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astronomicalcandy · 30 days
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Have y’all ever just stared at pictures of f/o and your mind went “I’m so madly in love with them”
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columboscreens · 2 years
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akumanoken · 2 years
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@whitecrowns-blackthrones
The only thing keeping Fujimaru alive in the verse with Slane is an ocean-
I mean... you ain’t wrong...
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c3s6 · 6 months
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creamyandrich · 3 months
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angel eats anon
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Idk who keeps sending these asks but damn they always spittin fax 💯
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bisexualcrowley · 2 months
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Bones characters as unhinged things people I know have said
I made one of these for SVU and it did well, so I figured it's time for a Bones one too :)
Brennan: Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever put a bone back together like it's pieces of a puzzle??
Booth: Don't talk to anyone about killing someone, just think about it in the shower alone
Angela: You underestimate just how hard I can slay in a scientific environment
Angela's dad: I'm naming my child Bombastic Concrete
Hodgins: I'm not saying they're the same person, but have you ever seen bigfoot and Kenny Loggins in the same room? I'm telling you, I'm onto something and the government is trying to cover it up
Zack: I'm studying criminology to learn how to solve crimes. Then, I'm going to use my knowledge of how to solve crimes to commit them.
Sweets: I'd like to perform CBT on my colleague. Cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy not cock and ball tortu-
Cam: There's reasons why I'm the doctor and you're not, and the 0.5 selfie you took with a cadaver is one of them.
Caroline: Did Scott use being on his period as a defence??? Girl what the hell
Clark: If you tell me about your sex like I will kill myself in front of you Daisy: The A in ADHD stands for "annoying" and I wear that title with pride every day <3
Fisher: I don't need sex, life fucks me every day
Vincent: Dude, call me Freddy Fax Bear the way I'm spittin' truths
Wendell: I got tumors for free
Gordon Gordon: You fools. You've been bested. The impostor won, for I have indeed used and abused my British accent to psychoanalyze every person in this room
Arastoo: Do I have "Kenergy"?
Hacker: Don't stop at your will to live, arrest him for being ugly too
Finn: The only people who wish it was still Christmas are people who have functional families; anybody who has a dysfunctional family wishes it was never Christmas again.
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im-pandora-i-promise · 3 months
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@duothelingo is she not spittin straight fax as the kids say
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h0bg0blin-meat · 4 months
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When Quetz and Shesh make their relationship official in front of Tez and Vishnu:
Tez: "Eh, six out of ten, you could do much better."
Quetz: "Hey, don't talk about him like that---"
Tez: "Talk about him? I was talking to him!"
Shesh: *trying to hold his laugh* He's a ten. I can tell when I see one.
Tez: Oh don't try to flatter him he'll latch on to it like a leech.
Quetz: TEZ???
Shesh: *hugging Quetz* He's perfect *quick peck on the cheek*
Vishnu: *to Tez* brotherly roasting amirit?
Tez: Huh? I was spittin fax-
Quetz: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME-
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Donald Duck propaganda: he atomized Terranort right down to his soul (a very hard thing to destroy in Kingdom Hearts) by casting Zettaflare--a spell which has roughly the same power as ONE SEXTILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS, is supposed to be an AOE, and has only ever been cast otherwise by gods with outside assistance--as a tightly concentrated beam of FUCK YOU with nothing but the power of sheer unadulterated rage, presumably stored up from every time a player complained about him not healing him when the developers saddled him with piss-poor defense. Donald Duck is perhaps the most powerful user of Black Magic in the Square Enix library of RPGs.
Spittin fax
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astronomicalcandy · 2 months
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update 13 March 2024: I have successfully finished making retired Uzui Tengen nuigurumi! :D this post for an overall pic and this post for the last progress log!
With hashira training arc movie released and I’m going to watch it this Sunday, it just hit me that I need to make a retired Tengen nuigurumi because I loooove nuis so much
I have never sewn anything in my life so this’ll be another odd project just to fill up time until I graduate lol
This will be a progress post thread of my retired Uzui Tengen nuigurumi making
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Started sketching how I wanted to look like on 16 Feb
Up until last night (27 Feb) I’m still working on his hair pattern which is the most confusing part for me that took a lot of time to understand how it works 😭
All of the materials needed for it have arrived earlier this week. My goal is to finish before the fan screening this Sunday so we’ll see how it goes!!!
If I don’t make it by then, I’m still gonna go watch when they make more showtimes w
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clownsuu · 2 years
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*woop woop woop*
This is the simp police!
There has been a large spike in Simp Levels! What are you all simping for? Eclipse? A DJ? Or maybe it's-huh??
It's FURNITURE?!
Y-you're simping over LAMPS?? AND BROOMS?!?
I'm not quite sure how to handle that?? But one thing I do know is that you all are officially BANNED from IKEA!!!
Woop woop anon spittin fax smhhh
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demonichikikomori · 2 years
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(Grabs my megaphone because I know I'm spittin' fax no printer)
You know the TsumTsum event in the JPN server??
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I know nothing of the event story but I know Jack and his Tsum were in the dorm like this.
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And don't tell me I'm wrong.
(I am crushed in a headlock because of the assumption)
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DailyBits out here spittin’ fax
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pumpkinsy0 · 2 years
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(Sorry if this is like a mood killer but like I want to say something about the 2000s fic post. Also not directed at you at all btw.)
Litterally every single fic in the 2000s where Pony and Curly are together, Ponyboy is either, A."Girly boy who's soft and naive and wouldn't hurt a fly, and we can't make him a girl bc im a 30yr woman who fetishizes Gay men, and even tho hes underage I'll find some way to sexualize him.🥺" Or B." The same thing but way way more sexual and make him even more naive."
Like Mf have you read the book?💀 or paid attention Ponys character and personality even the slightest bit,he not like that at all, like mf he may be younger but that doesn't mean he fucking doesn't even know what intercourse is, have you ever read, "get away from my kid brother!" The fic makes me hurl and its the exact definition of that, they made Pony 13 and acted like he was litterally 6, like they made Darry physically discipline him, like Darry would ever do that. Also they often brought up he was in a sexual relationship with a 16yr.
I hate 2000s fics so much. Like there are a few good ones, but why act like Ponys not knowledgeable on what sex is?
Also like do people forget that, the word used in the book to describe Pony and all of the Lower class(Sorry I don't want to say it, but like idk how to describe it) is a slur.
Also again with the fact the book and Fandom actively ignore the racism going on back in the 60s. Like, no, the south wasn't all happy go lucky, with no racist things in it.
Also no, there was no, "oh those boys are gay? Hmm well what can I do about it?" Anyone who seemed gay probably got jumped.
Stop ignoring the racism, the homophobia, and other things important in the 60s.
Also stop actively boasting that minors are sexually intertwined.
And also I'm not saying Curly and Pony are all lovey dovey and don't do anything more then kisses, knowing how Curly personality is, what I mean is that why are literal adults thinking about a 15yr and 14yr doing it? That's creepy.
Idc if I get shit for this it needs to be said.
(Sorry again if this is a mood killer I just think people need to know this. And you don't have to respond to this ask, if it makes you uncomfortable or upsets your blog vibe. I just think you would get what I'm saying.)
i always thought those fics had good storylines but how they MADE it was the problematic part
but YEA u spittin fax fr❗️❗️❗️
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I’m spittin fax ok
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tits-cocks-ass-rp · 2 years
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I'd fuck regular Glados
Spittin fax
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