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if crowley’s pupils do dilate when he’s flustered think a certain angel would abuse this knowledge

David Tennant, Michael Sheen & The Good Omens 2 Cast Answer Your Questions

SCREAMING

What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

I will never get over the fact that AZIRAPHALE had Fly Me To The Moon on his season 2 playlist.

A song about being so in love that you feel over the moon, like you've been taken to the great unknown.

A song that he probably hums along to thinking about Crowley, the being who hung the stars in the sky and crafted nebulas with his own hands, and how in love with him he is.

It's been a year, and I will never get over it.

Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

I will never get over the fact that AZIRAPHALE had Fly Me To The Moon on his season 2 playlist.

A song about being so in love that you feel over the moon, like you've been taken to the great unknown.

A song that he probably hums along to thinking about Crowley, the being who hung the stars in the sky and crafted nebulas with his own hands, and how in love with him he is.

It's been a year, and I will never get over it.

Who let Crowley on my Pinterest?

Hi Neil! This is kind of a silly question, regarding an ask you recently got. SInce you said you like the slang word "pookie", who would be more likely to call the other pookie, Crowley or Aziraphale? Sorry to bother you and thank you for your time and hard work.

I'm afraid I'm already way over "pookie". As Gen Z words go, it's really kind of four hours ago. Please do not use it again in my presence.

Neil Gaiman is pookie confirmed!?!!

Hi pookie what is your favourite gen z slang ?

Probably "pookie".

I’m here for whatever genre this is

snakes smell with their tongue

+ bonus: Stargazing Syndrome

Did Aziraphale just check out Crowley's arse when he bent over?

Why, yes. Yes, he did.

“Are you not angry!?” I yelled, glowering up at him pinned there by nails through his hands and feet, a mocking imitation of ascension, bathed in the human blood from Mary he was annointed with, the violent crimson flowing from the slashes that litter his body like an unholy baptism and the thorn-ridden crown that digs it's limbs into his head. I have seen the cruelest of punishments watched souls be cast to roast in hellfire, but not even I could do this to someone, not when they had done nothing wrong. I had questioned, I had rebelled, and that is what sent me into free fall. I had forged the weights that pulled me down to the Earth and had set fire to my own wings, scorching them to ash. But what had he done? What had he done to deserve this fate? “He is our father. He is meant to protect you! He was meant to protect and love all of us unconditionally. Tell me, brother, does this look like love? Casting you down to die at the hands of his own creation?”

"I do not do it for him,” he rasps, his voice worn thin from his previous screams of agony. “I do it for them.”

“But why? Look what they have done to you! How can you extend your arms to those who strip you of life and hang you up like a pillaged game? They tarnish your temples, spit at your disciple's feet, yet you receive them with forgiveness? How?”

“Because they are like you, Lucifer,” he whispers, sternum strained by the weight of his too-thin body, ribs pressing against the flesh like curious hands wishing to tear free. “They do not know what they do.”

I MEAN IT NOW

IF I SEE A SINGLE EDIT OF SO LONG LONDON, BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM, DOWN BAD, THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED, OR THE BLACK DOG I WILL SCREAM.

I'm not even half way through but I can SMELL the editors at work. WAS SAY DONT GO NOT GOOD ENOUGH? YOU ALEADY KILLED ME WITH YOUR LOSING ME EDITS MUST YOU BURY ME NOW WITH THIS??

I haven't even listened to it, but if I see even a single Good Omens edit to the Tortured Poets Department from any of you then there will be no family vacation to Alpha Centuri, do I make myself clear?

I haven't even listened to it, but if I see even a single Good Omens edit to the Tortured Poets Department from any of you then there will be no family vacation to Alpha Centuri, do I make myself clear?

8 AND A HALF MONTHS TILL GINGER GENDER TWINK AND ACTING CHOICES BIMBO ARE BACK

The second I see a GOS3 BTS photo I'm going to simply pass away, stimming won't be enough I will simply explode out of this skin prison-

Don't mind me, y'all, just posting some manifestations.

I am smart, and I can and will finish my paper on human rights eras in the 1950s and 1970s tonight and my peer reviewer will not kill me.

I am smart, and I can and will finish my paper on human rights eras in the 1950s and 1970s tonight and my peer reviewer will not kill me.

I am smart, and I can and will finish my paper on human rights eras in the 1950s and 1970s tonight and my peer reviewer will not kill me.