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@theaspieasp thANK YOU SO MUCH he's precious and perfect and i love him forever.

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Me : Okay

The grass :

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Wiggins!) the bizarre thing about the vampire men in the cullen family all seem to be at least subconsciously what Smeyer wants Bella to have but can’t seem to get over her initial vision of what she saw in her drafts or whatever. It’s odd that every single one of the Cullen men are like strongly devoted (but mostly devoid of personality because it’s so Bella centric) but when you compare them to Edward they seem interesting in some ways. Like Narratively we’re supposed to have this threat that Edward is constantly holding back from killer her but I don’t feel like we see that. Conversely, Jasper is constantly the one who is suffering about human smells and is the more vampire-like. But he’s also a glorified lap dog. So it’s like ‘oh he’s a monster but he’ll never hurt me” (things Alice has said out loud. Man even psychics slip up. I swear her powers weren’t so accurate until Smeyer needed an excuse for plot reasons)

Emmett feels like when some women say they like waifish guys because they don’t want to seem like they’re vapid for liking “big dudes with muscles” so of course you pair Emmett with the “shallow blonde”

Carlisle, I swear only exists so Edward has someone to model but I would also argue that he’s proto-Edward before whatever reworking she had to do when writing Twilight for a YA audience and brought him back as a different character.

Yeah a rant

hello again bestie Wiglet! (note to self: learn Photoshop so i can shop Jacob's bad wig onto a pic of Piglet)

this is such an interesting take! thanks for sharing. i totally see what you're saying. in all the Cullen men we see both a blend of softness & devotion *and*, interestingly enough, a patchwork of patriarchal ideas of what a man "should" be. & this idea comes to the forefront with the depiction of the love interests

smeyer wants us to see Edward as the chivalric gentlemen from the Days of Yore. we see this in the opening doors, the cutsey little romance taglines ("you are my life now," "look after my heart; i've left it with you," "so the lion fell in love" etc), the knight saving the damsel in distress, the expensive tokens of his affection, etc.

at the same time, in both Edward & Jacob we see the crude traits of the Patriarchy Dreamboat kinda guy. if i had to sum it up, it's like the guy you see in 80s movies. "bad boy." "opposites attract." he's a jerk. he's a hunk. he's domineering. he's allowed to show emotion only & especially if that emotion is anger. he's persistent in his efforts to get the girl, going so far as to kiss her without her consent if it's For a Good Cause (Edward in New Moon post-Volterra, Jacob in Eclipse). he's a cool guy who's In Control 👉😎👉

perhaps that's why the Twilight saga appealed so such a large swath of women & girls. the women, who grew up with the notion that they could have the true love of their dreams so long as they submitted to the patriarchal social contract, saw the contract being fulfilled in Edward. (i.e., "you can be the king if you treat me like a princess.")

on the other hand, the 90s/00s girlies who grew up in the midst of a feminist revolution & who could see the glimmer of a dismantled patriarchy on the horizon were attracted to Edward for the flashes of radical feminist love they saw: the unapologetic expressions of emotion, the honesty of him sharing his vulnerabilities & weaknesses, Bella's ability to override Edward's will when necessary, etc.

sorry, i know this isn't really the crux of the rant you submitted, but it is extremely interesting to see these contradictions playing out in all the male characters of the saga. it's almost like smeyer is having this internal debate with herself without even realizing it...

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MATEOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

ouuaaa i came across javi's video on yt... oua.. •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀ BUT!! made this for youu! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

MAYO ;___; ure seriously spoiling me these are so pretty and thoughtful i love the teddy bear sitting on javis shoulder. cutest ever. and every cutscene with him in lingards office....the warm streaky lighting from the cuts in the window blinds are soo 🤎🤎

Here, have some rohlíky!

(honestly I think they're kinda average lol - but if they're wholemeal!! that's another thing, much much better imo)

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when hyunjin said that he went one day to wod and saw minho dancing with his team from soul dance in 2016 before minho joined jyp and then they met in 2017 (jyp) and when seungmin said minho probably wouldn't have met the skz members if it wasn't bc they're in the same group now and minho said he would've met hyunjin. soulmatism.

🌷 ~Pink board~ 🌷

ladies details in paintings. x

Martha becoming less and less of a metamour bc her love for Curt is special to me. If you don't try communicating with your spouse that's turned into a monstrous beast with no visible traces of humanity left, do you truly love them.

I just got bullied so badly on Roblox 😔💔😭 SHE RAN ME OVER WITH HER JEEP 🫢🖐🏻❌ Azzie would protect me from them hoes 🤭😒🤡cass would probs laugh at my misery ☠️

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you’re  amazing. wukong to xiuying... just staring at them with heart eyes...

☯  𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅  ☯

“Oh, stop it you charmer.”

A soft chuckle escapes their lips at the other’s words, cheek painted in a soft hue of bright pink which was easy to see against their pale features. They knew the words falling from the Monkey King’s lips were genuine in nature, especially with the enamored looked that was etched on his face. Normally, Xiuying would flirt back and tease, but this time? Oh, they couldn’t help the butterflies that formed in their stomach at the entire situation.

Well, they couldn’t help return the sentiment in kind to the golden monkey before them. Reaching out and cupping his cheeks in their claws before pulling him into a sweet but loving kiss. A soft purr escaping them before pulling away after a moment. Forehead resting against Wukong’s as arms wrapped around his shoulders after.

“I love you, my King.”

Words truer than true. They couldn’t help love this golden simian more than words could ever properly express.

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