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bubble4u · 1 year
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How would South, Mikey, Ran and Hanma react if they see that their partner likes to be spanked or pulled by the hair while they are in the middle of the sexual act (meaning they are masochistic)
That is, the scene would be doing it and suddenly he gets hit and his partner moans with pleasure! 🤭
South: hold on..... that's all I'm gonna say 🤣 Man would be balls deep inside already fuckin you into the mattress WHY WOULD YOU WANNA ENCOURAGE HIM cause do that and there's no going back lol you're poor scalp and ass
Mikey: it'll catch him off guard at first, he's been meaning to test it and honestly he didn't know what came over him but now that he knows he'll get that reaction he's not gonna stop he'll do it on occasion not all the time.
Ran: this fucker is gonna eat that shit up it won't even be just sex you could be just minding your business and next thing you know you'll feel fingers yank and pull your head back cause he wants a kiss 💋 he'll do it to assert dominance to spanking is only when yall are fucking unlike the other two he's gonna tease you'll get that sense of him raising his hand and he'll just tap it lightly fucking with your head.
Hanma: Another who's gonna take it from another level but he'll smack your ass in public just to see you try and hold in your moan. He's gonna love pulling the hair I see him just getting that grip and fucking even harder and if he's smoking he'll have one-hand hair, one hand cigarette, and you better have that ass up and back arched to his liking or he's gonna stop altogether with his dick still inside just to have a Smoke break
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self care is knowing i can say stan is short and chubby and kyle is tall and average build and no one can take that from me. stan's growth was stunted from all that weed randy put in his food at a young age (not to mention the alcohol lmao.) he's not weak though. he works on the farm so he's pretty dang strong, he just has a sleeper build. kyle's taller because of a combination of genes, healthy lifestyle, and sheer luck, and he's not buff but he's pretty toned because of basketball. stan's stronger and can pick kyle up but kyle can use stan's head as an armrest like a jerk. i can say this and no one can stop me. i'm free
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legoflowrs · 8 months
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screenshots from my instagram for you page that exude south park character energy
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sunsetrules · 1 year
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WHO GAVE THE BLOND AND BLUE TWINKS FROM SOUTH PARK PERMISSION TO BARGE INTO MY HEART AND CONSUME THE ENTIRETY OF MY WAKING THOUGHTS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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THE TIKTOK ALGORITHM DID NOT CONSULT OR PREPARE ME FOR THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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thebad---catholic · 1 year
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I absolutely adore jealous kyman, but especially coming from Kyle.
He watches someone place a hand on Eric’s arm and his eye starts to twitch. Maybe Eric laughs too loud at a pretty girls joke, or gets too buddy buddy with a guy at work, or something like that. Something that just rubs Kyle entirely the wrong way.
But he just sits with it. He won’t admit to being jealous, especially bc he knows that Eric is obsessed with him, so he just gets snappish and starts fights over every thing. Which usually results in eric covered in very prominent hickies the next day.
Also Kyle actually is the type to wake up mad bc he had a dream that his s/o cheated on him shehwvsibwakbdixdiwjdjoebwib
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arieys121 · 1 month
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I have a feeling he's irish
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Because
1. McCormick is an Irish family name
2. The name "Kenny" is an Irish name (And a Scottish name)
Idk I'm just saying
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yayaazz333 · 1 year
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Y/N in university and Craig, Kyle and Kenny (separately) all slowly developing a crush in u plsss I LOVE THE SLOW BURN
AHH i love this!! tysm for requesting ꨄ i’m also not rlly sure if u wanted this in a story form or not, so it’s kind of in a hc form lol. not to mention i never been to university LMAO so if it’s inaccurate i’m so sorry!
✰ crushes ✰
✰ craig~
He definitely didn’t even notice you until you walked into a lecture late, and even then he didn’t give a rat’s ass about you.
It wasn’t until you called your professor a dickhead right to his face when he started really paying attention to you. Nobody really knew what happened after that, but you still showed up every day you had to.
You would catch him looking at you during lectures, and even when he caught you outside of class. You couldn’t tell if he was checking you out or judging you, his face was so expressionless!
You finally caught him after a lecture, finding your chance to finally confront him. He answered with “If I could call my professor a dickhead to his face, I’d be sooo happy.” You blinked, confused. He finally asked for your number.
You liked Craig, you thought he was pretty funny and even when did didn’t mean to be.
He often did things for you, sometimes without even asking. You needed help with your homework? He did it. You needed to get your laundry done? He did it. You needed help cleaning your side of the dorm? If he wasn’t busy, he showed up in 5 minutes. You were upset? He was over as quick as possible to comfort you.
The more time he spent around you, the more he slowly started to realize his feelings. He liked you, and that was rooted in the fact that he thinks you’re cool as hell.
He couldn’t help but stare at you every time he was around you. You wouldn’t notice, but he was always checking you out. Always.
You guys played video games a lot together in his dorm, sleepovers were not uncommon.
He liked your presence, no matter where the two of you were.
He always noticed little things about you, and when they changed as well.
Every time you cried your heart out to him, he was there to hold you in his arms and lull you to sleep. He was always so patient with you, even when you took his anger out on him. He was there for you no matter what.
His calm, patient and collected personality complemented your sparky, energetic one. He was always there to calm you down and listen to you when things got too crazy.
You always questioned why he did so much for you, and when you finally asked, he straight up confessed, thinking that you already knew.
✰ kyle~
Kyle noticed you from the second he walked in. You were the first face he saw. You gave him a warm smile, and that was probably the best first impression you could give him.
Aside from thinking you were attractive, he didn’t really pay any kind to you. It was only when you interfered with his focus when he started paying attention to you.
Whenever something did happen to tear his focus away from his studies, it consumed him. And quickly.
He was always looking at you. He liked the way you talked, he liked your body language, not to mention he really liked your face.
One day, Wendy posted a picture of you. You were unaware that she was even taking a picture, just sitting there, looking perfect. He immediately tapped on your profile, and requested to follow you.
The next time you had a class together, you noticed him looking at you. He mentally beat himself up for looking so creepy, but you thought he was cute.
Eventually, the two of you finally physically interacted with each other when you asked him for notes. At first it was just you and him exchanging notes, but that soon turned into study dates with each other.
You guys spent a lot of time together, regardless of your busy schedules. Quality time and words of affirmation are definitely his top love languages.
Speaking of words of affirmation, he was a very reassuring person and grounded you when you got insecure or you got way too ahead of yourself.
He confessed during a study date. Not really confessed, but the two of you couldn’t take it anymore and ended up kissing each other. After that was when he confessed.
It took him a while to come out of his shell, but he showed so much affection when he finally did.
✰ kenny~
The first time the two of you met was at a party, where he asked for your number.
Nothing crazy really happened, you barely interacted with each other. But you thought he was kinda cute, and he thought you were as well.
You noticed he was on one of your classes, which surprised you because you never saw him. He knew that you were there, though. Even before meeting, he had an attraction towards you.
The two of you started talking. You constantly flirted with each other, and not to mention you guys were really touchy with each other.
You guys would FaceTime all the time, and sit next to each other during lectures.
You guys would meet up for lunch often, and he picked you up from work whenever he could.
The two of you were like extremely close friends. Everybody thought the two of you were dating, seeing how you did basically everything together. Butters had genuinely thought you were together for the longest time until somebody told him that you guys got together. “What? Again?”
He always watched you in awe. It didn’t matter what you were doing, he always thought you looked so beautiful. Even with messy hair and makeup from yesterday on.
Both of your crushes developed, and it took a while for actually meaningful things to happen.
You two partied together A LOT. There’s been instances where he and your roommate had to help you shower. He stayed respectful, of course, and didn’t take off anything covering private areas. But he wanted to make sure that you were okay, and clean before you went to bed.
You never found out about that happening until farrrr in the relationship.
The occurrence that jump started his confession was you teasing him about liking another girl in your class. It hurt to think about, but you didn’t wanna ruin the friendship because you liked him. Turns out, he definitely did not like the other girl.
lmk how u like dis!!
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writingmeraki · 1 year
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cho guesung as a dad hcs !
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pairing : cho guesung x gn!reader (gender isn't specified)
genre : fluff !!
warnings : mentions of pregnancy, periods and labour. maybe some cusses.
author's note : sorry anon who waited almost years for this 💀 but hope you like it ! i don't know if I'm satisfied with this but hey it's my first attempt at something like this so i hope i did alright hehe <3 (not fully proofread)
word count : 1.2k
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‌Okay so obviously we all know Guesung would be an amazing father especially from his little interactions with his nephews AND the fact that he also wants to definitely have kids in the future as he said in that one interview :(
‌I just feel like he'd be the type to not accept the fact that his partner is actually pregnant because he'd be too fucking excited lol
‌"...babe i think I'm pregnant."
‌"..what."
‌Seeing the somewhat blank look on his face you feared maybe he wasn't ready to have a child just yet even though he was excited but the self-doubt was very much still there, especially from the lack of his reply.
‌"Look I missed my period recently and just to make sure I'm not just jumping to conclusions I did do 6 pregnancy tests and they all came positive, I don't know-"
‌As you were getting more emotional he would literally run up to you and hug you so tight, slightly lifting you off the ground as he span you around and thanked you over and over again as he gushed about how this was the best news you'd ever given him.
‌You would giggle as he let you go and held your face, gently placing butterfly kisses as he murmured words of gratitude and love to you
He already loved you so much but he was sure he'd never ever spend another lifetime with anyone other than you now and you were also grateful to have someone like him as your partner because every sort of self-doubt was dismissed the moment you saw his genuine happiness and love once he promised you to be the best father to your child and how he'd take care of the both of you
‌And this man was truly one to fulfil his promises as throughout your pregnancy he'd make sure you were properly looked after and took good care of yourself as well as your baby whom Guesung seemed even more excited to meet than you at this point
‌And when you went into labour he had wished he was able to take away your pain and this man absolutely shed tears at the sight of you in pain, he couldn't bare it at all even though he'd seen potentially worse, it was too much but he knew it was all worth it when he saw your newborn baby.
‌When he held your baby in his arms, he thinks everything was worth it and was ready to give up the entire universe and everything then and there for your child.
‌You were barely allowed to move in the first few days after your labour, Guesung had read up, especially on all of the things a husband could do in order to help his partner out. There was no way he was going to risk you hurting yourself after all that you’d gone through, much preferring to take things easy at the start.
‌Guesung had already prepared all the things needed for a newborn. The Nursery? He and the boys literally planned that for months and you couldn't help but tear up once you saw how beautifully they had done it. Clothes and other necessities? Let's just say Guesung was a very ecstatic father and had literally bought any type of baby clothes that existed.
‌To say the least, he was the most prepared father to exist at least he believed himself to be.
‌but when your baby spoke its first words, the waterworks made their way faster than ever and even more so when the words were along the lines of 'dada'
‌Man you'd give anything in the world to witness that look of pure joy on his face again but lucky for you, that same joy always stayed whenever your child was around.
‌You both were very delighted when your baby finally learnt how to walk and you actually had to tell Guesung it was still too early to teach your child football and you couldn't help the small giggle that left your mouth once you saw his pout and tiny mock glare directed towards you.
‌I think I accidentally have two kids huh You chuckled as you realised how some of the antics of your child were basically like your husband's
‌It was like just a mini version of him, with the little moles around the face as well the full cheeks which bunched up whenever a full smile was formed.
‌When you both slept with the baby, Guesung slips his arm over your body to catch his baby's little one too, avoiding your baby to fall from your bed at night. His long fingers rest softly on the tiny little back and his lips are against your nape.
‌He also bathes the child. You thought it was his paternal instinct to want to take care of the little angel, but the truth is that he has even a better time than the baby, making foam beards and playing with water toys.
‌Once your child was old enough, Guesung got the kid a football as well as a tiny jersey outfit that resembled his and in the same way of fate, your child also seemed to be fond of the sport as well.
‌Both Guesung and his teammates loved to play with your little champ, who was very much talented in the sports, and Guesung would love to let your kid play and score against him to which he'd get the opportunity to ruffle his little one's head and chuckle at the excitement shown by his baby.
‌Whenever you'd go out to eat, he'd make sure his angel ate well even feeding food from his own plate at which you'd sometimes have to shake your head and remind him that your baby had his own share of food but in the end, Guesung's habit never changed to the point where you'd put your own portion of food onto his so he could eat properly as well too.
‌He makes time from his busy schedule to assist with anything his baby does: scholar plays, dance exhibitions, football games (of course )... it doesn't matter, but you both want to be there, cheering for your baby !!!
‌Reads tales to your little one, even when a fly seems more interesting gets and keeps smiling towards Guesung's hands whenever he turns the page.
‌They both complot against you to go play arcade games and eating loads and loads of cotton candy after practices or after school.
‌He would try his best to help in academics if he can but he knows you're much better at that and just gently listens to you explain to your kid and smiles at your concentrated face.
‌He will spoil your kid to the absolute T and I mean that but he also knows he should teach your child lessons about not being a spoilt brat so he'll always play little games or give rewards once a small task is done or when your baby is in not that good of a mood.
‌Due to him being so tall, he loves to carry the kid on his shoulders and the kid absolutely loves to be that tall just like the dad and to be hugged like that.
‌He just wants his baby to grow up to be a smart, independent and strong individual. But on the other hand, he wishes that his little one would always remain little so he could forever take care of his baby.
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caughtonwebcam · 3 months
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what a hypocrite
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fennecfiree · 5 days
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giving u a hc i love, WHAT ABOUT kenny having chronic pain that increases after each of his deaths... like dying leaves him with a fraction of the pain for a lot of time (like. months), and depending on the death the pain is different the next day, for example if he gets crushed his whole body will be hurting the next day to the point he'll most likely skip school (bad pain dayy</3), meanwhile if he has one of the chiller deaths he's having a good day and doesn't feel it much (compared to the amount of pain he's in the rest of the time)
oh and his friends have no idea either cuz he won't tell them, and if they see him during his bad pain days and ask what's wrong he'll just say he's tired, unless a couple times when he's felt real bad and just broke down crying on the spot, probably only in front of butters stan and/or kyle tho....
idkkkk im so autistic about this hc idek if i could explain it well but i love it sm so i hope u do too<33
OH MY MR GARRISON
this is so true dude :0
do you think Cartman knows too? Since he knows that Kenny dies all the time? Either way Cartman probably does NOT give a shit.
But this is a really kewl idea. Imagine him being fucking impaled 😭😭
This is one of the headcanons that I feel like is canon but they never said anything about it. Good job for thinking Abt this dude!
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bubble4u · 1 year
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how do they react Mikey, South, Hanma, Smiley and Rindou if they tell you that your dick is small? 😅🤣
I love how you write ❤️‍🩹and that you love characters like South, because he is my favorite character and there is almost nothing of him. :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣 if this is like mid coitus then all round they're gonna fuck you harder there's no if ands or buts you're about to now open the gates of hell and take the demon that's within them. Now if this is like a joke different reactions. Forgive me I haven't written the other characters in a HOT MINUTE my old blogs consisted of several characters but I've been on poly brain rot
Mikey: he'll pause for a quick second, look at you and just smile "well if it's so small maybe you should fuck ken-chin I'm sure he'll have no problem helping you compare the two matter a fact" he'll pull out his phone to send a quick text "he'll be here in 30 mins" RIP reader
South and hanma will have the same reaction : "that's funny you weren't saying that when you cummed four times last night" scrolls on his phone to play a video on the highest volume and its skin smacking and moaning being heard and show you the video of last night they took " see didn't seem small then should do another and see if it is still??"
Rindou: he'll be miffed a bit even as a joke he'll be a bit stunned like woooooooow rude ESPECIALLY if ran is there cause lord knows he doesn't need ran hearing and dying on the floor of what you just said. He's gonna leave a bit but when he comes back be prepared to be folded like a lawn chair cause now he's on mission and he'll say some snide shit "I thought it was small babe, what's that you're gonna cum? Again? Huh must be a good size huh?"
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I need more Kyle loving Stan. I adore an absolutely whipped Stanley as much as the next guy, but I’d really like to see more portrayals of an equally whipped Kyle. Like just: unsarcastic, unapologetic, non-woobified, wholehearted love. Stan deserves it, and he doesn’t get enough!!
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legoflowrs · 9 months
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HEADCANNONS
c/w: drinking, drugs, addiction, abuse, slight nsfw
AGED UP TO 18 MY PEOPLE!!!!
A/N: ok so in the headcannons he’s with Stan cause Style is very dear to my heart but in the relationship headcannons he’s with reader xx
Kyle Broflovski
- Massive fucking NERD!! (pls i love nerds).
- Got straight A’s throughout high school.
- Was on the honour roll and was on student council.
- Firm believer in basketball Kyle supremacy.
- Came out as Demisexual and Bisexual (male leaning).
- Stopped being super strict on Kosher throughout high school but kept that a secret from Sheila.
- Never stopped being insecure about his nose. Literally at one point started saving for a nose job till Stan talked him out of it.
- Drinks almond milk.
- Thinks thrifting is gross cause he’s a germaphobe. Washes his hands like 50 times a day.
- When I hear the song Basic Instinct it reminds me of Kyle.
- The Smiths > The Cure.
- Style: Stan fell first, Kyle fell harder (bro i love these dweebs lol).
- Was legit so in denial about being in love with Stan for the longest time.
- His Dad pushed him to study law but he ended up studying psychology to become a child psychologist because he saw the effects of unchecked mental health in children while he grew up.
- Got really drunk once and Kenny pierced his septum. He has it flipped up most of the time.
- Hates glasses so wears contacts.
- Such a fkn mummas boy lol it honestly was a problem at one point.
- Didn’t do his own laundry till he moved out. Did not know how to put sheets on a bed 👍
- Such a good relationship with Ike, he would die for his little brother.
- Did someone say abandonment issues!!!! Could not keep a partner to save his life during high school.
- Smoked weed with Kenny twice and then freaked out after he greened out.
- Got addicted to nicotine during college and used it as an outlet because he put so much pressure on himself to be perfect. Spoke to his doctor and he’s trying to quit.
- Defs listens to Phoebe Bridgers because he has a strange relationship with his dad.
- His dad pushed him to be perfect all the time until Kyle had a massive breakdown in junior year that burnt him out for a long time.
- A family man!!! Wants kids pretty early on into his life.
- A god at poker.
- Hates taking photos of himself.
- Still pretty insecure about his hair but Kenny and Stan helped himself to accept it and even start taking good care of it.
- Really struggled with anger issues.
- Stopped speaking to Cartman completely.
- Forest green is his favourite colour.
- Writes poems and makes people cry with how nice his birthday card messages are.
- First out his friends to get a license. His parents paid for his car.
- Such a damn backseat driver.
- Didn’t really work until he moved out.
- I think he’d help Heidi out at the community gardens.
- After Heidi finally ended things with Cartman, her and Kyle became really close friends.
- Had a friendly academic rivalry with Wendy through high school.
- Him and Wendy study together in college often.
- Has a record player.
- Grew closer to Craig’s gang in senior year of high school. Goes record shopping with Tolkien.
- Very accident prone.
- Has diabetes.
- Loves picnics and simple activities like stargazing.
- Smells like pine needles and the ocean.
- Actually a fantastic swimmer.
- Did drama in sophomore year.
- A massive library in his house. Had to instil a book ban on himself because he was spending all his money on it.
- Really nice eyelashes.
- Comes home to celebrate Hanukkah with his family every year.
- Did long distance with Stan during college. They almost broke up a few times but pulled through.
- Enjoys taking pictures of nature.
- Takes Ike to the movies very often.
- Has the nicest knitted sweaters.
- His guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift.
- HE IS SO MIRRORBALL CODED.
- When he’s in a good mood he loves baking and often bakes for his friends.
- Kenny, Kyle and Stan do day trips together super often. In my world these three never grew apart they are inseparable 🤞🤞
Kyle in a relationship
- An absolute gentleman. Refuses to let you get out of his car without him opening the door for you. Holds doors and pulls out seats. Always gives you his jacket.
- Was very insecure about his sexual inexperience. But y’all guided each other through it. I think there’s something so sweet and special about that.
- Touch tank by quinnie is all I have to say 😼.
- Loves kissing your neck and ears. He kisses your knuckles as well it’s very tender.
- Combusts when he sees you getting along with his family. Especially his Mum and Ike.
- Let’s you touch his hair, it relaxes him a lot.
- Opens up to you about his struggle with his Dad and nicotine. You are his biggest supporter through it all.
- Even though he hates photos, he’ll have a polaroid of y’all in his phone and wallet. Plus a photo booth strip in his car.
- Y’all will bake at midnight together.
- You go on fancy dinner dates together and rate the restaurants in the car together.
- Avid Letterboxed users lol! Give each other show and movie recommendations all the time.
- Kyle always had trouble sleeping but there was something very comforting about your presence so he’ll spend a lot of time at your dorm.
- Writes poems for you.
- Brings you flowers every time the old bouquet dies (ugh what a man).
- BUYS YOU LEGO FLOWERS!!!
- His love languages are gift giving and quality time.
- Keeps a list of all the dates you’ve been on.
- Will take such good photos of you fr! Your biggest hype man.
- I think his short temper would be a problem for you guys but he loves you so much he works on it so hard.
- Your praise means the absolute world to him.
- You guys always go to carnival together and share a caramel apple, it’s like tradition now.
- Couples costume for halloween always.
- Asks for your Dads/Mums/Guardians blessing before he proposes to you.
- Loves the smell of your perfume/cologne. Like it’s seriously intoxicating.
- Proposes to you with his Grandmas ring.
a/n: guys i love kyle so much i’m gonna make his mood board now <3
also if any of these are ooc in ur opinion it’s just for funsies and my opinion hehe
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tonixe · 1 year
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Heyy! Can you write something about Kenny with a latina\mexican s\o (preferably female or gn) that can dance and cook rlly well? Thanks! :)
🍹Kenny with a latina reader that can cook and dance like a God
n.o.t.e.s - ☀️Your wish is my command.
w.a.r.n - 🌺No warning, just Fluff <3
w.c. - 355
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Kenny would adore you and everything you do; you are literally why Kenny is cultured.
Kenny's eyes would light up when you walked into the room; maybe it was because you cooked so freaking well or how you looked at him, like how can he even talk to a freaking goddess.
His eye would light up when he saw you cooking, and he would immediately fall in love with you several times.
✿ Yk, in the cartoon, how they would start floating when they smell something good; that would be him.
Imagine him cooking with you; he would be so excited to be with you and definitely would be the best helper in the kitchen.
He would definitely help himself from eating some of the food while you guys were cooking.
I mean, how can Kenny not eat anything? Everything you make is making him hungry.
✿ While you were preparing food, Kenny would just snack on some of the food you put aside; imagine turning your back and Kenny's cheeks stuffed full with all food, nothing left on the plate.
*** You would definitely be kinda a mom figure to him; you would be scolding him playfully for eating everything while he just had a guilty smile.
Kenny would definitely get most of his dance skills and his talent / He would love to dance with you.
Kenny would try his best to dance with you but would be embarrassed especially with your skills.
You would give him pointers when you teaching him how to dance better.
✿ Imagine dancing with Kenny, and he spins you down and dips you down to give a little kiss on the lips; Kenny would have a smug smile on his face when you're flustered.
"Why are you so red, Y/N?~."
"S-shut up, Kenny"
You would probably be the highlight of his day.
✿ Imagine this: while you're busy cooking something for you and Kenny, He would just arm his hand around your waist, pick up, and give you little kisses all over your neck and face.
Kenny would be obsessed with you and everything about you >3
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giantmushyfriend · 3 months
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Another Ineffable Husband's headcanon nightcap (ft. Anthony J-acts-of-service-and-gift-giving Crowley).
I love the headcanon where Crowley grows flowers and arranges them into bouquets for Aziraphale. I love it. Every piece of fanfiction or fanart that I see it featured in just takes me out. However, I raise this beloved headcanon to a new level: Crowley growing plants to make Aziraphale tea. I like to imagine that when Crowley and Aziraphale get their cottage in the South Downs, Crowley will not only just grow them things like vegetables and fruits but also plants that he uses to make Aziraphale different blends of teas. He recreates some of Aziraphale's favorite blends, like Earl Gray, but he also experiments with other flavors and herbs to make new blends for him. He tries to act like it's not a big deal, but he not so secretly preens with pride whenever Aziraphale raves about the gesture and how much he enjoys the teas Crowley makes for him. It eventually becomes yet another way that Crowley displays his love for Aziraphal, another act of service, another gift. He makes both of them tea throughout the day, and the two make sure to enjoy it together, almost ritually.
Some add-ons that I am quite fond of:
Crowley writes to Nina initially about flavor combinations and which notes work best together. He also does a bunch of additional research whenever Azira leaves the house.
Crowley attempts to replicate the language of flowers within his teas, leaving little messages in the teas themselves for Aziraphale. He does this both with his own knowledge of horticulture and by speaking with Anathema quite frequently about it.
The two often play a game in which Aziraphale tries to guess what makes up the blend. Azira is quite good at this, but he gets more competitive as the game goes on.
Aziraphale has also begun to study the different plants that Crowley keeps in his garden, trying to get the upper hand so he knows what seeds and starters to get Crowley whenever they head back to London.
Crowley grows plants for the teas that shouldn't grow in England. However, he forces them to adapt by giving them the similar treatment he does his houseplants.
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