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solaireverie · 2 months

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aa23 | put it into speed drive

summary: [ lawyer!alex albon x f!driver!reader — social media au ] alex is contracted to help you get out of trouble after you land in hot water

faceclaim: florence pugh

warnings: language, dirty jokes

author’s note: hello party people!! so happy to bring you the first installment of in their shoes, my series with @lorarri about driver!reader. chaotic reader is the love of my life frfr

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yourusername eat pasta drive fasta 🏎🍝

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user mother is mothering 😩

user i live for y/n's photodumps

user everyone say thank you y/n for feeding us!!

redbullracing let her cook 😌

user the way y/n looks at the camera in slide 2 🫣

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redbullracing Oracle Red Bull Racing is aware of the charges being brought against driver Y/N L/N. Oracle Red Bull Racing respects all official decisions and will be assisting Y/N in any legal proceedings. We ask for privacy and discretion during this period of time.

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y/nupdates y/n left the monaco police station this morning accompanied by her lawyer, alex albon. alex is also a family friend and was contracted by red bull to help y/n with any legal issues that may arise. y/n and alex left on motorcycle shortly after she was released. when asked about recent events, y/n stated that she isn't worried and that she's in good hands (implied to be alex's)

pictured above: y/n this morning, a photo captured by passerby of alex on his bike waiting for y/n, and a picture of alex found on his firm's website

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user y/n's slaying everywhere 😍 even getting arrested isn't stopping her from serving with every outfit

↪ user omg fr i love her jacket and boots

↪ user we should have a y/n style account ngl

user damn her lawyer's hotttt 😳

↪ user yeah exactly!!! so glad someone else sees my ✨ vision ✨

user lol i can already see this dude getting a migraine within the first two hours of dealing with y/n

↪ user she's a menace and while i love her for that i pity her lawyer 😂

↪ user our thoughts and prayers for mr albon 🕯🕯🕯

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effwontea ok so who was going to tell me that y/n's lawyer is hot, cute, AND good with animals - admin g 👾

what crimes do i need to commit to hire alex to defend me 😳 - admin t 💃

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user idk if anyone's noticed but he's actually in a few of her older vlogs 👀 guess they've been friends for a while

↪ user and she hasn't showed us him until now???

↪ user i went back to watch the videos with alex in them and omg they're so cute togetherrrrrr

↪ user ikr!!! did you see that part where she drives them around monaco and he's literally scared for his life but also staring at y/n with heart eyes 😍

↪ user guess this isn't the first time that y/n has terrorized alex with her driving skills then 😂

user is it just me or are they really freaking adorable together

↪ user omg fr!! he balances out her chaos and she makes him laugh so much ❤️ my heart can't take this

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yourusername everyone say thank you to alex_albon's savior complex 😌 love u 🫶

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user did she just... hard launch???

↪ user i think???????

↪ user knowing y/n she kept him a secret just for the chaos 😂

georgerussell63 about time, mate!

↪ landonorris thanks a lot for making me lose my bet with george 🙄

↪ alex_albon what were you two even betting on?

↪ yourusername when i would get arrested and you'd have to defend me in court 😜 btw georgerussell63 i expect dinner from whatever lando needs to give you

alex_albon love you too (even if you exhaust me sometimes 🙃)

↪ yourusername don't lie, you like it 😘

user so now on top of dealing with y/n in court he has to deal with her every day 😭 thoughts and prayers dude

↪ yourusername i promised to behave in public if he lets me misbehave in private 😉

↪ alex_albon you call that behaving???

↪ landonorris ewww get a room

↪ yourusername get a win 🤷‍♀️

↪ georgerussell63 MIC. DROP.

↪ landonorris alex_albon can i hire you to sue y/n and george for emotional damage

↪ alex_albon i'm afraid that you're on your own 😔 i have no intention of stepping into a courtroom with y/n ever again

↪ yourusername guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!

↪ alex_albon lando because he insists that we've adopted him?

↪ yourusername correct ✅

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delopsia · 4 months

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Ok so I’m assuming Rhett is 30 ish because Lewis is 30 (almost 31 in like a month) but like Rhett with reader who is younger than him by a good number of years (reader being 23 at youngest probably) what’s the relationship like? Was he super reluctant at first because of the gap? How do we meet him? How does the family feel? What if he’s her first “real” boyfriend? How would he react to reader asking him to take their v card?

When I tell you that this has been stuck in my head since you sent me this, oh my GOD. I've been meaning to write this concept with Rhett and Bobby for over a year and keep forgetting to 🤤 I got a little carried away. Hope y'all don't mind 🤍

Canonically, Rhett is twenty-four, but I think we as a collective have chosen to ignore that 💃 here's my proof post on that, if you're curious 💕 TLDR: Rhett was born June 12th, 1996, and OR S1 takes place in November 2020

For the sake of this post, I'll just leave it and say he's noticeably older than the reader ✨ I don't want to set a specific age for him and accidentally exclude someone :(

I like to view an older version of Rhett as someone who's still into the rodeos; he's gotten up there in the bull riding ranks, and though he's a year or two away from aging out of it, he's still up there kicking ass when you first encounter him. It's your first time coming to this rodeo, and you're not sure what to think when you see him leaned up against the fence in that quiet, rugged glory so many cowboys seem to carry. Older than the rest of the riders, so jaded by buckle bunnies that he hardly notices the ones trying to get his attention.

The first time you walk past him, he lifts the corner of his lip and nods his head toward you as if to say hello. Some simple little thing that gets you smiling, hoping to high heaven that your friends don't notice the sudden weakness in your knees. Three Sundays in a row, you go to the rodeo with your friends, and three Sundays in a row, you walk past him on your way to the food trucks. Three Sundays in a row, he smiles and nods his head at you.

You think he's just being nice.

Rhett just thinks you're hot.

But he's too tired of entertaining relationships with folks who only want him for what lurks beneath his championship buckle and to tell all their friends they fucked a real cowboy. It was fun when he was younger, but after a while, like most things, it gets old.

So when he sees you at the bar after a rodeo one night, he doesn't think too much about it. Sneaks a few glances at you out the corner of his eye, sure, quietly wondering how pretty his name would sound coming out of your mouth, but that's it.

Until some hotshot decides that he's going to give you hell while your friends are in the bathroom. And Rhett's within the perfect earshot to get rightfully pissed off. He's not particularly one to get into someone else's business, but he's also not too fond of this whole "badger someone 'till they give what you want" technique the younger boys have been employing recently.

"'s this guy botherin' ya?" He asks, in that gravelly voice, his elbow propping against the bar, speaking to you but his eyes never once leaving the steer wrestler giving you trouble. He's got a history with this kid; this isn't their first confrontation.

Of course, you don't know that when the younger man goes nose-to-nose with Rhett. But oh, if it doesn't make you the slightest bit dizzy when Rhett's jaw hardens at your meek 'yes.'

He only means to scare the guy off and go back to watching his buddy eat shit at the pool table, but your friends are taking forever to come back, and he's found himself offering to sit with you until they do. You're asking his name, and he's ashamed to admit that his heart jumps at the sound of his name on your tongue.

You don't seem to care all that much about the age difference, and Rhett's got no reason to be concerned; your age doesn't end in 'teen,' and you can legally drink, but he's found himself a touch hesitant to flirt with you. Isn't all that fond of breaking his heart over another sweetheart who stumbled into Wabang.

But you just keep running into each other. You're in line with him at a food truck; he sees you at a rodeo bonfire and chats you up until your friends are begging to head home. He's given you his number, and he's catching himself looking for you at the end of his rides.

And then he's busting his left shoulder after a ride, and somehow, he's found himself outside of the ambulance, being backed up against a wall as you kiss him hard on the mouth. It's the first kiss he's had in years, and your hands on his big chest are the sweetest thing he's ever felt. It's everything, and it takes every ounce of his will to draw your hand off of his belt buckle.

"Y' don't wanna do that," his whispered warning drips off his tongue like honey, and oh do you want a taste, "'m 'fraid if I let ya have me, I might follow ya 'round for the rest of my life."

He really doesn't know what to do when you smile and ask, "But what if that's what I want?"

How he survived that, he doesn't know. But a kiss-filled conversation ends in him agreeing to take you on a real, proper date. He takes you to Odessa's diner for lunch, pulls your chair out for you, and never lets you touch a door, and he gets along with you so well. It helps a lot that he's been on a funky little life path that has given him many of the same experiences as you. There's an age gap, sure, but his stage of life isn't too different from your own. Especially because he was a bit of a late bloomer with this whole 'adult' thing. The perks of being emotionally stunted by Royal...

Rhett doesn't differ that much if he's your first boyfriend; he's sickeningly sweet, regardless. No amount of experience or inexperience will stop him from going all out on you; if there's one thing his momma did, it was raise him right. You might as well be royalty. That being said, he's happy to take the lead (or give it up) depending on your experience level.

The relationship isn't all that different from how it would be if he was your age. There are some generational references that take time to understand, and Rhett's age shows the most when you try teaching him to use Instagram, but that's a given. He's a little bit smug when you're with him in public, especially at rodeos. He knows he's struck gold, and he intends to show you off as much as you're comfortable with. Protective, too. Those bull riders know better than to linger and try their luck with you. More times than you can count, you've overheard the whispered warning, "That one's Rhett's."

Rolls his eyes when you (affectionately) call him old man...

To be fair, Rhett does try to wait until a few weeks into your relationship to start getting intimate; he wants to take things slow with you, but then you're cupping him through his jeans, and he's breathless as you massage him through the fabric. And when you sit in his lap, wrap your arms around his broad shoulders, and grind your ass down into him? He's a goner.

If you're a virgin, then he's extra careful with you. Takes some more time to draw your clothes off, slow as he kisses down your belly until he can run his tongue up your sweet little pussy. But he's obscene about it, regardless. Groaning around your clit, letting you yank on his hair all you need. Frustrates you to no end because you're trying so hard to get him to fuck you, and all he wants to do is eat you out. Four times. Four times, you rile him up, and the most progress you make is getting his jeans off. He doesn't mean to upset you, he's just a whore for giving oral.

Until that one time at the bar when you hauled him into a bathroom stall, dropped to your knees, and wrapped your mouth around him before he could get under your skin.

That got him. You couldn't take all of him, gagging every time his plush tip hit the back of your throat, but his knees were shaking. Moans muffled by the palm of his hand. Trying his best to pull you off when he came and damn near hit the floor when you instead chose to swallow him down.

Again, if you're a virgin, then there isn't a huge difference in how he treats you when he takes your virginity. Not out of impatience or anything of the sort, but it's your first time together. He's going to treat you like a virgin regardless. Overusing the lube as he introduces you to a thick, calloused finger, watching your reaction for the slightest hint of pain. "'s this hurt? No? You sure?"

Annoyingly pushes the tip of his cock against you, then lets it slide through your folds, obsessed with the sight of it. But just as you're going to complain, he finally nudges inside, and it silences you completely.

If there is one thing about Rhett Abbott, it's that he's huge in more ways than one. Splitting you open in all the right ways, big hands stroking up and down your skin, whispering the filthiest things into your ears. "Think 'm almost too big for your lil pussy, angel." "Shhh, we'll make it fit. Jus' relax 'round me." "'s that feel good, sweetheart? Y' like bein' stretched 'round my cock like that?"

He ruins you either way. You never pegged yourself to be this insatiable, riding him in his truck, fucking him outside the bar, in bathroom stalls, cheap hotel rooms, bending over the hood of his truck while he had a flat tire. It's not your fault; Rhett's just that damn good, and he's somehow able to match you entirely. Rolls his eyes a little, sure, but he's just doing that to annoy you. "This old man fucks you that good, hm? Cute little pussy ain't satisfied 'till I pump it nice 'n full of my cum?"

Sometimes, he tells you he's too tired for sex and then turns around and pounces on you because he heard you whimper once and had a second burst of energy.

Which...is how your relationship gets found out. He's left a mark on your collar, and at some point, you bend down to pick up a fork you dropped, and it gets noticed. So you either got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner and lost, or you have a little someone.

The worst part is telling everyone how old he is. Rhett's got this funny charm where he looks younger than he actually is, and it nearly makes someone choke at the dinner table. And Rhett's not the best with people, but he's quick to make a good impression. He's like a fine wine; he's gotten better as he's aged.

You'll likely never meet Rhett's family, and if you do, it's a handful of times for no longer than two hours. After Rhett moved out, there's been tension every time he sees his folks. He was supposed to stay and spend his life helping the ranch, to honor his family loyalties, not run off and find love in someone else. Cecelia's sweet, doesn't say anything about the age gap, so long as you're both happy. Royal...you don't know what he said, but you had to grab Rhett by the belt to reign him in.

All that being said, Rhett's a sweetheart to you, regardless of your age gap. There are some differences that wouldn't be there if he was your age, but he's keen to work on those things together. Rhett doesn't fall in love often, but when he does, he falls hard, and he's going to give you the world. Even if you do call him old man every now and then.

Like I said...I got carried away

#rhett abbott #rhett abbott x reader #delgato's asks

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onsunnyside · 2 years

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rough arcadia boys / needy bunny!reader with degradation along with aftercare for the feeling slutty party 🤭🤭

rough you say 🌚 how about some degrading aftercare (so not really aftercare?)

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Major Crossover—dark alpha!fratboys!: Ari Levinson, Steve Rogers, Curtis Everett, Ransom Drysdale, Andy Barber x omega!reader [dark A/B/O college AU, one reader, HC Verse]

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | dark, non-con/dub-con, a/b/o dynamics, mean/dark!cevans characters, manipulation, obsessive & possessive behaviour, misogyny (within A/B/O designations), smut - minors dni, coercion, jealousy, major power imbalance, heavy dom/sub undertones, size difference, daddy kink, size kink, breeding kink, dirty talk, showerhead… stuff…‘cleaning,’ dumbification, degradation, overstimulation, dacryphilia, pussy slapping, choking, implied/mentions of: lots of fucking and creampies.

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | Your alphas give you ‘aftercare’ after: The Hunt

𝗪/𝗖 | 874

𝗔/𝗡 | ok this made me sweat which isn’t good considering it’s fucking hot already, but dear god, i love these dark filthy men.

˗ˏˋ𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭ˎˊ˗

💃𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

You weep into Andy’s chest as other rough hands pry your legs apart, pinning them to either side of the tub. Colours dance on the inside of your eyelids, morphing into the shapes of your mates, even with your eyes shut, they haunt you.

“Look at that fuckin’ mess.” Ransom snorts, “And, you were scared about taking two cocks in the same hole. You handled it like a champ, babe, congrats.”

“Real romantic, dumbass.” Steve swats his head, glaring at his adoptive brother before glancing at you. The small little omega in Andy’s arms, trembling and crying—oh, he loves it. “You okay, pet?”

You desperately shake your head, whimpering brokenly when the water pressure picks up. The showerhead is aimed between your sore thighs, the hard stream landing right on your well-used and ruined cunt, and worst of all, your oversensitive clit.

“What’s wrong?” Curtis asks from the other side of the tub, naked as you and Andy.

He fought Ransom for the pleasure of ‘cleaning’ you, you already played with her before, stop being selfish is what Ransom said, but anyone who knew Curtis knew he was never one to back down, and I’ll play with her again if I want, now be good and I’ll let you watch, pretty boy. Ransom just rolled his eyes and snagged the closest spot to you, getting the perfect view of your cum filled holes.

“N-Not aftercare. You said—”

“This is aftercare.” Ari sinks to knees next to you, reaching forward to cup your cheek. He wipes the tears from your skin, before bringing them to his mouth, tasting your despair. “For all of us, we need to wind down after all that.”

The water shoots out onto your cunt, aimed directly at your button. You cry out loudly, thrashing in their hold but it’s fruitless. You’re too weak, just an omega, and they’re your alphas, far bigger and more muscular than you. The stimulation is too much, sending hot bolts of pain throughout your body and making your stomach tighten.

“Yeah, don’t be a brat, pet.” Andy kisses the side of your head, inhaling your scent, “Don’t you want us to be taken care of too?”

You did, didn’t you? You didn’t know. They weren’t the ones passed around like a toy, used and fucked until passing out.

“Thought—was supposed to be soft… sweet…gentle.” You sniffle wetly, feeling the cum leaking out of your fuckholes, you don’t dare to watch it disappear down the drain as the showerhead shuts off. “Not so much, please. So sensitive.”

Between your legs, Curtis clenches his teeth, watching your swollen clit glimmer. He’s salivating at the mere sight of you so broken and submissive, his cock thickening unabashedly. He knows he isn’t the only one hard, and he definitely has no shame in being the only one exposed. There’s still someone’s (probably more than one person’s) seed leaking out of your holes, but it’s less than when they began.

He massages up your leg, squeezing the flesh, “But, you’re so wet, baby. We can’t leave you like this.”

“Good daddies don’t leave their pets all worked up—especially when she’s been so good.” Ransom pipes up, tightening his hold on your knee. “Your poor pussy is all drippy, sweetie, I know you can’t see it right now, but you feel it and you want us. I know you do.”

“Don’t lie,” Steve warns, blue eyes set in a glare. “You’ve been so good, don’t be stupid and ruin that streak.”

The stream starts up again, going along the inside of your thighs, closer to your centre. Your heart races in your chest when Ari tugs on your hard nipples. “That’s w-water.”

Steve dips his fingers into your slit, dragging up slowly and rubbing your button. He holds his hand inches from your face, spreading his digits, “Such a dumb little thing… Does this look like water to you?” It doesn’t, it’s stringy and slick, and smells like you.

But you can’t take anymore—you can’t.

“I warned you, baby.” The blond stands, stripping off his clothes as Ari and Ransom follow suit. “It’s like you wanna be punished.”

You try to get up, but Andy locks you into his body, keeping you pinned to his chest with his bicep around your neck. “Don’t even think about it.”

Their lengths spring up as if they hadn’t pumped you full and covered you in their seed less than an hour ago.

Curtis tsks with a smirk, “We can’t blame her, she’s just a dumb little pet. Poor babies like her don’t know any better.”

“Is that true, pet? You’re so stupid you think it’s okay to lie to us?” Ransom strokes his cock, watching the tears stream down your cheeks. “God, I’m gonna fuck her until she doesn’t have any tears left.”

“P-Please don’t—”

“Shut up.” Steve swats your cunt in quick succession, each spank harder than the last, “Stupid lying omegas don’t deserve to speak.”

Ari collects your tears again, sucking them off his fingers. He looks down at you with twisted sympathy, “You shouldn’t have lied, honey. We taught you better.”

Andy flexes his arm, cutting off your air momentarily. “Now, just be a good pet if you want to breathe.”

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a-trick-or-two-with-lepers · 1 year

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I finally watched Swedish Christ Superstar

Remember how I did a whole deep dive into the 2018 one? Yeah well, I was gonna try to do that with this version, but it is so unbelievably, completely, utterly, insanely unhinged that I just had to have my post about it match the energy. So without further ado, here are my literal first reaction notes to Jesus Christ Superstar (2014 Swedish Arena Tour).

Overture-

• Ooh the stuttering guitar is so metal

• Love the outfits, give me more apocalyptic leather headbanging nonsense

• Love how the choreo goes with the music rather than pure immediate chaos

• Admittedly the orchestra could be a bit better, but not terrible

• The shopping cart is my favorite character

• This feels almost interpretive

• Ok. Jesus is hot

• Draculacore

• Is he orgasming?

• I think that's an appropriate tone to be set

• I will say, I like productions with more color, but I see the style they're going for and I don't dislike it

Heaven on their minds-

• I like how they translated the lyrics to sound good in Swedish

• Also gives extra context and connotation to the words

• Love judas' mesh top!

• Really good singer wow

• This is how the song is supposed to be sung!!!

• I like boys with long hair hehehehe

• Symbolic that jesus is sleeping while judas is trying to get him to listen. Shows how closed off and resigned to his fate he was

• And also how no matter how hard judas tried he would never really be heard

• Painted nails!

• The subtitles said fuck? Lol

• I seriously love this guy's voice

• Oh my god they're so boyfriends

What's the buzz/Strange thing mystifying-

• Jesus is serving so much cunt

• So. Much. Touching.

• AHAHAHAHAGSVSBAZHDVWH THEYRE SO BOYFRIENDS HWWGGA

• Yes Maria feed him that orange

• "A man like him" you mean... 💅?

Everythings alright-

• I really like Mary's voice and look

• Mommy vibes fs

• He's in the shopping cart hhahahaha

• The masculine urge to sleep in a shopping cart while wearing shades

This jesus must die-

• Caiaphas sounds like a toad LMAO

• "It's seduction! It's blasphemy!" -Christians watching this 😭

• Caiaphas saying "STOP" such a jumpscare

• They kept the jesus is cool line and for that this is now one of my favorite productions

• AND THEY SAID IT TWICE AM I IN HEAVEN??

• Well I won't be after watching this 😌

• Caiaphas has a pretty cool voice ngl, my timbers are shivered

• HELIKOPTER 🚁 HELIKOPTER 🚁

Hosanna-

• A bit faster rendition that's neat

• Interesting how judas is participating in the fray

• It's so nice to see his character happy for once though

• The jesus balloons are killing me

Simon zealotes/poor jerusalem-

• Ooh it's a fight

• The ladies are sangin and dancin 💃

• THEY SAID FUCK AGAIN

• Well okay I'm just gonna give up on the notion that this play will be family appropriate in any manner, it's better that way anyway

• Pretty cool how the choreo is militaristic, as well as the costuming

• They way Simon is pronounced 😃

• I am unilingual my brain is incapable of not making a joke about that

• Jesus your nail polish is chipping baby fix that

Pilates dream-

• Love pilates robe, very pretty

• Ok but the sparkly suit is better

The temple-

• Fuck counter: 3

• They have a bit more speaking in this version which I really don't mind

• The lyrics make it really clear how the crowds used their connection to God to justify their actions, an issue which is still prevalent today

• Annas shaking that tail go off

• Jesus jumpscare

• He called it "A whorehouse" 💀

• The beggars all have little hand lights, that creates a really cool effect

• Wow the music got really fast

I don't know how to love him-

• Yayy Mary hi Mary hi 😍🥰👋

• Da smoochy???

• Judas ain't gonna be happy bout this

• Her voice is so good!!

• Interesting how jesus is awake for this

• ITS JUDAS HE'S PEEKING

• Uh oh

Damned for all time/blood money-

• OH NO

• MY BOY GOT SLAPPED

• HE JUST WANTED A SMOOCH

• Ok now it just feels like he's betraying him cause he got rejected 😭

• Annas is such a little shit oh my god

• He's giving Draco Malfoy vibes somehow

The last supper-

• Act 2 baby here we go

• Okay so he's dragging them to absolute hell, love that for you jesus

• The girls are FIGHTING!

• "Tell us what happened to the good vibes" I'm loving this translation

• Judas actor once again killing it, he has a really lovely rock voice

• The apostles throwing shade at judas and planning to blame him in the gospels 😙🤌

• This shit crazy

Gethsemane-

• Ok I'm gonna try to be serious for this once

• So far pretty good

• The lyrics are hitting the important parts of the song I feel

• HE GOT THE NOTE!

• Pretty damn good

• My bias still lies with Neeley but that wasn't gonna change really

• I like how he made the g5 actually part of the song rather than separating it. This whole performance is actually very natural and easy to watch

• The last verse goes so incredibly hard

• *rips shirt open*

• 👌

The arrest-

• Here it is the kiss

• Here we go

• Literally the only part of this play I'd seen before

• Okay that's just. So romantic. JESUS kissed JUDAS! What a twist!

• "Why did you date a whore" goddamn

Peter's denial-

• Annas is basically the main character he's in so many songs

Pilate and christ-

• "Yeah we know you're 'hot'" I mean 😏

• Fuck counter: 4

• My notes are seriously lacking I apologize

King herods song-

• Herod is me I am Herod

• Me in my robe on a Monday morning imposing judgement onto others:

• Did they just use a slide whistle?

• Goofy ahh sound effects 💀

• "Fine I'll do it myself- look, no hands 😚"

• He's my favorite

• Herod being silly and goofy:🤪

• Jesus: 😐

• Loved that

Could we start again please-

• Fuck counter: 5

• Not the song I expected it to be in tbh

• Maybe it doesn't hold the same weight in Sweden

• "How are we going to explain it so it looks good on paper?" This is a new angle that is actually really interesting, and reminds me that the Bible is pretty much ancient RPF

• Yay they included the ensemble

Judas death-

• "For one measly kiss" I'd call that kiss a lot of things but measly does not come to mind

• He is talking to jesus instead of christ

• Something tells me this production is not very religious 🤔

• Which I am very ok with

• He's goin through it

• He's got the rock screams going on 🤘love it

• RIP Judas, too gay to live 😔

Trial before pilate-

• He called Jesus a clown, bitch this isn't Godspell

• Ouchie

• That's a lot of blood

• It's easy to overact in the role of pilate and this guy isn't doing that, which is good

Superstar-

• I prefer when Judas is wearing white in this song, but the glittery red robe kinda slays ngl

• And once again judas is a pretty boy

• They kept the "jesus christ, Jesus christ, who are you what have you sacrificed" line in English

• Oop the robe is off

• Get those dance moves judas damn

• This is insane

• What is happening

• Why am I turned on

John 19:41-

• Ooh this is rather scary

• The way its literally just him on stage suffering is pretty intense

• IT IS FINISHED

Hope you enjoyed sluts

#jesus christ superstar #jesus christ superstar 2014 #swedish christ superstar #jcs #jcs 2014 #unhinged #i'm definitely ok what are you talking about #chaos #first reaction

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reidsaurora · 2 years

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POV: Your Instagram If You Were Dating Spencer Reid (part four: aesthetics edition)

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yn.yln your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me <3

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bbygirlpg my fav lovebirds 🦢🤍

missgreenaway the caption's cute 😉

↳ yn.yln you heard it here first, folks! @/missgreenaway is a directioner

↳ missgreenaway @/yn.yln this acc is a stan acc tbh

jenjareau stop, the fact that his hand practically swallows yours 😭✋🏻

↳ yn.yln 🎥 caught JJ crying in 4K

↳ jenjareau @/yn.yln it's that time of the month ok 🤧

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yn.yln a sleepy pup 🥺

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reiditandweep I miss her 😭

↳ yn.yln we miss you too!! 😭 have fun spending time with Mama Reid tho 🥰

aaronhotch "i wanna meet her!" - Jack

↳ yn.yln hold on, we're otw 🚘🏃‍♀️

↳ aaronhotch @/yn.yln what does otw mean

↳ emprentiss @/aaronhotch why are u such an old man

↳ aaronhotch @/emprentiss @/yn.yln ... so no one's gonna tell me what it means?

kcallahan what a cutie!!! me, Meg, and CJ wanna meet her soon!

↳ yn.yln we'd love to have you! 🥰

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yn.yln "we never realize how frozen we are until someone starts to melt our ice" - Bridgett Devoue

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reiditandweep you surely melted the ice in my heart... because you're so hot 😌

↳ morgan.derek damn, pretty boy got moves

↳ doclewis ✨️ew✨️

↳ yn.yln awww, i love you, lover boy ☺️

bbygirlpg such a cute picture! i wonder who took it 😉

↳ yn.yln 📸 credit: @/bbygirlpg

dralexblake aww, you two are adorable!!

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yn.yln you got me spinning 🎡

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missgreenaway tell me why i read that to the tune of "my humps" by the black eyed peas

↳ yn.yln 💃 she got me spendin, spending all your money on me and spending time on me 💃

reiditandweep it makes my head spin every time i try to comprehend how i got so blessed with you 😘

emprentiss i hate being sappy but this is such a cute photo of you guys

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yn.yln hot girl walk featuring miss minnie

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reiditandweep i had to rescue Minnie about 15 seconds after this was taken because @/yn.yln tripped on a crack and almost took Minnie with her

↳ yn.yln stop exposing me

lukealvez so when's the pup playdate happening

↳ yn.yln aldgsksgakgdks any time pls i'd sob

thedavidrossi i might as well hop on the bandwagon. when can uncle dave come visit her?

↳ yn.yln any time you'd like, uncle dave 🥺

↳ emprentiss @/yn.yln tell me why i'm obsessed with the idea of rossi hanging out with a puppy?

↳ yn.yln @/emprentiss an interaction i was not expecting but definitely one i needed

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yn.yln all i need are you and sunsets ☀️

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reiditandweep all i need are you and coffee 😌

↳ emprentiss and sugar. don't forget the 26 teaspoons of sugar for the coffee.

↳ reiditandweep @/emprentiss i don't use THAT much sugar

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep u do tho

thedavidrossi can it be? the kid isn't wearing mismatch socks?

↳ yn.yln technically they were still mismatched since they were two different brands

missgreenaway feat. his long ass legs

↳ reiditandweep STOP BULLYING MY LEGS 😭✋🏻

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yn.yln hot couple crossing 🛑

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dralexblake i love how artsy this is 🥰❤️

morgan.derek hot couple crossing? well, me and Sav better get down there asap

↳ yn.yln y'all are pretty hot 😌

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln cheating on me with my best friend right in front of me? smh

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep LMAO U GOT JOKES NOW??

bbygirlpg my fav hot couple 😍 (sorry @/morgan.derek)

↳ morgan.derek the betrayal smh

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yn.yln i heart u 😚🫶

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reiditandweep i heart u too 🤗❤

↳ doclewis i don't heart these sappy comments

↳ yn.yln @/doclewis i heart how ur just here to bully me and Spencer

jenjareau beautiful sunset and a beautiful couple!

kcallahan this is cute and all but we want more pup pics

↳ yn.yln check the work family gc 🤪

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yn.yln big girl tried the swings today 🥺🥲

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bbygirlpg shut up, she's so cute

reiditandweep i love how you're treating her like a toddler

↳ yn.yln she's our toddler shhh

lukealvez i was looking at this with Roxy beside me and she started wagging her tail when she looked at

↳ yn.yln alsgalsgaksgsj stop 😭

aaronhotch i see she's wearing the collar Jack gifted you guys 😂

↳ yn.yln we love it!! he did a great job at picking it out!

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yn.yln something tells me i'm gonna love him forever #eatdrinkandbemarreid

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bbygirlpg you don't know how hard it was to keep this secret 😭 i'm so excited for you guys!! you're gonna make a beautiful bride!

↳ yn.yln definitely a surprise! thanks for snapping so many beautiful pictures of us!

kcallahan STOP!!! THE HASHTAG 😭

↳ yn.yln i came up with it all on my own 😭

thedavidrossi congrats, kids! let's hope it lasts longer than my marriages 😶

↳ yn.yln LMAO WE'RE PLANNING ON IT

aaronhotch congratulations, you two! you were made for each other. i can't wait to see what your marriage journey has in store 💒

↳ yn.yln is anyone else seeing this -

↳ emprentiss @/yn.yln it looks like Hotch showing emotions but i don't believe it

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln @/emprentiss i think my brain just exploded trying to comprehend Hotch being nice

thesimmonsfam congrats, you guys!! married life is the best, you're gonna love it! - K.

↳ yn.yln thank you so much, Kristy! i def know who to come to if we ever need advice 🥰

reiditandweep the easiest decision i've ever had to make! i can't wait to spend forever with you, my darling 😘💕

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i have a few things to address 💀

(1) the comments on this one kinda suck bc i was struggling with them 🤣 idk if i'm getting burnout or what but these comments are awful 💀

(2) idk if i wrote Kristy accurately bc i actually haven't met her yet 😶 so if i wrote her inaccurately, pls tell me

(3) you'll notice that Kate said "me, Meg, and CJ" and that is bc... i headcanon that Kate gave birth to a boy and CJ stands for "Chris Jr" after her husband 🤣

anyway yeah, i hope you guys enjoyed! lmk if you guys want more of these with the aesthetic style pics!

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takekawa · 26 days

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expanding on this while sick off my tits to give me something else to focus on

i love when bitches are CRAZY and/or pathetic which is admittedly funny thinking about my favorite beautiful lovely obeyme wife Solomon who is you know. not THAT crazy and not pathetic in the way i like. like he’s competent and his blustering social incompetence is in the “he just doesn’t know he’s kinda weird and mildly ominous at times” way not the “pathetic whimpering animal” (mammon) (leviathan) way i usually go for

although admittedly im just a sucker for the ‘jovial wizard who is definitely threatening’ trope. merlin fate. shahmat dirtycrown. in hindsight it’s funny all of these guys have white hair. would all be fluffy long white hair if Solomon didn’t have that fuckass cut

obey me in general is such a funny series for me to be into bc like. No one in it is THAT crazy due to the medium/target audience (except belphie I respect whatever the fuck is wrong with him) but they all still enchant me so bad. admittedly im reinterpreting them a teensy bit in my head to be bigger creeps because i have a rare disease where if i don’t make every character a little bit of a yandere stalker ill die. whatever. my vision is true

off the top of my head like

lucifer ok I can’t actually fuck this one bc he lives in my head and regularly talks to me but he’s still moe moe kyun. exhausted brat-tamer father is inherently crack cocaine to me. Cannot say more and still look that alter in the eye. my bad peepaw

satan HATER NATION REPRESENT 💥💥💃 also him being such a stuffy serious nerd gushing about cats is moe. Meow for me boy

beel definitely the least interested in him bc of how aggressively normal he is but it’s fine he’s smexy. and presumably built like a chubbier laios. Sultry little whore body type

belphie gotta love a guy who fakes being your friend to turbo murder you then goes back to being your friend with the limpest apology ever as if the attempted murder and false friendship wasn’t even that big a deal. love you casual psychopath. also a siscon so bonus points

mammon pathetic dog who would wear a leash if you asked him too and act really indignant the whole time like this is SUCH an ordeal UGH he’s so above this (he’s been nuclear levels of wet the entire time)

asmo see appearance wise im not interested. But. not a clue if im bastardizing his character but ive been assuming his total obsession (the like… measuring your body and pointing out tiny traits of yours that are cute/changed scene comes to mind) is in the “he’s definitely stalking you” vindictive possessive way. throwing dead birds at the window whenever you’re hanging out with someone else. starting shit on his fifth alternate instagram account so it doesn’t look like it’s HIM stirring the pot every time you don’t respond to his texts immediately. I like to think he’s very petty and pissy but that’s admittedly my debilitating stalker kink talking

levi pathetic ass neet nerd with zero game you enchant me. bend over while watching mid harem anime boy

the extraneous cast (outside of Solomon) i am woefully less knowledgeable on but at a glance i do like all of them. simeon is obscenely hot and also motherly-but-ominous (sexy). mephi seems like a raging cunt which i respect but he is a devoted cuck so we can’t fuck. diavolo is married to lucifer but i do respect the whole ‘outwardly jovial but will use his status to make you do what he says’ schebang. he’d aggravate the fuck out of me but i can’t diss the hustle

who the fuck else is there. barbatos is also a devoted cuck but i like how cunty and rude he is. luke does not hit the notes i like in that way but he’s a funny little guy i enjoy him. no fucking clue what the one woman with a number name im forgetting does but i like her fit and vibe

#blue moon personal post #many thoughts occuring in my head all the time about characters i just do not Post them #i love you crazy bitches #rambling about obey me in this but it’s obscenely funny whenever the crazy bitches i like overlap with my kins #(kylar is that.)

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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sending in another request (hopefully that's allowed!!) because lmao I have to make you be gay online 😤 /j

Character: 🤡 (again, I'll let you pick lol)

Scenario: 💃

Sentence: ⚫️

(and afab!reader lol)

(let's also pretend that this isn't just like an absolute fantasy of mine!)

Sway

general!harley quinn x female!reader/dancing meda you can do whatever you want because i love you u-u minors DNI!! 🔞 500 words, cw: it's just fluff, so much fluff, and a kiss! requests are closed • kofi link • minors DNI • tag: finnie500

She was a lot more graceful than you. Balanced, light on her feet. There was no doubt she was a better dancer, and could be sprawling out over the floor, one complicated move after the other, footwork impeccable, looking as though she might be gliding on ice, floating on air.

But Harley stood still, swaying from side to side with you, her arms wrapped around your waist and her head resting on your shoulder as she hummed to the music. As you looked around you, at the other couples, the people sitting around the dancefloor, watching everyone, it felt like they were focused just on you and Harley, watching and judging. Because regardless of how often she held you, kissed you, pushed you to dance with her, you still couldn’t help but feel that you weren’t quite…enough.

Harley was adorable, beautiful, hot. Desirable, in a terrifying kind of way. Terrifying in an incredibly arousing way. Sweet and smart enough that she always got what she wanted, and who she wanted, and you couldn’t quite believe that you were the person she was willing to settle on.

Sensing your unease, something she was particularly good at, she lifted her head, inquisitive look on her face, brows raised and smile forming a frown.

“You don’t look good, sug’! You ok?”

“I’m fine…I’m…yeah I’m ok.”

“Hmmm…”

She lifted your arm and spun underneath it, on her return to face you she pressed in close, her nose to yours, eyes wide.

“Boop! Oooh…maybe we should go get some fresh air? You didn’t even kinda smile there!”

Before you had a chance to play it off, pretend that the invite to the balcony wasn’t a literal dream come true, she already had your hand, stomping through the crowds, her regular, brash charm separating them like waves.

You both leaned your elbows down against the railing, silently taking in the moment, the way the stars shone, the clouds that obscured half of the moon. It was nice out here, you could breathe. The perils of dating an outgoing, social butterfly. You rarely had a minute alone with her. Which meant that while it was an exciting and whirlwind romance, there hadn’t been many sweet moments where you could just be you, the two of you, quiet and vulnerable.

In this rare situation, where both of you had been quiet for more than five minutes, you moved your hand slowly towards her, meeting it quicker than expected to find she was reaching for you. An awkward giggle, wide smiles on both of your faces. In sync, you both sighed as you stared up at the sky, a deep blue instead of black this evening. Blue like her eyes.

You turned to her, finding her turning to you at the same time.

“Wow…”

You interrupted each other as you spoke.

“You look beautiful.”

A solidifying notion that you were meant to be, same thoughts, same feelings, same appreciation. The calm romance didn’t last long, before you were receiving a swift punch the arm.

“Jinx! Now you gotta buy me a drink, and I have expensive tastes bub!”

She trotted off back inside, and you followed, pleased that you got to be the one she punched.

#finnie500 #finnie writes #harley quinn #harley quinn x reader

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toji-girl · 2 months

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Lactating reader and satoru and some weird yet hot sex position🙏🤲💃🙇

ok, so maybe I wasn't looking in the right place but I'm pretty sure my FBI agent thinks I have some pretty interesting kinks LMAO but for the life of me, I couldn't find anything like that where'd he be able to suck some tits and I searched quite a few websites, a lot of the positions had the female laying face down or the way Satoru would need to turn I'd think he'd need an exorcism kdjfbjibe

if you still want me to write this let me know! it just might not be a super cool position :( also, do you want to him nurse from reader?

#💌incoming #tw: lactation kink

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playtimepalace · 6 months

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this is sam sorry for long

it’s so cute when you talk about being flustered irl by the things we talk about on here, ngl it makes me wet and then i have to walk around with dirty underwear and it’s Your Fault !! (joking, i love it)

i just Know you would be so fun to play with!! you’re just a sweet little horny baby and it makes me want to overwhelm you with pleasure until the only thing you can do is whine and drool and take it like a good boy <33

anyways,,,, got distracted,, i big agree with you abt like the intersection of omegaverse and transness, like different people have different ideas but i’ve always imagined male omegas like trans boys, with slick and two holes and it is Very Hot to me to imagine omega dicks as tdicks (or pre/non-t) bc they are very hot and belong in my mouth. also along that line i imagine female alphas to have girldicks bc girldick is hot as hell. do i just like dicks in general? hm. maybe this is making me look bad hshdkfnr

god. distracted again. i had a shower thought that turned into a whole ass fantasy about an alpha prince, who’s notoriously brash and reckless and shouty, and his kingdom is at war and he switches sides, and the other kingdom doesn’t quite trust him but they need the information he has so they keep him under the guard of a very kind and sweet (if a little immature and hyperactive) alpha.

they become friends, and they spar together, and shouty alpha always wins because he’s a very good swordsman. one day shouty smells a little off but sweet doesn’t think much of it, until he starts winning match after match. he’s getting concerned, after shouty accidentally cuts him on the shoulder, and sweet is annoyed at first but shouty keeps apologizing over and over which is so odd for him. shouty insists he’s fine and they keep sparring until sweet wins another match, with his sword tip touching the base of shouty’s throat. he’s a little smug when he says I Win again :)

but oh no! shouty collapses on the floor, onto his knees and when sweet kneels to look at him, he puts his finger under his chin and asks him if he’s okay, but shouty’s eyes are glassy and he just continues softly panting. sweet freaks out and yells for his sister, a healer, and the yelling makes shouty start giving off a very scared scent, and that’s when sweet realizes he’s not an alpha at all, he’s an omega and sweet’s show of (fake) dominance has pushed him into an early heat.

ok this got rly long sorry but the healer comes and tells him that shouty’s involuntary submission shows that he thinks of sweet as a good mate and it’s his responsibility to keep shouty happy and comfortable until he comes out of it because sweet’s scent is the only thing that will calm him through the heat. and sweet has to be soo careful and gentle with poor shouty, who when he’s not pretending to be an alpha is so very sensitive and vulnerable, and sweet has to carry him back to his quarters and hold him and speak to him softly (even though he can’t really understand the words he can understand tone) and fuck him so lovingly when he gets needy and desperate, whimpering and grinding on sweet until he pays attention to him.

tldr i love when tough guys break down (sometimes on accident) and have to let themselves be soft and taken care of <33

- sam 💃🕺💃🕺

firstly sammysam my lovely sam never apologize for long i love long!! esp long from you i'll never get enough💙💙💙

secondly auahauahguhghg 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 you dunno what that does to me, every time you talk to me like that I just melt ♡ its embarrassing- I get actual shivers sometimes, my face gets hot n' I just wanna....just would do anything to keep you going, just wanna make you feel as good as you make me feel!! would certainly help with that mess in your underwear if I could, n by that of course I mean get on my knees and make it worse 🥺

OKAY UM. blushes. onto the omegaverse!!

tdick and boycunt and girlcock!!! [raucous applause] forgot for a sec that cis people exist but they can play too i guess 🙄 (joking) but yea!! im with u all the way :3 and also cock on the brain is the correct mentality always im pretty sure

ok so the DELECTABLE little fantasy ooohhh my god. oh my god?

poor poor shouty who's already a bit at a loss since switching sides, he feels like he's doing the right thing, he knows he's doing the right thing, but it's so hard, he's in this new place, with none of his familiar comforts, has luxury still, yes, but none of his specific strategies to keep his facade bearable, and with all the stress and all the questions... well he may lash out more than ever, may throw himself into everything with extra fervor, a desperate compensation for that ache that won't leave, the neglected need to feel soft, to be treated as if he were delicate, to be cared for. He doesn't- shouldn't have those needs, that's what he tells himself anyway. He's competent, strong, independent, capable. Biology doesn't matter, he'd gotten this far, he'd figure out the rest. Even if it was hard. Almost impossibly hard sometimes. He still couldn't afford to waver.

The only saving grace in the hailstorm that was the emotions and hormones and swirling thoughts was his keeper, the other Alpha. Nobody calls the sweet man his keeper, not to his face, but shouty isn't stupid, he knows he's being monitored, but this guard…. well he was a saving grace as much as he was a damning one. How could shouty continue to swallow down his urges the way he had his whole life with sweet at his arm before he could even think to look for him? It was impossible to not open up to a man who was always there, always smiling, always seemed up for anything, never faltered at shouty's temper or impulsiveness, always seemed to care.

Shouty had lost that day before the matches had even begun. He tried his best, he threw himself into it like always, but his mind felt like he was wading through sand, or- no, maybe more like honey. Slow and warm and thick and...sweet. Sweet. Had the 'other' Alpha's scent always been so strong? Shouty's not paying enough attention, he's not focused, and- the cut is thin, not too deep, but it's bleeding, oh god, the Alpha-- his Alpha, he's bleeding, and it's all his fault. The apologies spill from his mouth, but they don't feel like enough, not when sweet is standing there trying to get him to stop saying sorry. Shouty's jaw snaps shut at what sweet almost certainly didn't mean as an order, but the words just carried that weight right now. So shouty swallows it down as much as he can, closes his eyes to steady himself, then promises he can continue, and then-- it's all a blur from there.

There's a sword to his neck and then the gentlest finger to his chin, the kind of touch you could just sink into, and then there's shouting, it's sharp, loud. Angry? No- panicked. But it's his Alpha shouting, why? What did shouty do wrong? He suppresses a whimper, sword clattering to the ground, out of his sweaty grip, when did everything get so hot? When did he get on his knees? Now it's not just his mind, his limbs feel like he's fighting against gravity trying to drag him down. He's vaguely away he's being move, looked at. Sees familiar faces but doesn't really see them, hears voices he can't bring himself to focus on- he's burning up on the inside, cramping from how hard his body's clenching, it's all too much, it's not supposed to happen now, not like this, not when he can't hide, and shouty's on the verge of a real proper panic attack, worsened by his emotional state, hands balled to fists, chin down, trying to handle it on his own like always, when... oh.

He's in his sweet, sweet Alpha's arms. When did he even get there? They're moving now, the Alpha carrying him like he's small, like he's fragile, like he doesn't weigh anything, and shouty... just lets out a soft sound and leans in, tucks his face into the Alpha's jaw. Accepts it. The Omega accepts all of it.

Shouty clings when sweet tries to set him down on his bed, blushes at his own neediness but grumbles about the distance immediately- and that sounds enough like the shouty that sweet's grown to know that the Alpha laughs, purrs, leans right back in to scoop him up and nuzzles against him, keeps him nice and relaxed. It's not long before shouty's squirming though, he can smell sweet's arousal just as sweet was well aware of his. But it's not just the scent and demeanor that's got sweet going, its that trust, it's all the sharp edges and defiant independence, all the showiness of prove melting away... it's shouty letting go, giving everything to sweet. It's just the two of them. Sweet strips the clothes from both of them slowly, carefully, curls himself around the other, skin to skin. And it soothes, but only for a moment. Cuddling was never going to be enough.

But urgency has been abandoned, panic melted away, they were going to indulge in each other, truly, properly, and they had all the time in the world. ♡

#part two when i write about shouty's pussy or something sorry i got super carried away with this gorgeous setup #I DIDNT EVEN GET TO THEM FUCKIN AND I ALREADY THINK I WROTE TOO MUCH. GOD #anyway i love this a lot. a lot a lot a lot #ummm btw #purring irl at getting you wet thats ltrly just payback for all the times ive read your asks and got so worked up i couldnt think straight #def wont be humping my hand to those first 2 paragraphs later [<- lying]#supposed 2 be doing work but man this rlly got away from me. i see a certified sam ask my brain turns into mush haha just like when shouty-#anyway. clearly obsessed with this #omegaverse #a/b/o #💌 lovenotes 💌#♡ sam anon ♡#princeyposts

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ryuzatodraws-archive · 1 year

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Corrupt annon is making an entrance 💃✨

How would our corrupt papa treat their partner to a date or “night on the town” if he’s in a ‘good’ mood?

Well well you didnt specify which Papa so I'm gonna do two

starting off with Copia of course

I do see him as a private man so he would definitely set a dinner for you two , watching over the night sky in the grand dining room. looming over the town. You can see the lights and how alive the town is.

after that its off for a horse ride around , on his horse of course .

He'll whisper sweet things to you, you thought everything is gonna be ok again like it did before.

He'll undress you when you're home, you make sweet , hot , love with him. everything is gonna be fine you said to yourself.

Until the next day you leave for another town , the two of you with his army of course.

''havent I told you that I was going to burnt this place to the ground? no? oh silly ''

Papa Terzo

hear me out in my rambles a bit on how he can be corrupted. either his cult like charm or resurrected back as something not quite human

I mean come on I'll run off to a cult with him as the leader , honestly. Have you seen He Is? yea.

Not quite human, your pick really . Demon or vampire? either way corrupted and evil

He'll take you out for sure! he wants to show off how much he can spend on you. So a night in town at the most expensive restaurant.

oh he'll definitely shower you with gifts. Gifts that he thinks you might like . You didnt decline of course, you just smile and say yes to him .

He will definitely spend more time with you . To tell you what he's going to do with you. What his plans are , even though you dont agree with him, you just nod. ( its almost copia like really)

of course the sex! of course. you cant miss that out. He knows he cant. He'll take you on all night long even if you cant move anymore

when the morning comes he either moves to another sister or has probably drained your blood , rendering you limpless on his bed. your pick

#Corrupt anon #ask #papa hc #corruption arc #lucky you im on my pc now so i can type longer #ghost band

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astroyongie · 9 months

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Ok yongie I did my homework!

* Sun: Soobin - why you guys are enemies?

Soobin THOUGHT he was the king of girl group random dance plays, but not on my guard honey… His ego didn’t recover after being out danced during Likey 😔🫰🏼 would be awesome if this turned into enemies to friends though bc I like him a lot and we could have fun together 🥺

* Moon: Jungkook - how did you react to the confession?

Oh he’s SO not my type I’m sorry 😭😭😭 I ain’t got time or energy to raise men I didn’t give birth to… As a fellow Virgo sun & Leo moon, I know we can be such a pain in the ass if underdeveloped 🙏🏼 But it was a gentle rejection I swear… wouldn’t want to hurt him 🥺 Maybe try again in a few years when he’s worked through his trauma?

* Mercury: Taehyun - what you gossip about ?

With Taehuyn??? Man, tea is served piping hot EVERY👏🏼SINGLE👏🏼DAY👏🏼, with pastries on the side… But not because we’re mean, I just think we both share a certain “human beings as interesting study subjects” perspective and would have fun analyzing the psychology behind each cup of tea… Also I think we’d both enjoy gossip for the sake of *knowing more* because knowledge is power and in this industry you need as much of that as you can lmao 👁️

* Venus: Xiumin - how's your relationship going ?

Ok so I literally looked up edits of him and asked my exol friend about Xiumin, and I liked him a lot??? He seems to be the cutie type and his goofy ass is SO my type 😂😂😂 Is this a new bias??? Who knows… 🙈 Anyways, according to his birth chart, he has his Venus and mars in my 11H and his Jupiter in my 4H, so I think there’s the potential to actually have a lot of fun? However our placements are LITERALLY on opposite sides of the chart, so maybe we’d grow apart due to different life perspectives and approaches? Definitely would try to keep him as a friend though, he just seems so funny and I need more of that in my life 🥺

* Mars: Jihoon - why was it your best one night stand?

Ok I also looked this boy up and you know what? I can see the vision 👀 I have such a soft spot for Cancer moon boys, because I have Cancer on my 4H, and his mars is on my 1H… so I think there would be this “softness” I most definitely need if I’m to get busy with someone, but also a good amount of attraction at first sight… he has a stellium on my 12H so I think he might ghost me later?? 8/10 would do it again if he doesn’t disappear from my life forever.

I’m an Aries Rising 💃

The way he roll his eyes every time u get on stage EVERYONE KNOWS IT !

Uhhh I don’t think he was very happy to be rejected but it happens

No but your chats with Taehyun must be extremely interesting to listen to !!!

Nooo the most cute romance 🥹 even if you guys get apart the fact u can still be friends is amazing

He definitely ghosts you after your one night stand xD but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t gooooood

You will marry Soobin !!! Enemies to lovers trope and one day I guys just have to dance together and bam.. it happens

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grvntld · 1 year

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01 december 2022 — im just happeh tahday ♡

💃yiE ang saya ko tahday kasi im rlly getting more comfortable moving in the kitchen and cooking dishes HEHE once upon a time i tot di ako matututong magluto sa lifetime na itez but now im cooking naaaaa~

💃im productive tahday hihi productive werq-wise and home-wise ♡ i was able to schedule articles today and list down all the articles pa that i need to write so yay for clarity and then i was also able to do chores around the house like cook and then fold clothes too and then take care of our bb doggos awiiiih~ moosey was out kasi today since he needed to visit their office so i was left alone here sa house but izz alright bc i hv mah furbebis to keep ke company +++ a bunch of tasks that i needed to do

💃ang funny kasi one of my sisters reached out to me on messenger and tg kasi sinabihan ko sila na pag di ako nagrereply sa messenger, im prolly using my play phone na walang messenger so sa tg ako contact-in and so minessage niya me on both hehe and then i decided to call her kasi i was doung stuff pa sa kitchen

💃eniwey, tawang-tawa siya agad kahit kakastart lang ng call namin kasi may hihingiin daw siya sakin tas sabi ko ano tas ayOrn may nahanap daw kasi siyang monmon in one of my bags na nasa house pa lol actually yung cousin pala namin nakahanap since ginamit niya yung bag ko tas yung kapatid ko nang-angkin nung monmon kasi kapatid niya raw ako so mas may right siya the heck hahahahhahahaha tas ayorn siyempre she asked me pa kung oks lang kanya na lang the monmin and i said yep kasi 140 petot lang naman yorn hihi i also just told her na share-an din niya yung cousin namin kasi technically yung cousin talaga namin nakahanap hahahahaha

💃but yep i really make ipit monmon sa mga bags ko kasi may nagsabi sakin before na pampaswerte raw yorn ganorn para raw di ka mawawalan ng monmon ganOrn but ayorn im forgetful so sometimes nalilimutan ko na whoOps

💃oh yis other than that, im also happrh tahday kasi finally i hv stocks of mcfourry sa fridge hahahahahaha ive been craving for icecream for days now hehu papadeliver sana ako big scoop yesterday pero na-oa-han ako sa delivery fee lol so di natuloy and then kanina i asked moosey if he could drive thru sa mcdo kaso three mcdos na dinaanan niya and wala raw available na sundaes tahday huhu good thing though na i checked sa grab kanina lang and saw na one mcdo near us has sundaes so yay i got myself three different mcflurries today, iced milky coffee with chocolate, and fries; and then i also got moose his original iced coffee, hot fudge sundae, and chicken sundae ♡ im so excOited to eat my sundaes omgggg

okie i think these are all the things that made me happeh tahday and i know they may seem smol but smol things rlly make the biggest impact to me mwAps byE

#cookie #icecream #i did not check this for errors so excuse me if you ever see anything

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hi sweet angel darling sent from heaven 😙

MORE HYUNE POVS!! sorry i loved it, it was everything i wanted!! ok anyways where do i start?? the yeonjun part was so soft and sweet. i felt so safe during that scene as opposed to felix!! omg was he possessed, why was he being such a bitch boy?? if only hyunjin was there to hear how he spoke to her. felix would have a paintbush up his a— and omg the phonecall!! hyune needs to know that yn wanted to kiss him. after hearing that phonecall, i just know that if hyune KNEW that yn wanted to kiss him back, he would’ve dropped everything (but he doesn’t know unfortunately ://) the part where they talked about the drink and hyune said he thought it was good not knowing she was there OHMYG OD probably the best scene ever written in history. also now that its confirmed that hyunjin has a crush (and he’s aware of it) i need to read everything all over again with the thought of him being aware of his crush in mind. idk hyunjin is really in touch with his feelings so i don’t see him as someone who is confused by their own romantic feelings as opposed to yn who is literally a people pleaser and is way too selfless to even initially believe that someone could like her as much as hyunjin really does. and omg when hyunjin asked if they were going to sit next to eachother and she said he didn’t have to ‘if it made him uncomfortable’ ahhhhhh tears rolling down my face as i bite my fist!!! my poor babies!! hyunjin would never want her to feel that way and yn needs to give herself more credit, shes fucking HOT. also i feel like that wine and painting date is literally gonna end with them fucking,,,um yeah great chapter as always babe!!!! <3-🍄

you made me smile so much with this message, you had no right 😭 why are you so sweet to me !

yes you’ll get your hyune povs don’t worry 😉

was he possessed hahaha 😂 maybe…and you’re right hyunjin should have heard that argument and 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 (i don’t condone violence)

you’re very right if hyun knew she wanted to kiss him, he definitely would have dropped everything. but oh well, neither of them are aware of each other’s feelings right now so… 🤪

this ask made me laugh so much. “best scene ever written in history” stop😭 thank you for noticing and giving that tiny scene the importance it needs.

yn definitely needs to give herself more credit and you’re right, hyun was probably so confused she felt that way :((

hyun is definitely the one more in touch with his feelings but he still has his mind made up about not wanting to fall in love so 😩

it may very well end with them fucking 💃 we’ll see…

#star lost with you #🍄 anon #part 9

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running-on-rants · 1 year

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Mental Health🏥: A Real Life Fever👹 Dream🏆

We all look for the meaning of life🤔🧐; people explore and poke around in religion, college, Corporate America, and other cults to tickle their pickle🥒 and see what makes them feel gooey inside. The gooey feeling I am referring to is a fever dream fantasy of pure uninterrupted bliss, thus letting us or this coming-to-the-lightbulb individual being able to live in bliss. I once overheard a woman🙋‍♀️ say to a friend, “I think I’m addicted to stress.” and that shit was eye opening to me to say the least. I’ve dabbled and witnessed addictions to understand while it is mostly a curse, it is also a sweet apple🍎 of Eden that makes everything go black but you feel everything at the same time. Did I witness the savior known as middle-aged woman in Ugg Boots and Hanes Hoodie speak the hidden truth? Are we addicted to stress? And now I ask the question: can our world survive without stress🤬?

Mental health has become a big buzz‼️ word and way of life in the 2020’s. Not only do people of our time prioritize their mental health, but they wear it with borderline cringe pride like a Juicy Couture Sweatsuit💕 in the early 2000’s. People will call out sick and say it’s for a mental health day, something no one, myself included, would imagine having the balls to do back in 2018-2019. Nah, we would just lie and deny or actually be sick in order to use a sick day. I once worked with a girl who took a mental health day to nurse a break up💔. Meanwhile, one of my good friends worked on the day her cat died🪦. Life sometimes really does embody the white woman doing math🧮 meme when shit like this is your reality.

When society overhypes or emphasizes something, it makes you wonder where you fall on the scale⚖️. Social media promotes the message “it’s ok to not be ok”- this may in fact be an actual slogan somewhere real- but where does the line get drawn? Is there a line or is there a spiral🌀? (Spiral is ironic considering that’s what most people don’t want to be in- except me and Queen 👸Stress Addict) For example, one of the biggest components of positive mental health is pursuing interests that limit or downright avoid technology. But how would people know about our mental health if we don’t capture it through technology📱🖥️💻?

I have fallen into the TikTok algorithm of hot girl, yet approachable but not really, morning routine and these girls walk, talk, and film their healthy mental health cult habits. I saw one girl wake up around 7 am 🥱and she immediately starts the day washing her face and doing her manifestation. By 7:30 am she is stretching and ready for her exercise. Fast forward to 8:30 am where our mental health queen showers then makes some sort of smoothie bowl that looks like it would cost $15 in a juice press palace. Finally we arrive to 9:30 am where she dives into her work and in between squeezes 💃in time to journal. While I respect and admire this nailed down and Tumblr-eque aesthetic✨, I can’t help but respectfully say, “Na.” I say na because I am overwhelmed at the thought of me doing all of those things before noon and letting my bowels💩 and coffee settle. When did life HAVE to be so busy? Where did the days go of peace and tranquility without actually doing things🪑 (especially the mornings)? Life to me is a balance of stress and peace. I like to set up goals and push myself, but there are limits to my bandwidth and willingness to get out of bed. And while I love the fuck out of being healthy, I also love knowing who I am and doing the things that make me feel good (regardless of the norms and social media propaganda). And to love myself I have to do the bare minimum of exercising, eating healthy, walking outside, dodge technology for a bit, yada, yada, yada. Oy, it’s a full time job to be a human without being paid 🤑to be alive. Where’s my Sims controller when I need her 👩‍💻(ain’t no fucking way is a man controlling me in a simulation)?

#girl thoughts #ramblings #what is life #high thoughts #nyc #existentialism

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