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The Almighty God's Suggestion Box
For the use of angels currently employed by Heaven, native to the universe of @the-almighty-god only.
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suggestion: a childrens reunion, including all the fallen ones.
Suggestion accepted.
Now all that's left is getting both the angels and the demons to agree to it, too.
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Can we please reorganize the archive, I can't do it anymore, the writers are doing an absolutely terrible job with the organization, and as the head of the archive, I can say that it is practically impossible to navigate there, even for ME, and I have been there since the beginning of time
so please select a group of angels to fix this
A desperate archivist who can no longer do it
Thank you for your suggestion, anonymous (though mentioning your job title as head of the archive doesn't help to maintain your anonymity). It has been accepted. I will assign a team of angels to fix this, as you've requested.
@the-archangel-squad, please reorganize the Heavenly Archive.
#suggestion accepted#the metatron answers#(yes he still has access to this suggestion box)#ineffable#good omens#the archangel squad answers
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You might want to rephrase your requirements because technically I am A: An angel, and B: Employed in heaven (as it’s ruler, but still)
- @the-almighty-lucifer
(P.S. Suggestion; tell the archangels to shut up.)
If you insist.
Done.
Now get out of my suggestion box, Lucifer.
You can still use my regular ask box, but you'll have to make a whale if you want me to answer.
(PS: I'm not your messenger, @the-almighty-lucifer. If you want to tell @the-archangel-squad to shut up, you can do it yourself.)
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I think we should actually use the version written by @the-peanut-gallery-bible
Its very... imaginative.
Please provide a copy for our examination so that we may determine if it is worth preserving in Heaven's Library.
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suggesting that we may keep a copy of the human bible up in heaven, to refer to as completely accurate historical evidence.
Excellent idea, albeit with one caveat. It must be the version of the human Bible written by @enoch-the-human
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Dear God (?),
have a suggestion regarding Heavens plans for the Earth’s future: if it’s possible at all, could we give humans the opportunity to join the war? I heard some are interested in becoming angels…
With best wishes, an angelic being
Humans will play their part in the War @coleywiththemoley. Living or dead, their souls will be judged and taken by Heaven or Hell respectively, where they will have the opportunity to fight for their assigned side. Heaven's will win, of course.
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Who decided on the minimalist-bleached-children's-hospital design upstairs? It's an actual crime. Could use a few house plants. Maybe a coffee table.
That would be Gabriel. Maybe now that Aziraphale is in charge, he'll spruce things up a bit.
#suggestion pending#it's up to supreme archangel aziraphale#ineffable#good omens#the almighty answers
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heyyyy, just a totes legit angel here!
i think it would be sssssswell if the metatron was hit by a car. ssssay, a well-loved and revenge-seeking bentley. ssssspice things up a little
alssssso, the new archangel should come check on earth. we- i mean, his friendssss, miss him dearly
Hello, Crowley.
Aziraphale will not be joining you at the Ritz any time soon. But you are still welcome to join us in Heaven if you've changed your mind about our offer to restore to you full angelic status. Aziraphale misses you dearly as well, and he'd love to have you here with him.
Wouldn't you, @supremearchangelaziraphale?
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Hey guys, what the actual fork is going on up there? Yours friend , Icarus
Thank you for your question, Icarus. There are huge plans afoot. Enormous projects. Namely, the Second Coming, the Resurrection, and Judgement Day. Most exciting, isn't it?
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May we please have another box where we can submit complaints about particular angels/evidence of wrongdoing? I have some…interesting information on one or two that may be of interest to higher ups. Thank you.
Alright. Since you asked so nicely.
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What vud wood would you do if a demon manegd managed to infiltret infilltrite infiltrate this box?
I know it's you, Shax. Come off anon.
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Can we like de-evolve the human race into a more primitive form. They are a species that is inefficient in day to day life and are frankly quite dumb as rocks. As a quote from a colleague, "Feel the doom impending cuz stupidity is #trending"
Love and kisses, from definitely an angel😘
Ps: I loved your work with the birds, truly a marvel.
Oh, I don't think you'll have to worry about the human race much longer. Or birds, too, for that matter.
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Quick question: why did we allow for the preservation of NFTs but not the Barbie movie? I worked hard on it :(. Can we at least keep pumpkin spice oatmilk lattes?
-an overworked angel who doesn’t want their efforts to be meaningless
You may preserve any sort of beverage made with oatmilk and/or a hefty jigger of almond syrup, pumpkin spice lattes included.
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oi ask box
i have some very important questions:
when were you decided upon to happen? like, when did God decide “Oh lookie her! My little angels have questions! let me just put an suggestion box here!”?
oh also doesn’t it hurt that you were SOMEONE ELSES IDEA before God decided to create you after the battle?
is God actually replying to these? or is it just “ThE vOiCe Of GoD” the Metatron putting words in Gods mouth without taking into consideration what They actually would want to say?
who made the stars and created constellations, nebulas, the pillars of creation nebula? i need a name.
thanks!
-an angel who asks way to many questions
Told you spelling would give it away if a demon tried to use the suggestion box.
Grammar, too, apparently. Not to mention punctuation.
Hello, Crowley.
#suggestion denied#god's suggestion box is for angel use only#the almighty answers#god is a bitch about spelling when she makes spelling errors herself all the time#but we already knew god is a hypocrite
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more kreechurs
Be careful what you wish for.
#suggestion: be careful what you wish for#the almighty answers#the almighty promotes NFTs#but only because you asked#so think about what you ask next time
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Could we save Monty Python's Life of Brian?
You mean the 1979 comedy film that makes a mockery of the so-called Son of God, @one-coming-is-enough?
Yes. You can save it. I would very much like for it to be preserved.
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Wait, since when could we possess people?! You said we couldn't! You told us we weren't supposed to discorporate our human bodies because we couldn't go back to earth until we did a thousand years' worth of paperwork to get a new one! I guarantee none of the other angels do it!
Did I say that? Or was it one of the angels in the corporations department who just didn't want to go through the trouble of building you a new body? It's not as easy for angels as it is for humans, you know.
As for angelic possession, I didn't say you couldn't. Just that you shouldn't, unless the circumstance really calls for it. I can think of a few times when that's happened.
#suggestion: don't possess humans unless absolutely necessary#the almighty answers#ineffable#good omens
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