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hometoursandotherstuff · 1 year

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#cats #funny cats #other stuff #song parody

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picklepie888 · 1 year

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We Don't Talk About Judas (Biblical Encanto Parody)

PETER

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

But

It was the Passover

ANDREW

It was the Passover

PETER

We were all together and we're passing the bread and the wine

ANDREW

Passing the bread and the wine

PETER

Jesus comes through

With some upsetting news

ANDREW

Traitor!

PETER

Are you telling the story or am I?

ANDREW

I'm sorry dear brother go on

PETER

Jesus said 'I'll be betrayed'

ANDREW

Why would He tell us?

PETER

Upon this news, we're all dismayed

ANDREW

The whole room was in chaos!

PETER

Who of us would dare betray?

ANDREW

We're not naming names

But we'll just say

BOTH

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas!

MATTHEW

Hey! Grew to be weary of Judas's intentions

None of us suspected his crime beyond comprehension

I equate him to the sound of coins hitting the floor (clang, clang, clang)

How could we remiss

With a kiss, he touches

Failed to keep our Rabbi out of the Romans' clutches

Choking on his guilt until he can't breathe anymore

Gone forevermore

JOHN

Thirty pieces

Of silver in his sack

When the night ceases

He stabs us in the back

He had seeled our doom

Led Jesus to His tomb

ALL

(Hey) We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

JEWISH VILLAGER 1

They say He was sacrificed

To pay our cost! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 2

The Romans had dragged Him off

To Pilate, their boss! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 3

He said that Jesus of Nazareth

Would hang on the cross! (No no)

ALL

The Hebrews mourned

Our most devastating loss!

MARY MAGDALENE

He told me

That upon this day three

Not to worry for He will soon rise

He told me

The Messiah will come

And our souls will be made divine

PETER

He told me

Before that next morning

I'll deny him times three

Upon the cock's crowing

It's like I hear it now

It's like I hear it now!

I can hear it now!

MATTHIAS

Um...Judas

Yeah, about that Judas

I really need to know about Judas

Give me the truth and the whole truth

Judas!

ZECHARIAH

Hey the King of the Jews is here!

ALL

He has risen!

(Overlap of Peter/Andrew, Matthew, John, and Mary Magdalene verses)

ALL

He's here!

Don't talk about Judas

MATTHIAS

Why did I talk about Judas?

ALL

Not a word about Judas

MATTHIAS

I never should've brought up Judas!

#good friday #easter #christian memes #christian parody #jesus christ #12 disciples #the chosen #we don't talk about bruno #encanto #song parody #judas iscariot #disney #happy easter #happy good friday

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 1 month

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sound of music, did you say?

Let's start at the very Beginning, A very good place to star-t.... When you read you begin with A B C When you love you begin with you and me, you and me... You and me... Do re me fa so la ti... I go too fast for you? Let's see if I can make it easier...

Do, an angel, a gay-coded angel Re, I'm re-ally. re-ally gay Mi, and you, a group of two Fa, we can run far away SO, HE'S JUST AN ANGEL I KNOWW LA, OH LA-RD HEAL THIS BIKEEEEE TI, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUPPA TEAAAAA AND THAT'LL BRING US BACK TO DO-O-O-O

I'm sorry I'm delirious and very sick this is what you are all cursed with.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #lgbtqia #sound of music #do re mi #song parody #sigh what am i doing #good omens brainrot #aziracrow

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omnybus · 1 year

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Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Poke their eyes, hit their nose, drop a hammer on their toes

Hack their hand off with a hatchet

Or just grab a brick and smash it

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!

#disney #lyrics #be our guest #beauty and the beast #song parody #I know I wrote this a long time ago #but I only just realized that I left out a couple lyrics #so I decided to re-write it for the sake of accuracy

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direwolfrules · 3 months

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There’s this guy on YouTube, his channel is Star Rekt, and he makes Star Trek parodies of songs. “I Wanted Janeway”, “I Kissed a Borg”, “Trill All The Klingons Want”, etc.

Anyway, this Threshold Day I thought I’d share his parody of Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It”. So, without further ado:

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#star trek #threshold day #threshold #tom paris #captain janeway #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager #star trek voy #song parody #youtube link #link #video #star rekt #Youtube

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pixiemage · 21 days

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"Still Stuck Seaside" - a Hermitcraft Parody of "Mr. Brightside"

Welcome to the insanity that has been my brain for the last two weeks. I didn't think I'd actually record this, but then I was encouraged by some lovely friends, so HERE! Have an absolutely bonkers song parody about Grian's Season 10 fishing addiction. You're welcome.

[Lyrics below]

GRIAN: I'm sitting down at the docks I say I’m doing just fine Gotta gotta keep going If I want it all I told ‘em all I could fish That I’d get Mending like this I just wanted to fish I just wanted to fish

They say I’m in too deep I should come up for air Am I proving a point Or too stubborn to care? I’ve been sat here for days But got nothing to show ‘Cause no matter the bait

All I’m catching is cod now Leather, string, and rods now One more try I need that book, it’s killing me I’m losing my mind

Stuck by the sea Lost in sunk cost fallacy Casting out another line Hoping I can turn the tides Guess that’s not my destiny Slowly losing sanity Reeling in another try While I’m still stuck seaside

I'm sitting down at the dock I swear I’m doing just fine Gotta gotta pretend That I’m okay at all I’m overflowing with fish How did I end up like this

GEM: He just wanted to fish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GRIAN: God, I’m SO sick of fish! I’ve been stuck here for days And I’m skipping on sleep While I fill up the chests With the items I keep And while Hermits like Doc Use their villager trades I'm still stuck on the docks

And I’m reeling in cod now Salmon, bowls, and rods now One more try I need that book, it's killing me! I'm losing my mind

Stuck by the sea Lost in sunk cost fallacy Casting out another line Hoping I can turn the tides But that’s not my destiny Slowly losing sanity Reeling in just one more time But I'm still stuck seaside

No mending No mending No mending! No mending!

#Grian #Hermitcraft #Hermitcraft S10 #HC10 #Hermitcraft Parody #Song Parody #Pixie Does Music #Pixiemage Parodies #Still Stuck Seaside #Grian's fishing addiction #Youtube

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myfairkatiecat · 22 days

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Ever thought that “Vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo sounds a whole lot like Keefe Sencen talking about his mom?

Yeah so did me and @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities hence this parody was born!

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ALSO I got a YouTube channel!!

#kale I hope you got sleep eventually though #and I mean enough sleep #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #olivia rodrigo #song parody #Youtube

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nerdasaurus1200 · 3 months

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I’ve been seeing a lot of folks theorizing that Adam might return in season 2 but will be stuck in hell and it got me thinking…what if that kickstarts a redemption arc for him? What if he hates Hell so much that he’s willing to try anything just to get back home? Even….the princess’s stupid refurbished hotel….

And that inspired the idea of Charlie and co. getting to throw Adam’s words back in his face through a reprise of Hell is Forever and I couldn’t resist taking a crack at writing it! For context this fan-reprise starts as Adam’s part of the original song begins.

Hope y’all like it!

Vaggie: Shut the hell up right there

Save us all precious time

Adam: Rude…

Charlie: If what you're suggesting

Is helping you climb up the ladder

Oh, you’d rather go back to the Gates?

Adam: Uhh yeah!

Lucifer: Sorry, buddy

But there's no defyin' your fate!

'Cause Hell is forever whether you like it or not!

Had your chance to behave better, now you boil in my pot!

Thought the rules were black and white?

There's no use in tryin' to fight it! You’re burnin' for your life til someone kills you again!

Adam: Wait, but-!

Charlie: Don’t even try with me, you're wasting your breath

Vaggie: It was you who implied that we all deserve death!

Charlie: What’s a Winner, what’s a sinner? Not so cut and dry

Lucifer: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!

And when all's said and done (Angel, Husk, and Niffty: Said and done)

(Alastor, spoken: I’m not participating!!!)

There's the question of fun (Angel, Husk, and Niffty: Fun)

Lucifer: And for folks like me with Hellish Ordainment

Messing with you is my entertainment!

Bow-now-now-now-now

Fiddle solo, FUCK YEAH!

Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

Adam: This is total bull! You gave the whore a chance!!

Charlie: Hell is forever whether you like it or not

Had your chance to behave better

(Cherri: Why the fuck are you all joining in on the song?!)

Charlie: Now you boil in our pot

Cause the rules are shades of gray; never could do as you say! You’ll burn for your whole life til Niffty kills you again!!!

Angel, spoken: No, Niffty, put the knife down!!

Lucifer: Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot!

Vaggie: So give up your dumb endeavor cause you don't have a shot!

Charlie: Long as we have your attention, high time I should probably mention

That we’ve made the determination; your stay here will face a termination!

Adam: What?!

Charlie: This one’s for Pentious

You pig, you sad little bitch

Don’t let the door hit your ass

Good luck with making your switch!

Adam: Wait, fucking- come on! Ahhh, shit!!

#hazbin hotel #nerd talks #song parody #charlie morningstar #adam #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #angel dust #husk #niffty #alastor #cherri bomb

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phantoonsoftheopera · 1 month

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I'm just 'Rik, they see my face, it make them sick Is it my destiny to live and die alone beside a toy monkey? I'm just 'Rik It comes to beaus, she has her pick What will it take for her to see the guy behind the lie and sing for me?

#phantom of the opera #barbie #i'm just ken #song parody #I'm still workshopping it

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itsouttherenow · 1 month

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Dream Man

Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune

Make the loneliest blonde that I’ve ever seen

Give him a heart, so kind and so tendered

And tell him that he’s bested Cinder

Sandman, I’m so alone

Don’t have a blonde, to call my own

Please turn on your magic beam

Mr. Sandman bring me a Jaune

Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune

Make him the cutest that I've ever seen

Give him the word that I'm not dead

Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone

Don't have a Jaune, to call my own

Please turn on your magic beam

Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune

Sandman (yes) bring me a blonde

Show him some eyes with a silver gleam

Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci

And lots of wavy hair like Liberace

Mr. Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)

Would be so peachy before I’m too old

So please turn on your magic beam

Mr. Sandman, bring me, please, please, please

Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune

@howlingday for help on changing some of the lines.

#rwby #rwby lancaster #rwby shitpost #song parody

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hometoursandotherstuff · 1 year

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#song parody #other stuff

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camille-lachenille · 10 months

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Ten little Finwës

Ten little Finwëans went out in exile; One was slain in the dark and then there were nine. Nine little Finwëans fled with stolen ships; One burned on water and then there were eight. Eight little Finwëans fighting in the night; One was defeated and then there were seven. Seven little Finwëans chopping up Doriath; One was chopped in halves and then there were six. Six little Finwëans slaying their kin; A sword pierced one and then there were five. Five little Finwëans going in for a Silmaril; One got killed and then there were four. Four little Finwëans going out to Sirion; One red-headed fell and then there were three. Three little Finwëans running in the dark; A fiery chasm swallowed one and then there were two. Two little Finwëans sitting in the sun; One wandered away and then there was one. One little Finwëan left all alone; He lived longer but was deceived and then there were none.

This has been living rent free in my brain for way too long and I needed to make it everyone’s problem. Sorry not sorry.

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 1 month

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burn (hamilton) x good omens

Hi. Good omens mascot here. I'm doing fine. It's fine. Here's burn, from aziraphale to god and heaven. I kind of imagine it during the apocalypse in season 1, when Heaven/the Metatron denied him help.

BURN

I saved every prayer you taught me From the moment I read them, I knew you were mine I thought you were mine You said you were mine Do you know what Crowley said When he saw your first order arrive? He said, be careful with Heaven, love They'll believe what it takes to survive You and your words flooded my senses Your sentences left me defenceless You built a religion out of paragraphs You built cathedrals I'm rereading the prayers you taught me I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line For some kind of sign And when you were mine The world seemed to burn... You published the prayers they wrote you You told the whole world How you brought peace into our lands But in spreading your name, You've ruined lives... Do you know what Crowley said? When she read what you'd done She said, they call it ineffable But they know what it is they've become You and your words, obsessed with your great plan Your sentences border on senseless And you are paranoid in every paragraph How they worship you... You, you, you I'm erasing myself from the narrative Let future theologians wonder How Aziraphale reacted when you let him Fall You have ruined all I'm watching it burn I'm watching it burn Heaven has no right to my heart Heaven has no place in my head They don't get to know what I said I'm burning the prayers, burning the stories That might have redeemed you You forfeit the place in my heart You forfeit all right to my faith You're as real as a fairytale With only the memories of when you were mine I hope that you burn.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #the ineffable plan #good omens s1 #burn hamilton #hamilton #lin manuel miranda #song parody #good omens brainrot

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pansexual-pied-piper · 5 months

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And I'm so sick of love songs, they bore me to tears

So done with wishing you'd sing about anything else

Said I'm so sick of love songs, I'm too damn aro

So someone please turn off that radio

#song parody #aromantic #aro humor #(the song being parodied here is 'So Sick' by Ne-Yo)

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riddles-n-games · 2 months

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