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piratefishmama · 20 hours
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AND. AND.
DESPITE BEING RIGHTFULLY DEVASTATED, AND FURIOUS THAT THIS SWEETHEART BOY WHO'D BEEN SO NICE TO HER, HAD BEEN MURDERED IN FRONT OF HER WHILE HE WAS ASKING FOR HELP
she just. forgives the prince at the end. In fact Gregor's barely mentioned after his death. There's a brief moment of anger and that's it.
like???? Bitch, JUSTICE FOR GREGOR.
so i watched the School for Good and Evil, and i just. there's just one. really big issue i've seen, other than the acting (which. Yikes.)
The rule for Good, is that they can only defend, they cannot attack or the sides switch and good becomes evil and evil becomes good an everything kind of falls apart, which is what happens later, Good side attacks innocent Evil side (prompted, but still not excusable) and they become the visage of evil while the Evil side switch to the image of Good.
BUT...
the Good Prince already attacked and killed something before all that went down, and nothing bad happened to him, other than getting decked for it.
He killed the big bone bird. He killed Gregor. He wasnt actually defending anyone either, because Gregor never posed any threat to anyone, he was trying to be seen, he was trying to show them that he was there, that he needed help, he was asking for help and he was killed for it.
yeah, he thought he was saving her, but that doesnt matter, he wasn't, he jumped to conclusions and attacked something that wasnt attacking anyone, therefore he couldnt have been defending anyone.
shits just bad writing.
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piratefishmama · 20 hours
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so i watched the School for Good and Evil, and i just. there's just one. really big issue i've seen, other than the acting (which. Yikes.)
The rule for Good, is that they can only defend, they cannot attack or the sides switch and good becomes evil and evil becomes good an everything kind of falls apart, which is what happens later, Good side attacks innocent Evil side (prompted, but still not excusable) and they become the visage of evil while the Evil side switch to the image of Good.
BUT...
the Good Prince already attacked and killed something before all that went down, and nothing bad happened to him, other than getting decked for it.
He killed the big bone bird. He killed Gregor. He wasnt actually defending anyone either, because Gregor never posed any threat to anyone, he was trying to be seen, he was trying to show them that he was there, that he needed help, he was asking for help and he was killed for it.
yeah, he thought he was saving her, but that doesnt matter, he wasn't, he jumped to conclusions and attacked something that wasnt attacking anyone, therefore he couldnt have been defending anyone.
shits just bad writing.
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piratefishmama · 21 hours
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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it
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piratefishmama · 22 hours
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Just to add to this from the replies because it cant just stay there
The only reason Eddie managed to convince the cat to aid his desperate (read: ridiculous) bid for Steve's attention, is because the cat just so happens to be the shapeshifting witch, Chrissy, who is in a similarly ridiculous position thanks to her hopeless crush on the hot lesbian, Robin.
Who she stupidly allowed to adopt her.
I'd really just love for Stobin to have a cat in their little apartment that CONTINUALLY catches this same bat, same one. Each time. Stobin KNOW it's the same bat, because it has a little scar on its tiny lil fuzzy cheek.
The cat never HURTS the little bat, but it just, catches it and takes it home.
Each time, they take it out away from the apartment, away from the confusing lights and release it back into the wild, because it's a healthy lil bat, really enjoys landing on Steve's head, much to Steve's amusement and Robins panic over rabies.
What they don't know, is the bat is in cahoots with the cat, and just can't seem to find the right time to turn back into his humanoid vampire self and admit his big dumb gay crush on Steve.
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~)🌈🌈
Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnooooooooo no, nope not gonna... nooot gonna send it on nooo, there's far too many of y'all to pick just 10 lmao
BUT THANK YOU
And know that if i wasn't so goddamn awkward, I'd send it to everyone here
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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ive never looked into it before but could you do stickers for the egg army? i don't know how expensive that would be tho lol
Stickers are easier!! If my printer worked, I'd just make the stickers myself lmao but the MOQ of stickers is way easier and the overall cost is next to nothing. It'd be just a tricky thing to do with a digital only zine 😂
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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You could get a pin maker to do an egg pin, and maybe a couple different acrylic charms? Silly drawings in the zine!
Pins are EXPENSIVE to make, and the MOQ for them is usually pretty high, I think if I was gonna do a zine, it'd probably be digital only, and likely free with an optional donation for continued shenanigans cause they're not my recipes, they're crowdsourced lmao.
If people wanted merchandise, I'd have to think abt it more cause I'm doing a physical zine rn with merch I wanna DIE over it. I hate it 😂
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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my favorite scrambled egg recipe comes from this Hot Ones interview with Gordon Ramsay (starts at 26:52)
Literally can never go wrong with a Gordon Ramsay recipe!
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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Sooo we in Bavaria have a typical food called Leberkas. Idk how to describe it to you, it's kinda like a meatloaf but with sausage consistency. Sounds weird, i know.
However, you can eat it in many ways, one of them being on a slice of bread with a sunny side up egg. And it is delicious. It's the perfect combination and I hope to find a veggie Leberkas alternative soon to have it again :)
Moral of the story: Egg makes almost everything even better.
I GOOGLED, ITS BASICALLY SPAM
SPAM AN EGGS, THE MONTY PYTHON SPECIAL 😂
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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watching the Egg Things happening from the corner with my allergy to eggs just fully clutching my pearls. scandalized by all this discussion of Yolk.
GUMMY EGGS FOR YOU
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If i make the silly egg zine, i may have to include a page dedicated to those who cannot have eggs for whatever reason. A gummy egg page.
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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at my job we call scrambled eggs screggs and lovingly refer to one of our regulars as screggs man 😂
Freg and Screggs. They're doing their best.
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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Best egg is what i affectionately call ‘freg’ which is something like a fried egg but you crack the egg open from a height above the frying pan so that the yolk splits when it hits the pan
Best served on bread/bagel with fried onions, mushrooms & tofu and a little sriracha drizzled on top 🍳
FREG!!! Freg can be our mascot. He's a lil wibbly but he's got the spirit.
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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For the egg zine I enjoy making egg sandwiches that I call 'eggs in the dark sandwiches' because the spice blend I use turns them a weird green color but they still taste delicious!
Eggs in the dark sandwich
Egg (2-3 depending on how much egg you want I usually go harass my chickens and they give me some fresh ones)
Rosemary (dried or fresh doesn't really matter)
Thyme (what I suspect is the source of the weird green color)
Onion powder
Salt and pepper (I usually only use a bit of salt but you can season it to taste)
Bread (I usually use sourdough but any will work)
Garlic aioli (Hellmann's)
Mayonnaise
Mortar and pestle (not required)
Pan
Toast the bread and then spread the mayo on one side of it.
To your mortar and pestle add rosemary, thyme, onion powder, and salt and then grind it together. If you don't have a mortar and pestle you can just add the spices to a container and mush them around with a spoon or skip this step completely.
In a separate container (I usually use a plastic cup) add your eggs, spice mixture, and some of your garlic aioli (if you don't have any aioli just add a bit of mayo) and then beat everything together.
Add egg mixture into the pan and scramble it.
Put your eggs on the mayo side of your bread.
Enjoy!!
I know EXACTLY how I'd format this page, and it'd be a black page with what looks like glow in the dark text.
That honestly sounds so good though,
🌟Eggceptional🌟
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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Eggs & potatoes? What about a hash brown casserole?
Hash browns, meat of choice, shredded cheese, whisk together eggs & heavy cream, salt & pepper both eggs & hashbrowns. Mix hash browns, meat, and cheese & put in baking dish. Poor scrambled egg mixture over top. Put a layer of cheese on top, bake at 375 degrees F for about 45 min to an hour, til eggs are set.
I’ll make this on weekends, freeze & take to work for breakfast.
GASP A FULL EGGY RECIPE FROM SOMEONE NOT ON ANON that sounds delightful omgosh, I may try this. I'm not keen on hashbrowns cause they have an UNEXPECTED texture. But like, maybe diced potatoes or something might work as well.
I grant thee the rating of
🌟Eggsquisite🌟
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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I like my eggs with mayo! It's egg squared if you really think about it
Eggception.
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piratefishmama · 1 day
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Egg zine needs to include that cute poem you got
IT DOES, MAYBE THAT CAN BE ON THE FIRST PAGE!!
I'm so glad I kept all these anons properly tagged lmao
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