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constant-merlin-torture · 2 years

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Merlin Things Pt. 9

Arthur: Merlin you’re such a dumbass

Merlin: fair

Arthur: And I hate you

Merlin: Mutual feeling

Arthur: And…and you’re a coward

Merlin: Aren’t we all

Arthur: …. Arthur: ….You have large ears?

Merlin: how else am I supposed to hear your grating voice?

Arthur:

Arthur: we should make out

Merlin: yes

Bonus:

Lancelot, watching this interaction with Gwen: so they’re just?? Always like this???

Gwen: I try not to think about it too much

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lieu-rey · 2 months

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it's so jov(i)er

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #omg im posting again<3 #also yes im making the same live reaction joke whatever suck my ass #ive been meaning to post this shit for weeks #my art

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chrollohearttags · 7 months

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y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#rant #vent and rant #cw discourse #I see fifty toxic baby daddy fics with toji’s dirty ass and nobody moves #but damn #a character who’s balls y’all were just sucking two weeks ago can’t smoke a blunt #I don’t even write these so called ‘toxic’ hcs but I’m all for black women having representation in whatever way makes them comfortable #get over yourselves #like who do you hoes think y’all are #nobody has to write to appease a bitch who can’t even spell her own name #the way my lil hiatus is about to turn into me archiving this shit and leaving #cherry chats 🍒#my blog is not a safe space for you fucking losers #and if you don’t like it #unfollow me #I love eren and the AOT characters over here and I’m not gonn stop writing for them bc you bitches got a new character to gush over

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peanutseagle · 8 months

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damianya week - day 3 "Athletics or clubs"

#context #anya has been in the marital arts club for years #but only now decided to force damian to join after he almost got kidnapped (for the third time)#he still really sucks at it but yk? watching anya practicing how to kick ass aint that bad 👀#damianya #damian x anya #anya forger #damian desmond #spy x family #damianya week 2023 #hosted by discord server Spy x DamiAnya!#sxf #sxf fanart #my art #fanart

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crawley-fell · 2 months

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I GOT OFFERED A NEW JOB!!! I DONT HAVE TO WORK FOR MY ARSEHOLE BOSS ANYMORE!!! IM FREE!!!

#i honestly cannot tell you how awful the last 6 months of work have been #my boss is a complete witch and now she can SUCK MY ASS #i have fantasized about giving her my notice for weeks

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10kiaoi · 1 year

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Unnecessary.

#chreon #Chris Redfield #Leon S. Kennedy #re art #resident evil #biohazard #the followup to Eagle One HAHAHAHA #bruh having a rough time at work #was pulling 13hrs days the past week #having to pick up the slack from understaffing sucks ass

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somebluemelodies · 5 months

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DAY ONE OF SPIDERBIT THEME WEEK STARTED BY @anonymous-dentist! :D SELECTED THEME: ROYALS part of my existing spiderbit royals au, which you can find here :)

All things considered, this gala is actually tolerable.

It's not that Roier hates galas - he likes dressing up, gossiping with townsfolk, participating in a few dances. It's the politics he doesn't like: classist courtiers, uptight generals, all the talk of pacts and trades and treaties, this and that-

Too many negatives and not enough positives.

But this? This is his first gala with Cellbit as his personal guard. As his partner.

There was another gala, months before. Back when Cellbit was still practically a stranger to him, one of the knights who patrolled the parameters of the massive ballroom and down the halls to ensure nothing went awry. Back when suitors were coming up to him left and right, looking to flirt and dance and win his hand alongside his heart. Roier would humor them, but they would never win. Even if it made his parents increasingly exasperated with him.

There will be none of that this time around, though, at least he certainly hopes. This time, things are different. So much different.

In what has to be a first, there's no armor on Cellbit to be found. Instead, the silver metal has been replaced with black and white and deep emerald fabrics; a high-collared shirt and a long coat. The guard's sword is in its sheath attached to his waist, though, veiled from immediate sight by a black cape, and he expects nothing less.

In no uncertain terms, Roier has trouble looking away. But it's fine, because Cellbit keeps looking at him, too, with unadulterated adoration, smiling with such a warm fondness that it makes him melt all over, and he wonders how the hell he went for so long without it.

(There's a lot of other eyes on them at first, too. It makes Cellbit stiff in his vigilance, his face open to the world and not just his world. But Roier's hand barely leaves his.)

(They really do stand out; dark greens and reds contrary to the bright yellow-golds and vivid violets of the prince's parents. A match that could rival, indeed.)

The gala enters its full swing and everything is, well, normal. Tolerable. The prince makes his rounds with the townsfolk, getting his favorite clue into the local drama. Chisme.

The guard accompanies him, too, but occasionally walks off to strike conversation with his own companions, or do his own silent checks around the borders of the ballroom. The latter doesn’t go unnoticed by Roier.

“Ya, mi amor,” he chastises fondly when Cellbit returns once. “Nothing to worry about.”

The band starts playing a tune that makes Roier perk up immediately, and before Cellbit can dispel the recognizable glint in his eye, the guard is being pulled deeper into the ballroom, Roier’s hand sliding into his own as the prince’s free settles on his shoulder.

Cellbit huffs, but he’s anything but upset, especially with the way Roier’s face lights up with a laugh, pressing closer still.

(And he remembers why dancing isn’t so bad, after all. If it means this.)

(They’re getting married. Married.)

The song ends with Roier getting twirled out with a laugh and a flourish. Then, it’s clear he gets another idea, tugging Cellbit’s hand lightly. “Sigueme, sigueme.”

They’re slipping out of the ballroom and down a hall, going up the stairs. Their final destination is revealed when the prince pushes open one of the double doors and they’re hit with a cool summer breeze.

“They’re going to notice we’re gone.” Cellbit quirks a brow.

“And? I saw the look on my father’s face. I am not listening to another general if I can help it.”

The guard hums, smiling amusedly. “Brilliant solution.”

“I’m full of them, no?” Roier responds.

“Sometimes.” The quip is met with a gasp and a smack to Cellbit’s shoulder. Roier pulls back in faux hurt, hand to his heart and everything, but then Cellbit’s hands are on his waist and he’s pulled right back. The prince pouts. “Hijo de puta.”

Cellbit only smiles knowingly, and Roier feels positively fuzzy. Their lips connect, and he’s flush against his love once more, arms circling snugly around the guard’s neck.

(A fire burns. All it took was patience.)

(He’s never letting go, now.)

When they finally pull apart, Roier rests his head against Cellbit’s shoulder, and they hold each other tighter still.

They can’t hear the music from the ballroom anymore, but it doesn’t matter. The night is their guide, as it always has been, and all is well.

#the ending kinda sucks ass BUT #in self defense i woke up this morning feeling physically like shit #but the spiderbit grind never stops #this is longer than what i normally post i hope y’all like it :D #qsmp roier #qsmp cellbit #spiderbit #qsmp #blue writes qsmp #spiderbit royals au #a.d's spiderbit week

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 3 months

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that thing that happens to astronauts

#crackpost #headcanons #of asort #not tagging this. half because it sucks. half because i can not stand the sight of solaris like this. she's so fucking scaries here #shes hardly recognizable. thats not solaris that's some different stranger with all the skin sloughing off of her #her hospital drip.... this is NOT slay #anyway i think she proceeds to do this exact same thing for the next like three weeks #imagine going up in space and forgetting abt what gravity feels like. and the next time you walk its with CRUTCHES #chat she's going to bust her ass..... nobody clip this

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momotonescreaming · 2 months

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lowkey obsessed with the domestic college stommy au that lives in my head

#stommy #momo.txt #no upside down au established stommy they leave hawkins together #go to college and get a shitty tiny 3 bedroom apartment in the city #that they share with robin and carol #because they cant go anywhere without their girls #and Tommy's already had his redemption he's trying to be nicer and do better #but his sharp edges are softening even more in the city #he gets to wake up in the morning in his boyfriends arms he gets to explore this side of himself #they watch bastball games together and hug and kiss and cheer whenever their team scores #he can slap steves ass when he's making breakfast and tommy comes up behind him #because theyre both still jocks #carol makes a chore chart and sticks it to the fridge so they can rotate through all the chores in the shared spaces #gives everyone baskets to keep in the bathroom to keep all their products separate (this is mostly for carol and steve)#robin is dating vickie and she wants what stommy has she wants to wake up in the morning to her gf but she can't just ask her to move in!!#tommy says yes you can suck it up and fucking ask her to move in next semester already #steve is a little nicer and reminds rob that vickie loves her and she'd never be mean about it if she wasnt ready to move in #but she totally is so thats a non issue #they all go to parties at frat houses and steve and tommy drink and dance and use the alcohol as an excuse to get all touchy in public #carol flirts and goes home with some hottie of the week #she's having fun being single and exploring herself and the dating world #robin dances and has fun but eventually just goes home with vickie #they have fun they build up this lil friend group and its everything and theyre free #they made it out of hawkins theyre away from their parents #im just!!!!!#aaaaaaaa #theyre fun to think about i love them #if anyone is reading this i love u

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pansyfemme · 3 months

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theres so many people i know who want to start t but say they can’t do needles and while i respect that. you will likely still have to get fairly regular bloodwork, so theres no way to avoid it completly

#just thinking bc i have to get it today #used to be more regular. at the beginning it was every 5 weeks for the first 6 months #now its once a year or so #standing by the sink downing water until i feel sick and then continuing bc my veins suck ass

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ithinkdogshouldvote2 · 7 months

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YOURE TELLING ME THAT I GOT A TASTE OF TERRY JR AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT 2 GODDAMN WEEKS WHILE ANTHONY BITCH CUCKS ME????? I'm gonna fucking THROW UP.

Update:

FUCK.

Due to recent developments, I'm freezing myself in a block of ice. Unthaw me in 4 weeks.

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prismaticuniverses · 5 days

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today kind of sucked :(

#rambles #it’s continuing to suck as we speak #my paranoia is kicking my ass that’s all I dare to say #if. if anyone has some nice or reassuring messages i would love that :(#no pressure though!! I think I’m just having a bad day. more like a bad week 😭

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freak-accident419 · 3 months

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forgive me if i sound desperate but where is everyone :’) ?? i was so eager to share my newest derek fic bc i think its one of the best ive written (and the longest, like its 4k words guys) but its kinda flopping rn ??? idk !! is everyone gone rn or was it just mediocre ? but anyways, i appreciate all your reblogs, comments, and likes <3 thanks for staying with me

#holden struggles #This was the slowest fucking month ever #like last week sucked so much ass #it wasnt just me right?#i hope everyone is taking a mental health break because it seems as everything is going wrong

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zilodak · 1 year

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Ohhhh I'm recoloring something ohhhh