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twistedappletree · 4 months

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waiter: will you be having anything for dessert tonight?

lan wangji: wei ying.

wei wuxian: huh? it’s okay lan zhan, i’m still deciding. you can tell them what you want first

lan wangji: i already did.

waiter:

wei wuxian:

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎#source: my dumb brain #going on a double date with wangxian would actually be insufferable lbr lmFAO #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx

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im-not-a-l0ser · 6 months

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Max: Why don't you take a bath?

Richie: I actually really don't like baths. It's like a me soup, very gross.

Max: I dunno, I could get down with some dirty boy soup.

#i left it off there so that its interepretable #like this could be a conversion about how richie needs to relax #or it could be max bullying richie about his overactive sweat glands #up to you #my brain did a dumb #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #i love richie #max jagerman #michie #i made dirty girl michie #incorrect quote #source: my brain #might reblog with potential endings idk #or you can!#reblog with how the converstion continues #its like a fun game

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tf-you · 10 months

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"He asked for no pickles"

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #scout tf2 #tf2 scout #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout oc #tf2 medic oc #tf2 oc #my stuff #sfm #source filmmaker #dorian #austin #mediscout #medic x scout #tf2 blunt trauma #dumb meme moment but my brain is melting out of my ears #enjoy these lads

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giratinite · 1 year

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Alphonse: *clattering around in the kitchen early in the morning*

Seth: *half asleep* Your boyfriend is up to something.

*muffled sounds of things being dropped*

Sugar: *pulls the blanket up* before the sun rises, he's YOUR boyfriend.

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice bittersweet #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #source: my dumb brain at 2am

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 1 year

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Eclipse: *trying to mess with Moon’s fly wire*

Eclipse: *gets stuck in the fly wire*

Eclipse, from the rafters: DAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Moon, sighing and getting out of bed: What did my idiot child do now?

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itspipesmclean · 1 year

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alex: gender binary? no thanks

alex: i failed a math test on that once

#source: my dumb fucking brain #binomial formula #as the professionals call it #incorrect quotes #mcga #alex fierro #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #incorrect riordanverse

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ventiswampwater · 7 months

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Ok stupid question but I had to ask BC I love the way you answer things haha 💓💓 (Sorry if that was worded weirdly)

So Jonesy (I think that's the dog's name in House of Wax) from all the Sinclair brothers who do you Jonesy likes the most and who do you think likes Jonesy the best?

it's not weird at all!! now that my HOW brainworms are back, any excuse to ramble incoherently about this dumbass movie and the characters is like. PURE gold. lmao 💀

okay, so imo, vinny is definitely the favorite. the first place where we see jonesy in the movie is in the wax museum and that is def not a coincidence!! they were hanging out!! jonesy just got bored of watching her dad labor over the fine details of the wax titty & wandered upstairs.

they're best friends!! I just know it!! that shot where vincent's turning wade to wax? and jonesy jumps up on the bed? the CUTEST. rip wade 🙏 but?? I adore that sm.

and he takes the puppy w/him when he goes to murder blake & paige. unhinged dog dad behavior if I've ever seen it. I can 100% see them both quietly coexisting in the same space together for hours on end—vincent sculpting and sketching, jonesy napping next to him. padding upstairs in the middle of the night to have a midnight snack. UGH

I v much also subscribe to the line of thinking that lester doesn't live in corpsetown & has a lil shack of his own in the woods. but he absolutely hustles up to the house routinely to bring jonesy weird roadkill snacks and play w/her in the backyard. if anyone in the family is committed to getting her energy out, it's v much him. they're just outside for hours n hours tossing a mangled deer leg around and kicking up dirt. I feel.

as for bo. well. he v much strikes me as the kind of guy who pretends to be fairly ambivalent about the fact they have a dog running around. if jonesy ever stirs up trouble or chews thru smthn, he's the first one to be like, "UH??? it's your fuckin' dog?? I ain't never ask for this??"

v much onery dad energy. he catches vincent giving jonesy some food off his plate and immediately starts talking about how he's spoiling the damn dog and THIS is why she knocked over the garbage can & got coffee grounds and eggshells all over the kitchen floor.

never mind that he's always giving her scraps of whatever random concoction he's eating. she's chowing down on eggo waffles and beef jerky and hostess snacks whenever he's around. but no, it's vincent who spoils her. sure, jan.

he wants a huntin and fishin dog, but he's not much of a hunter or a fisher. so he gets a couch potato that sits next to him while he drinks beer and rewatches old spaghetti westerns. and he totally doesn't care about it or like her. totally.

#I'd love to find out the true origin of the name jonesy tbh. it's fanon. and I know it's a ref to alien.#but like? whomst started using it first? bc everyone has adopted it @ this point #obsessed how this one headcanon took over the whole community omg #that's def a claim to fame lmao #it's cute!! love that our girl has birthed so many cute fan theories #even tho I think? the puppy in the film is also a boy? don't quote me on that but. I THINK #and even tho I'm v in love w/these boys having a female dog. the idea of the pup bein a boy and this whole dumb town just bein Boy Central?#kinda love that idea lmao #@ this point calling the dog anything else in a fic would feel like cognitive dissonance from the fanon. bc it's so v widespread #EDIT: I literally just googled it and found the source! @slash-em-up #and it's not an alien ref actually. she's named after jocelyn jones from tourist trap. v interesting #sinclair brainrot hours #asks #anonymous #long post #when I first got into this fandom I thought about mixing it up in a fic & naming the puppy smthn else.#I almost never mention her in fics bc it bugged me that we didn't have a canon name lmao 😭 bc my brain is wired strangely ig fhsjsgshsgsg #but I love knowing the fanon lore. v nice v cool v tasty

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gonk2020 · 1 year

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"Come Nerevar. come and look upon my full sized Gundam model." - Dagoth Ur

#morrowind #gundam #dagoth ur #elder scrolls #skyrim #this is dumb but someone put Dagoth's model on steam and my brain insisted on making this #sfm #source filmmaker

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sunskate · 5 months

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Movies? My kingdom for a waltz or a tango or a finnstep again. Dance should be dance, not easier pairs.

(Christina and Anthony should do Titanic. Or Pride and Prejudice, but that’s probably a bit too subtle and quiet and I love them doing subtle and quiet but in a pre-Olympic season they need to pack a punch)

ooh i’m dying for a waltz season dance should have dancing😭

CPom playing Kate and Leo to Celine belting near far wherever you are - you can see the SlLi with him as the prow of the ship and her with her arms outstretched and the king of the world voiceover😅 P&P😭

someone said Lopareva/Brissaud should do Blade Runner. what would be others?

it’s such a broad theme, if they don’t have a limiting pattern element it’s just a costume party and nothing has to address what separates the teams who can really skate from those who aren’t at that level or forces anyone to work on their weaknesses, since they can just pick steps they can do

can there be an element in the scoring that addresses the difficulty of the step sequences they’re attempting, like in gymnastics or diving?

#stop dumbing down ice dance isu #what’s the source of the movie music rumor anyway😅#sorry anon my brain runs away and i can’t stay on topic your ask sparked thoughts #but i do hope they go big #can you even imagine what they’re going to come up with for olympic season #they put so much care into the programs for them

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lab-trash · 5 hours

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Me when I drop something: *sarcastically* wow, I'm so good, look at me go

Me when I drop something but catch it before it hits the floor: Whoa, I'm so good, look at me go!

#dumb shit #source: my brain #source: my life #source: tumblr #(for others)#incorrect quotes

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themyscirah · 6 months

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#okay so like maybe this is dumb but like first off. very surprised that to my knowledge there isn't an archive blog on this site that just #has comic recs. just like a well organized compilation of the recs diff users have given out on this site (basically a source blog for #reading lists) ALSO and maybe this is just me being kooky wouldn’t it be so fun if there was a thing where like when you finish a run or an #era or a character readthrough or whatever you could send an ask or message or something and ppl would celebrate and you'd get a lil digital #sticker w just like some art from that run/era or whatever. and the. just yay!!!!!! community!!!!#and they could be like whatever it could be stupid like congrats poozer you get the poozer badge for reading every comic kilowog says poozer #in like idk it could be dumb and silly and fun and cute.#maybe this is just me being silly bc i learned my college has a sticker machine though so my brain has been brrrrrrrrr all day and im now #craving like video game achievements lol #anyways at least the first one that there isn't a comic rec resource blog is crazy to me #blah

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hillerskaroyals · 2 years

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okay polling question for the group: am i literally losing my mind or did lisa/someone say the "Jag älskar dig" was added in post or am i just brain rotting more than usual

#pls help me i feel insane #well more insane than my usual yr level of insanity #but like i feel /so/ confident it was added after the fact #sources? my brain ig #idk what i'd look up to confirm/deny this #but im losing my mind and wanna know if this is group hysteria or have i been hitting the dumb bitch juice a little too hard #inquiring minds would like to know #its me #im the inquiring mind #young royals

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spacebugarts · 1 year

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Trying to figure out the official timeline of the Raimi trilogy (including Peter's canon birthday) is bugging the FUCK out of me but I Need To Know all of the details or I will Die

#why is this what im fixating on rn #i literally only need to know when sm3 takes place #but my dumb lizard brain wants to know More #i dont NEED to know when Peter's birthday is for my fic #but I would LIKE to have a confirmed date for it #bc what if I need it later?#idk if its the adhd or the autism but im Focused on that #spiderman #spider-man #raimi spider man #raimiverse fanfic #tobey maguire #i found one timeline that puts his birthday at march 9th but it doesnt cite any sources?#and it isnt finished either #id put one together myself by watching through the movies but I rarely get control of the tv and I only have them on dvd #i just want a detailed timeline of the raimi trilogy #is that too much to ask?

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what-if-i-dee-eye-do · 1 year

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I Am A Failure Of A Human Being :)

#who's fronting?#for later me #other #negative #like. everything about me. all of me is a failure #I couldn't even keep my brain to one whole brain I had to split it apart several times #I keep hurting myself in every way. I'm useless to my family and my wife and I'm insufferable so I no longer have any friends #I dropped out of college. everything about me is wrong and a failure #I can't name one thing I did right besides asking my wife out and even then I'm sure she resents me for putting her between me and her #(admittedly abusive) mom #I apparently bullied my younger brother. my older brother assumes I just wasn't around. my mom thinks I'm a failure and that's a fact #she told me the other day she feels like she failed as a parent and I'm part of the reason why (she didn't phrase it like that but I know im #a huge disappointment and a source of grief for her)#I didn't take care of my dog properly for years so I can't even say I did my dog right #I can't hold down a job. I can't even have a normal body. look at it. it's got disability in it #I can't even GET ON DISABILITY bc I can't hold down a job long enough to afford to go to the doctor to get declared disabled #I couldn't even do sex work right. I had a following and I lost it by being dumb and neglectful #I Am A Failure As A Person :)

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my-apollo-gies · 1 year

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absolutely praying that this tsats leak is a prank they haven't even edited the grammar

#its sctually driving me insane #like ik its probably genuine #but the dumb anxiety part of my brain is going 'what if the leak isnt genuine and whoever sourced it is laughing their arse off'

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daenerys-targaryen · 2 years

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#leah rambles #anxiety I’m punching you in the face as we speak #i was so happy to have a functioning pc to make gifs #but GOD it’s like #i know I can’t make extravagant/ fancy gifs because I’m literally just not talented enough #and I have ANXIETY about posting regular / simple gifs #because I’ve literally SEEEEN source blog admins talk about #how they don’t like it when their members post simple scene gifs #because it won’t bring in attention / followers for the blog and that’s FAIR that’s VALID #but that’s all I can do!#*stressed in clown*#anyways #maybe I’m just being too hard on myself (really a major character flaw for me)#but I just don’t feel like I’ll be good enough for anything or anyone #even goofy dumb non-consequencial things like MAKING GIFS FOR TUMBLR DOT ORG #i hate it here I hate my brain why can’t I just function like a normal person #anywaysss if you made it this far you get a gold star #cause I just use this site as a venting place lbr #welcome back to me complaining

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