Cass and Steph: *sneaking around the Manor trying to find the holiday gifts before they're wrapped*

Cass [walking into the garage]: *gasps*

Cass: Steph! Found Tim's!

Steph [over her walkie-talkie]: OooOOh! Me too! Poor boy's gonna get a LOT of socks this year...But what'd you find?

Cass [excited]: It's a bisexual!

Steph:

Steph: *inhales*

Steph: Can you...describe them, Cass?

Cass: *crouches*

Cass: Wheels. Bell. Green.

Steph: I--

Steph: *trying not to laugh*

Steph: I mean, cool. Cool. But did you mean bicy--

Someone on the other end, muffled: Steph, why are you in my laundry hamper?

Steph: Oh, hey! Cass, guess what *I* just found?

Cass: ?

Steph [voice shaking like she's trying to hold herself together]: Tim.

Tim [over the walkie-talkie]: What are you guys doing? It's literally 10am, everybody's asleep.

Steph: Except you, obvees.

Cass: Hi Tim!

Cass: I found your bisexual!

Tim:

Steph: *holding her breath so she doesn't lose her composure*

Tim:

Tim:

Tim [hushed and frantic]: Listen, you CAN'T tell Bruce about Bernard, okay? He's already so weird about dating civvies and I still haven't--

Cass: You named it?

Steph: *finally breaks*

Steph: HAAAHAHAAA!

💫STARCHILD💫

Slight design update ive been putting off for Ozzy Kozmic so that he represents current me a bit better. Would love to hear what you guys think of this update and if you prefer this design or the original

WHERE WERE THE AWAKENING SECOND GEN ON JULY 21ST 2023

i got a xxy flaxen/thicket today everyone clap and cheer. totally unrelated little thing for size.

7-1: TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH

AND PAINT

THE WORLD

RED

7-S: nah nvm lol

Hey what are your feelings on

1. lae'zel

2. Emperor

lae'zel is actually one of the best companions in the game and everyone who hates her or says she's just mean fundamentally doesn't understand her character. she's literally the nicest girl in the world given her usual environment and upbringing. she essentially has the exact same backstory as shadowheart in that she was raised in a controlling violent cult and has spent most of her life (including the start of the game) brainwashed by that cult into the person she is today. and yet despite it all she is trying her best to help people. she DID NOT have to save you on the nautiloid and she DID NOT have to promise to take you to what she had every reason to believe was a cure-all for the tadpoles and she goes so far as to defend you and the rest of the party to other gith despite her extremely xenophobic society pressuring her around every corner to do otherwise. over the course of the game she literally had her entire way of life and belief system uprooted from top to bottom and she ultimately decides to deal with it by becoming a hero and dedicating her life to saving others from the same situation she was in. her entire character, at its core, is so extremely dedicated to helping other people even at the cost of herself. she has the same trauma and should get the same treatment and sympathy as shadowheart and you guys just don't like her because she's not conventionally attractive and standoffish at the start of the game but when you actually follow her companion quest and/or romance her she is so sweet and trying her best and she is a TOP TIER companion and i am not going to pretend like she isn't.

the emperor is one of my favorite characters in all of bg3. i know i just went off about lae'zel but god the emperor is so good. he is a LIAR. he is a Bastard Capital B In Bold. he is the deceiver trope played straight from the very beginning and you can't trust a word he says and half of act 3 is practically dedicated to proving just how full of shit he is. he is an awful person who presents himself as a savior and a hero but at the first sign of resistance or hesitation he snaps and doubles down his manipulation in an attempt to control and corral the player into doing what he wants. his first reaction to the player turning down/questioning his sex scene in any way is to gaslight and accuse them so he can shift the blame and keep up his veil of heroism. he encourages them to let go of their humanity and turn themself into a cannibalistic monster while constantly swearing it's for the greater good. he literally runs off to join the netherbrain if you free orpheus. ansur was right all along. balduran died the minute that tadpole took over and transformed him into a mindflayer and the emperor is a shell of his former self masquerading around with the same gravitas and veil of kindness he used to have, but it's gone, if it ever existed to begin with. the emperor is a fascinating example of a manipulative piece of shit done right because even the fanbase can't agree wholeheartedly on if he's good or not but if you couldn't tell my money is wholly in the "he fucking sucks guys" camp. as a character i adore him though.

Also idk what au I'm even crafting at this point but they own where the Dads are monsters. And Henry is a Harpy. I have a Harpy hierarchy/species guide I was making for my own use/OCS that helps categorize harpies based on like.....their heritage??

It's 3 tiers and it's Matriarch Harpies, Mother's Blood Harpies, and Mother's Tears Harpies. They're all based on certain depictions of harpies in media/myths, with Matriarch being the least human and Tears being the most human.

My OC Vali is a Matriarch harpy, and they're based on ancient green myths/"classic" harpies which tend to just be large bird months with a human's face and head. Mother's Blood Harpies are more human but still pretty large and birdlike, having human torsos and heads but still majorly Bird. Mother's Tears Harpies are like the modern day Harpy, with wings for arms and feathers/bird feet, but human torsos, legs, and heads, and they tend to be the smallest/most human sized.

Maybe I'll make a diagram someday but it's IRRELEVANT bc it's just A CONCEPT I MADE FOR OC NONSENSE. the point is I'm using is for Henry as a Harpy and I think he'd be a Blood or Tears Harpy because it mimicks his elf heritage. I think he'd be a Tears Harpy while Bearry would be Blood Harpy for the sake of it?

ludovico rovere | various storms & saints

this character came out of nowhere but now i'm kind of obsessed with his vibes.

facts about him:

he is the brother of vita rovere, declan rovere's mother. he has a difficult relationship with his sister but he loves her despite their differences. (she is also in this video)

he's a slytherin (who's surpirsed?).

he's private, intelligent, aloof, and can come off as arrogant. he is also quite tortured.

he joins the death eaters after his family grants him the opportunity but later struggles with his choice.

he took part in the battle of hogwarts.

his aesthetic is kind of inspired by heathcliff and mr. darcy which is why he also loves classic books.

possibly a legilimens

[ i've been enabled. ]

My brain has gone back and forth on between which anime if arma or new is my favorite. Cause even with all its issues Arma means a lot to me, it’s the reason I got into getter and helped me through one of the worst times of my life- But then new is objectively better written and it drives me nuts compared to arma it’s not talked about ENOUGH despite all the stuff you can poke at from it’s plot and I’m trying to pinpoint that reason since the general consensus is “no one hates new and it gets a lot of fanart in the Japanese community yet it’s never deeply acknowledged so it feels unpopular”

So my standpoint is “do I keep investing into the popular iteration despite its issues or do I invested into the less flawed unpopular iteration when it comes to introducing getter to new people?” cause man as much as I’m a critical person of media I still can forgive some messy writing if I have a good time with it and can clearly tell the staff had fun making it, which is definitely armas case. (Though they absolutely had fun with new too)

There is a kid in my class who asked if we could watch Lord of the Rings in my room after school in half hour chunks and the way I came so close to saying yes.

before -> after

finally got too creeped out over how blank lio convoys face is last night so i did a little detailing!! its not the best but considering how awkward it is to get around those eyes im pretty happy with it :3

i srsly cant wait for tomorrow... i need my free pulls + colourfes

(slowly coming out of hibernation mode)

Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby

fighting for my LIFE with this "romantic attraction" thing