Me, an hour into explaining the plot of the first third of CoH: and then he goes with this elf guy to this other elf guy, his name is Thingol-
My sibling, only paying a little attention: wait isn't that the guy who banned quinoa
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*grabs you by the shoulders* have you considered the facet of Maedhros losing both of his hands??? To the Oath??? He, Nelyafinwe, a crown prince of the Noldor, the craftsmen of the elves??? He, a figure of a people of handiwork, losing his hands??? Alongside the rest of his personhood??? Yes??? OK just checking because I am-
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just found out that my 14 y/o brother watches hazbin hotel because i was singing “you didn’t know” and he started weighing his opinion on the hazbin songs. not upset that he watches the show at all (but it did take me a little by surprise) because i definitely started watching hazbin and helluva boss when i was 13 but i AM upset that he thinks “stayed gone” is better than “loser, baby” which is a hot take ig
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Hi, I was just wondering how Talon Dick would react to Jason getting tagged by either fear toxin or cuddle pollen? 🦉
Ah yes! We already had cuddle pollen in “language of birds”, so let’s go with fear toxin!
Okay so I think we can all agree it’s no surprise that what Dick would see if he got tagged… would be Jason either being turned into a talon like him or dying in a gruesome way (maybe even at Dick’s own hands).
But Jason? Well, it’s no secret that they’re… very codependent. But his fears would manifest as Dick leaving him. Abandoning him (for someone better).
Consequently he’d be a mess of begging Dick not to leave, that he’ll do better. Be better.
Dick would be panicking, trying to reassure Jason that he would never, ever leave him, aggressively cuddling and cooing at him.
Of course, none of it works. Jason isn’t actually seeing him, so at one point the image of Dick holding him would switch to someone else taking him away and Jason would turn downright feral trying to get away.
Dick is hurt, of course. But he knows Jason doesn’t mean it (right?) and so he would stay and allow every single hit to land (“it’s fine, talons heal fast”) until Bruce physically pulls him away to administer the antidote.
After many, many tears and hugs Jason would try to make Dick promise never to let him hit Dick again, even if it’s because of fear toxin. Dick neither agrees nor disagrees, which, in Dick language, is an adamant refusal.
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The way I am so fucking obsessed with Book Legolas being a fucking dork he's so lame every goddamn read-through. Gimli, come get your elf he's radicalizing trees again.
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My hot take is there is no possible way Tolkien, as a linguist, wrote the quenya ban to be a positive decision. The language guy would not write "a guy says no to this language" as something to be applauded. It's not meant to be a solid and defendable choice on Thingol's part
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Methinks the teen Yomi in your au would listen to Mindless Self Indulgence
Especially It Gets Worse (but he would listen to nightcore versions) he's like "this is just like me fr" while sipping his cranberry juice
hm yea he probably would i can see that.. i have like. a playlist of songs i think both of them would associate with each other and their relationship, heres yomis side of it if ur curious
i probably would add msi to it but i dont rlly listen to them myself so yknow. i have one (1) of their songs in my yomi playlist tho
i find it extremely funny to imagine him listening to millionaires. guilty pleasure
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"Show and Tell. I'm on display for all you f-ckers to see."
"Buy and Sell. Like I'm a product to society."
"Art don't sell. Unless you f-cked every authority."
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(GASP) Luddy lore??? 😳😳😳 you bet
Drew my boy, Luddy 💙 (he's not really enjoying the attention bc social anxiety </3)
Inspired and based off Clown's art! 💛💙
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I feel like Reader would totally hijack Syntax's alarm system so one day everyone wakes up screaming to Careless Whisper blaring on Syntax's phone at 4:30 A.M. so (1); everyone now knows how little sleep Syntax gets and (2); Reader would establish how much of a threat they can be
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