Hi *with the intention of letting you choke me until I pass out as you fuck me*
hi :)
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You know how they say you can treat college freshmen like kindergartners and you get great results?
Same thing is true for tv news anchors of all ages.
At my old station I had one anchor who hated "We Don't Talk About Bruno" so whenever they were misbehaving I found an excuse to work it into the broadcast. Also had an anchor who hated "Baby Shark." It's effective newsroom control.
But no really we're in a #6 market. All I got to say is "heads up seven up" and they all stop their non-work convos and give me their undivided attention.
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.
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