing wildly.
“Brother!” Regulus is at his side in an instant, grabbing Sirius’s arm and pulling him upright. “Are you hurt?”
“No, I’m wounded,” Sirius says severely, gesturing to the scratch on his elbow. Actually, he feels fine, albeit warm.
Regulus tsks over the scratch, frowning. “Your delicate omega constitution.”
Sirius glares at him. “I’m going to delicately omega my fist up your arse.”
Regulus laughs, and then he kisses Sirius.
It’s a nice kiss, actually. Regulus is cupping the back of his head, and one hand is on his hip, and Sirius is startled, sure, but the feeling fades quickly into contentment. Why don’t they kiss more? Regulus is a pretty great kisser. His mate must’ve taught him. Sirius runs his tongue along the seam of Regulus’s lips, and then Regulus makes a low, rumbling noise that makes Sirius shiver, and the contentment is replaced by a low grade burning desire.
There’s talking, but Regulus has got one thigh between Sirius’s legs and that is fucking brilliant. He’s growling a bit, too, hand tight in Sirius’s hair, and Sirius thinks about what an absolute twat he is while he grinds down against Regulus’s leg. Stupid little brother, presents alpha and thinks he can growl at Sirius. Sirius is probably going to have to take his knot. Just to, you know, prove he’s not intimidated by that kind of thing.
“Do you want me to stop you?”
It’s irrelevant, though, because Sirius has Regulus’s belt open and he pushes his hand into Regulus’s pants even as Regulus opens his mouth to answer. “I don’t–oh, oh fuck. I–I need, please.” He thrusts his hips forward into Sirius’s hand.
“If we are going to stop them, we should do it now. If we wait too long, they’ll long for each other.”
“Oh, we are already long past these two wanting each other."
“I believe it may already be too late."
“Fuck,” Remus says.
Sirius stops listening to them then. There are more important things happening, like the fact that he’s on his knees with Regulus’s hand in his hair, and Sirius is scrambling to pull Regulus’s trousers down so that he can finally taste him. Does his cock taste like bergamot too?
Regulus tugs his hair just enough to get Sirius’s attention, and Sirius looks up at him, his grey eyes almost totally black. Sirius whines, fingers curled around the waistband of Regulus’s briefs. He’s so close, and he needs so much. “Please?” Sirius begs.
“Yes,” Regulus gasps.
Sirius pulls his briefs down his thighs, whimpering when Regulus’s cock springs free. He hears a collective groan somewhere nearby as he wraps his fingers around the base and licks over the head, tasting salt and precome. Regulus moans above him, so Sirius does it again. He’s aiming for a third time when Regulus thrusts forward and his cock ends up halfway down Sirius’s throat.
Now Sirius is moaning, although the noise is muffled around his mouthful, and Regulus is fucking his face in messy, uneven thrusts. Sirius lets his jaw go lax, blinking up at Regulus. “F-Fuck,” Regulus gasps, thrusting far enough that Sirius chokes. “Fuck, you are a good omega.”
Sirius whines at that, one hand flying to his own zipper. He manages to get it undone, but then Regulus is pulling him off by the hair and pushing him back. He tumbles to the forest floor, and then Regulus is on him, yanking at his trousers. He tries to be helpful, and between the two of them they manage to get Sirius’s trousers off. Regulus flings them somewhere into the trees.
“Merlin fuck,” Remus groans, and Sirius turns his head to see Remus palming himself through his trousers.
A jolt of lust moves through Sirius; he wants to replace Remus’s hand with his mouth, wants to feel Remus’s cock brushing the back of his throat, wants to drown in his scent. “Moony,” he whines.
Abruptly he’s flipped, a mouthful of dirt his only warning before there’s a slap and stinging pain on his arse. “No,” Regulus says gruffly.
It should hurt more than it does, but really the pain races straight to his cock, and Sirius rubs his face against his arm, moaning. “Alpha.”
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so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.
first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.
it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.
and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.
you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.
and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.
your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.
in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.
in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.
so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.
you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.
once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.
and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"
you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?
hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!
you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.
we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?
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IT'S DONE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY!!!
If you've been following me the last month, you've seen me posting invitations to join Kirby Birthday Collab. Well, as today is 27th, I'm proud to present the result of this collab!!
This collab ended up even bigger than the last year's one. When last year we mainly had only Dream Friends (with some special guests like Morpho, Galacta and Elfilin), this year we've got characters from many more groups, including villains! We've almost left no one behind lol
The image above might be a bit scuffed (anti-AI protection, and all that), but no worries! You can click on it to see full, uncompressed image and see everyone's work that's been put into this!
A HUGE thank you to everyone who participated, and to everyone who wanted but either learned about it too late or didn't manage - don't worry! Looks like this thing might be annual from now on (or until i run out of steam lmao), so you'll get plenty of chances to join next year! Just keep your eyes peeled around March-April :3
And now, everyone who participated in this collab:
@squeak-art - Daroach, Dark Nebula and Squeakers + two bonus polaroids (the one with Nebula and the one with Squeak Squad)
@sacrificecage - Hyness and Shadow Kirby
@aseuki - Sectonia (absolute madlad)
@giantchasm - Elfilin, Fecto Forgo + possessed Awoofy and Rick
@taranzas-biggest-fan - Taranza and President Haltmann + bonus polaroid with Wave 3 trio and Kirby
@sourghostsoda - Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight
@spidersandtomatos - Zan Partizanne + bonus polaroid with their OC and Zan
@kachikirby - Samus Aran and Francisca + bonus polaroid with Samus
@eleart - Meta Knight
@azumetapraline - Magolor
@tinybandee - Sailor Dee and UFO
@a-stardusted-sky - Landia
@mementomarx - Morpho Knight
@xxmooncheetosxx - Ribbon
@rosakikoza - DMS and Zero
@hascaple - Chuchu
@deafeninggardenerpanda - Void and Arthur (also special thanks for allowing me to organize it on his server that i've been advertising all this month lol)
@pixbit - Prince Fluff
@eryth-arts - Susie and Flamberge
@deefighter2739 - Bandee
@skitty-kirby - Sword and Blade Knights
@hoshi-no-mahoroa - Coo
@diroxide - Fecto Elfilis
@starrveria - Tiff
@nausylemmyj - Adeline
@thecreatorlynne (on Instagram) - Miracle Matter + bonus polaroid with all the Matters
@thundermarisol - Pitch, Pick, Mine, Shiro, Nyupun and Pitch Mama
@michirikapchiyyy - Falspar and Dragato
@galapathy - Nonsurat and Nightmare
@wybienova - Clawroline + bonus polaroid with Clawroline
@mistilteinn-magolor - Gooey
@superskullz64 - Spinni, Doc and Storo
@starrysorry - Tuff, Fololo and Falala
@tazmilygray - Elline and Keeby
@icy-dark-star - Leongar
@yokyoaaa - Nago and the Meta-Knights (Axe, Trident, Mace and Javelin Knights)
@itsquakey/@chickenhoops - Marx
@chibihuey - Drawcia, Claycia and Kine (and colored Nightmare) + bonus polaroid with four Kirbies
and yours truly was the one who combined all of this in a single piece + drew Dedede and main birthday boy himself, Kirby!
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