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#thanks for the ask sammo!
kalu-luwa · 1 year
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Someone: Hey, Yume, I-
Neph: *ANGRY GROWLING*
Someone: AAAAAAAA- GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH-
Yume: They don't bite.
Someone: YES THEY DO BITCH YES THEY DO-
it's giving
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but make that all of ramshackle, not just neph
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ruby-static · 1 year
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Tbh louie duck would totally say that he's neurodivergent and a minor to get his ass out an uncomfortable situation.
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And to get away with financial fraud!
(But yeah- That would absolutely be his go-to phrase for just. literally anything.)
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linalilia · 1 year
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Sry ik rileys a dude i just needed someone to put there 😭
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SNHBDHNDHSHJDH NO NO THAT'S OKAY, honestly, i feel like riley wouldn't mind they/them pronouns at all! ALSO HE/THEY VANCE YOUR MIND.. vance really does have that vibe.. oh, but if you want to know, my oc angel (ashley) is okay with any pronouns and people mostly use they/them pronouns for them, so yeah, you can use them too!
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linawritestwst · 2 years
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lina lina! could i please have some platonic headcanons for the leech twins? thank you! <3
platonic leech twins headcanons (gn!reader)
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hi sammo!! thanks for sending the first request, hehe~ i hope you enjoy what i wrote!
jade and floyd leech.
♡ when you tell people that you're actually friends with jade and floyd, they're either surprised, intimidated or simply terrified. you have to be a really.. interesting person to become friends with those twins. how did you manage to make them like you?.. or you probably have no fear and you don't care about their reputation.
♡ these two are basically your bodyguards. if anyone even tries to hurt you or say something mean about you, these two just glare at them. though floyd can do more than that, jade has to hold him back well, if that person tried to do that to you, they most likely don't know that you're friends with jade and floyd, because if they do know that.. they probably don't care about their life at all. or they're dumb.
♡ floyd gets so excited whenever he sees you, he immediately runs to you and hugs you. he always asks you a lot of questions, like how did your day go, what are your plans for today, etc. when he's not hugging you, he's showing his affection in a different way: he gives you headpats, pokes your cheeks, he can even give you a piggyback ride if you want!
♡ jade shows his affection in a different way, in fact, most people would think he doesn't even care that much when he sees you, because his face expression stays the same, but you know that jade is very happy to see you. jade is always here to offer his help if you need it and if you need to talk to him about something, he'll always be here to listen and give you an advice. also he's grateful to you for listening to him ramble about mushrooms and not stopping him, haha.
♡ azul knows about your relationship with the twins and he was just as surprised as other students when he first heard about it. jade and floyd most likely never told him about you before, so when floyd suddenly goes "oh yeah, they're our friend btw", azul is like: "?? SINCE WHEN??" he even got a little sad about it because "why didn't you tell me :(" and he also felt a bit jealous, because wow, you really are close with them.. but eventually he did warm up to you, though he still doesn't understand how you managed to become friends with them.
♡ on a more serious note, these two really do care about you and would do anything to make you happy and protect you. you can always come to mostro lounge to have a chat with them, it doesn't matter if you want to talk about something that's troubling you or simply tell them a funny story, they'd listen to you anyway. they also definitely know what your favorite drink is and they make it when they notice that you're feeling down.
♡ people always try to warn you about how dangerous these two can be, but you don't care about it at all. these two are the nicest eels you've ever met! well, it's not like you've met that many eels before, but you love these two! you trust them completely and you honestly couldn't care less about their.. you know, quirks.
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astral--horrorshow · 1 year
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#5
I'll send in another request then! :D Would you like to try writing a drabble or scenario with a word + character prompt?
Snow + Jamil
Have fun~
Requester: @thecurrator
I loved writing this and I desire more word + character prompts. Send some in, cause I’m purging my askbox. This is platonic. Also, MC is a child in this. Like, 10-12. Okay, enjoy.
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"Come back here, you'll get a cold!"
Jamil was using the same voice he would to chastise Kalim for going into the snow without a coat, but his tone was softer, as he didn't want to be too hard on you. Still, going into the freezing cold without any sort of protection on you? That's no good.
"Hey, prefect, come back! Snow being pretty isn't enough to risk catching the flu for!" You looked back at him with a pout on your face, as you claimed, "But Jamil, it looks so sparkly!"
He stopped as reached you, putting his hands on his hips. "Don't be like that. If you're going to run out into the snow, at least put something warm. Come back inside, and we'll get that fixed up. Then, you can play in the snow all you want."
Your eyes lightened up, and you looked up at him sparkly eyes. "Really?"
"Yes, now come along." He started the trek towards Ramshackle, and you followed him, looking forward to the blast you were going to have in the snow.
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can I ask for Rook, Floyd and Malleus with an s/o that has sinusitis (bad headaches basically)? Suffering rn, and it's not fun :(
Thank you, and take ur time!!!!
sorry that i'm so late with this!! i hope you're better now, make sure to drink plenty of water!
Romantic Rook Hunt, Floyd Leech, and Malleus Draconia with a reader that has sinusitus. (Headcanons)
Rook Hunt~
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🏹 Oh, you poor dear! It's a shame that someone as beautiful as yourself has to deal with such a horrible condition!
🏹 Rook will see to it that you don't overexert yourself or end up all alone when you need help. After all, how could he call himself a lover if he doesn't make sure you get plenty of rest and water?
🏹 9/10, because he can overbearing at times.
Floyd Leech~
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「Request」(Hi, I'm new and enjoyed your Trey & Jade works! ^^) Perhaps a platonic short imagine of Jade and/or Jamil with a Reader that managed to silver-tongue/give them the slip out of trouble on more then one occasion? Those two are tough cookies but I'm sure it's possible!
Jade Leech (Platonic Scenario-Sneakin' Around)
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A/N: I just finished a matchup with Jamil, so I'm gonna write for Mafia Eel #1 instead. Also, I named this after this song, and I purged all the old requests in my askbox, so send in some more.
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You were sure he wouldn’t be able to hear your breathing.
Then again, were you sure about anything regarding Jade Leech? He was an enigma, something he knew, and used to his advantage. Despite this, you two were acquaintances, even though you had managed to slip out of trouble from him on multiple occasions. Maybe this was why you were friendly towards eachother. He said once that he loved unpredictable things, and someone being able to run from him was certainly of the sort.
Lost in your thoughts, you didn’t notice the tree you were hiding in being shaked.
You fell out of the tree with a squeak, and fell into the arms of a certain teal-haired eel. You knew it wasn’t Floyd from the gloves alone, and you couldn’t decide if you wanted Floyd to be there instead. 
“Fufu, your hiding spot was certainly clever.”
You looked up at him, eyes wide.
“Jade-Senpai.....”
He set you down with his everlasting smile, and held out his arm.
“I’m very fond of you, don’t you know? Would you like to accompany me on a walk?”
“Um.... Sure.”
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Can I request hcs about Jamil, Kalim, Riddle and Idia with a gn! reader thats like Isabela from Encanto (maybe they're actually royalty) [sorry if this is too vague]
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Jamil Viper:
Jamil understands your plight of keeping up appearances. He's had to pretend to be average his entire life to not surpass Kalim.
He knows what it's like to be constantly under pressure, and he sympathises with you.
If you ever snap, he’s like “Relatable”.
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My #1 post of 2022
man the new cookie run game is looking great
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sleepyrazor · 2 years
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-🍂pumpkin carving with yumeko !!
thank you @sammo-writes-whatever for doing this fall collab with me! i love yumeko and i finally had a chance to write with my oc carmine(っ^▿^)
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“Yumeko!”
Yumeko kept running, her face red from laughing the entire time. If she kept this up, she knew she would collapse. Behind her was Carmine, a friend she had made earlier this year. She already thought of them as an older sibling.
Carmine was also laughing, desperately trying to keep up with the teen while they ran through the pumpkin patch. They were supposed to be picking out pumpkins they could bring home, but Yumeko stole Carmine’s jacket instead and ran.
“Yumeko, please! I’m freezing my butt off over here,” Carmine tried again. Rolling her eyes, Yumeko triumphantly responded.
“Get over here then. I’m not walking back.”
Yumeko slowed down until she stopped. Catching up, Carmine got their jacket back. They were quick to throw it on while rubbing their hands together.
“Did you at least pick out a pumpkin?” Carmine asked. Yumeko nodded while looking nervous. She bent down and grabbed a random pumpkin. It was a large one, slightly bigger than her head.
“Now I did! What about yours?” Yumeko asked Carmine while tilting her head.
Carmine responded, “I left my pumpkin near the car after you stole my jacket.” Yumeko’s response was to just laugh. She started walking to the car while trying to calm down. Carmines followed, adorning a soft smile aimed at Yumeko.
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“Hurry up!” Yumeko dragged the words out with a pouty face. She ran ahead out of the car while Carmine was stuck holding the pumpkins. Carmine laughed as she tried to hurry.
“If I try to go faster, I’ll drop the pumpkins and ruin our plans!”
Yumeko just crossed her arms, looking away with a pouty face.
“Can you grab the tools, please?” Carmine asked while putting the pumpkins down. Yumeko nods her head while going to grab the tools. While she did that, Carmine was setting the pumpkins up to prepare them.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
Pumpkin guts were flying everywhere. Yumeko and Carmine were laughing as they both were getting covered in the icky stuff.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
The pumpkins looked.. ok. Yumeko attempted to make a cute one that was smiling. Key word attempted. It resembled something out of a nightmare.
Carmine’s pumpkin wasn’t any better, though. Instead of a face, they attempted to make a cat. It only looked like one if you squinted at it hard enough. They both sat in silence, staring at the pumpkins. Until Carmines burst out laughing.
“At least we tried,” Carmine said while wiping tears from her laughter. Yumeko also joined in and started giggling. She put her tools down and stared proudly at her nightmarish-pumpkin.
“Well, I don’t know about you, but mine looks amazing. And you can tell what it is.” Yumeko responded with a devilish grin. Carmine put her hand over her heart while making a face of mock betrayal. They talked about the agony of Yumeko’s betrayal while cleaning up.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
“How did you get pumpkin guts in your hair?” it exasperated Carmine at this point. Yumeko only gave a cheeky smile in return.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
They both sat in the living room, drinking the fresh hot chocolate that was made. Yumeko kept yawning every 5 minutes and Carmine had a look of content on her face. She reached over and gave Yumeko a pat on her head. The two sat there in the comfort of each other until it was time to bring Yumeko home.
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in the chapter pages i wanted to add something engaging and add something that was relevant to the directory. i have emailed a couple studios like calico and red eye design to ask... why is that region a good place for designers...
“Hi there! My name is Bom and I am a design student from Auckland University of Technologies. I am currently designing a directory for young designers looking for studios and would love a quote form you guys! The question is… Why is Auckland a good place for designers? Cheers, Bom”
Responses
CALICO:
Hi Bom, Thanks for your email! That sounds like an awesome project. I’m more than happy to provide a quote. Great people really make a place, and Tauranga is full of them. We’re surrounded by people who want to collaborate and work together to push the envelope, which has created a really encouraging culture. It’s pretty nice being so close to the beautiful ocean too!
Let me know if there’s anything else that I can help with. May I ask how you found us? It’s always interesting to hear what channels people have come through. Cheers, Emily Woolerton
RED EYE DESIGN
Hi Bom, Sounds interesting. The schools themselves don’t make it a priority to promote the students that are graduating. Having an online portal to view students work from around the country would make it much easier for us to engage with them. We can’t attend all the shows but we are interested in talent from around the country. Auckland is a good place for designers as many head offices are based there so there is a better opportunity to work with bigger clients and bigger projects. Cheers, Sammo
MILK DESIGN
Hey Bom,
Apologies for the late response, busy days at the moment.
Why is Auckland a good place for designers?
The calibre of design coming out of Auckland, and more broadly across the country is at a very high level. It’s globally recognised, with awards like The Best Design Awards having international acclaim. Even our Australian counterparts like to enter Best because of the calibre.
Auckland is a small city relatively, and it’s a highly competitive environment with at least 100 agencies in Auckland alone. This means all agencies need to continually raise the standard to be competitive and get the work they need to flourish. This means that studio’s and the designers in them are pushed hard, making them well rounded, critically thinking practitioners. It’s an industry of continual betterment.
I also believe Auckland is a great place to be a designer now, more so than ever, because the traditional geographic boundaries are no longer a barrier. We’re getting enquiry for our services from across the globe. This means we can live in a great city like Auckland but still be exposed and work on international projects.
There’s probably more Bom, but hope this helps for now.
Thanks
Ben
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hey uhh this is probably a really annoying question but what do you think of kanan/inquisitor?
… No. Maaaaybe Kanan/Seventh Sister for the lols (since the actors are married) but otherwise, NOT my thing. 
Also, beyond crack ships and pre-Rebels ships, I really struggle to ship Kanan with anyone but Hera. I do headcanon that Kanan had a little school boy crush on Sammo while he was at the Temple, but nothing really beyond that. 
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jamezvaldes · 5 years
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39 - 43 (OC Ask) for Sam Matthews!
39. Who is your OCs biggest enemy?Alcohol and herself tbh
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?Went to an island full of dinosaurs when she hates them 
41: What is your OCs motto about life?talk shit get hit. 
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?Depending on the stage in her life, she during and after jurassic world, she’d drink coffee with a shit tonne of alcohol in it. But two years after jurassic world, she stops drinking both coffee and tea. 
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?Herself, because she goes through a lot but somewhat comes out alive
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icedteadrinker · 2 years
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Call me a Jackie Chan Fake Fan, but I really like Around the World in 80 Days 😳 . It’s silly, cheesy, campy fun. The action scenes have this really natural comedy to them and are well choreographed.
Your thoughts?
Ehehehe 😬
Around the World in 80 Days was actually my very first Jackie Chan movie! I saw it a few times as a kid, but rewatched it recently and I can’t say that I liked it all that much. It def has some funny and entertaining bits but overall… idk. I found for instance the Arnold Schwarzenegger part and the Richard Branson cameo (I mean????? What?) very off putting. I also didn't love Jim Broadbent's performance in this. And the choreographies just generally tend to be weaker in American/Western movies unfortunately. I can't even explain it right now but once you've seen one of Jackie's top tier Hong Kong movies you'll know. I did think the Wilson brothers cameo was funny. I like them.
But if you enjoyed Around the World I would recommend Project A, Dragons Forever and Legend of the Drunken Master, which are some of Jackie Chan’s best movies imo and have a lot of similar silly humor in them, as well as amazing choreographies in JC's trademark comedic style.
Also short tangent, but Project A and Dragons Forever both also feature Sammo Hung, a legend of Hong Kong action film and a former classmate of Jackie Chan’s with whom he collaborated a lot in the 80s. And Sammo Hung actually makes a cameo in Around the World too: he plays Wong Fei Hung, the guy who helps JC out when he's fighting those Scorpions guys. Wong Fei Hung is a real life Chinese folk hero, and he is also the protagonist of a couple of martial arts movies, including the Drunken Master movies, where he is portrayed by Jackie Chan himself.
So yeah I wouldn’t count Around the World amongst my favourite Jackie Chans but I’m always happy to talk about any of his movies really!! Thanks for the ask and sorry for rambling!
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kalu-luwa · 1 year
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Nephi @ idia when they get out of styx:
Idia makes a squeak-toy sound when he's locked in a chokehold by Neph lmaooo
"You got something to say for yourself, fire-for-brains?"
wait no that's a bit harsh of them despite literally choking idia
"Starting to think all of you need to see a therapist. Why don't we start with you, Mr. Shroud?"
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gffa · 4 years
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S.I.T.H for the star wars asks? (oe any if those you haven't done already?)
I admit, I laughed at your acronym, thank you, I needed that tonight.  ♥ S.  Best Moment? In lieu of agonizing over the literal hundred moments I want to yell about how much I loved, one of the best moments in all of Star Wars is this one:
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Obi-Wan did not have to go that hard, jumping out of his starfighter to literally launch himself like FIFTY FEET INTO THE AIR, twirling down onto the battle droids, just to be that fucking extra. There are lots of moments of the characters being extra, but what takes this to another level is what Anakin is doing right at that very second:
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I LOSE IT EVERY TIME.  ANAKIN IS UNBUCKLING HIS SEATBELT WHILE OBI-WAN IS OUT THERE SLICING UP DROIDS. ONE OF THEM KNOWS PROPER SAFETY PROCEDURES, MASTER. And one of them isn’t boring, Anakin. IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING.  (Artoo’s little hope out of the starfighter like, “Beep beep, I can be an extra fucker, too, Master Kenobi” just adds to the majesty of this scene.) Bonus:  Literally every interaction Obi-Wan and Anakin have on Geonosis in TCW, where Anakin’s utterly exasperated voice as he says, “YoU dOn’T wAnT tO tAlK tO iT dO yOu?” adds ten years to my life every single time I.   Best Clone? ALL OF THEM, SOBS.  THEY ARE ALL GOOD BOYS (/GIRLS/NBS IF THEY SO CHOOSE) AND THEY ALL DESERVED BETTER. If I had to pick absolutely one, it’s a difficult decision, but I probably have to go with Rex, just because we get the most story for him and so I have the most time emotionally invested in him. That moment where he cries on the cruiser, when Ahsoka takes his helmet off, because he doesn’t want to kill his brothers, but he doesn’t see another way out, like, if I hadn’t already loved Rex, I would have done so then.  He’s so good and he tries so hard and that war took so much from him and UGH REX DESERVED BETTER. T.  Favorite Species?  Twi’leks and WHAT I WOULDN’T DO FOR MORE WORLDBUILDING ON THEM.  I’d love more worldbuilding for Togrutas as well, but the Twi’leks have just enough to make me fascinating, but not enough to satisfy. They’ve been treated so poorly by the galaxy, constantly occupied and enslaved and traded for sex, how do they handle that, even when the government changes?  Like, this is something I wish The Mandalorian had done with Xi’an--how was she affected by feeling like the majority of the galaxy saw her as a sex object?  That they know nothing about her, but assume she’s easy just because she’s a Twi’lek? Does Aayla or Finn have to deal with that, when going out into the rest of the galaxy, too?  Always a shock to their system, because they’re so used to how it doesn’t mean anything to the Jedi?  Why does Aayla choose more provocative dressing, while Finn chooses a dark, sleek full-length dress?  Does Aayla just not even care, because the Jedi don’t care?  Does she wear it as a refusal to give up her connection to her culture, refusing to let the galaxy change her?  Like her Ryloth accent is kept, so too are her clothes kept?  Does Finn wear her dress because it’s comfortable?  What meaning do their clothes have for them?  How about Sammo, how does/doesn’t being a Twi’lek affect him? How about Hera?  We got some very nice stuff in Rebels, but I want more, I want more of books like Dark Lords of the Sith that actually explore what it’s like to be a Twi’lek on Ryloth during the time of the Empire, I want their story from their point of view, and also more on how Ryloth works! H.  A Character You Used To Love But Don’t Care For Now? I wouldn’t say I hate him, but every time someone uses Qui-Gon as the Perfect Jedi, as a weapon to beat on the other Jedi, I find it more and more difficult to like him.  Which is frustrating, because I like Qui-Gon!  Qui-Gon loved the Jedi, he wanted Anakin to be a Jedi, he was complicated and less than perfect and he was kind of obnoxious as fuck at times but he was hilariously okay with that, he knew he was annoying at times and was fine with it, I love him in canon!  I just have grown weary in fandom.  (This is absolutely an invitation for fandom to amp up the Qui-Gon love in a way that doesn’t pull down others to prop him up.  ♥)
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linalilia · 2 years
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Rocky road, mango, and black cherry?
thank you sammo!! 💖💖
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rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?
right now, it's tear drop from milgram (I STILL CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD I LOVE YUNO SO MUCH AND HER SONG IS A BANGER), right through me by the home team, microphone by the american authors and devil on my shoulder by kelsy karter!
mango: when and why did you start your blog?
if we're talking about my twst imagines blog, then you see, i've actually been thinking of writing imagines for while, but i wasn't brave enough to actually do it. but i REALLY wanted to try it, so i started thinking where i should post my works. i decided to go with tumblr because i did have a tumblr acc in the past and i have a lot of experience, so i didn't want to use something that i'm not so familiar with (i thought of making a wattpad or ao3 acc as well). and then i had to choose which fandom to write for and i thought of writing danganronpa imagines but.. i didn't really want to be associated with the dr fandom and this is also why i didn't choose genshin. and i was very hyped for the english version of twst, so i thought "oh, let's go with twst then"! and i'm glad that i got enough courage to post my imagines :)
and if we're talking about this blog, i just wanted to reblog more ask games, memes and other good stuff, but i didn't want to do it on my writing blog, so i made this one instead!
black cherry: four words that describe you?
OHHH THIS ONE IS HARD.. i guess it could be anxious, creative, hardworking and funny? this sounds like i have a very high self-esteem, but i didn't want to say too many bad things about me and i'm working on my self-confidence djdjksksk.
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fuforthought · 4 years
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Heya! I was sent here by Ramma (towritecomicsonherarms). Apparently you're the guy to ask about Kung Fu films. Any suggestions for someone who is brand spanking new to the genre? Thanks :D
@wellthatsclever you have come to the right place. Take my hand and let me guide you...
First off, you’re going to want to start with Jackie Chan. Forget Bruce Lee and forget Donnie Yen for now. Start with Jackie. Why? Because he’s a kung fu hub.
Start with Jackie’s 80’s stuff. So get your hands on Dragons Forever, Armour of God, Police Story and Project A. Once you’re done with these, you have numerous cinematic paths to take. You could delve in the sequels: Project A Part 2, Supercop, Operation Condor. Or you could say, “I like Jackie. What else does he have to offer?” If it’s the latter, I’d take a cautious step into his 70’s era. To keep it simple, start with Drunken Master and Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow.
The reason I suggest starting with Jackie is because he’s worked with everyone and, from his filmography, you can branch off into other areas. Do you like the really good acrobat he works with in Dragons Forever? That’s Yuen Biao. Pick up some of his gems like Knockabout. The fat guy? That’s Sammo Hung. Do you like how Drunken Master is directed? That’ll be Yuen Woo Ping who has a million films to choose from.
If you find you like old school stuff from the 70’s definitely dip into Shaw Brothers movies. While Jackie didn’t do any Shaw Brothers, you want to start with the quintessential classics: The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Eight Diagram Pole Fighter, Avenging Eagle etc.
Maybe you prefer the newer stuff. Watch Jackie’s Drunken Master II. Who else had great 90’s careers? None other than Jet Li and Donnie Yen. Now dip into their filmographies.
Put simply, my rule is start with Jackie Chan, find what you like and then branch out. Google actors you think are impressive. Same with directors. There is a LOT of crossover in this genre. Once you spread your wings a bit you’ll find more niche sub genres and weird Korean actors and Bruce Lee imitators.
Lastly, if you’re struggling, DM me. I’m more than happy to help with recommendations.
If you just want a solid list of must-sees, I can post one of those too. Let me know!
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calebdumes · 3 years
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I’m back with more Inquisitor!Kanan that no one asked for! If I keep this up (who am I kidding I probably will) I’ll have to make it a Real Thing™ and post it on AO3. Thanks to all who give it a read! I appreciate you!
Fandom: Star War Rebels
Rating: T (mild violence, vomiting)
Word Count: 1.6k
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Kanan was shaking. From cold or fear, it didn't matter, his body was trembling uncontrollably. The binders on his wrist cut into his skin, leaving behind small nicks of blood but he didn't notice it. He was too busy watching the Inquisitor. He was a Pau'an with dark red markings that stood out on his grey, skull like face. His yellow eyes were ringed with red and watched Kanan with a sickening hunger. The darkside dripped off of him in lazy rolls, twisting and curling around Kanan making it hard to breathe. He shook harder. 
Six years. He had been on his own for six years and never once did anything to catch the Empire's eye. But then he had to go and save the life of an ungrateful Devaronian from dying a horrible death under a mountain of rubble. He hadn't even been actively thinking about using the Force, it just happened and that was all it took. One well placed security camera and Kanan's inability to let fate run its course had him in chains bound for certain death. 
He had heard the stories of what happened to the Jedi that survived the Purge. None of it was good. Kanan could only hope for a quick death but from the sinister glint in the Inquisitor's eye, he had a feeling he was in for something, much, much worse.
Kanan felt the transport shuttle jolt as it touched down. His heartbeat thumped loudly in his chest as the other two inquisitors who came from him jumped down from the cockpit. The Pau'an smiled at him, revealing his pointed teeth. No one said a word as the ramp lowered, emitting a cold and biting salty breeze. One of the other inquisitors yanked Kanan to his feet and pushed him out of the shuttle. The inquisitors flanked him as he stumbled down the ramp. He stepped onto the thin walking platform that was suspended above still water that stretched as far as the eye could see. 
The platform ended at a tall dark spire that speared the glassy surface like a dagger. In the sky was the hellist glow of Mustafar. 
With every step Kanan took towards the spire he could feel the darkside tighten its hold on him, weighing him down until he didn't think he'd be able to move at all. The P'aun Inquisitor behind him gave him a forceful push, causing him to falter as the doors to the spire loomed before him. He dug his heels in but the bodies around Kanan were undeniable. 
Kanan lost track of time, the Force moving around him thick and hazy that he couldn't recall entering the Inquisitor's fortress or how he ended up strapped to an interrogation chair. But he did remember the pain. It coursed through him like fire, ripping his skin and muscles down until they were exposed nerves. With every shock his body convulse violently, straining against the metal vices that held him in place. Kanan bit through his tongue trying to hold back his screams. Hot blood filled his mouth, choking him as another round of pain washed over him. 
The Pua'an never asked him any questions - never said a word. He just kept sending bolt after bolt of electricity through Kanan's body until he wasn't even sure he had a body left. Time lost all meaning. He didn't know how long he had been strung up in the chair, at the mercy of the Pua'an, years could have gone by, centuries. When it did stop, Kanan slumped against his restraints, panting, bleeding, and wishing for a death that would never come. Not yet. 
The Inquisition had a new play thing to torture. They wouldn't let him go now that they had him. 
Kanan blinked weakly against the harsh light as a door somewhere out of sight hissed open. Mechanical breathing filled the space and with it a chill that sunk right to the bottom of Kanan's bones. Beside the Pua'an inquisitor stood a masked figure that had Kanan instinctually trying to scramble away, his legs kicking fruitlessly at the metal surface of the chair. 
"What have you brought me, Grand Inquisitor?" the masked figure asked in a deep voice. 
"Depa Billaba's Padawan my lord." the Pua'an responded in a crips Core accent.  
"Ah, the lost Padawan." There was recognition in his tone that made Kanan's skin crawl. "Caleb Dume."
Kanan shook his head, ignoring the spark of pain that flared behind his eyes. No, no that wasn't him. His name was Kanan, Kanan Jarrus - not Caleb. 
"We shall see." the masked man said, his voice echoing in Kanan's mind. He reached his hand out and everything went dark. 
"Follow along younglings." Master Luminara said. "And do try to stay together." She led a small group of three Jedi younglings through the busy hallways of the Republic Senate building. Species from all over the galaxy roamed the gleaming corridors, running to and fro with data pads in their hands or having hushed conversations as they wandered by. Caleb watched them all with curious eyes. He could already feel the questions bubbling to the forefront of his mind.  
Sammo could too and sent a sharp elbow into his side. "Don't even think about it Dume. We haven't even been assigned a Senator yet."
Caleb stuck out his tongue but his Twi'Lek friend had already turned his attention back on Master Luminara. Nerves ate at his belly. Today they would be assigned a Senator to shadow for five rotations to learn how the Senate worked. Some of the older initiates and Padawans had told stories about how boring it was or how mean some of the Senators were. Caleb tried to brush their tales away but some of the fear still remained. 
No, not  fear. A Jedi didn't fear silly things like meeting Senators. He was just cautious, that's all. And Master Kenobi always said it was wise to have caution.
The graceful Mirialan Master stopped outside of an arched silver doorway and waved her hand over the door chime. The doors parted silently and she ushered the younglings in.
Caleb, pushed behind Sammo and Tai, stood on the tips of his toes to try and see the Senator they were being assigned to. 
"Senator Amidala," Master Luminara said. "These are the younglings who will be shadowing you this week. Sammo Quid, Tai Uzuma, and Caleb Dume."
Caleb darted to the side of Tai to stand in line with the other members of his cohort, smoothing down the folds of his tan tunic.
Senator Amidala was beautiful, with dark hair pulled back away from her kind looking face and held in place with thin golden strips of metal. Her gowns were a deep purple that shimmered like twilight. She stood before them with a warm smile that chased away all the fears Caleb had about this assignment. 
"Hello younglings." she offered kindly. "I look forward to spending-"
"But why?" Caleb whispered. They were in the Senate Chamber, thousands of worlds represented in one echoing room. Chancellor Palpatine stood in the center on a raised dais, calmly listening to two senators arguing with one another.
Senator Amidala smiled down at him. "You certainly like that word don't you?"
Caleb blinked, confused. "What word?"
"Why." She chuckled.  
"He doesn't know when to stop using it." Tai grumbled from the other side of the Senator. 
"Well I think it's a wonderful thing.”
Caleb blushed. "I guess it is kind of annoying."
"There is nothing wrong with asking questions youngling, as long as you are asking the right ones."
"But how will I know if they are the right ones?"
"Now, that is a question I can't answer for you. That one you'll have to figure out on-”
Senator Amidala wrapped him up in a warm hug, placing a gentle kiss on the top of his head. "I'm going to miss having you younglings around!" she said, taking a step back.
Caleb could feel the heat color his cheeks. Sammo's face was more purple than blue. Tia, well Tia was Tia but Caleb could tell that she appreciated the Senator's praise. "I hope to see you around after you pass your trials."
"Maybe so if we ever put an end to this war." a new voice said from the doorway. Senator Amidala's face lit up as she looked at the Master who came to collect them.
"Ani - I mean, Master Skywalker. What are you doing here?"
"I came to get these younglings out of your hair." Master Skywalker smirked. 
Caleb felt his heart stutter in his chest. Master Skywalker! Master Skywalker was going to take them back to the Temple! Maybe he could give him some lightsaber pointers or maybe he could explain how -
Kanan slammed back to the present. Bile climbed up his throat burning the abused flesh. He barely had the energy to turn his head before he retched. Tears and snot ran down his face as he heaved, his mind a swirling mist of polluted memories. Tendrils of the darkside clung to him, unrelenting in their torment. 
The Sith had torn into his mind with calculated anger and vengeance. Ripping into long forgotten memories and tossing them aside until he found what he was looking for. And when he did, Kanan didn't think he'd ever be able to think again. The pain was more than physical, it was more than just a passing moment. It was everything. 
"Leave us." the Sith said. Kanan couldn't stop the whimper that escaped his lips.
"My Lord?”
"I said leave us." 
The Sith reached his hand out yet again and Kanan screamed.  
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A Being in Many Forms
A genderfluid Gabriel!!!
PAIRINGS Sabriel, Debriel, implied Gabestiel, very very brief mention of Wincest (so brief that if you’re not looking for it you might miss it entirely), but mostly it’s a Team Free Love fic bitches, so take that
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Gabriel swings her legs onto the couch, sitting on the back with her feet on the cushion next to Sam. “Heyyyyyyy Samoosekavitch. How’s things?”
Sam puts a hand on her thigh. “Things are okay,” he replies. “How’s things with you?”
Gabe shrugs. “Things is okay,” she whispers. She kisses Sam’s head softly. “You wanna do my hair?” she suggests. “We could watch a movie together.”
Sam smiles. “Get down here,” he murmurs.
In her female form, Gabriel has long auburn hair to her waist and she’s a whopping three inches taller than her male form. She’s not model-skinny, she’s even a little heavier than average, and every one of her curves are beautiful. Sam adores her beyond all reason.
She slides down to sit in front of Sam, wearing a mischievous smile. Sam starts to gently finger-comb her hair, working out all the knots and kinks, and then to gently French braid it, skilled fingers soothing her as she rests between his legs.
“I love you so much, Sammo,” she whispers. “You’re the light of my life, you know?”
Sam smiles as he does her hair. “I love you too, Gabriel,” he murmurs. “You’re beautiful, and kind, and good, and I’ll never stop being grateful that you exist.”
Gabriel nudges him gently, laughing. “I’m grateful that you exist too, you big lug.”
He shakes his head, chuckling. “Why do I try,” he mumbles to himself, tying it all up. He pats her shoulder. “Good to go. How’s that?”
Gabriel stands to admire herself. She has a tight, elegant braid halfway down her back tied up with the leather cord she gave Sam on their one year anniversary. She smiles and snaps her delicate, silver-polished fingers, and many small blossoms appear all up and down the braid. Small white baby’s breath and forget me nots for love everlasting and true. She spins to face her lover.
“You gonna kiss me, Sammich?” she teases. He smiles at her and steps forward to pull her close, connecting their lips.
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Gabriel magically (read: angelically) appears in Dean’s room, legs crossed on the bed. They smirk up at him.
“Hey there, you sexy thing,” they say suggestively, grinning. He brightens when he sees them.
“Nonbinary day?” he asks, indicating their body.
“Why yes, thank you for noticing,” Gabriel replies happily.
In their neutral form, they did somehow manage to figure out how to have no genitals, although they can never decide yes or no on breasts, so it fluctuates. They have chin-length diagonal-cut hair, one side of their head eternally shaved, and sharp, discerning almond brown eyes. They have an equally sharp jawline and taupe, brown-gray skin with soft, warm undertones. For some reason, this is the form Dean is always the most attracted to them in.
They flick their hair out of their eyes and look him up and down. “You look comfy.”
Dean glances down. He’s wearing his favorite, softest flannel and a pair of thick pajama pants. He flushes. “Yeah,” he mumbles. “Not doing this today so I felt like being a lazy bastard.”
They smile and uncross their legs, standing to walk over to him. They wrap their arms around his waist and look up into his eyes. “You’re beautiful,” they murmur honestly, smiling at him. “You are always so beautiful, Dean Winchester.”
Dean laughs and lifts them up to kiss them. They snake their arms around his neck and their legs around his hips, holding themself up as they kiss him deeply, holding him close to their body until he dumps them on the bed and they wrap themselves around each other.
Dean tucks their hair behind their ear softly and whispers, “may I ask you a question?”
Gabriel gives him a shit-eating look. “Darlin’, not only did you just ask me a question, but you don’t have to be all proper and say ‘may I’ with me. Maybe our other boyfriends’ll shoot you a bitchface, but with me you can talk like I know you want to.”
Dean chuckles softly, conceding their point. “Alright then, can I ask you another question after this one?”
Gabe laughs. “Of course.”
“Do you really not want to change your name?”
Gabriel chews the inside of their lip. “No,” they reply. “I don’t.”
“Isn’t Gabriel a little… masculine?”
Gabriel shrugs. “Well,” they begin. “To start off with, angels generally don’t change our names unless we Fall, like Lucifer did, and our angelic names are Cast from us. And also,” they add, booping Dean’s nose. “In The Beginning, when I was named, names were genderless. There was no value assigned to them, it was just the name I was given. My Parent made me Gabriel, and they also made me fluid. God knew that I was not just going to be their son – they were counting on it. And God gave me my name for a reason. I intend to honor that. Plus, I’ve grown attached to it over the millennia. Although I do also like Loki.” They pause, looking pensive. “Hm, I’ve never had a middle name before. Should it be Loki?”
Dean smiles. “I think if you want it to be, go for it.”
Gabriel kisses him again. “I love you,” they whisper. “So very much.”
Dean closes his eyes. He still has difficulty with feelings sometimes. “You know I do too,” he manages, which is better than some days.
Gabriel closes their eyes as well and rests their forehead against his. “I do know.”
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“Hello, Gabriel,” says Castiel before he’s even fully materialized next to his brother. Gabe snorts.
His male form might be his favorite, but if it is, that’s entirely because it’s the form he was in when he first met the Winchester boys. The little golden-haired golden-eyed candy-loving man he created for himself when he disappeared from Heaven is pretty amazing if he does say so himself.
“Hi Castiel!” he declares, in that same cheerful tone he always says it in since TV land.
Cas smiles softly at him. They don’t need any more communication than that. They both just know.
“Happy pride month,” Cas whispers. “Happy pride month to my wonderful genderfluid sibling whom I adore.”
Gabriel kisses his forehead. “Happy pride month to you too, Castiel.”
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