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zz7zrm2xosa · 1 year
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benevolenterrancy · 1 year
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you can even respect women now! exciting!
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ch3rie-pop · 5 months
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Okay SCP-gang, whoever you are, how are we feeling about this design? Do we dig trans-masc Y/N or naw? I’m use to making non-binary coded viewers but I wanted to do smth different. If this fella’s too macho I’d be willing to dial it down with suggestions.
(Let’s be real here they look like the protag for an old school harem anime)
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM THO
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FEMALE. WOMAN. BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF-
cough cough, sorry about that. Anyways, I kinda forgor to put the SCP logo on her left chest area but ignore that, fem Y/N would look a lil smth like that.
So how bout it?
ALSO! I NEED HELP COMING UP WITH A LAST NAME
NO WE’RE NOT JUST GOING TO PUT L/N COME ON YOU’RE DEPRIVING ME OF CREATIVITY
Alr! That’s it, stay tuned for more SCP nonsense 💅💅
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phddyke · 1 year
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“I love wovengold but don’t you wish Hunter had joint cust—” No.
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neilgayman69 · 23 days
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Me: using my cane while on a day trip out "my body doesn't hurt I don't need this"
Me: a couple hours later in so much pain that I wish I could lie on the floor "am I entirely sure a cane is enough?"
Me later again: legs only hurting for short bursts of time "it's fine, a cane is fine"
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soldier-poet-king · 1 month
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I have too many emotions in too quick a succession with periods of severe emptiness in between I just. I don't have time to PROCESS any of them. It's like I've been incurring an emotional 'debt' for 27 years.
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kazieka · 9 months
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sometimes i wonder if im just being a huge bitch about my biological grandma (bc most of my family thinks so) so I just imagine writing out an AITA post and realize how fucking stupid it all sounds and feel better about myself. i didn’t meet her until I was 4 because she didn’t like how my parents did discipline so she called cps about it. she used to bait her ex husband into hitting her so she could cry to her friends and when he refused she would go and doctor her face with eyeshadow and pretend he hit her anyway. when my mom came out she said and I quote “i hope you never see your kids again, they should hate the militant lesbian bitch you’ve become” like hm maybe I deserve an award for not setting her on fire actually
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sootonthecarpet · 1 year
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can anybody help me raise like 30-60 bucks for a small grocery run or some takeout? I'm doing ok, but my bf (@johnnygatknifeplay) is having some dental issues flare up, and we only have a few things he can safely eat right now; he's nervous enough about managing our resources for the next week or so that it's making eating that much harder for him. if I could pick up a few safe foods from the store (like sauce and meat to supplement our plain pasta), or get us some takeout so he can eat something complex and wholesome, it would help us out a lot. you can send via his venmo or his paypal.
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dinitride-art · 11 months
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We talk a lot about the swing set right? But do we talk about how Mike and Will would’ve been little menaces at recess? Miwi single handedly got the school to make rules for the swings. Like, no standing on the swings, no climbing to the top of it, no lying across both swings and getting pushed by someone, no swinging as high as possible and jumping off to see how far you go, no hanging onto the sides of the swing set and letting go at the same time to crash into someone else, one person per swing, no wrapping the swings around each other so you spin around as it unravels, no hanging onto the swing after you push someone so you get lifted off the ground, etc.
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ughgoaway · 14 days
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my whole body is in agony rn, woooo!!! will having chronic illness ever be fun and quirky?? bc rn it's just pain and medical gaslighting...
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Canonically, in Disney's Cinderella (1950), Cinderella was cleaning that huge house completely by herself, washing all those windows, cleaning "tapestries, draperies" and huge carpets. Before the advent of washing machinery. And that's on top of laundering her stepfamily's expensive frilly gowns and underwear. Still on top of all that, she also cleaned the chimneys, scrubbed the terrace, tended the garden, and swept everything. She's seen scrubbing the floor of the house's huge front hall on her hands and knees, with a scrub brush, when the ball invitation arrives.
Plus she carries three trays of breakfast up a huge flight of stairs, like this
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and swaps the trays for laundry baskets while she's at it
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What I'm saying is that Cinderella is both a strongly written character as well as also probably very physically strong, with incredible balance. She actually could probably throttle a horse, but would obviously never do that.
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listenupcupcakes · 26 days
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i expect your head must been hurting from all this bullshittery lately, so i got you this to help <3
*i hold up a cow-sized pain killer for big lad solly*
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THANK YOU PRIVATE!
MY HEAD IS TOO STRONG TO BE DAMAGED
I WILL STILL TAKE THE PAIN KILLER!
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simgerale · 2 years
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back in the city, noelle and bronson hit the gym to appease both of their managers!
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belovedknightdraws · 6 months
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All the stuff I drew this October
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miodiodavinci · 1 year
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i need to be asleep but i'm looking at the tax return money i have stashed away and wondering just how much of a quality upgrade i should make in terms of mixing headphones
#the brand i've been using has served me fairly well#but i don't know if they're still in production because the last ones i've ordered came worn/damaged and had to be returned#and my current pair is Quite Literally hanging on by a thread#(read: it is taped together with electrical tape and a large tongue depressor to replace the broken hinge)#(and has a small bead jammed into the cup joint to prevent it from swinging outwards)#(and i have to put a folded sock on my head to counteract the compressed headband foam)#so i've been thinking i ought to upgrade just a bit from the $20 range to perhaps the $50 range#but i'm staring at the company i'm thinking about ordering from and wondering if i should just#go ahead and spend a little more to get a slightly more sensitive and collapsible studio-level pair#but spending more is scary ! ! ! !#what if they're bad ! ! !#what if they sound terrible and feel bad and get lost in the mail when i try to return them ! ! !#or what if they sound so so good all my mixing things will sound terrible no matter what ! ! !#or well i'm not sure how to describe that last fear but i think it basically amounts to#what if it makes vocal synth voices sound bad somehow#ughhgh i know it'll be better for me in the long run to invest now while i have the option#because no doubt the more expensive pair will last longer and give me better quality results#(evidence: an astounding number of people reporting they've used theirs for 5-10 years with no sound decay)#as opposed to my current ones which i've had to replace every 3 years#$70 for potentially 10 years of good audio . . . .#which is roughly what i'd be paying with the cheap pair but with only mid-tier audio#h m m m m m#i'll sleep on it i guess . . . .
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