Steve makes one of those teacher tiktok accounts where he mostly talks about teaching and tips for learning and stuff, he also posts videos like

“You wonder what it’s like to be a teacher? I’m spending my evening doing seating arrangements, the trick is to not let people who have any kind of tension, are close friends, have a crush, lose concentration easily, sit close to each other… so basically I’m playing sudoko but I only have 1, 2s, and 3s… and also the numbers change daily..” you can see him looking down at something wrinkling his eyebrows and then nodding to himself and he’s like “I think I got it though”

the next day he duets it and it’s just him looking tired and in the background you can hear incoherent shouting, the caption just says ‘there’s apparently been a breakup’

for some reason there’s a comment by Eddie Munson, famous rockstar, that’s like “you should let it play out, drama is what high school is about” and Steve has just replied “this is why you repeated senior year twice” not acknowledging at all that this famous Grammy winner commented and everyone are just like ??? ?? what are you doing here ??? and why is this high school teacher roasting u ???

endless billy 2/? - Stranger Things 2x02 "Trick or Treat, Freak"

the Harringtons coming home one day to find the entire party playing DnD in their dining room, but instead of being upset, Mr John Harrington just pipes up

"Oh my god let me get my mini figs and dice i'll be RIGHT back!" And he's off, his wife shouting "JOHN GET MY CAPE!!!"

They're not assholes. They're nerds.

I would never fall in love again until I found her

I said I would never fall unless it’s you I fall into

I was lost within the darkness but then I found her

I found you

Feeling absolutely feral for Steve and Eddie tonight so could I request a Steve x female reader x Eddie imagine where they all get super high in Eddies trailer and decide to have a contest of who can make reader cum the most. Like they each take turns making her cum and at the end she chooses who did it best but reader rufuses so answer then it just turns into a full blown threesome where they decide to make you take them both at the same time to teach you a lesson for disobeying them. You can add on whatever you like and have total control with it :)

I!! Just had a little drabble in mind for this one!! Sorry it's so late love :( CW: Overstim, threesome, pot/pot smoking, praise, Eddie Munson is filthy, smut MDNI

NO because it starts off so innocent, doesnt it?

Steve is a seasoned smoker, and so is Eddie and maybe you’re a lil newbie they just have to teach all their special tricks. Eddie shows you how to inhale the proper way, slow and steady, Steve’s hand on your thigh to stabilize you a bit. Steve rubs your back when that unavoidable cough crackles through your lungs on the first exhale. Coos about how well you did in that sickly sweet tone of his.  

As the first blunt shortens, so does your resolve. Both Eddie and Steve are surprised when you bring up sex, at least so openly. 

“Haven’t cum in like, a month/” You blurt, and the boys gasp, Eddie much more dramatic than Steve. They just can’t let that stand. 

It doens’t take much convincing on your part, desperate to get off and so so in love with your best friends it’s pitiful. 

Steve gets you off first, with his thick fingers and his nose pressed up against your clit just right. It explodes from you, whimpers and sighs and moans leaving you with every breath. Steve laps at your release, groaning and paming at himself to relieve the pressure in his jeans. 

Eddie is next, sliding in right when Steve removes himself from his spot between your thighs. 

He’ more playful, licking up the insides of your thighs, kisses your clit and blows on it to see you squirm. “C’mon pretty baby, gonna make you cum so nice. Gonna be so good.” He groans, diving into your pussy like a man on a mission. He’s messy and a little rough, and Steve pets your hair through it, coos praise after praise in your ear. Eddie’s fingers and tongue and lips destroy you, make your thighs shake and your eyes go crossed. 

You lift your head weakly, grin breathlessly back at him from where he’s laid out between your legs, cheeks wet. “Who..Who was better?” He breathes out, cheeky and smug, glancing at Steve who deadpans at him, unamused. When you don’t answer though, he runs his fingers up your sides, Coos the question in your ear. No answer again, just looking innocent and fucked out. 

The look in their eyes lets you know you’re in for a long fucking night.

“king steve” is literally just a reference to the keg king title. please, guys i’m begging you. it’s not an alter ego. it’s literally just a smarmy name billy calls steve to make fun of him.

In the middle of that S2 fight with Steve…

Billy: Well, fuck me then, right?

Steve: Don’t you mean fuck you?

Billy: That’s what I meant, fuck me. Why, you offerin’, pretty boy?

Steve: I am now.

there’s something so freeing to me about the idea of billy, steve, heather and robin just fucking off out of hawkins and living in a shitty little apartment together in a city somewhere

Eddie: [sees Steve walking around the Upside Down shirtless] [internally] I can't handle this, this is too much. I have to give him my vest. I can't contain myself right now.

Steve: [in Eddie's vest]

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh no.

No because I cannot stop thinking about like….LIKE WHAT IF…BILLY WAS STILL ALIVE?!?! Yeah???? And him and Steve eventually became friends and then they became friends with Eddie and everything’s fine and all were happy and these three idiots were just rly good friends and were just an inseparable trio. THIS COULDVE BEEN GOOD AHHHHHH (screaming and crying into my pillow bc WHYYY 😭)

NOT MY GIFS 💃🏻

On vacation

Steve has 100% given blowjob's to every dude in school, that Twink is not afraid bend his ass over for a better grade

Hello????? Touch starved nympho slut Steve is my kryptonite okay. Like no matter how much I love him only realising he likes guys when he meets Eddie, I also love the thought of him fucking men for years before then, including boys on the basketball team, teachers and the hot dads of his friends... he's just so lonely and needs to be touched and sometimes being with girls isn't enough. He needs to be filled and roughed up!!!

---☁︎｡⋆｡ Chrissy knew she was always welcome to Steve's when he was there, but still, showing up unannounced really had her nervous. This was @hairoic . They've been friends since they were kids. And yet? The blonde was still chewing on her bottom lip- A way to channel her anxiety. Giving a ring to the doorbell, she stood there practicing what she was going to say as she waited for Steve to open the door. Well, hopefully him and not a surprise visit from his parents.

The Kingdom

It all starts with secret glances, like it was some cheesy chick flic that neither could escape from. Then it was upgraded to soft awkward smiles as they passed the halls. The two were very aware of each other. Jokingly bowing down to each other greeting each other with remarks that normally either started or ended with ‘King Steve’ or ‘King of the Freaks’. It all had started from a joke really. They barely knew each other but slowly bonded over being the biggest assholes of their separate food chains. They weren't close but they were aware you know? Everything went unspoken and neither of them even thought about each other once Steve graduated and Eddie got held back once again. So it's finished with out a proper conversation happening between the two, no phone call nothing.

It truly begins with crazy hair, and equally crazed eyes. This is the moment where sparks are allowed to fly. Chipped glass threatening to cut the others throat open, as eager voices cry around both of them. A knowing look is passed between each other but not really. The person across from the other may be the person who held the same name from year's ago but these are two different people. Just like years ago they attract to each other. Pulling each other close while everyone argues about what should be done. Both wide eyed and traumatized. Two scared teen boys unsure whether or not either of them were going to make it. No words are shared once again not until the very end. Two fallen kings going to battle, only one makes it out standing.

The other falls into a slumber for weeks on end while the other helps lead the troops to safety. Through bickering King Steve states it all started the evening Eddie nearly decapitated him. Eddie will always argue that their true story started when he opened his eyes, seeing the other willingly sitting off his throne for the jester of Hawkins of all people. Though they both can agree the battle for each others love ends when their little prince and princess is born. Now a new war starts. The battle against diapers and sleepless nights as they expand their kingdom.

This was actually intended to be something completely different and it sort of wrote itself? I’m in love with this and honestly I’ve never written anything like it before so I hope someone enjoys it as much as I did writing it :)

Scorpios trying to apologise

okay but everyone literally called steve ’the king’ in high school, yet after he ditched his two douche bag friends no one from school ever hung out with him? ( obv main characters excluded ) almost like ppl hung out with him to get invited to parties/ get social points but no one actually cared about him? maybe steve knew that and that’s why he hung out with those two for so long, because that was better than being friendless in an empty house