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sweeneydino · 3 days

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Burger.

Empty ver.

Always love it when I see people making pre-mutation(and even pre-moviestar) Lou act a lot like Leo. It's literally my favorite thing. Like father, like son- wait-

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt hamato yoshi #rottmnt lou jitsu #rottmnt hamato sho #my art #fanart #trying to get the show style-#drawing meme #meme template #memes #tmnt meme #he might be dumb but we love him for it #crackpost #shitpost

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heartfullofleeches · 8 months

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[Scientist Reader stands surrounded by a pile of bodies - holding a single cup]

Scientist Reader: hm....

Yan Henchman: Master! Are we under attack?!

Scientist Reader: no, I am just experimenting. Now, in my hands is a cup of poison

Yan Henchman: ......

Scientist Reader: it is actually a cup full of a mixture of my saliva, sweat, and other... fluids the body produces

[Yan Henchman immediately snaches the cup and downs it's contents, joining their coworkers on the floor. Reader casually strolls over to the bottle of toxins and pours another]

Scientist Reader: thankfully it is not lethal. Onto bigger fish. Care for a drink, my friend?

[Reader offers the cup to the hero who's watched this whole thing happen. Yan Hero remains silent. Amused, reader spits into the cup. Yan hero begins to sweat - fingers twitching as reader places the glass within range]

Scientist Reader: as well all things, it's only a matter of time~

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere oc #yandere #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #yandere insert #yandere scenarios #yandere text #crackpost

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lvndrlondonfog · 17 days

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New oopsie!omens update, same vibes

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #oopsie omens #oopsie omens fanart #oopsie!omens #Jophiel #azazel #staged #david tennant #micheal sheen #crackpost #lvndr draws

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 5 months

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character in agony save me. character in agony. save me character in agony.

#crackpost #it needs to stop being winter so i can stop feeling this 'seasonal depression' and start torturing without discretion

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deadghosy · 2 months

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Silly crack one shot alastor x stoner male/gn reader

CRACKED OUT

Prompt: Alastor having a stoner boyfriend

Alastor was walking to his room for cane. He hummed a jazzy tune. He was wondering where you have been all day since he hasn’t seen you. He wasn’t concerned, oh no. Cause most sinners in the pentagram know that you are alastor’s significant other.

Alastor reached his door to smell…..weeed? The ZAZAAAA🔥 he covers his nose with his deer ears flat back as he scoffed with a strained smile. He told you not to smoke in his room…but he guessed you had forgotten as he opens the door to see you giggle with glossy eyes.

“Dear?” You kept giggling as Alastor eyes you suspiciously. You turn your head to face him as you look up like a mindless child.

“Are you high?” You just stare at Alastor as he asked you that

“Heyyyy….” You said as you give him a derpy smile. Mostly wobbly at most but you just smiled with a peace sign. Alastor sighs with a soft glare as he opens a window letting out the strong stench in the air. You shiver with a pout.

“Heyyyy…dude…turn the heater on or something..” you said as Alastor ignored you not listening. You pouted more and start to whine about being cold for 5 minutes until Alastor slammed the window shut after the air was gone.

You jolted holding your ear, “babe don’t yelll…” you turned over in your bed as Alastor sighs looking around his room for his trusty cane.

“I’m not yelling my sweet doe..” Alastor said as he puts in a nice air fresher to smell better in here. “And if you are ever hungry..here.” He said

He used his magic to teleport your favorite snack incase you get munchies later.

You squirm as you were stimming happy yo see your favorite snack as you smiled

Alastor couldn’t help but use his magic to tuck you in bed as your eyes were looking heavy.

You snuggle into the covers giggling but then it calmed down a little as Alastor dusted off his coat

“……I think I’m cracked out babe….” You said lastly as you giggled with glossy eyes as you closed them. Alastor just sighs grabbing his cane and leaving.

#crackpost #crack post #crackhead #crack fic #Alastor x stoner! reader #stoner #stoner! reader #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel x gn reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x reader

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willgrahamscock · 1 year

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Hannigram shippers are insane, they’re like oh I love their dynamic and the dynamic is like:

Hannibal: You’re my friend, Will :)

Will: I would sell you for a corn chip

#alex says things #hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #crackpost #does any1 get the reference

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xxhellonursexx · 1 year

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A vaguely inspirational plaque for your therapy office.

@whats-bi-is-dean

#lestat #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #crackpost

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lovesick-joey · 1 year

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headcanon where bruce likes sending "memes" to the people he knows to seem "hip with the kids" but instead most of them find it concerning. kinda.

(yes this is an excuse to use this whatsapp generator stfuuu)

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green-static · 24 days

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Angel: Whiskers I heard ya sayin’ something about a strap earlier?

Husk: yeah?

Angel: what do you have one of those for???

Husk: I always have one?

Angel: 😳 can I see?

Husk: *pulls out saxophone neck strap*

Angel: …

#I’m sorry my brain is messed up #😭🤚#hazbin hotel #crackpost #husk hazbin hotel #Huskerdust #hazbin angel dust #ramble ramble ramble

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lesbi4izuku · 1 year

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his love for all might merch knows no bounds

#crackpost #deku #izuku midoriya #mha #all might #bakugou #bkdk #bakudeku #fanart

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aircommandr · 5 months

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gabriel undertale and frisk1

#ultrakill #undertale #doodle #crackpost #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #aircommandr

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heartfullofleeches · 9 months

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Self deprecating but thembo reader is so sadly adorable. A kind, caring sweetheart who always has everyone's best interest in mind. but never fails to be shocked and in disbelief when everyone confessed too them-

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Attendee: Hey, Y/N - Noah called out sick. Do you think you can run the kissing booth tonight?

Thembo Reader: I'll try... sorry in advance in there's no sales

[As soon as they take a seat crowd rolls in. By the end of the night Reader's face and shirt is covered in hundreds of lipstick stains like they're a living canvas. People take out loans to kiss their love fool one more time.

Thembo Reader, looking at themselves in a mirror on the desk: ah.

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Thembo Reader: Everyone deserves to be loved!

Their yans: including you

Thembo Reader: 😶

Their yans: especially and only you.

Thembo Reader 😶

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Yan: We're going out to eat tonight. You decide

Thembo Reader: ah...I don't really have a favorite restaurant.... It's up to you

Yan: I forgot the name of the last one we went to. Can you point it out on this map?

[Reader points to their favorite restaurant]