You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

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are you mad at me

quite possibly one of the funniest things you could've said.

yeah

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

quite possibly one of the funniest things you could've said.

I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda

Important question

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

really like when someone follows *after* a long scroll of likes and reblogs. glad to know I got through your rigorous vetting process

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users