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gallusrostromegalus · 2 months

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hi i see that you have much smart dog experience. i may have accidentally purchased such a dog. she's only 10 weeks, and ive had her 1, and she's already outmatched every puzzle feeder i got or have made. to the point that she is morosely disappointed when her food comes in an actual food bowl. do you know where i can find like. "heres 100 enrichment toys you can make out of free trash so your dog stops eating fucking rocks for enrichment" lists. i only have so many paper towel tubes XD

Herschel now just disassembles puzzle feeders, so I've been focusing on "Toys that, even if he already knows how to operate them, will still take TIME for him to collect the treat from" to give him something to fuss with.

Herschel eats all his meals out of a Kong Wobbler, because he will otherwise eat so fast he will literally inhale and choke on his kibble and I do not need him developing pneumonia from aspiration. Even though it's a "Simple" toy it slows him down and he does have to think a bit to tip it in the most efficient manner possible. Kong's "Flipz", "Gyro" and "Rewards Wally" are also really good "dog needs to think/carefully manipulate the toy for food" toys that act as both mental stimulation and exercise and "give human a break for up to twelve minutes" toys.

I highly reccomend KONG as a brand- they're local to Denver and have an impeccable saftey record and all of the toys I have gotten from them have held up extremely well vs. the ravages of three entirely too smart and strong-jawed dogs at once.

Some more thoughts:

If she's not prone to shredding rubber, the kind of treat toys she has to chew are also good stimulation.

If you don't want to give her That Many treats, my vet said that dogs can have as many green beans as they want. Just make sure that the beans haven't had salt added to them- canned usually does, but frozen green beans usually don't, but always check the label.

You can make nearly any toy last longer, or make a cheap long-puzzle by freezing the treats so they take longer to eat AND provides hydration. Herschel's most favorite treat of all time is literally a wad of sliced green beans in a dixie cup, filled with water and frozen. Just peel off the cup and hand him the chunk of ice and he's good for up to half an hour and more chill afterwards.

You can also freeze lick mats

If your girl is like Charlie and doesn't like greenbeans, you can also try freezing paper cups of: Canned pumpkin, apple slices in water, putting some ice cubes in the bottom of the cup, a gob of peanut butter in the middle and then fill it with water to make a peanutbutter filled ice cube.

If your girl is REALLY like charlie who has figured out how to use labor negotiation and strike tactics for better treats: boiled chicken chunks frozen in some of the water you boiled them in.

Walkies are as much mental stimulation as they are physical exercise. Take her out and let her sniff to her heart's content.

Also Puppies in particular need like, SO MUCH exercise.

Let her participate in activities with you. Herschel and charlie sit in the kitchen and I narrate cooking dinner to them, which seems to interest them, even if I don't have spare veggie ends to give them. I also frequently bring them along in the car if I'm running errands when it's cold enough to do that, so they have something new to look at, and get to participate. I also am more likely to stop at a new park and give myself some exercise and mental stimulation.

Training her to do tasks is GREAT Smart Dog enrichment- esp if she's a herding or heeler, they LOVE being helpful. I taught the dogs they get a small treat if they come in from the yard without me having to go chase them down, which saved me a lot of hassle, and now I'm working on teaching herschel to pick things up off the floor for me if I drop them and alert for chickpeas, which my housemate is allergic to.

A lot of dogs like cat-type toys. Tie a stick or some fleece to some paracord and drag or flycast it around for her to chase/play tug with when she catches it. Toys that bounce unexpectedly were also a huge hit. or just wave the string around the cat and the corgi both like that.

If you live in farm country or know other people with pets, you can grab something with the scent of another animal on it and bring it home for her to smell. Charlie and Herschel spent the better part of three days investigating the wad of horse undercoat I brought home and put in the spare wobbler for them to smell.

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yanderexchubbyreader · 4 months

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yan!boss x chubby!secretary!reader

warnings: i don’t know what warnings to put lmao, creepy behaviours, reference to stalking at the end, he spoils you, digs through your trash and then jacks off to your photo, obsessive behaviours, no harm to reader but yan!boss has a shrine

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- Imagine randomly getting a job offer as a secretary in a local business office in your town

- The email made the job sound amazing. Benefits, paid vacation days, and the lovey double digit an hour pay rate was just the cake on top

- You hoped that your first day would be easy, but upon meeting your boss, you realized that you didn’t just get hired by luck

- Yan!Boss is a little obsessive over you, and that’s a fact that you easily found out in 20 minutes

- He never left your side, usually invading your bubble and asking questions about your personal life, even some things that you felt a little embarrassed to talk about

- Any business trips, meetings or luncheons, Yan!Boss always has you in tow, treating you more like his wife rather than his employee

- Hell, he even pays for your nail and hair appointments, or practically forces you to take his credit card to spoil yourself silly, as long as you pick up something nice to wear in the office

- AKA something that shows off more of your chest and neck, and preferrably something a little short on the legs, as well

- He quickly rescinded that desire, firing 7 of his employees without hesitation for ogling your body when you came in a low cut dress that landed at your mid thigh

- You’d end up wearing his suit jacket to cover yourself, but maybe that was his plan all along

- Yan!Boss has no secrets about being obsessed with you, everyone in the office sees how he follows you like a puppy dog when you step away from your desk

- But they don’t understand just how deep that obsession goes, hell, you don’t even know what goes on in his office

- Until you stepped into the space one day, trying to deliver a file to your employer, when you stumbled upon something that just turned your stomach

- Yan!Boss has a little corner of his office just for stuff that reminds him of you

- You would have thought it was cute, if it wasn’t for the fact you saw the lipstick that you had been missing for weeks

- Along with a napkin that had said lipstick blotted on it

- And what you recognized was a collection of trash that he had collected from your bin, mainly straws and chewing gum wrappers that you disposed your old gum into

- And the worst part?

- Yan!Boss was indecent, his hand wrapped around his cock as he stared at a picture of you that he had printed and framed

- As quietly as you could, you just stepped back, closing the office door and rushing to your desk to gather your things

- He came out a few moments later, looking as normal as he did on a daily basis, immediately coming to your side as he noticed you packing up

- Feigning sick, you rushed away, denying his offer to take you home while trying to keep your voice from wavering

- You put in your two weeks as soon as you got home, already having decided you weren’t returning to the office so you didn’t have to look at your boss anymore

- Well… Sucks for you that he knows your address, huh?

#chubby!reader #yan #yan x reader #yandere #yandere fanfiction #yandere fantasy #yandere fic #yandere oc #yandere x chubby reader #yandere x plussize!reader #yandere x reader #yandere boss #yandere boss x reader #plus size!reader #obsessive yandere

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pure-oddity · 7 months

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Gifts and Well Wishes

Content: very fluffy!! brief hint at nsfw, so MDNI(this is an 18+ blog anyway yall shouldn't be here regardless), Simon's Pov

He feels a weight settle on his chest and awareness hits him quickly. He keeps his breathing level while he listens to the weight mutter under her breath , something about him being built like a slab of concrete. He slits his eyes open to see her sat on his chest, a brownie in hand - little waxy candle in the middle.

Almost laughs as he watches her struggle to light the damn thing. Snorts when she swears at it. Her eyes flick up and she grins at him, "don't fuckin laugh at me! This thing won't light!"

Watches like a lazy cat as she flicks the lighter on over and over, moves a hand to take over when she finally gets it. She's humming a tune at him as he caresses the soft skin of her leg. He realizes it's happy birthday.

"Okay big guy, blow this thing out and make a wish - preferably before I drop it and burn down our home." And the candle lit brownie is lowered towards his face.

He pinches his tongue between his thumb and pointer finger, and snuffs the light out between spit slick fingers.

"You-! Ah whatever, I'm sure whoevers in charge of granting birthday wishes won't mind that you didn't blow it out." She waves a hand passively and removes the still smoking candle.

"Thought we celebrated already?" He watches as she places it in her cup of water on her side of the bed. Makes a mental note to replace it for her.

"Nope! Yoooouu said you didn't want a party or a surprise, so we didn't have one." She reminded.

"Hung out with the boys at the pub." He countered.

"That was just something fun to do, not a party. If it were a party we would have had cake and they woulda brought you gifts - maybe asked the staff to sing!" She insisted, tone musing as if she could picture it.

"Thank fuck that wasn't a party then." He snorts. He can imagine it too. The idea ends with himself getting up and walking out mid song.

"And because it's just me and I got you a brownie instead of cake - it's still not a party" she's clearly anticipated his responses. If it were anyone else he'd be more agitated at feeling predictable.

Her leg shits, subtlety for her, not so much for him. He sees a shape now partially hidden behind the same leg.

"Love." Making his dissaproval known with a single word is a skill he's honed.

"Shhhhhhh! Just eat your brownie, I made it myself!" She's undeterred by his dissaproval.

"Told you I didn't need anything" he grumbles, in hindsight he should have seen this coming.

"Less talking more eating!" She shoves the treat closer and with a deep exhale he sits up, one hand on the brownie the other to help stabilize her as she's sent off his chest into his lap.

It's a good mix of bitter and sweet, slightly more bitter. Still warm and gooey in the way he likes. Made with his preferences in mind he chews with an appreciative hum, places a peck on her forhead - "get chocolate on my face and ill bite your boob!"

His chest shakes in mirth as he spares a glance to make sure he hadn't gotten chocolate on her - knows she'll follow through on her threat, he's got the marks to prove it.

He eyes the shape - present- warily, as though it might bite them.

"Oh stop! You're gonna love it, just two things and they're small." She sounds hopeful, and excited. He supposes even if it were dog shit in a box he'd atleast TRY to sound happy, or at the very least sound not as angry as he could be to recieve dog shit.

He swallows the last bite of brownie, she plucks a crumb from his face and licks it off her finger. He contemplates asking for another kind of present for his birthday.

She seems to know where his mind has wandered and gives him an impish grin and a swat to his chest

"Down boy! We'll get to that later- open this first!"

She leans in his lap towards the gift and plucks it up with egar hands, practically shoving it into his own. Her fingers slide against his own rough and calloused palms and he shudders out a sigh. Her hands so much smaller but no less sure of what they're doing.

He takes a pause to settle his nerves, and pulls on the string holding the wrapping together. He's careful as he plucks open the paper, going slower at her insistence that 'you don't need to save the paper, just rip it!'.

Paper and ribbon no longer keeping the box closed he pops the lid open. Inside he finds what he recognizes as a sheathed knife, and a - bracelet?

He moves to pick it up but he's guided towards the knife."That one needs an explanation, focus on the knife first" she speaks softly, a hint of nerves.

Ever the dutiful soldier he follows her command. Grabbing the blade and carefully removing it from its case. It's got a good weight, balanced. It glistens in the lamplight. He recognizes the brand immediately

"how'd you get your hands on this? They only deal with custom shit - and only if you can prove you're armed services. Which you, love - unless you have something to tell me - are not" he says it like it's a joke. He hopes his eyes convey how deathly serious he is.

The idea of it - her in the field hurt or worse, lost and -

"I'm not in the military no. Buuutt your captain is!"

Ah, that. That makes more sense. But-

"He gave me his number the night you introduced us, in case I ever needed him or you"

Ah, so the old mans sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. He gives her an unimpressed look before sighing "alright fine. 'S a good gift. Thank you love, I'll keep it close."

"You're welcome! Now the other one."

She reaches for it before he's even set the blade on the bedside table. It is indeed a bracelet, it's something woven. Three strands, black, gold and blue.

She prods at his hands and taps each wrist, he gives her his preferred hand as she ties it on.

"So it's. It's uh. Hm. So okay, I was thinking about jewelry recently and I ended up remembering a conversation with my nana - you haven't met- but it was something like uh. " He watches her flounder, and if he wasn't already giving her his undivided attention his is now.

"Jewelry can be kind of a shield between the wearer and bad things. That if a piece of your jewelry breaks it means that it stopped something bad from happening to you. Like it sucked up all the bad and broke itself so you wouldn't break."

She's finished tying it, and now runs her hand along the lines in his palm. There's a sadness in her eyes now. He despises it, especially because this is likely something he can't just kill.

"And we'll. I cant...I can't protect you when you leave. I'm, I'd be no good at what you do. And sometimes that really bothers me. But I can do this. I can make this so that - so that even if I can't protect you, this can."

She rolls her eyes, and he sees that they're shiny now.

"And yes, I KNOW this little thing can't stop a bullet or whatever and it's not exactly jewelry like my nana was saying but. You know, I feel like it counts. And I made it. I...I kinda wished on it? Sorta. I just - thought every good thought I could and poured all my hopes that you come home safe and that you know I lo- well you know. " she flaps her hands dismissively and his free hand cups her warm cheek. She leans into it instinctively but her eyes brighten a smidge.

"And I know its silly but...can't hurt? And, and! It has your two favorite colors , black and blue"

"And the gold?" He encourages. Has a feeling his assumption is correct.

She meets his eyes, she knows he knows the answer - he just wants to hear it from her.

"....it's me. You say I light up your life and well , golds like sunlight so...... it was either that or piss yellow."

He barks out a laugh "gold. Gold's fine..." a comment rests on his tongue. The one where he tells her that he isn't superstitious and that he doesn't believe in things like luck. But he remembers that neither does she and instead trails off.

She can't control what happens out there or what he does. She understands it, she struggles with it. It's the fear, loving a man made for war is hard. She won't leave him, won't let herself be chased off. Willingly haunted by a man mostly dead. But he knows she's scared.

So if wearing her little trinket will sooth her soul, even a little, even if it doesn't make logical sense. He'll wear it.

"Thank you love. I'll keep it with me yeah? I'll be bullet proof."

"Okay - now you're making fun of me!...you don't HAVE to-"

"Might have to ask you to make some for the boys..specially Johnny. Fucker keeps adding holes faster than the medics can patch em up."

She pauses and a teeny grin lights up her face. That's better he thinks.

"Yeah! I have some yarn left over fro-"

"Fuck no. These are my colors, give him piss yellow."

She laughs loud, he'd worry about bothering his neighbors if he gave a fuck. But the woman in his lap makes it hard to be worried about much else besides keeping her laughing.

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"New gear Lt.?"

He flicks his gaze towards Johnny at the question, and he almost tells him no - he doesn't have any new gear. Until he remembers.

He took it out subconsciously, her knife. Just to keep his hands idle on the flight over to the middle of danger again. He also spies the tricolor cord peeking out from under his sleeve, knows the Scotsman has seen both.

"Something like that yea."

"Hmmmm wager a guess its from the missus?"

He stares at Johnny and the man snorts.

"Sorry yea, shouldn't have asked when I know the answer - ain't that right cap?"

Ghost eyes the captain next to him, catching his whiskerd grin tells him all he needs to know. Meddling old man.

"Never took you for a jewelery kinda guy Lt. ,not gonna lie" it's Gaz this time, he looks at the braclet with warmth in his eyes - a pinch of longing. A good lad Gaz, if he doesn't already have someone to come home to - he'll find them easy enough.

"Man of mutitudes Sgt. What can i say?"

The knife is returned to its proper place and his sleeve is adjusted to hide the woven band from any more eyes as the helicopter makes its descent.

And when there's a moment of peace after the fighting, he checks to make sure both are still there - keeping him safe.

#simon ghost riley #simon riley fanfic #simon riley x reader #female reader #listen yall it was my bday recently so im gonna gove him bday gifts as a gift to me #i just wanna be sweet to him #ALSO this is very much simon in an established relationship #also sunshine grump trope #odd stories #sunshine series

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little-cereal-draws · 3 months

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Button House Dog Rescue au

Alison and Mike get the house and the land like in the show but instead of an event hall, they get involved with the local shelter and turn it into a dog rescue. All the ghosts are dogs that they foster/unofficially adopt

Robin (wolfhound): He's been there the longest. He was given up as a puppy for reasons unknown; his owner didn't specify. He was the first dog that they rescued and even tho they tried their best, they still messed up a lot. He doesn't hold it against them tho, he loves them. He's made a lot of friends over the years but they've all been adopted out; no one wants him because of his size so he's been unofficially adopted by the Coopers and he's 100% fine with that. When he sits by the fire and they scratch his belly or behind his ears, he doesn't need another family

Humprey (golden retriever): He used to belong to a rich family but got out one day and was hit by a car. The accident left him unable to move anything but his head and even tho the family was distraught, they opted to put him down. Alison came in at the very last second insisting that she could help him and she did. It's took many years of physical therapy, learning to use mobility aids, and different meds but he can get around relatively easily now. He still opts to sleep in the sun most of the day tho and only occasionally romps around the garden w his friends. He's Mike's favorite bc Mike likes to squish his face. Mike's his favorite because he gives him way too many treats

Mary (dalmatian): She lived with a family but the house caught fire one night. She was able to escape (as were the ppl, dw) but ran the wrong way and got terribly lost in the dark. She had no tag or identification so she was taken to the shelter. She's got terrible anxiety and was constantly trembling when they first got her so Alison bought her one of those compress vests that acts like a weighted blanket. It was hard to get it on her the first time because she would shy away from any move they made but now she insists to have it on 24/7. Since getting to Button House, she's gone from skittish and hiding from everything to fairly confident. Alison believes it's from socializing with the new friends she's made

Kitty (pomeranian): She was given as a birthday present to a rich girl when she was a puppy. The girl wasn't very nice to her however and used her more as a doll she could jerk around than a living being. She would yell at her a lot too for natural puppy behavior (ex: not coming already housebroken, chewing things, making messes, etc) After a year or so, one of the neighbors finally had enough and was able to take her away. Unfortunately, they were unable to foster her so she ended up at Button House. She's still incredibly sweet, outgoing and loves to run and play with the big dogs. Even tho she can't keep up at the start, she always ends up running circles around them thanks to her unlimited energy when they tire out. When she's not doing that, she's "helping" Alison and tripping her up while she tries to work

Thomas (shetland sheepdog): He also belonged to a well-off family that he loved very dearly but got lost. He's convinced they're going to find him one day even tho it's been years at this point. The other dogs feel bad that he still believes this but they don't tell him. When he got to Button House, he latched onto Alison as his new family --or his temporary family since he's only going to be here a short while-- and follows her everywhere now. Definitely has separation anxiety due to his getting separated from his first family and freaks out whenever he can't see her. He'll cry when she shuts the door to the bathroom or her bedroom. He tries every night to sleep in her bed but the Coopers have a strict rule about no dogs in the bedroom so he never succeeds. Instead he lays right outside the door in the hallway and cries himself to sleep each night. It used to hurt Alison's heart but she's used to it now; she can't let him in bc once she does, everybody will want to come in

Fanny (chihuahua): She's white, pretty fluffy, and has magnificent floofs on her ears. She was given up by her family for being "too aggressive." They had several small kids and didn't do their research before getting her. The Coopers were a bit nervous at first but quickly learned she was all bark and no bite. Now she's Alison's lap dog and even tho she's perfectly capable of walking, she likes to be carried places. She's too old to want to play with the other dogs so instead she sits in Alison's lap and watches. She'll bark her head off at them but never goes to join the game. Alison thinks it's quite funny that when it's one on one, she can cow all the big dogs, including Robin, into doing what she wants

The Captain (german shepherd): He's a retired military dog that was unable to find a home because he didn't adjust to civilian life very well. He was never actually in a war tho, he stayed domestic and helped more with bomb sniffing. He was retired bc he was getting old and had a lot of health complications in his hips/joints. He's enjoying it much more at Button House with the other dogs than the few families he went to before and is slowly learning how to relax/be a dog. But because of his health problems, he can't play for very long before he has to lay down (this makes Kitty very sad). Mike's scared of him; he was nervous at the start because he assumed as an army dog he would be aggressive, but his fear got cemented one time they were out on a walk and there was a squirrel. The Captain lunged for it and pulled Mike face first into the mud. Mike swears he almost dislocated his shoulder but Alison isn't sure

Pat (corgi): He was given up by a suburban family who underestimated how much space and exercise he would need. Their yard wasn't big enough and he was either laying around the house all day depressed or ripping up the furniture to entertain himself. It was a very tearful goodbye when they dropped him off but the Coopers assured them he would be in good hands. He was very upset when they didn't come back after a few days but he's gotten used to it now. He loves running around in the big field and all the new friends he's made. He's Alison's favorite because he actually listens to her. She was surprised by how many words he knew and now puts his herding skills to use almost every day. "Pat, can you get everyone in the car?" "Pat, can you get everyone to the bath?" "Pat, can you get everyone for dinner?" He's very good at it and make's sure no one's left behind (even Mike)

Julian (weimaraner): He was adopted by a politician as a publicity stunt when he was a puppy. As he grew up, he was absolutely spoiled and occasionally got to go to events/parties. His owner liked to take pictures of him and post them on social media to get voters' attention so quite a large number of people knew who he was. As he got older tho, the posts stopped getting as many likes and a new puppy was adopted. Before he knew what was happening, he was left at Button House. There was quite an adjustment period as he got used to not fancy food, having to share, and all that but he's loving it now. He's Alison's least favorite because he's so crafty and always up to trouble. When he teams up with Robin, the two of them can easily break into the pantry and eat as much ppl food as they like. Alison's started locking it but somehow they're still getting in. It remains the most infuriating mystery of Alison's life

The plague ghosts: they are quite a few different breeds that were rescued from a very unethical puppy mill. They’re at Button House because it was the only place big enough to house them all. They’ve all got mange tho and are quarantined to a separate part of the house. Even tho they are loving their new life much more than how they were living before, they still dream of the day they’ll be able to go out and play w all the other dogs

Pt 2 Pt 3

#bbc ghosts #alison cooper #mike cooper #robin the caveman #bbc ghosts robin #robin bbc ghosts #humphrey bone #sir humphrey bone #mary guppy #kitty higham #thomas thorne #fanny button #lady button #stephanie button #the captain bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts the captain #pat butcher #julian fawcett #the plague ghosts

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ellemfaoh · 3 months

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do you have hcs for qiu/tamarack (step 2 or 3) with an anxious, clingy mc 🥺

A/N: omgomgomg OL2 ask yay!!! I’ll give you a little treat for the long wait and include both of them :3 I decided to go with step 3 because I like the idea of them being able to handle it a bit more maturely. Also since it wasn’t specifically mentioned otherwise, assume there’s an established relationship between you both. Little side note, I’m a total sap for long-haired Tama + Qiu so that’s what you get >:)

Qiu "Autumn" Lin ~

Honestly? I imagine Qiu as a bit of a golden retriever in step 3, considering they finally feel comfortable with themselves.

Back in the step 2 era you never really had to think about Qiu leaving you behind since it was made obviously clear that if you weren’t in then you were out.

Now though?

It’s no surprise that Qiu is popular. They’ve been popular forever. Now they’ve opened up again and are the ‘magnanimous top dog’ of Golden Grove.

It’s a little harder to remain cool when you’re interrupted in almost every moment you two spend together.

It feels like everyone HAS to get their daily dose of interacting with him.

The already steaming pot of emotions bubbled over when you were late to lunch one day and found a girl way too close to Qiu..

How are you supposed to react? Your anxiety about being an inadequate partner was telling you to run off and find solace in loneliness or Tamarack, but your clinginess was screaming about everything.

You ended up just standing there until Qiu noticed, saying goodbye before jogging over to where you were standing.

You were considerably more clingy than you had been from that point on.

You’d text him at least once at any moment, checking your phone constantly and anxiously. You’d volunteer to go everywhere and anywhere with Qiu, not letting them get a word in before you joined.

Who doesn’t follow their partner on social media? Who doesn’t obsessively check their page to see if there’s anything – anyone – new there?

Don’t forget all the talk about being together forever. You debated proposing at graduation, but they chuckled and said that would be too much to celebrate in one day.

It’s meant well at first. They barely notice the change in your relationship. Qiu just figured that you were extra in love.

You, on the other hand, were just anxious and worried and always thinking that you had to prove to Qiu that you were good enough, even if they always greeted and parted with a sweet kiss.

It all comes to a head when they left to go ‘hang out with a friend in town’ and you nearly burst into jealous tears.

You called him not even thirty minutes later to ‘chat.’ Qiu was a little confused and hung up rather quickly after saying they’d be back later that night.

When he finally showed up you practically threw their jacket off and checked for any signs that someone else had done something to him. Your anxiety about being cheated on had been chewing away at you all evening.

Qiu actually pushed you away and asked what was wrong and why you had been acting so weird, and that’s when the dam broke and you started crying. You pathetically all your swirling, anxious thoughts.

When your tears finally stopped coming you looked at them expecting anger or annoyance, but all you were met with was gentleness as they pulled you into their arms and started whispering to you about how much they loved you and how you were all he ever needed to feel loved.

From that point on, they always paid a little extra attention to the little details in your body language and mood.

They also never failed to (gently) let you know when you started to go a bit overboard with your fears, always being sure to reassure and remind you that you can always let them know how you feel.

Qiu is ALWAYS touching you in some way whenever he’s with you too. Your bringing up your anxieties highlighted his own about feeling like he wasn’t doing enough for you.

Hand holding, soothing and well-timed kisses, an arm around your shoulder, clothing swaps, the list goes on.

If you aren’t really a fan of PDA, believe that they’re always standing more than a little close when they notice your mood shift. They’ll also give you a quick peck when no one’s looking, or even lace your pinkies together.

Cuddles are the time when he really lays it on thick, hands caressing your back and lips brushing against you, gentle words of comfort falling from his lips.

There are times when Qiu has to be firm with boundaries or remind you that it’s good for you to do things on your own.

It’s a bit of a hurdle, but eventually, you start to unwind from the clingy and anxious habits.

Tamarack Baumann ~

Tamarack hasn’t ever really been as outgoing as Qiu until maybe step 3, and even that is a stretch. Tbh I see her as someone who’s accepted friends into her circle as they come, rather than go looking for them.

Also, with the kind of person she is, I imagine you’re clingy because of your anxiety.

With Tamarack I feel like you’d be a little more direct and less secretive/guilty about it.

She’s always given off the aura of understanding, a friend first and foremost above all else.

You’d be anxious over her finding someone better of course, especially if you two didn’t partake in the same hobbies. What if she meets someone who aligns with her more than you ever will, despite your years of history?

Tamarack is strangely perceptive though. An attribute of living with her strangely vague and indirect grandparents?

Whatever it is, your anxieties never really go unnoticed despite your efforts.

“Hey (Y/N), what’s on your mind?”

There are some things that go unnoticed until it comes to a head of course – especially your clinginess. Tamarack’s been known you for years, at some point your habits would become a lot less noticeable.

You’d ask her a lot about her day. What did she do? Who did you hang out with? Where were you?

It was never meant to be suffocating at all, and for a while it hadn’t been.

Tamarack herself hadn’t picked up on the way your behaviors were affecting her until her omi made a small comment on how funny it was that recently she’d started talking about everything she’d done that day at the table again. She hadn’t done that since the beginning of middle school.

For a while, it kept Tamarack thinking. What made her start all that again? Why did she feel a little guilty if she didn’t tell you something? More and more thoughts ran through her head until she realized your behavior was the cause.

She wasn’t mad about it at all though. Maybe a little bit annoyed that she hadn’t caught on sooner, but it was more sympathetic emotions than any other kind.

On one of your pre-planned hangout days, she figures it’s time to address everything going on, even if it isn’t easy.

She sits you both down with some tea and snacks outside like usual when she brings it up. When she did, she noticed that even you were shocked.

It took some time working past the initial wall of denial and anxiety, however, you both reached a comfortable point in your conversation where Tamarack suggested things that she hopes will help you rely on her a little less. You also become able to communicate with her much healthier than you had been.

She’s always here for you, just remember that other people are too and that there are plenty of activities to do together and separately.

With time she notices you’re a lot less codependent, and she makes sure to tell you how proud she is of you for it.

My personal HC is that Tamarack is a little awkward with PDA and affection in general, so that’s why there’s a lot less of that in here. It’s also another reason I could imagine you being so clingy and anxious about your relationship.

Despite her difficulty with affection, she remembers some of your own soul-searching you did before confessing that you wish she was a little more affectionate.

With time, you both reach a much better point of both communication and satisfaction in the relationship. You’ve been doing a little more things on your own or with others which helps quiet your still-standing thoughts, and Tamarack has slowly nudged her way into a level of affection that felt just right with plenty of room for improvement.

Relationships are always in a growing stage, just like people are too. If either of you starts slipping up, it’s reassuring to know that while you won’t be coddled and held the entire way, there’s a hand willing to help you up and brush off the dust from the fall.

Post Writing Note: Apologies if this isn't quite what y'all want or if they feel OOC, they feel OOC for me too *sobs* I'm sort of rusty with HCs, and also I don't know much about Qiu and Tama step 3...Regardless, thanks for reading, and don't feel too shy to send in an ask!

#asks open #x reader #our life #gb patch games #our life now and forever #qiu lin #tamarack baumann #hcs #sorry if this is incorrect #please send in asks #ol2 #olnf qiu #olnf mc #olnf tamarack #olnf

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bakiuwu · 11 months

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SillyHanma Amimal Hcs

This idea isn't going anywhere but

All Hanmas ended up being animal-like with animal ears and tails and show animal-like behavior, they are still human but 14% of their brains operated like the animal they are (if tha makes sense)

Baki-bunny

Jack- wolf/dog

Yujiro-cat

So basically the hanmas their normal-self but will show animal-like behavior like baki will still be himself except for the bunny ears and tail, he is like any normal person but does bunny activities like it's normal ya know eating greens, doing tha nose twitch, having the zoomies but he is still human.

Baki might try to chew on cords, but kouze is always quick to catch him before he electrocutes himself. He'll also be circling kouze feet when he's excited to see kouze, especially if he hasn't seen her for a while. Sometimes, he'll slightly nip kouze to get her attention, Kouze tries her hardest not to randomly pet baki's ears, but she can't help herself. Her bunny-rabbit boyfriend is too cute to resist. Since baki is part bunny, he became a vegan. He would try to eat meat, but he ended up throwing it up an hour later(vegan baki hc goes hard)

Jack is a wolf or maybe a dog (idfk it's like 2 in the morning) he still his normal self but he does dog like shit like digging holes, chewing on bones(he does tha already), and liking belly rubs(only if its kurhea). Having a ball thrown for him to fetch. Knowing kurhea hell probably get Jack a collar, a spike one to be specific.

Jack would probably sleep on a dog bed but still in a regular bed if he feels like it, He doesn't eat dog food (he'll give you the dirtest look) but he does like doggy treats. He wouldn't appreciate being pet outta the blue(unless it's kurhea), so you'll have to ask. JACK CAN NOT BE TRUSTED WITH TENNIS BALLS, HE WILL EAT THEM. He has eaten at least 7 (he got a hold of a pack tha Kureha was hiding. He said it tastes like limes).

Yujiro is a cat(basically a neko), he is still his normal shitty self but has cat ears and a tail, which is very long and fluffy. He doesn't eat cat food( he would kill you if you try to give him some) and doesn't play with cat toys(except for laser). He likes to sit wherever despite being too big (likes to spread out on strydum's desk while he's doing work).

He has a habit of licking himself in front of people. If he ever goes missing it's most likely he's under a pice of furniture, waiting for someone to walk by so he can claw at their feet(it's his favorite game to play) He likes to hunt small animals, and if he's feeling nice he'll plop one on strydum's bed as a present. Also, he doesn't feel the need to wear clothes. He uses the excuse "Last time I check cats don't wear clothing " (he's a dick). So to strydums dismay, he has a big naked ass cat man lounging around his home.

Despite not liking most cat things, he loves catnip( but he would never admit this). One day, while out, Strydum wanted to see if yujiro would react to cat nip. He bought a big bag of it but somehow the bag tore and he was covered in cat nip, Before he could make it through the door, yujiro pounced on him. Rubbing up against him and oddly enough meowing It's like for a moment, he went full cat mode. He was like this for the whole day. Just rubbing and grinding on stryudm( he was also naked). After the effect of the catnip wear off Yujiro was fucking livid, So ever since that incident yujiro has ban cat nip from ever coming near him.

It's common sense to know that trying to pet yujiro is automatic death but if he does allow someone to pet him, they'll only have a good 10 seconds before he attacks their hand(he is such an asshole cat.) If you end up hearing purring while petting Yujiro, for your own safety DO NOT MENTION IT, YUJIRO HIMSELF DOES NOT KNOW WHEN HE IS PURRING. IF YOU TRY TO BRING IT UP TO HIM IN A TEASING MATTER HE'LL ATTACK YOU ON SPOT

#baki the grappler #baki dou #baki hanma #yujiro hanma #jack hanma #this is so silly #i promise im working on the sceond part of odd traits of an hanma #hate tha i had alot to write about for yujiro

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orchideon · 1 year

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How about a runt werewolf S/O with Vera and Damien, they'd be smaller and weaker than a usual werewolf but that also means they get hurt a lot trying to prove themselves to their strong, badass lover ( Thanks for your ask on my blog btw ;3)

A/n: hi! Thank you so much for requesting! And thank you so much for the imagine on your blog! It was super cute, I loved it qwq! I wasn’t sure if you wanted Vera, Damien, and the reader in a poly relationship, or if you wanted them separate. I did them separate, but let me know if you wanted this to be poly! Thank you so much for the request!

(This is a post where half of it was written a bit ago, and the other half just completed today, so if the writing seems a bit wonky that may be why! Either way, I hope you enjoy!) ❀❀❀❀

Damien and Vera with a runt werewolf S/o:

Damien:

-Thinks you’re adorable.

-Already thinks you’re pretty badass- but doesn’t try to stop you from showing off.

-Actually, he probably joins in!

-Fistfighting someone to assert dominance? Bam, you don’t have to worry about being outnumbered because your spicy red baby’s got your back!

-if you call him that- your spicy red baby, he kinda just smirks a bit. “Uh-huh, alright. Sure.”

-HE TOTALLY PICKS YOU UP LIKE YOU’RE A CAT HSKSNSKN- YOU KNOW THE LONG CAT MEME?? YEAH HE PICKS YOU UP LIKE THAT-

-May playfully tease you a bit about your height and you being a runt, but the sECOND someone says something remotely bad about it he’s like ‘haha no’

-You know that picture of the large dogs in ikea bags that have holes cut out for their legs so they can be taken on transit? Yeah he tried to do that once.

-Claw and fur care nights? Claw and fur care nights.

-I can imagine him walking over to your place, stepping through the door, looking at you and just going dead silent. Pulling out the hairbrush slowly.

-…This ends with you sitting in his lap as he tends to your fur and gives you many, *many* tips on how to maintain it.

-Depending how you two’s dynamic is, I can see these self care nights either being a sort of “secret” between you two (which, it’s spooky high. I figure things ain’t gonna be secret for long.), it being treated like an inside joke (aka you teasing him and Damien vehemently denying it), or no one really believes it outside of Damien’s friend group.

-You do… a lot of things to prove yourself.

-Climbing tall things, fighting, talking back to that one teacher…

-It’s fun to watch, but Damien gets worried about you.

-100% stays with you on full moons.

-He *is* going to try to pet you when you’re fully Wolf. Do not try to stop him. It’s pointless. He is determined to pet you at least once.

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Vera:

-Thinks it’s cute how defensive you get over your height when she teases you.

-She May tease you, yes, but it never goes beyond teasing, despite how her word choice and tone may come off. Though, before dating, you figured out that that’s… sort of just how she speaks.

-She’s got the opposite of fur, so she doesn’t know much about fur care, but you know who does? Valerie. So she ends up asking her sister about fur care. If mentioned in public, her cheeks will go slightly pink, and she’ll say something about how being presentable is important. (Don’t be fooled- she actually cares a whole lot about you, and wants to make sure you’re taken care of. …Also, she’s heard Valerie cussing up a storm in the washroom before over her fur, so…)

-probably has gifted you high end fur-care stuff.

-Will scratch behind your ears without fear. To others it may look slightly menacing when you’re in wolf form, but you’re feeling allllllll the affection and love.

-A little scritch behind the ears when you’re in wolf form is one of the only ways Vera will show affection in public, since I admittedly hc her not to be super into PDA

-The way that you perk up and your tail wags when you see her always makes her smile a little. Honestly, she won’t say it out loud due to her pride, but it makes her happy.

-Carries around something you can chew on in case you need it. She’s a gorgon, and she’s got snakes, she understands the need to bite things, and she won’t judge you in the slightest.

-if you’re shorter than her? Oh she definitely picks you up occasionally.

-pets, head scritches, and belly rubs when you’re in wolf form and you’re both in private? Yes.

-In private together, she finds herself combing her fingers through your hair. She enjoys the feeling. It’s very soft. A feeling that’s different from the scales and snakes.

-If you plan to fight someone and tell her ahead of time? She’ll absolutely gather blackmail and other dirt on them to assist you on the more… psychological side of warfare.

-She’s very cunning and sly, and knows what to do.

-I will not lie, Valerie probably saw you guys getting together coming from miles away lol and did she bet on it? …perhaps.

-If you’re the type to go a tad… berserk, perhaps even… crazy on full moons, you bet she’ll have a room ready for that.

-Vera’s snakes reaching over to lay on you because you’re warm due to the fur isn’t a odd occurance. At first, Vera was embarrassed, and a tad annoyed at her snakes developing this habit because it made her look soft, then, one time, when you two were alone, she tried it, and… well, now she tends to lean into you for warmth during cuddles too.

-…You’re sworn to absolute secrecy about this, and I mean absolute, but she actually has fallen asleep on you a couple of times while cuddling. Between managing Oberlin enterprises and it’s many venues, school, and… other things, it’s not surprising she’s fallen right asleep on you before.

#My writing #Vera oberlin #Vera monster prom #Vera oberlin X reader #Vera X reader #Damien Lavey #Damien monster prom #Damien X reader #Damien Lavey X reader #Monster prom X reader #Monster camp X reader #Monster roadtrip X reader

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gildeddlily · 1 year

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we stan homosexual behaviour (so dazai knew he was somehow already important to chuuya?) (woah that's gay)

[1. We Stan The Flags 2. We Stan Adam (Paul bby what are you doing)]

3. We Stan the "Demon Prodigy" (the homo prodigy maybe) (he ab to flip Verlaine off)

Adam's point of view? nothing better than it

yk what Mori how about you fall down the stairs and oh so accidently break your neck? no bad feelings just go die in a ditch (he's actually right, cause they're in the damn mafia and Chuuya has to kill the man who slaughtered his family. but he's mourning them and that patronising voice is killing me)

well maybe. but reading things like this makes sense, like who even thought ab just chewing something for a long time without eating it? ppl who didn't know ab it must have felt like Adam, they have my solidarity (Chuuya's about to kill him right there, first with the chocolate now with gums. imagine if he saw him eating pure sugar like it was water)

because he's a self harming asshole who still thinks he deserves the sheep's betrayal cause he was a "bad leader" sugar they were shitty people, and even if you were all fifteenish you didn't stab anyone without any second thought at least

No, you didn't get anything, you're a dumb bitch who makes me want to rip out my own eyeballs every time I have to read one of the stupid sentences you says. one thing I didn't miss about Stormbringer was Shirase talking again and again and again about things he didn't know and treating Chuuya like he was the one at fault just don't talk

ADAM STOP IT NOW they're always dropping height jokes about Chuuya and it makes me cry everytime (Asagiri thinks he's funny) (he is)

EVEN MURASE no I don't know why but I totally forgot everything about him. and I don't know if I'm happy or not, knowing how he'll end up...

why so romantic Chuuya him talking ab Dazai like he's a piece of trash is funnier than everything. this following the "dazai fell first" headcanon that basically is my bible (it's canon shut up, chuuya started to really love him after stormbringer just trust me)

and talking ab Dazai

so he thought of Dazai as someone dear enough to Chuuya to tying him to the Mafia? wow that's some serious charges Paul are you sure ab it? (I just imagine Paul about to kill him and Dazai being like "hey, you're the dog's lost brother, why are you here? me? tying him to the mafia? I don't think so, but you can kill me if you need it so much, thank you!")

you'll find something one day honey please stop you're making me cry (i love Odasaku but straight up telling him that he'll always feel empty is a little fucked up but I understand that you're traumatized too so dw)

he's so teenager just stop please (his writing is so pretty and the he-learned-to-write-properly-thanks-to-the-mafia hc is as canon as his name)

shut the fuck up. shut up. I don't wanna hear you. you're not even my shoe's king, just shut up.

AH AH TAKE THIS YOU ASSHOLE Adam doing what Chuuya wasn't able to (admit he wasn't the guilty one in that fucked up situation) Shirase needed someone telling him that he wasn't the fucking centre of the universe

Murase is the man every kid in bungou stray dogs needed. He already knows that is late for Chuuya, that he has already became a tool in the mafia's hands, but he doesn't want him to see it happens to others, or to be the one doing it. (think about Akutagawa, that entered the organization in some months I think, and became a tool in Dazai's hands. Chuuya was made executive in little time and he was for sure busy, but he was still there to look at Akutagawa craving for someone's approval to the point of becoming with time the Rabid Dog of the Mafia, Dazai's dog (funny) and he remembered what Murase said to him. just- him remembering. need more Akutagawa and Chuuya contents btw)

I hope you die (I love you but stop with the "little brother" thing you're hurting my eyes) (you're depressed like anyone else so stop pretending to be cheerful) (parallels with future Dazai? no alr stop)

not Chuuya knowing how to speak but not what bread is (people joke a lot about it but it made me cry the first time, and it's still fucking sad. and Shirase calling him disgusting when they were almost in the same situation? shut up please)

...yeah bby you're the mildest person I've ever seen

mild adjective, mild·er, mild·est. -amiably gentle or temperate in feeling or behavior toward others -characterized by or showing such gentleness, as manners or speech

yeah ofc you are bby

I hate them so much Chuuya still doesn't see the mafia as "family". his family has been killed by the only person in that world that could understand him. he doesn't trust Dazai, and he doesn't trust Mori, even if he respects him. He truly is desperate about the fact that the only man who ever tried to give him a chance died, cause the truth is no one will ever do something like this for him again. And the hitting his chest things is so immature and childish- like yeah we'll tell you ab his strength and power every two sentences, just to remind you he's been around killing people for years, but then we'll drop something like this to remind you he's a mere teenager

#bsd #bsd stormbringer #stormbringer #chuuya nakahara #the flags #paul verlaine #dazai osamu #bsd adam #stop it ty #bsd manga #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs #burn the gays

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lifesupreme-if · 1 year

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silliest q yet (don’t feel a need to answer haha) how *would* the ROs react if MC did the the honk + wanna see me drive into that wall? 😏 Thinking they’re being cool n suave 😎

If you wanna, bonus Claude and Cho? They seem like ‘you should totally do it’ bff types lol

post being referenced here

first things first: everyone would like to know where you got another car. you WILL be rendered vehicle-less by the end of the first chapter.

dylan: looking to see the rando in a car harassing her on the side of the street, and then it's you! can barely contain her excitement, oh, wow, it's you, fixing her hair, saying her hellos and—realizes what you just said. wringing her hands. she is so awkward. "haha. um. there might be better ways to get smashed." finger pistoling. "sorry, ignore that i made that joke. where are you going? can i come with?"

stéphanie: INFURIATED. why would you even joke about putting yourself in bodily harm's way like that?! marching over while your window is still rolled down and grabbing you by the ear, chewing you out, YANKING until you get out of the car. get out of that car. GET OUT OF THAT CAR. where did you even get this car?! get rid of it before you get into trouble for grand theft auto, too. get in the house, she is not suffering you today.

dorothea: looking back at you with the soppiest, most horrified puppy dog eyes you've seen, jaw dropping. you would treat a car that way? she couldn't have heard you right, there's just no way. shaking her head. "what? what kind of gonk question is that—no."

promptly forgets what you were proposing when faced with the excitement of a new vehicle. running up to dote on this mechanical beast, can she take a look under the hood?!

[locked]: stops in her tracks, staring you down whilst smirking in a smug sort of way. double-dog dares you. triple-dog dares you, even.

"do it, pussy. you won't."

bonus:

cho: speedwalking faster when you roll to a stop, pulling out her pepperspray and spraying you square in the face when you start talking. night city is dangerous and she keeps that mf thing on her. while you are screaming, she is screaming–and then she stops. scrunching up her nose, adjusting her glasses and looking at you like some sort of bug that just crawled out of her pipes. "oh, it's you. well, why did you scare me like that?! i'm a docile lady, you could have been some sort of murder-freak! i didn't even know you could drive, you're always wasting dorothy's gas!"

claude: the kind of person that peer pressure works on, but without any sort of actual pressure needed. already sprinting to the passenger's side to crawl into the car through the window. "dude, you're not doing that. without me."

planning out the best route for you both to drive around the block multiple times to build up speed before you crash into the wall. plans are foiled by stéphanie showing up and standing in the way, because someone here has to hold the braincells.

#silly qs are fine i listened to doritos and fritos on repeat while answering this #also the mc cant drive bc i cant drive and i think its funny to make them suffer bc california is so not walkable #THANK YOU THIS WAS FUNNY #ro: dylan #[locked] ro #ro: stéphanie #ro: dorothea #ch: cho #ch: claude #anon

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juddygirl · 1 year

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Dog Training AU - Maxiel

Dog Training AU - Maxiel - 962 words

They were going to put Max's grandma's old golden retriever down after she passed. The poor thing had been neglected towards the last few months of her life. He is overweight and hasn't been properly trained. But Max couldn't bear the thought of knowing this dog would die just because no one was willing to put the time and effort into training him so he took him in.

Ghost weighs 47 kilos, hates being dragged on a walk at the park, chewed two of Max's pair of shoes and steals food from his plate when he's not looking. It’s only been two weeks, but he's already traumatized Sassy and Jimmy, they almost exclusively live under Max's bed now. On a whim, he looks at dog training classes, to bring peace back to his home.

You're doing something good, he hasn't been trained. He's not a bad dog. Max has to repeat this several times a day, he hopes he'll soon convince himself it's true, but he's running out of patience. He waits for Sunday, eagerly. Hopefully, the dog trainer will wave a magic wand over Ghost and fix his behaviour problems. Or just enough for Max to eat a meal in peace.

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Daniel doesn't know why he agreed to along with his friends in the muddy field on a cold Sunday morning. He should have stayed at home, warm under a blanket, or out with friends doing something quieter. Instead, he's there, his shoes are covered with dirt, or dog shit, he doesn't want to find out.

He has Shadow on a leash, she's a three-month-old puppy that Daniel gifted his girlfriend ex-girlfriend for their two-year anniversary. She had been over the moon about the little dalmatian he got her. She wasn’t so a month later when she broke up with him, and ended up kicking them out of her place.

He had to get back on his feet quickly, find somewhere to live with Shadow. He’d been too heartbroken to meet his new neighbours or even unpack half of his things. He has had enough energy to go on walks with her, avoiding other dogs in the street because he has always been scared of them. Shadow wants nothing but cuddles and play. She always destroys everything she can find and runs away whenever she can. So his friends suggested dog training classes to get that under control. He was the one to drag Daniel out of bed that day.

The class is about to start. All the dogs seem to be too happy to be here on this gloomy day. Daniel takes a couple of steps back anytime one comes close.

Max is late, well almost. It took half a pack of dog treats to get Ghost in his car. He’s thinking it will take twice as much to get him out and onto the field where everyone else is, but he jumps out of his seat and runs towards everyone. Max is too stunted to hold him back. He pushes a cute guy onto the ground. He looks scared of this massive dog, drooling on him, not understanding he doesn’t want to play. Max is so embarrassed he doesn’t want to go there and let everyone know it’s his dog.

Shadow barks at the big dog, not even scared that he’s twice her size. Daniel still doesn’t know if it means she wants to play or if she’s defending his honour, right now it’s in the gutter. He’s trying hard not to freak out, to let fear take over, but the more the dog is staring at him, the harder it is. He’s been told looking them in the eyes makes them angry, so he turns his face.

“Ghost!!” Someone shouts before pulling him off. “Oh my god, of course, I’m so sorry.”

He helps Daniel gets up, apologises again and the class starts.

It’s a disaster on Max’s part, Ghost refuses to listen to any orders, even those of the instructor. Shadow is doing better, a little too energetic and playful, but she stays put easily.

“Your dog can feel your fear. You have to let it go.” The instructor tells Daniel, not so discreetly. “We’re gonna make groups of twos.” He then says like he didn’t humiliate Daniel in front of everyone.

Daniel and Max ends up together, everyone else has already found someone. They introduce each other. Ghost tries to jump on Daniel again. He seems to really like him. The exercise isn’t going as bad as the other, and Daniel is not fearing Ghost anymore. He even chats with Max. They leave near each other, walk their dog around the same time. Daniel probably tried to avoid him because of his fear. Both their dogs get along the best, they are running after each other, or rather Ghost is trying to keep up with Shadow, but it’s progress, it’s the most exercise he’s had since Max got him, not for lack of trying.

“We should do this more often,” Daniel says when Shadow rests at his feet, exhausted.

Max agrees and gives Daniel his phone number to text him when he’s out on a walk with her. Daniel give him his, just in case. And just like that, the first lesson is over and they have to go back to their lives.

Daniel’s phone buzzes in his pocket. It’s a text from Max 🐶 a picture of Ghost, sleeping in his own little bed. I have to thank your dog for tyring him like that. First time since I got him that he didn’t destroy anything. Will gladly like to see both of you again. Daniel cancels his plan to self-pity, and invites Max and Ghost for a walk the very next day.

#sunday fic #juddyswriting #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #maxiel #maxiel fic #alternative universe

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getosubaru · 2 years

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𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖

summary: building a home with Choso somehow involves TikTok, baking, and a hairless cat; this was just an excuse to ramble about how cute Choso would be in a domestic setting; written for @augustinewrites' simple pleasures collab!

pairing: Choso/gn!reader

rating: t

chapter wc: 1.3k

warnings: small text only for description; tooth rotting fluff; gn!reader; reader said to have hair, but no descriptions of texture/color/length; reader’s body/shape/skin color not described; no use of yn

He asked you once if it bothered you. For all Choso looks like a regular sorcerer, he shows he’s not entirely human in a hundred different ways. The line on his face you like to trace with your fingertip blooms and changes when he uses his technique. His skin, soft and comforting under your hands, is always just a little too cold if he’s not actively warming his blood. And that’s not even mentioning the fangs you have to be careful of when you kiss.

“Why would it bother me?” you replied, frowning at his downcast eyes and fidgeting hands. “I knew your history when we met.”

“I’m half-curse—”

“You’re wholly mine.”

So no, he’s not completely normal, but he’s yours. You make it a point to not shy away from his more curse-like attributes and habits. Choso is gentle, kind, and fiercely devoted. He’s soft in ways you wouldn’t expect, not unless he allows you in. You consider yourself lucky to be granted the privilege of being loved by him.

That being said, some of the things that confuse him can be hilarious.

“Why can’t we get one?” he asks for the third time, peering at your phone with a sad frown. “They’re so cute and fluffy. We’re night people anyway, so it’s not like a nocturnal pet would be a big deal.”

“Choso, honey, I appreciate your dedication to the goth aesthetic, but we’re not getting a pet bat.”

Showing him the internet might not have been a mistake, but showing him videos of animals definitely was. He finds the strangest things cute: big-eyed fish, aye-ayes, hairless dogs, moths, etc. You couldn’t say no when he asked for a sphynx cat after seeing a YouTuber with her “Bingus”; your own bald overlord now rules your apartment with an iron paw.

You draw the line at wild animals, though.

“Gomez would treat a bat like a chew toy,” you remind your pouting boyfriend. “And I don’t even think it’s legal to own one.”

“But why isn’t it legal? Bats are just animals. They’re not much different from rats or hamsters,” argues Choso.

You point at the screen as a bat launches itself into someone’s hair. “Hamsters don’t fly.”

It’s easy enough to distract him, scrolling down your feed until you see a baker you both like. Choso’s English has been getting better, although he does have to watch videos a few times to get everything.

“Why would you put…gelatin?” He frowns around the word. “Why would you put that with tomatoes?”

The TikToker concurs with Choso’s disgust, nearly throwing the plate across the room after he takes a bite.

“Americans in the 1950s were weird,” you reply with a shrug.

He plucks the phone out of your hands, clicking around until he finds the video he wants. “Can we make these? Yuuji really likes those chips and they don’t look that hard.”

It’s like the cat all over again. Dark, pleading eyes stare up at you with a slight pout thrown in for good measure. Even the band across his nose seems to beg. You’re going to find whoever taught him how to give puppy eyes and throttle them.

This is how you end up covered in flour with potato chips stuck to your fingers. Choso’s more energetic than usual, bouncing around your small kitchen to the music playing from your laptop. Gomez watches you both from the couch in his Gojo-ordered Jujutsu Tech sweater. He’s unamused, having already decided the chips weren’t up to his standard when Choso offered him a small piece.

“How long did the recipe say?” asks Choso as he intently rolls the cookie dough in the chips.

“Timer’s already set for ten minutes. Not sure how the baking time will differ since we’re at a different elevation.”

His curious expression means you spend a bit of time explaining how elevation affects cooking. He doesn’t cook much, leaving it mostly to you and whatever restaurant you order takeout from, and it’s not like he had the chance before he was dropped in the 21st century. Little things like this remind you of the reality of his existence.

Cars freaked him out at first, especially driving on freeways. When you both went to pick up Gomez from the cat rescue you adopted him from, Choso insisted on sitting in the back holding the cat just in case something happened. You weren’t entirely sure how Blood Manipulation would save your irritated feline from a fender-bender, but you didn’t argue with him.

Gomez and Choso despised the robot vacuum cleaner you ordered on a whim. Your boyfriend bitched for a solid week about how unnatural it was, the cat sitting on his shoulder looking for all the world like he would nod in agreement at any moment. You weren’t surprised when it “accidentally” knocked into Gomez’s water dish and broke from the water damage.

You didn’t try to replace it.

The cookies come out as good as the TikTok video claimed they were. Choso’s proud grin makes the mess of your kitchen worth it. You’ll be finding potato chip crumbs for the next six months (especially without your ill-fated vacuum), but Yuuji practically vibrates with joy when he comes over for the weekend. Nobara and Megumi are a bit more restrained, though you catch both of them sneaking cookies when they think no one is looking.

Your once silent apartment is full of laughter and too many shoes by the front door. The trio of teenagers brings a warmth you hadn’t known you needed. Choso’s in his element, teasing the two boys and offering Nobara suggestions on her technique. Gomez allows Megumi’s Divine Dog to act as his bed during movie night.

After the teens are packed up and deposited safely back at the school, you and Choso collapse onto the couch, exhausted and happy. You’ll both need to get up in a minute and put your apartment back together. The makeshift beds you’d cobbled together are still spread all over the floor and the breakfast dishes need to be washed. For now, you bask in the quiet sunlight filtering in through the windows.

“We should get a bigger place,” you say after a moment. “Something with actual spare bedrooms. Maybe a backyard.”

Choso yawns, scrubbing at the line across his nose. “We could build those wall climbers and cubby things for Gomez like we were talking about.”

“I was thinking about giving Yuuji his own room,” you suggest.

“Really?” Choso’s eyes light up, excitement radiating off of him as his sleepiness disappears.

You shuffle closer to him, wrapping your arms around his neck when he pulls you into his lap. “Well, yeah. Yuuji doesn’t really have a home outside of the school. And I know you miss having family around more, so…”

“Baby,” he murmurs, rubbing a chilly hand up and down your back. “I have family around. I have you and Gomez.”

Warmth blooms in your chest at his words and the seriousness in his voice. You cuddle deeper in the crook of his neck to hide your reaction.

“Well if we’re family, then so is Yuuji,” you say finally. “And he needs to be represented in our home.”

Gomez crawls into your lap and tries to wedge himself between you and Choso. Much like your boyfriend, the hairless tyrant is constantly cold. He soaks up whatever heat he can find, usually by attaching himself to you. Your entire world is on this couch cushion.

Choso tightens his grip on you, burying his nose in your hair. “I’d like that a lot.”

“You’re going to be the one to explain it to Gomez, though.”

“Nevermind, we’re staying here forever.”

#choso x reader #choso x you #jjk x reader #choso #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #lo.writes

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lilallama · 2 years

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This might be a little bit of a weird question since I know you haven’t done this in a long time but- would you ever consider doing more hybrid y/n? I’m not a big fan of Y/n being this like sweet innocent lil thing the fanclub has to take care of- but I really enjoyed the wolf hybrid y/n short you wrote a long time ago and was just wondering if we would ever get something like that again (it’s okay if not tho)

[Of course! I hope this is alright. ❤]

It's been weeks since these strange humans have taken Y/n away. There has not been a single day where the wolf hybrid didn't attempt to escape. Every minute was spent searching through the limited number of areas they had access to. But they have yet to succeed in their attempts. The security was tight and not a single crevice was left unchecked for any openings. Y/n's chances of escape seemed rather disheartening.

The room they were mostly kept in was ridiculously huge. Paintings of them, that one of those bastards drew, covered the walls fraimed in gold. Y/n scratched and chewed up multiple, but those people just fawned over how cute they were. How patronising to be treated in such a way! It only made Y/n more furious at their captors. Constantly being coddled and pet was only stressing them further. If given the chance they'd jump to bite their hands off.

They've tried actually, multiple times. But they acted as if it was some great honour to be assaulted by the wolf hybrid. Not even a smidgen of fear seemed to be ignited within them. Y/n was convinced these beings were completely void of a survival instinct. How infuriating.

While they dressed them up, not without struggle and a bit of medication, Y/n could only think about their pack. Their family. How worried they must be for them. Y/n could only hope they hadn't thought they abandoned them. But the thought also gave them strength. The will to escape, no matter what.

"I was thinking of buying them this diamond necklace. Though I fear it might be a bit cheap for them." Namjoon studied the picture of a beautiful collar like necklace on his phone. Seokjin glanced at the price and rolled his eyes. "Only 30 thousand? Is that how little they're worth to you?" While Namjoon sighed and agreed with Seokjin, Yoongi cringed at the price. These rich people seriously have too much money. But Y/n does deserve the best so... If he had the money he'd buy them whatever they desired. Too bad his "friends" were a great deal luckier than he was. Finishing the last brush stroke, Taehyung took a step back to admire the painting of Y/n. "Aren't they glorious?" He sighed dreamily. Jimin, who was lounging on the couch, could not agree more, giggling about looking forward to getting to see their reaction. Taking a deep breath in, Taehyung already felt the anxiety bubble within him. Maybe this time his pure angel will deem his craft worthy? The youngest of the bunch, Jeongguk, had been circling the couch for a while while mumbling to himself. Hoseok scoffed, "Is that your sorry attempt of mimicking the circling practices of wolves to impress Y/n? Because I doubt that'll get you very far. You're not even using it in the correct way." Of course, Hoseok had read up on wolf hybrids, his darling Y/n was one after all. Jeongguk frowned towards the now laughing Hoseok. "Of course not!" But he couldn't help but debate for a second if that would impress Y/n. "It's just, Y/n has been very uneasy in their room. I was thinking of something to calm them down." Jimin looked towards them, "Maybe a big scratching post?" "They're a wolf, not a cat, idiot." Namjoon retorted. "Then a big ball!" "They're not a dog either."The youngest huffed, "I was more thinking of, like, video games or something." "What would a wild wolf hybrid want with video games?"

From the other room Y/n could hear their conversations and growled. How did these fools end up capturing them, how embarrassing.

#yandere bts #cooking club #hybrid au

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ein-liebloser-wanderer · 2 years

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⸸ F-02-58 (Big and Will Be Bad Wolf) -- Character Headcanons ⸸

(This AU shall not be confused with my Yandere/Humanoid/Yandere Humanoid AU. But ey, if you really want to, who am I to stop you.)

"I’m telling this secret only to you. If you ever build a house, make it a sturdy brick house."

⸸ There are many ways to interpret his role as a 'villain':

a) Due to the twisted logic Abnormalities are born from, his designated role as a villain in a tale created by prejudiced humans made it so that it is in his nature to act maliciously on impulse. It is simply in his nature to be the way he is, even if he knows it is wrong and feels remorse. Or... b) A more sympathetic take would be that he gave up on being treated nicely. Humans had treated him like shite since the beginning, because they all assumed he's a bad guy for being a carnivore (the whole home invasions and sheep stealing didn't help). If they're going to treat him like a monster anyway, then he will show them one. c) Or maybe he's just self-aware. He knows he was born from a fairytale, and as a result, he believes it is his duty to 'fulfill' the role of a villain. He hates it, of course, but at the end of the day, he deems this duty more important than his feelings on the matter.

⸸ He doesn't want pity. You may kindly leave with it, thank you very much. He already laments existence well enough, and he doesn't need any more of it from others.

⸸ Just understand this...he will never stop eating. Human or monster, adult or child, he will eat them. He may feel remorse for all the unnecessary pain he inflicted upon them, but at the end of the day, he is still a carnivore.

⸸ In addition, he also doesn't need anyone's attempt in bonding with him. There is no need to treat him so nicely when he has tormented and killed so many people.

Whether he is truly a tragic villain or a monster, he still doesn't want to hurt the people he cares about. So, of course, the last thing he wants is to care about someone, lest he hurt them too. Don't give him a reason to care...

⸸ Wolves are pack animals. He will never admit it, but he would definitely breach if any of his favourite Agents were to be hurt by another Abnormality.

⸸ Because he is a wolf, he will also do many dog wolf things. Like:

⸸ Join in when an Agent howls ⸸ Chew and play with the bones of his meals (or on any toys left in his room) ⸸ Sleep and laze around his containment unit. ⸸ Shed an ungodly amount of fur

⸸ And like a true wolf trapped in a closed space, he acts assertive towards other Abnormalities. Mostly so they would leave him alone. Then, there are those pricks that just seem to enjoy wrecking havoc wherever they go. This type of Abnormality (WhiteNight, Queen of Hatred, Firebird, Melting Love, etc.) hold a special place in his void of a heart solely because they keep fucking shit up in his home turf.

⸸ And yes, he would absolutely consider Lobotomy Corporation his new home because why not.

⸸ Dislikes Instinct work. It is one thing to come into his room to socialize and fulfill his needs, and it's another matter entirely to change things around within his territory. The containment room is his only, and it should only be him cleaning and maintaining it.

⸸ May another Abnormality save you if you call or treat him like a dog. The person who coincidentally gave him the best belly rub never lived to tell the tale of how much his tail was wagging.

#big and will be bad wolf #headcanons #abnormalities #lobotomy corporation #project moon

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lightyearssurrogatedaddy · 11 months

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Actual Skel Anatomy Brainrot

So my posts about magical membranes, vertebrae, teeth and traits was the end of it... right?

Haha LSD you dumb fuck, this is your new hyperfixation for the week.

Kind of long, I did this for fun and I'm not really up-to-date on what everyone's collective hivemind of an opinion is on Skel headcanons, so if I repeat something someone's already said, just be cool that you're hearing the same viewpoint twice:

Yeah

A Skel's body is naturally more resistant to most anti-depressants and pills, which aids them in being one of the least likely monster types to die from illness, but makes them more vulnerable if they do happen to catch a cold. If the virus can get past the immunity system, your Skel is in for a hell of a ride.

It takes longer for a Skel to get drunk or high, when they do it effects their magic. Randomly melting into half-assed attacks (for example; Error would have the problem of constantly pouring sting out his eyes. Someone like Papyrus would unintentionally bluify someone/thing around himself.) which are always harmless.

Magic on medication or stimulant loses its strength and deals less than half the damage it's supposed to, although prescription meds aren't as stat draining as what was listed above.

Becomes harder to control in some cases, if your Skel has a more violent nature their magic might react extremely to aspirin or melatonin. That's the body trying to get rid of the unfamiliar chemicals, and goes about it the same way the personality type of the host does.

Skel's breathe to absorb oxygen, like everyone does, the oxygen is used to put more power for attacks and energy reserves. They can run faster, react quicker, and talk louder. They don't suffer from any side effects without air, and could happily exist in a vacuum. They also use breathing for their vocal cords.

Fun fact: a Skel's bite force is 235PSI, the same as a pitbull's, and can lock their jaws to the same ability when biting into something. Its a leftover trait from a much more primal age, like with humans still having wisdom teeth. (but yk, pitbull-esc strength is way cooler.) So Skels don't have many reasons to bite or maul.

Their teeth keep growing throughout their lives, sometimes if unchecked can result in overgrowth that makes it hard to eat or communicate, similar to 'overgrown beaks' in birds. Normally their teeth are worn down by the common habit of chewing or losing them. Skel's have three sets of teeth, their infant pair, adulters, and backup set.

Other Skel bone facts: there are different types of vertebrae, named after the expands it runs down. But intercross commonly.

Cervical-Thoracic, Thoracic-Lumbar, Cervical-Lumbar, to name a few variations

The two types of vertebrae builds are straight-edge and curved, curved is more likely for Cervical and Thoracic, while straight-edge is typically found further down the spine.

Tailbones! A Skel's tail doesn't get much longer than 6-8 inches, and tucks between the legs most of the time to act as extra membrane protection. It doesn't have the same flexibility of a dog or cat's, so they can't express emotion through it, nor does a tail have enough strength to act as a limb.

When the membrane is broken it'll bleed a thick red liquid, no matter the magic color. Happens frequently, sometimes the bones meant to protect the membrane end up piercing it on accident.

The membrane relies on the soul to repair itself if it gets damaged, if you don't have a soul, you're more likely to severe internal bleeding and gag reflex. Vomiting liquid magic also happens if one tries to absorb magic that isn't theirs, the body treats it like a virus.

Ngl it feels really good to find a cool creature to jump on and explore. Ik some of my bullshit would look strange in canon, but really, I just wanted to have fun and reimagine these characters and their body types. uhhhh ight I think that's it

#undertale #undertale au #utmv #small rant #headcanons #lots of headcanons #I haven't done a hecc dump ina long while tbh #there was originally more stuff about ecto but it was starting to get awkward #awkward as in I was halfway through explaining the birds and the bees #so I just decided to stop and deleted it all #don't give me that weird look when I said I thought about everything I meant I thought about everything #I don't half-ass anything in life #except for schoolwork and chores #Skel anatomy

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anebarone · 2 years

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WIP Time!

Public Patreon post in which I’m talking about these process pics 🍊 I'll leave some ramblings below, though!

Chew and Yara tag

An Ao3 one-shot with Chew and Yara (It’s in Portuguese-BR, though!)

Chew

I tried to tell that Chew is a blacksmith but without the iconic hammer and anvil representations. The iron gate says a bit about his personality as well — more defensive than offensive, but has some mean ornate spikes when needed. He's not a fighter, but strong enough for his craft, dexterous and attentive to detail.

I should add some tailoring tools onto his apron as well but oooof I’m tired today lmao

Yara

Classic adventurer type, survivalist, used to escorting people through forests. Uses a ghost bow she conjures and fires with her fingers by gesturing dramatically in the air. Like playing air guitar but you shoot enemies with a cool spectral blue bow.

She stumbles upon the villain (below) in the woods and ends up unconscious lol. oops. A great fire snake (I’m using Brazil’s folklore Boitatá) takes pity on her, then lures a stranger (Chew) into a bog to find the wounded woman.

Teju-Jagua (inspo: a Latin American lizard/dragon myth)

Big goofy dragon-dog with multiple heads. Not a single thought inside most of the heads. Can be bright and wise when needed. Likes fruits and honey offerings.

Carbuncle, the yellow girl

A teenage healer that got her role early and treats it very seriously. Inspired by the indigenous Guarani-Kaiowa in Brazil. Among her loyal friends is Teju-Jagua.

p.s. this ethnic group lives in Paraguay and Argentina as well. Indigenous populations in Brazil are often targets of attacks by corporations, poachers, rich agribusiness (who bribe the police, or worse, control the laws already). I’m writing this with 1 brain cell atm (so my English is extra wonky) but I wanted to give a quick background about my references. A Guarani leader was murdered recently and it’s not that common for news about this minority group to provoke strong or quick enough reactions from authorities here. Sometimes it barely reaches the news headlines.

Villain (below)

Greedy man inspired by the Persian myth of Zahhak. In my story he is an immoral man who steals from Carbuncle in search for power and riches. Teju-Jagua curses him to live as a powerful being... that is also half-man, half-beast.

cw: body horror / gore below (I may post him again in the future without the divider, so please mute the cw tags in this post if you’re uncomfortable with the cursed guy/villain)

Thanks for checking these ♥ I’ll try to finish all these artworks in a few days. Won’t be super polished, but some colors and pretty details to compliment everyone.

#cw gore #cw body horror #horror #chew and yara #concept art #wips #butterflies

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