staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

ten and martha in flatline, i hope everyone sees the vision [x]

KING OF HEARTS

READ RIGHT TO LEFT!!

Iroh sleeping with his boys

Neil just reeks of the same energy as those fanfiction authors who casually leave the most batshit insane personal updates in the writer's notes

The day after Eddie accidentally implied that he was thinking about divorcing Steve on a live-stream, he’s live-streaming a little Q&A from his kitchen. A fan that’s either new or casual enough to not know about his marriage asks if Eddie has ever been in love.

Eddie, who interprets the question as ‘were you ever in love before Steve’ because he can’t fathom anybody not knowing that he’s in love with Steve, answers simply, “No.”

Meanwhile Steve, who is not privy to Eddie’s internal logic, is standing there with the coffee he made him like, “….Did I do something to upset you or are you just being mean to me for no reason?”

Eddie: They’re asking-

Steve: I heard the question. And for the record, I’ve been in love with you the whole time so like. Fuck me, I guess.

Eddie: Steve, that’s not…. *after Steve leaves* I’m gonna have to handle that.

Gareth, who is here and just trying to live his life: Maybe you should stop talking. Forever.

football managers + "fixing" players

SIENA ROSSO and ANTHONY BRIDGERTON

-> Bridgerton 1.08: After the Rain (1/3)

the og lyctors lived and honed their necromantic abilities for 10 THOUSAND years. g1deon was able to sap thanergy from bone wards without a second thought. mercymorn memorized the human body. augustine was also there.

Hey guess who was fucking around on the Wayback Machine last night

I’m sorry, I cannot stop laughing at this.

Just image. You go on a date with this guys you met on Tinder. He’s a little odd, and an animatronic but you’re not one to discriminate. Surprisingly a really nice guy. You decided to keep seeing this guy.

He’s pretty closed off about his past, doesn’t talk much about it. The most you‘ve been able to figure out if he may have lost his kids and doesn’t like to talk about it. You’re not gonna push about something that serious at the moment.

All the sudden, probably during another one of your dates, you guys get attacked by this little gremlin of an animatronic who keeps calling KC “Kill Code” and “false father” and you are suddenly dragged into this absolute mess of a family dynamic and children back from the dead and traumatized maybe siblings and two of them may be dead. Everyone is traumatized, destroyed, and/or missing/dead. Turns out the world as you know it has been trying to fall apart for the past two years thanks to this messed up family of animatronics made by Fazbear (but maybe not?), one of which you’re currently dating that was made to intentionally kill people.

This scenario is hilarious to me.

(@variousqueerthings he's so melodramatic and sad. it's soooooo </33)

[transcript:

"i said. i was fine. fine about you leaving. aand.. i'm not. so many of you have come and gone, i never get used to it, think i would've done by now but-but-but. No... just when i think it's all going well, we'll be together forever, you're wandering off to go save another universe or get married—how do you lot fall in love so quickly?"

"well, funny you should say that—"

"i just don't get it. but ehhh, short lives, i suppose. still, so long as you're happy, and you're with the right man, and—he is the right man? Eeehhh—yEs he is yes he is 'course he is, of COUrSe he is, and i mean, i mean, well, no man is gonna be good enough for my donna but YES yes [inhales] off you go! every time, one of you leaves. i'm not ready! i never am, you lot. uuUUhgh. [deep breath]. every one of you, a heartbreaker—"

"that's why you've got two of them, stupid. listen—"

"yeah, i suppose, but it doesn't... make it any easier, you all leave... even the robot dog left me. twice!"

"alright, doctor, i am trying to—"

"and another thing! the universe just never gives me a break! a chance to lick my wounds, a spa day, maybe? but aw, no, Giant Cloud Of Alien Death. well, fine. i'll sort that out. [inhales] one more thing. so many more things. never NEVER never ends."

/end transcript]

Seriously this has been fucking me up for ages ever since the episode came out Valentino just what the fuck is this supposed to be I need to know if this means we're going to see his live performances in future seasons this is genuinely driving me senile:

We know this is not just a private photo shoot he has laying around in the building. This is an actual promo being displayed in the streets of hell for random pedestrians to ogle at (smack dab next to a separate advertisement of his own employee which is certainly a choice), so we know this event most certainly not an exclusive one and is marketed directly towards the masses in hell. Which begs the question:

What the hell is this meant to promote??? We know it's a live performance, and since it's Valentino we can safely assume the performance is going to be at least somewhat sexual in nature but that still does not give us any inkling as to what he will be doing in said live performance?? Is he singing? Dancing??? I assumed it's not the latter because I think his pose would presumably not be comfortably sitting (just what the hell is he sitting on that does not look like a chair) with his ass front facing the camera, hand on his thigh if it's that kind of show.

The poster also sort of implies he is going to be preforming whilst wearing his pimp outfit which just makes the whole thing even more confusing on top of everything else. the fact that he's sitting with his ass front facing the camera, hand on his thigh in his pimp outfit in the first place is already sending mildly mixed signals but maybe that's just me personally. Disregarding the possible theory that Valentino used to preform similar shows to this before he became an overlord, what is a show like this meant to accomplish exactly? Is it a celebration of the past? A way to recruit new followers? More audiences for his film products? Or a marketing strategy for the general image of the Vees themselves? And if so why is Valentino sitting with his ASS FRONT FACING-——

adding onto my dai list lu ten au thing where hes the only agent allowed in and out of ba sing se cus hes more of a lone wolf agent that does more assassin and spy type stuff for long feng personally rather than a secret police officer like the rest of the dai li. imagine he hears rumors about zukos burning and banishment in passing and just. Pauses. and feels a really sickening tug and harrowing deja vu for a while. not really sure why. like walking in a room and forgetting what you were doing and being deeply bothered about it all day. or getting acid reflux over something you don’t remember eating. or waking up from a bad dream you don’t remember anything about

anyway I think the holographic implants should be permanent and from now on Tegan, Ace, and Yaz should, at the most emotionally needed or hilariously inconvenient moments, be haunted by their best friend and actually have a chance to talk with them.