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"idiotic" for the guessing game?
Surprisingly enough no, but the word idiots shows up a lot in part of Terrible Twos so...
Scarlet’s eyebrow twitches, and she has to wonder if she’s surrounded by idiots.
No, she definitely is, she muses, staring at the group of troopers with ‘oh shit’ expressions and the two toddlers who had been teens only moments earlier. Two pairs of bright blue eyes look up at her from small faces, and she bites back a groan. This. This is why the experimental materia are not to be played with.
The sight of Reeve out of the corner of her eye is for once a blessing rather than a curse. Reeve is at least a competent human being, in contrast to most of their co-workers, or the idiots in front of her.
“Reeve! I need your help with something,” she says, raising her voice enough that her Urban Development counterpart could hear her.
“What do you…” Reeve trails off and looks at the toddlers in a puddle of a trooper uniform and a puddle of a Second Class uniform.
“Please take Second Class Fair and I’ll take his little trooper friend,” she orders. “And do not start running, if I have to call in the Turks to start identifying you idiots I will not be happy,” she warns, watching some of the ‘adult’ troopers tense as if to start fleeing.
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Is amputating thumb-sucking children’s thumbs to stop them from committing that sinful vice too far?
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Having a cat is exactly like having a child, i swear on everything my cat is in the terrible twos right now.
Cats are just like babies, once they’re old enough they start getting into things. And they are up all night.
My cat has me over here yelling at her at one in the morning, telling her to go to sleep.
#cat mom#cat#terrible twos#i think my cat is secretly a child#i’m a tired mom#let me sleep peacefully please
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AU I like to call Terrible Twos.
Why is it called Terrible Twos? Simple.
Dick just turned 20 and Bruce has died through a plausible comic scenario. Which leaves Dick to take care of 2 year old Damian, along with 12 year olds Jason Todd and Cassandra Cain(the two of them tell everyone that they’re twins)
Cue shenanigans and angst galore
#this is a very random au yes#however i like it a lot#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#cassandra cain#aus in the void#terrible twos
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My daughter's been telling me to shut up lately and I've been trying to get her to stop saying it so today she found a loophole and when I was telling her to stop her shenanigans, she literally said "all you do is open your mouth" and I had to talk myself down cuz holy shit bitch SHE'S 2
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TGIF guys.
Love these babies to pieces but please go home to your mothers.
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14. Paws
“Let me just go and wash my paws”, my two year old girl said. She got her chubby lil self off the chair and went in search of the sink to wash her ‘paws’.
Two year olds come out with the sweetest things, so I sure am glad I have a two year old.
People call that age the ‘terrible twos’, but with both my kids, I have always found the age of two to be the most precious. It’s that precarious teeter…
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#am writing#dailywrite#funny things#kids#life#mother&039;s love#motherhood#nanopoblano 2023#nanowrimo 2023#paws#personal#terrible twos#thoughts#toddler#two year old#writing
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mario has to be informed on who chris pratt is, and is disappointed
#mario#super mario#like mario would try and be nice like *ohhhh i bet he is just starting out! we all start out that'sa ok!*#and luigi tells him that *mario. he has just been like this for two decades along with being a terrible person*#and mario does the game over sound effect and loses a life
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Birds of a Feather
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#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Celebrating the Big and Small Wins in the Terrible Twos
Celebrate the big and small wins of toddlerhood! Navigate the "terrible twos" with grace and joy as we share insights into the triumphs of toddlerhood. #ToddlerTriumphs #TerribleTwosNotSoTerrible
Step aside, superheroes — there’s a new kind of triumph in town! Navigating the twists and turns of toddlerhood is no small feat, and every victory, whether big or small, deserves its own celebration.
Welcome to the world of toddlerhood, a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and monumental triumphs. Let’s celebrate the victories that come with the “terrible twos” — they’re not so terrible,…
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WIP ask game!
Thanks for the tag @redrobin-detective!
I'm going to list the names of all my (open) WIPs docs and anyone can send asks about them and I'll tell you stuff or post a snippet maybe!
Failure to Explode: Welcome to the Sports Festival
Failure to Explode: Teenagers (Scare the Living Shit out of Me)
Failure to Explode: Forest of the Night
Failure to Explode: Titanomachy
Expulsion, Probation, Promotion
Impulse (Incite)
Terrible Twos
Terrible Twos (Remix)
Tanuki versus First Class
Ragnarok (notes)
Silver in Midgar
BYU: Stenhald
A Shot in the Dark
Kamino's Ward
Tagging @pocketramblr @deusvervewrites @aimeelouart @boss-the-goofball
#crimson and emerald#build yourself up#failure to explode#terrible twos#silvery clouds and starlight
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sometimes you have to wonder what patience truly means when a toddler stands on a table and stares at you with an evil smile. I wanted to punch that baby
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You know you lost the battle for the day when you just eat out of the big bowl :( insult to injury if you make complete trash (in mass quantity) even though you’ve been putting in work to your diet. Tonight is a whole box of pasta with Tuna egg and mayo which I have no doubt I will eat all by myself
Today was a day. My husband is getting sober (coming up in 2 months alcohol free) and my toddler is going thru a phase where he doesn’t want me anywhere near him. Literally shrieks “Go away mama!!” at me over the slightest inconvenience and I have to stay out of the room for 5 minutes unless I wanna deal with the meltdown. We are trying so hard to gentle parent but
all I feel is defeated lately.
Like I get what both of them are going thru but Between my husbands dower mood and my kid being so hostile towards me, it’s just suffocating feeling like all I am in this house is an annoyance.
I’ve also been struggling to take my antipsychotics lately
Lordt help me
#psychosis#mental health#actually bipolar#schizoaffective#seriously schizophrenic#living with bpd#sobriety#mommylife#momlife#terrible twos#ed recovery
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The Terrible Twos Ain't All That Bad, Y'Know
Believe when I say that I know the terrible twos can be a very challenging time. But, through the right lens, they can be pretty terrific too.
Whether or not you have kids of your own, you’ve surely heard about the terrible twos. Society has taught us all that those two-year-old toddlers can be absolute tyrants. That particular age is the bane of every parent’s existence, because you simply cannot negotiate with these little terrors and their ceaseless tantrums. Here’s the thing, though. Despite the tantrums and big emotions of the…
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#child development#child psychology#childhood#modern parenthood#parenthood#parenting styles#temper tantrum#terrible twos#toddler#wild child
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No one ever tells you how parenthood is tough. People like to show positive photos of their kids smiling and laughing on social media but there is a lot that goes beyond that. It's 10:36 p.m. and Bella is fighting her sleep time. We are almost entering the what they call, "the terrible two's". I'm currently fighting a cold right now and feeling under the weather. I'm trying to keep calm as much as I can at the moment. I'm tired, I've been sneezing a lot, trying to care for my daughter and myself. I've made the mistake of posting on my instagram that I made "turkey pot pie soup" and told my husband via text it was chicken pot pie soup. He hates turkey for some reason and he caught wind of my instagram story indicating that it was turkey all along and didn't want to eat what I have just made. It was late and we decided to order Howlin' Rays. I've been cooped inside all day, this rainy weather sucks. But I'm sick anyways, oh and Bella finally fell asleep now. Thank you, God. Goodnight everyone.
P.S has anyone watched Street Food on Netflix? it's a MUST watch!
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