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solar-halos · 2 months

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ballad appreciation post

i’m so happy :D. i’ve watched ballad twice this week. the second time i watched it w my brothers i didn’t have anything to say about it bc i was mostly just on edge about not getting kicked out of the theatre but since i teased a breakup over this Boyfriend was on his best behavior so i actually got to watch the movie without anyone asking a million question a scene. in related news we have another lucy gray truther on our side. here are some of my thoughts

1. tom blyth opening screen …. i still got jumpscared seeing him in the nude

2. the way they pronounce lucy grays name still catches me off guard. i’ve been ignoring the “i” completely and just say “bard” in my head (yk bc she’s The Bard). with that being said i know the mayor was in like 2 scenes but i think he did a really good job picking out lucy grays name he looked crazy

3. hunter schafer is my eyebrow inspo. also i’ve mentioned this before w the bathing suits having a 1920s and 50s vibe but she’s giving 1940s to me. but obviously glamor 1940s not war ridden 1940s

4. watching this w someone who hasn’t read the book is so enjoyable. when lucy gray dropped the snake down mayfairs shirt Boyfriend got SO tense “waitwait did she just try to fuckin murder her??” god forbid women do anything

5. okay sorry but the first time i watched it i was trying not to smile (in a laugh-y way) when lucy grays singing part came on. when i read it i thought that part ate but actually seeing it was so different for some reason. i think this feeling might be amplified if you’ve never read the book bc my sister felt the exact same way she said it was kinda fuckin cringe. idk if it was just bc we were at home or she was just feeling silly but she started singing that one camp rock song that’s like “we can’t back down.” which ok yeah that was kinda lucy grays song in a nutshell but it kinda did piss me off bc the “you can kiss my ass!!!!” part was coming on soon and i was stressing over them missing it. also didnt lucy gray have a full on dance break in the book?? god. they should have kept that in

6. okay that scene where she bowed and d12’s nasty ass coal industry being in the background is still one of my fav scenes. ugh loved it

7. wovey idk what it was this time but when she was like “im rlly good at climbing” i almost burst into tears. guys she’s really good at climbing

8. hunter schafer literally killed this. i’d argue that tigris is just as much of a product of her environment as snow is but i don’t rlly know how to articulate that

9. speaking of the reading vs watching thing i mentioned earlier: it rlly jumped out with grandmaam. idk why but when i was reading it grandmaam was SO scary and intimidating to me but watching her so frail and skinny and slightly senile talk about how lucy gray is a killer just seemed so crazy. especially since we know snow believes her

10. “they’re gonna get bombed aren’t they” wtf i walk into every movie clueless how are ppl straight up predicting entire events. but again w the reading vs watching i was GAGGED when they got bombed in the book but in the movie it seemed weird?? like “get the camera on her” and then it just feels like they’re trying to take up space until the actual bombs land. but whatever im being so bitchy i wasn’t surprised bc i literally knew it was gonna happen

11. “i want coral making my latte” and i want tanner on the grill

12. i think it was tanner, but i rlly liked his outfit. i liked all their outfits actually. i’ve been watching so many reels abt the costume designer explaining her inspo for the costumes (like tigris and her 1940s glamor thing going on)

13. okay seriously why did they cut out the kiss… and then when they actually did kiss why did they have lucy gray pull away at first…… i know francis lawrence saying this was a love story was icky but he did a bad job at portraying that so maybe we were worried for nothing (jk we were worried for all the right reasons bc if i had a nickel for every time someone said “i thought they were gonna get married!” about lucy gray and snow i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice). also not to be a hater but snowbaird fans actually fucking irritate me. like the fans that are like “but what if it was wholesome 🥺🥺” what if lucy gray tried to kill him and he tried to kill her back? what if he managed to track her down and she bit him again? what if they hate each other so much that they’re only together bc they wanna see the other person suffer? what then

14. tbh seeing billy taupe made me feel a bit guilty 😭😭. almost terminated my ao3 acc but i get that feeling every time someone mentions something im obsessed w in a very casual way so it wasn’t rlly that serious. also someone either on tiktok or insta was like “was i the only person who preferred snows curls to his buzz cut?” and i genuinely couldn’t tell if they were joking bc like. everyone prefers snows curls to his buzz cut. even snow prefers his curls to his buzzcut. with that being said billy taupe needed to lose the cap

15. ngl the ballad of lucy gray baird actually did make me cry a bit… lucy gray was only 16 she needed to be on tumblr

16. where’d she get that guitar from tho

17. i wish they would have kept in the tributes death parade. that part was icky

18. okay there was a scene where lucky had a drink and then he flicked something off it and pup (i think that was his name) flinched cos it landed on his neck that was so fucking funny i hate that this was the first time i noticed it

19. okay seriously why did they make dill get poisoned. also that cornocopia scene. hmph

20. the first time i watched it i remembered being really confused why lucky called mizzen Merciless Mizzen. but omg after he tried chasing lucy gray down in that vent i understood that was crazy of him. and it did seem like he was an actual teenager which actually made it more unsettling. i feel like rachel zegler has a baby face (i actually think she was 17 in west side story and she looks the exact same now) but mizzen’s actor sing singing her name was perfect

21. lamina at the beam… didn’t she manage to kill someone in the book??

22. “does this mean we get to go home??” god i wish

23. but also “please lucy i can’t have killed all of them for nothing” i liked that she didn’t call her lucy gray that was a nice touch. but also. what a crazy thing to ask. i wonder if she thought lucy gray would be chill w that

24. take this with a grain of salt i haven’t read the books in so long but when snow snuck up on lucy gray in the meadow didn’t she level her guitar at him and then be like “sorry lol i still have one foot in the arena :P” they should have had her hit him in the face w it

25. the old therebefore still hits. i wish they would have included scenes where snow is shown to genuinely dislike her songs like in the books. in the movies he seems more disinterested in what she’s doing which is still bad but also it doesn’t seem as overt as him literally hating on her for no fuckin reason. which i guess is bc we have no insight into his head, like i think someone pointed out that in the book and movie he cried over sejanus being dead but in the book we know it’s bc he was scared it was gonna be him next but in the movie it just looked like he was sad. which i get it he’s perceived as nice by other people but the audience is not supposed to be other ppl we know what his motives are. im not sure how that’d be solved, cos i guess it would be pretty annoying to have him voice his thoughts and you also don’t wanna spoon feed ur audience but like. idk. seems like something you’d wanna make super clear bc to me it didn’t seem like you were supposed to like / sympathize with him, but the way it was done kinda seemed half baked

26. speaking of that… Boyfriend did not get the memo that snow was fucking crazy. “i thought he was gonna marry lucy gray in d12” WHY? like why would you even think that. were u not paying attention during the hunger games trilogy marathon where would lucy gray fit into that. since my sister thought the exact same thing she tried being like “see? it’s confusing” but it actually isn’t. that’s still a better reaction than my brother he was actually being a fucking weirdo about it cos when snow found lucy grays scarf in the woods and then the snake bit him this mfer went “she tried to kill him” no!!! but i think there might be something to be said about how snow, completely sober, came to the same conclusion as my brother, who was so high he couldn’t even remember who sejanus was

27. okay that’s a lot of sibling lore so atp i think i better end the post. bye

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #long post #i can finally stop posting about my damn rainbow dress now i wore it and it was very warm

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l-itraklies · 1 year

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The cullens habbits

A/N- headcannons of what i think the cullens do in their free time. Little 18+ if you back up and squint. Cursing because I hate bella

Alice:

She and Renesme (wtf bella) like to bake because Renesme likes baked goods. Even though no one else has to eat. She also likes just dance, which emett makes fun of her for. She hold the record in the house. She LOVES true crime. Like, more than the average person.

Jasper:

Like a true cowboy, he will find a local ranch and works as a ranch hand. He feeds, washes, and rides the horses. All the horses have a bond with him, and he loves them like children. And, if it's a ranch that does lessons, he acually love teaching kids. When they ask about his ✨️battle scars✨️he says horses gave them. And he goes to the bating cages but just doesn't use his full strength. And, something tells me he has like an antique gun he takes to the middle of the woods and shoots beer cans and trees

Emett

He has an Xbox, a playstation, and a switch. So video games take up most of his time when he isn't with Rosaline. Also, he won't admit it, but he loves cheesy rom-coms, like netflix to hallmark he watches it all. Also, cop shows. Like every NCIS(the original, new Orleans, los Angeles, Hawaii) Chicago pd/fire/med, S.W.A.T, Hawai 5-0. All of it is memorized and seen every episode of every season at least twice.

Rosaline:

Who do you think got emett in to rom-coms. She's worse than him. She likes to indulge in her old dream of the perfect white picket fence, trophy wife fantasy. Her and Alice watch true crime together. She likes shopping and doing her makeup. Her and Renesme do skincare and spa days like every week even though they don't need it.

Esme:

She likes going out with Carlisle. Like the cutest shit ever. She picks up after everyone, not cause their lazy. She just likes it. She likes slow dancing, she'll turn on old 60's songs like the rightous brothers, the 77 band the police and just has a blast. She also likes lounging outside, because wether or not she can get a tan. It won't stop her from lounging outside till the sun goes down.

Carlisle

He will deep clean the house... for fun. Like, a serious germaphobe and has bad ocd. Like, in the novies there isnt mud in the house, I wonder why. Because dr. C makes it that way. But when he isnt cleaning he's with his wife. Date night, slow dance, old cheesy romance movie repeat. Or taking care if his problematic ass kids.

Edward:

Speaking of problematic ass kids. He watches Bella and Renesme like a fucking hawk. And when he's not doing that, he's doing bella. I'm half kidding. He likes reading old books that are more dust than books. And, making sure Jake keeps his distance from his daughter. Sometimes, he takes Bella and Renesme to Isle Esme for a vacation, where they can shine with no weird looks.

Bella:

I don't WANT to do this, but life isn't about wants. She practices her powers. And, she loves having girls' days with her sister in laws and daughter. She likes taking esme to extendes family houses, on edwards side. She calls her parents as often as she's allowed. Her and Emett restle because he was salty about losing to her when she turned.

Renesme:

She loves hanging out with her aunts and uncles. And, everytime their in Forks, she goes to see charlie because they have a healthier relationship than Charlie and Bella. He stopped questioning her growth after a while. She and Jake cuddle because, again, a HEATHY (ish) relationship once she isn't an actual child.

#twighlight #jasper hale #alice cullen #rosaline cullen #emmett cullen #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #bella cullen #renesmee cullen

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thekoopalingsandstuffs · 1 year

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Come on, Roy, the third one is the final one. Try to approach Lemmy but cautiously and talk to him. In case that doesn't work and he "accidents" again, I could recommend something else, but I don't know if you'll like it.

Roy: *Standing in Lemmy's room* "So......"

Lemmy: "What do you want? I'm busy."

R: "I just wanted to uh...ya know, apologize...for uh...making you piss yourself...I uh...didn't mean to cause that to happen...twice..."

L: "........."

R: "Forgive me please?" (I really should've thought this out beforehand)

L: *starts having PTSD flashbacks of what happened*

L: ".........*sniffle*"

R: "Uh...you good?"

L: *starts sobbing and buries face in pillow*

R: "...UHHH........." *Leaves*

Wendy: "What the hell was that?"

R: "What?"

W: "You just left him there crying? WTF is wrong with you? Do you really think he forgives you?"

R: "What was I supposed to do?"

W: "COMFORT HIM, DUMBASS!"

R: "But...what if he stabs me?"

W: "This isn't about you! Go back in there, and act like you care about your poor brother, before *I* stab you!"

R: "Okay, okay!!! What do I say?!?!"

W: "I dunno-say SOMETHING!"

L: *still has face in pillow*

R: "...........................................................ya like jazz?"

L: "....................................................................what?"

R: "Y'know, jazz music? Like...with saxophones or something?"

L: "I.........no?"

R: "Okay...........................ya like country music?"

L: "Oh hell no! Country music is trash!"

R: "See, that's what I'm thinking!"

L: "Oh God, and don't even get me started on 'Country Rock'---yuck!"

R: "Or Christian Rock, like those two words don't even belong in a sentence together, let alone a 'genre!'"

L: "I honestly don't know anything about music..."

R: "Neither do I, I just know I don't like Christian Rock!"

L: "Ha ha......so do you plan on seeing that movie coming out this year? The one with the bats?"

R: "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd love to watch it with you! We should see it in-theater, I haven't been to a real movie theater in years, and I wanna try authentic movie pop-corn."

L: "Do you think other foods also taste better after being blown up? Why did society blow up corn, and nothing else?"

R: "Well now I want to try blown-up watermelon!"

**2 hours later of discussing random topics**

L: "Wait--how did we get to the subject of why pink is not part of the rainbow? Why did we even start talking in the first place?"

R: "Remember? I came in here so I could...apologize......"

L: "Oh...right........." *flashbacks slowly start coming back*

R: "-All mattress stores are money laundering schemes. Discuss."

L: "Oh my gawd. Yes. Did you know that--"

*Iggy and Wendy outside the door*

W: "See, I told you they'd make up in under a week."

I: "*sigh*" *Hands her $20*

I: "Are they talking about money laundering schemes?"

W: "I think so? I bet $50 one of them brings Arby's into this."

I: "Oh, you're on!"

>And it ends here, I couldn't think of a proper conclusion to this, so......uh......bye<

#koopalings #roy koopa #lemmy koopa #christian rock sucks ass #mattress stores are money laundering schemes

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lesbiradshaw · 1 year

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get to know me tag game!

tagged by @blue-runt like a week ago but i am Very slow hello

fav ships: thiam, stevebucky, sereshaw, buddie, calliette, anderperry, finnpoe, wenclair, scira, and lately kimchie are my top ten… love it when the characters names just sound Cute together 🫶.

first ship: no one laugh but my first conscious ship was bechloe from the pitch perfect movies (IN MY DEFENSE… HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOWER SCENE?) but looking back before i even knew what shipping was (or that i was gay) i wanted silena and clarisse from the percy jackson books to be girlfriends so very badly.

last song: unchained melody covered by orville peck

currently reading: i haven’t had much time for reading recently because of finals but now that i’m graduated and i know my sister is getting me books for christmas i’m hoping to get back into it more. and in terms of fics i am actually hanging onto every update of green zone <3

last movie: in theaters it was wakanda forever (twice) but i also pirated the cam version of the menu last week because i was desperate to see redheaded anya taylor joy but too cheap and too busy to go see it in person. both very excellent. the menu was not about what i thought it was gonna be at all tho 😭 oh and my father decided to watch a very corny hallmark movie last night called the 9 kittens of christmas and i indulged him by sitting through it because it was about cats.

currently watching: i have multiple episodes of 911 to catch up on but i decided to rewatch s3 of teen wolf again, i just started willow because they have a knight/princess sapphic couple (thats canon!!!!), and also the world cup just ended so i was busy watching that too (last match almost gave me a heart attack i was covering my face and feeling ill every time the scores were re-tied).

consuming: now that i am no longer living in a dorm or on a dining hall plan i am eating any and everything to make up for my past few months of torture and deprivation.

craving: an indicator for wtf i’m supposed to do next now that i’ve finished undergrad and also egg drop soup because #comfortfood.

currently working on: i just finished an almost 45k word long fic that i planned to be like 20k max so i will definitely be taking a little break from writing but i have a partially started thiam fic titled “The Neck Thing” sitting in my docs that i need to finish planning because it’s cuter than the title sounds i promise guys 🙏.

tagging @sunachilles @khamori @picklehatingdyke and @dickley-buddie

#i feel like i have been checked out of reality for the past two weeks which is why i have not been active on the dash much #so if any of u already did this and i missed it Sorry #<3

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chr0n1cp3ss1m1st · 3 months

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I havent posted in a while and a shit ton of stuff happened so im just going to ramble for a while—

so i currently live in fl because i moved so i went back to ny for a week bc i honestly i didn’t even know i could be homesick sick but that shit was horrible. anyway i went back and i trued ti hang out w as many people as possible bc honestly they are the only friends that actually give a shit so yk, but i went to one of my friends houses and uhh yea. tbh i was interested in him so i was trying really hard. his room is pretty small so we just sat on the floor and watched saw for most of the time i was there. while we were watching the fucking SLASHER HORROR MOVIE we were basically cuddling on the floor. we also kissed like twice😬. after the movie he just started playing re2 and kissed me again when there was a pause / animated part in the game. honestly i don’t entirely remember what happened but thats the basics. a few days later we went ice skating which was the most horrible idea. i fell on my ass and it was embarrassing asf. afterwards we were outside of the ice skating thing and he put his hands on my shoulders and just said “we should make out” and like smashed his head into mine. he went back and forth a few times backing away and then practically ran away, also we swapped sweaters which i had to later give back. he ran to the train and texted me like 5 mins later saying “no homo” and i was actually freaking tf out bc wtf. now i don’t really like him bc hes dry asf and did all that without actually having feelings for me. im insanely tired both emotionally and physically but its fine bc i di have better friends than that. im prob going to be in here more often bc im thinking of deleting insta. sorry for rambling but hopefully it was interesting.

#ramblings #ranting #sorry

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webslingingslasher · 8 months

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hiii it's sleepover anon again ;____;

it's my bday and ahahah i'm not having a good time..... i mean, ever since that night actually. i haven't confronted my bffs bc bff1 was at the beach for like 2 weeks and and bff2 was mia. i wanted to talk to both of them in person and i didn't want to push thru if we weren't complete so i've been waiting.. but anw i've just been civil w them. no actually, i've been dry hahah. but i think i'm just gonna have to confront both of them either on call or individually bc my bff's leaving to return back to her uni abroad like tmrw. smh

but the reason why bff2 was mia is bc she's been feeling bad abt that night.. she msged me last night and apologized for being mia and that was the reason why, then she greeted me. i haven't even confronted them but i guess she realized it herself, how mean she was lol.. i still want to bring it up tho, ik she's gonna feel even worse when i do, but idk i just can't let it slide y'know.. plus bff1 has no clue of whats rly going on so i have to bring it up bc both of them still quite literally talked abt me behind my back so.

anw. i've been rly down ever since bc i had no one to share my happiness with... i do have other friends but it's just not the same bc our dynamic is different. i just feel so down and rly empty now... nothing fuels me except my comfort shows and movies, but they're just distractions.

i also went to watch barbie for my bday today, and there were 3 misogynist guys (i think they were high schoolers) who were rly fucking noisy and annoying.. during the mom's speech (i forgot her name but iykyk, i don't want to spoil), one of them went "that sucks" sarcastically and they were giggling bc they noticed everyone staring at them for being annoying as fuck.. literally went "they're staring at us *giggling*" like the fuckkk... also, one of them groaned twice like really fucking loudly, almost screaming like wtf... i do not even know what to say about that. i feel like they were feeling cool for being a nuisance and got attention 😒 they rly ruined my barbie experience AND ON MY BDAY!!!!! i srsly wanted to push them down the stairs i kid u not.. and at the end of the movie when everyone left, u'd see their spot full of trash from their food and drinks just splattered everywhere... fucking pigs. i didn't even enjoy the movie like at all bc of them and i'm rly pissed bc it was supposed to be the highlight of my bday.. i just genuinely wanted to have a good time WHY R MEN SO FUCKING TRASHHHH

anw that's all. sorry my asks are long ;__; i don't rly have anyone to confide in anymore.. u don't rly have to reply to this if u don't want to btw no pressure!

also fyi i am a constant consumer of ur peter works and i'm very grateful for u. can't wait for ur frat!peter series heheh and thank u so much for making this a safe space🥺💗 wishing u well mwahugs<3

first- HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳

tbh it sounds like bff2 had a wake up call, or imo seems like the person that will jump in and make fun of someone else so they’re not getting made fun of.

bff2 apologized on her own behalf and that speaks volumes.

((you’re so welcome, i am very glad to have you here and happy to know you have a safe space ❤️))

#thanks anon!

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alsjeblieft-zeg · 1 year

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278 of 2023

have you ever lied to impress a girl/guy?

No, it’s lame. You either like me for who I am or don’t like me at all.

have you ever made fun of someone to make yourself feel better?

No, it’s really low.

have you ever thought…”wow what the fuck is wrong with me?”

Yeah, way too many times.

have you ever screamed at the top of your lungs?

I don’t think so.

have you ever skipped more than 2 weeks of school?

No, there would be a phone call to my parents immediately.

have you ever sneaked out of your house, and didn’t get caught?

Never really tried.

have you ever lied to your parents?

I did, as a teenager.

have you ever wished you looked different than you do?

Yeah, when I was younger.

have you ever wanted to cry, and you didn’t know why?

No.

have you ever went up to the wrong person in a store thinking it was your mum/dad/guardian?

No, but I almost did that with my husband.

have you ever got so lost you had to ask for directions?

No, I’m good at these things.

have you ever gone a day without eating?

More than once.

have you ever witnessed a hate crime?

I’m not sure what could be classified as one.

have you ever visited a xxx site?

Yeah, boring.

have you ever been camping for a week?

No, I’m not a big fan of such things.

have you ever seen the movie “the holiday”?

Yeah, with one eye.

have you ever taken the credit off a survey you have taken?

No. If it’s not credited, then it means it wasn’t before I took it.

have you ever said “yeah you look great” when they really didn’t?

No, I’m a terrible liar.

have you ever been cheated on, and took the piece of shit back?

I’ve been cheated on, that was the end.

have you ever got so drunk you couldn’t remember that night?

No, not really.

have you ever looked what is actually in a cigarette?

I didn’t have to. There were campaigns everywhere when I was younger.

have you ever wished life was like the movies?

No, it would be boring.

have you ever walked and didn’t have a plan where you where going?

Many times. This is actually the only spontaneous thing I do.

have you ever had a teacher you though was “dangg finee!” ha.?

I don’t even understand this question.

have you ever had an experience where your bathing suit fell off in a pool?

I don’t go to pools and I don’t wear bathing suits.

have you ever said this “omg wtf what a whore!” ?

WTF is that question about?

have you ever swore at your parents?

Once or twice, as a teenager.

have you ever said “el oh el” in real life?

Lol no.

have you ever got sick in public?

No, never.

have you ever tried tofu?

Yeah, tastes like sponge. 🤮

have you ever wished you could turn back time?

Yeah, but that can’t be done, sadly.

have you ever wished you lived in a different decade?

Only out of curiosity.

have you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants?

Omg no.

have you ever heard people say something about you, in a different language?

Yeah. I speak more than one language, so that’s easy.

have you ever made your own survey?

No, I haven’t.

have you ever liked your best friend, but never told them?

Yeah, but it comes out eventually and that’s how my relationships started.

have you ever seen the tv show “what not to wear?”

Never heard of it.

have you ever stayed up all night watching infomercials?

No, it even sounds boring. I fall asleep to the TV, though.

have you ever thought you were in love… but were wrong?

Yeah, once.

have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?

No. I don’t kiss strangers.

have you ever won at a staring contest?

Pff no, I don’t take part in such things.

#survey #q&a survey #random survey

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academy13 · 2 years

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A concept

Tommy Oliver has made everyone he knows, EVERYONE, from 1993 forwards, watch Jurassic Park with him. All his friends are long suffering, they saw this film entirely too many times in theaters with him and once it went to VHS, one too many times at his place or literally anyone’s house who had a VCR and was letting him stay over.

He loves this film so much, its what got him interested in the field of paleontology. Sure there’s a lot science has learned about dinosaurs since 1993, but this is the coolest damn film to him. Kat once remarked to Kim that at least she didn’t have to have SEVERAL dates out to the movies to see the second Jurassic Park film on top of repeated Jurassic Park viewings.

In order: Kim - Likes the film, refuses to watch it with Tommy ever again. Too many dinosaur facts, she wants to enjoy the film okay.

Jason - Doesn’t dislike it, but is very much over it. Loves the VFX though.

Trini - Likes the film, has watched it with Tommy exactly ONCE and will never watch it with him again.

Zack - “Dude, I am not watching Jurassic Park with you, I have heard STORIES.” A smart man. (Was in the room for a viewing, was nowhere near Tommy though. Did not want running commentary on dinosaurs.)

Billy - Geeks as hard as Tommy does, but over the science bits more so than the dinosaurs. Many viewings with them spitting all sorts of strange ass facts at each other.

Aisha - Appreciates his enthusiasm, but “Tommy, this is the third time this week, pick a different movie.”

Rocky - Has watched it with Tommy the most, because he’s got a niece/nephew who’s super into dinosaurs too, and Tommy has all sorts of info about dinosaurs. Entertains his Uncle’s kid for HOURS.

Adam - Suffered through at least half a dozen viewings before inventing an excuse. Still likes the movie, he just doesn’t want to suffer.

Kat - Has seen Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park The Lost World too many times to count, shirtless Jeff Goldblum is why she survives. Eventually there’s a group chat and she’s the Jurassic Meme Queen, she and Kim also troll the shit out of Tommy. Likes the first Jurassic World ironically, because it annoys Tommy. (”THE SCIENCE IS ALL WRONG KAT!” “They are genetically engineered, and you did something just as stupid too.”)

Tanya - Has seen the film twice, the first time without Tommy, and genuinely enjoyed it. The second time she stared at him the entire time like ‘Dude, WTF’, genuinely worried for his sanity.

Justin - “I’m twelve, the film is PG-13.” (He does eventually see it, is mostly concerned about why the hell Tommy watches it at least bi weekly)

T.J. - Sits very, very, far away so he can enjoy the film without Tommy being a nerd.

Don’t know enough about Ashley, Cassie, or Carlos to have a comment on them (if anyone wants to add, they can)

Haley - “I swear to god Tommy I will kill you.”

Kira - Will aggressively start singing Weird Al themed Jurassic Park songs if forced to see this film again in class .

Connor - Falls asleep watching it, has had many strange dreams about dinosaurs playing soccer. (He has stayed awake to watch it, but that never happens in school)

Ethan - Goddamn BAFFLED, loves the film, but is BAFFLED by Tommy’s love of it.

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violetnotez · 3 years

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Random HC I have of the JJK characters

Yuuji

Pours the cereal in AFTER the milk

Kinda has a wierd love hate relationship with Titanic (poor baby was devastated when Jack died)

Dude likes sleeping butt ass naked

LIKE NAKEDDDD

If there’s a fire in the middle of the night he is screwed affff

Had the biggest crush on Hinata from Naruto as a kid

Alssooooo Starfire from Teen Titans

dyed his hair pink as a joke thinking it would wash out

IT DIDNT WASH OUT

Likes pineapple on pizza

Megumi

Chugs Yakult at odd ass hours of the morning

Violently kicks in his sleep and doesn’t even know it

Has a pretty singing voice but will never ever EVER let anyone hear it

Has a secret obsession for Tokyo Ghoul

Has a death fear of clowns

Finds Yuuji fucking disgusting for liking pineapple on pizza

Gojo

Has 2 drawers full of the same pairs of glasses

Type of guy to not show up to work and be found in a random ass movie theater chilling as if it’s normal

Would eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 2am

Can never find a bed his size so he has to take out the frame at the end if it has one and place like a love seat in form of his bed so he has just enough leg room

Once tried to learn piano to pick up girls and got bored in the first week

Has a wierd thing when he eats food he doesn’t like to continue to eat the food as he complains on how shitty it is

Got into Hamilton and was sooooo into it

Follows a CRAP ton of cosplay girls on Insta

Has so many anime waifus Istg 💀😂

Inumaki

Can actually tolerate the taste of orange juice after brushing his teeth

When he stubs his toe, he doesn’t yell, but just stomps around angrily

Has never said the word “shit”

And I think we all know why 👀💀

Nobara

Wore braces as a kid and is permanently angry from that life experience

Loathes the idea of wearing a frilly gown

A beautiful bi

Looooooooves cheezits

Dream vacay is going to London one day

Hates Disney movies

Thinks Harry Potter is dumb but secretly is obsessed with it

Also finds Yūji fucking disgusting for liking pineapple on pizza

Maki

Gets compared to Hanje from AOT ALOT

Didn’t know who tf that was until she watched the show

Now she’s a whole AOT fan and loves Hanje with all her heart

Secretly likes Star Wars

Lowkey a tomboy too

Was the kid who could beat up someone twice her size and not even bat an eye

Somehow owns only one pair of glasses and just takes superrr good care of them

Miwa

Is a total Disney nerd

also has a wierd ass obsession for My Little Pony she never grew out of

definitelllyyyyy owns a crap ton of plushies she really isnt proud of

whenever someone compliments her hair she turns into a red blushing mess and mumbles for like a straight hour

Sukuna

Gives himself fangs once and a while for the ✨aesthetic✨

Once when Yuuji ate a hamburger he wouldn’t shut up about it

This bitch loooooooves hamburgers

Medium Rare tho cause he’s boujee

Hates allllll of Yuuji’s music

But loves all the emo punk bands

OHOHOOH Corpse Husband is such a vibe for him

Could listen to Corpse Husband for the rest of his sad sadistic curse life

Will scream in Yuuji’s head at like 3am just to fuck with him

Secretly obsessed with ASMR, cause once Yuuji watched a video as a joke and he got ✨tingles✨

Sukuna was like WTF WAS THAT.

DO IT AGAIN.

so now he gets super excited whenever Yuuji watches an ASMR video 💀

Like Gojo, makes Yuuji follow a shit ton of cosplay girls on Instagram

Freaking weirdo

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xoxo-teddybear · 3 years

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Hey idk if I’ve asked for this before but can you do nsfw Bakugo x fem reader fic, where you do work studies with him. He’s obviously going to be a little older 3-6 years, and you two have know each other since you were kids and he’s always just been a little nicer to you and cared about you more than others, and when you are working with him you get hurt and he flips out. You’re really confused and your like “wtf why do you care this isn’t affecting your job” and he gets mad your not getting the hint that he cares about you in a “not friendly” way, he ends up tch’ing and just says frick it and confesses that he has feelings for you and you’re just like cool I reciprocate and he’s like “with”... it just gets frisky from there... Idk if this is like a thing you might be interested in writing about, but like it just an idea😃... Anyways I love your work please keep it up🥺(sorry for any grammatical errors I’m writing this at 2:30am)

What Took So Long? - Bakugou Katsuki

Bakugo x f!reader

Warnings: NSFW, f!receiving, mutual pining, angst, injury, fluff, cursing, all the good stuff

BAKUGOU”S MASTERLIST

Summary: you and Katsuki have been close friends for forever, how long is it gonna take to realize both your love is mutual?

Growing up, you and Katsuki got along really well. You knew him before he got his quirk so you got to see his non-egotistical self. You saw the him that was kind and caring and he always looked out for you, always took care of you, always was there for you. In your eyes, you thought he thought it was in a big brother kinda way. Oh how that changed once you both became teenagers.

You both made it into UA, of course at different times, but you still kept in touch. You guys hung out like, everyday! It was always wake up, FaceTime, go to school, text throughout the day, and meet and go to either your house or his. It was like there was nobody else in the world except you two.

Throughout the years, you developed a small crush on the blonde boy. What went from a small crush turned into love. To you, it was unreciprocated love. He was 3 years older than you! He had to have seen you as a little sister. It only made sense! When you came to that terribly incorrect realization, you pushed back your feelings. What you had with Katsuki was special! You’re friendship meant the world to you. It didn’t matter if you wanted more, what you had was already perfect, there was no way it could’ve gotten better than this.

—

This. These moments. These memories being made with Katsuki kept you sane. As you both cuddled up and watched a trashy reality tv show in your room on your computer, you both threw popcorn at the screen at the cringe scenes.

“BoooooOOOOO!!” You both said as you threw a handful of the buttery snack. You both laughed at the moment as you settled down again. With you both laying on each other, your head on his, while his own rested on your shoulder, you were sure both of you would get neck pains the next day.

“So,” Katsuki started up a conversation, “how’s your third year at UA?”

“Ugh, don’t get me started. Classes got crazy hard outta nowhere. BUT, lucky for me, I have a UA graduate to help me out!” You said while nudging his arm.

“No way teddy bear, you’re finishing that on your own. As a graduate, that means I don’t gotta deal with that bullshit anymore.” He said as he popped some pieces of the snack into his mouth. With that, you pouted. Something he noticed and thought was insanely adorable. He poked your plump lips and told you, “hey, I’m helping you by letting you do your work study at my agency. You’re very welcome for that.”

“Helping? Suuukkiiii, you barely let me go out and fight. How am I supposed to get experience and actually do my work study if I don’t...you know..WORK?” You whined out. Katsuki had always been avoiding this topic. Yeah, he let you get your credits by going to his agency, but he never let you do any real hero work other than paperwork. Don’t get me wrong, you loved hanging out with him as much as you could, but it was beginning to get boring not doing anything at the agency.

“Y/N, no. You’re getting enough experience. Paper work is a big part in the life of a Pro,” he argued.

“Yeah, well saving people and actually getting out there in the field is a bigger part in the life of a pro.” You rebuttled as you flopped down next to him. You looked at him with puppy eyes and he knew what was coming.

“No.”

“Pleaseee Suki!”

“No.”

“Pleaseee!!”

“Nope.”

“Sukiiiiiii!!” You whined while tugging at his arm. He sighed before answering.

“One job, WITH ME, and that’s all you get.” He said while staring at you with a stern look. You smiled and jumped in the air.

“YESSSS!!”

—

So now here you are, on job number whatever. You weren’t sure how many you’ve actually been on because ever since your first job with Katsuki was a huge success, he let you join him more and more. You were almost like a partner to him now, fighting crime together. Except this time...things went a little south.

As the villain struck you down mid air with his quirk, you fell to the ground with a now burned arm. Katsuki saw red. No fucking way. No way in HELL is he going to let some shit faced freak bring harm to his teddy bear, his world, his best friend, and the love of his life. Yup. Katsuki Bakugou fell for his best friend. But could you blame him? You knew him better than anyone else, you guys got along so well, you were absolutely gorgeous and he was sure he’d give his life for you. 100%. So when this scum bag thought he could try and ruin you, he saw red. Blasting him a thousand times over and once he was sure he was out cold, battered, bloodied, and bruised he ran to check on you.

You were sitting on the ground holding your left arm where the burn mark was. Your costume was tattered and your head felt like it was gonna blow. Katsuki came along and didn’t really help with that all too much.

“YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!” He screamed. Oh, the throbbing your head had only increased with his booming voice.

“You see?! This is exactly why I hate bringing you along! You’re always gonna get hurt!” He said as he picked you up off the ground to help you stand.

“Of course I’m gonna get hurt Dynamight, my job as a hero includes a little beating every now and then for the sake and safety of others!” You replied, raising your voice as well.

“You’re NOT a hero Y/N!” He said as he reached out for your arm.

“Yet! Not yet at least! But I will be!” You replied while pulling away from him. His eyes were shaken and it was clear he was mad. You pushing his buttons didn’t help soothe his anger either.

“NO YOU WONT. Y/N ITS SO OBVIOUS YOU’D MAKE A SHIT HERO! YOU ALREADY GOT HURT ON SUCH A SIMPLE JOB, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYBODY WOULD BE WILLING TO DEPEND ON YOU FOR THEIR SAFETY?!?!?” Bakugou heard the words he said and he thought he was doing the right thing. Granted, he knew the delivery was bad, but his message was in there. He didn’t want Y/N to be hurt. If she died on the battle field, Katsuki wouldn’t know what to do with himself. Y/N can’t be a hero, for her safety and his sanity. He loved her too much to have to watch her take beating after beating. However, Y/N took it in a completely different way.

“Are you trying to say I can’t be a good hero?!” You asked filled with anger and hurt.

“Y/N,”

“It’s H/N, Dynamight. That’s the name you’ll address me as for when we’re on the job. That’s the name you’ll have to get used to because I will be a hero!” You exclaimed.

“You can’t be a hero Y/N! You’re gonna get hurt! You always get hurt! You’d be more of a burden on a mission instead of an advantage! So just stop trying ‘Cuz you’re never gonna make it!” He screamed at you. Is this what he really thought of you. That you were weak and wouldn’t be able to do jack shit? As your eyes began to water, you walked away from him in silence.

“Y/N...where are you going?” He asked you as he followed.

“Recovery girl. She’ll heal me up and I’ll be perfectly fine.” You simply stated.

“At least let me help you,” Bakugou said as he tried to reach out to you, but you only stepped away from him again, which made his heart hurt a little.

“Don’t touch me, Bakugou. I’ll be fine on my own.” You said.

“Bakugou? Who the fuck are you talking to teddy bear?” He said as he got all up in your face. You only rolled your eyes and stepped to the side. You used your quirk to get into the air and travel faster. In the dust, you left behind a confused and hurt Katsuki.

“Uhh....Okay! See you later for movie night!” He yelled out as he watched you fly off. You’d still show up, right? Yeah, you’d show. You always spent everyday together after school and work so it only made sense...right?

—

Well he was wrong. Really wrong. It’s been a week since you last spoke to him, the longest it’s ever been, and he was starting to get into a depressing cycle. Wake up, call Y/N. No reply. Get ready, spam her. No reply. Go to work, text Y/N throughout the day. No reply. Get out of work, go home, shower, eat dinner, do whatever while stalking your social media, go to bed, spam a little more, call twice more, and still. No reply. He misses his teddy bear.

Y/N doesn’t even go to her work study anymore. She’s been doing everything she could to avoid Bakugou, and he’s noticed it all too well. He still gave her the credits, he wanted her to pass of course, but he was also tempted to stop doing that just so she could show up and see him. Thankfully he didn’t.

Now here lies Bakugou Katsuki, watching a movie by himself again, hoping his crush and best friend would show up. But again, like every other night for the past week, she hasn’t shown. The end credits roll in and Bakugou sighs as he looks down, thinking back to all he said.

‘Y/N ITS SO OBVIOUS YOU’D MAKE A SHIT HERO! ... DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYBODY WOULD BE WILLING TO DEPEND ON YOU FOR THEIR SAFETY?! ... you’re never gonna make it!’

Bakugou flopped down onto his bed.

“Great idea Katsuki, tell your dream girl she won’t ever reach her goals. That’ll win her heart,” he sarcastically said aloud as he cringed at his own thoughts. Bakugou just let a few tears fall, before rolling over and going to bed. He had patrol in the morning, maybe it’ll get his mind off of Y/N.

—

Orrrr maybe not. Because here he was, Pro-hero Dynamight, following around his 18 year old crush as she walked home after getting some coffee from their favorite cafe. Should he have been on patrol keeping the city safe? Yes. But was he going to take this chance to talk to Y/N to fix this shit? Yes.

Once Y/N made it to her doorstep she heard a voice behind her.

“Glad you made it home safe..Maybe we could pick up on that trashy reality show now that we’re both here,” Katsuki said while trying to joke around. Y/N only rolled her eyes at the hero and attempted to put her key into the lock. Katsuki was quick to react though. He snatched her keys out of her hand before speaking again.

“Y/N please! I can’t live like this! I can’t live without you in my life. You’ve been absent for a week and it’s been driving me insane!” He said while holding onto your wrist.

“Katsuki, give me back my keys.” You calmly said.

“Y/N, just hear me out.” He also calmly said.

“And listen to you say what Katsuki?! That I’ll never be a hero? That even if I was I’d be a terrible one? That I should just give up and stop trying?! Don’t worry, I already have. So now, let me go-“ Bakugou shut you up with a kiss. You were shocked and froze up. He kissed you with such passion and you melted into it, closing your eyes and letting him hold you as he pleased. He speperated from you before speaking again.

“You are not a terrible hero. Y/N you’re one of the strongest people I know. If anything, you’d be a better hero than me...but if you got hurt, I don’t know what I would do.” He said looking down. You turned your head in confusion at his small confession.

“Katsuki?..”

“When you got hurt that day, I was livid. I almost killed that guy, just for scorching your arm. There are so many worse things that could happen to you when you do become a pro and the fact that I freaked out so bad over a little burn is insane! I just want you to be safe. I can’t let you risk your life when I need you hear with me the most...... I can’t let the girl of my dreams get hurt.” He said while placing his forehead on yours.

“When I become a hero, I’d be taking on an oath to put others before my own. And that’s what I choose to do. I’m gonna get banged up from time to time and I understand you’re worried about me, but you have to trust me when I saw I’ll always come back to you. I love you Katsuki.” With that, Bakugou slowly moved in to give you another kiss. This time, you kissed him back, letting your hands travel to his soft, golden hair as he pressed you up against the door.

You heard him unlock your door during the kiss, and as he separated he spoke.

“Let me show you just how much I love you Y/N.” He pushed open the door and continued to make out with you. Kicking the door to close it, he pushed you up against the wall. There he picked you up, and groped your ass, earning a moan from you. With your mouth open, he slipped his tongue in, tasting all of you. He walked to your bedroom, kicking open the door this time, and shutting it the same way as before. He dropped you onto the bed as you both giggled in excitement. You noticed something though. He was still in hero gear.

“Shouldnt you be on patrol, Dynamight?” You asked as he came up to kiss your neck and you pulled him in closer.

“Dynamight has something better to do right now, Teddy Bear. And you know what?” He asked while putting his face right infront of yours.

“Tell me what, hero.”

“That’s the exact name I want you screaming.” He smirked. He tore off his top and mask before taking off your own. He then attacked your breast. He pulled off your bra before taking a second to admire your perfect curves. He squeezed a mound in one hand before taking in the other one with his mouth, biting at your nipple. Leaving hickies all over your chest, he was proud to see the purple marks that now adorn your upper body. He pulled down your pants and kissed your inner thighs. Right at the center was his treat. He pulled at your panties and stuffed them in his pocket.

“Hey!” You said after you noticed what he did.

“My little souvenir. Don’t worry about it princess, I’ll buy you more.” He kissed up on your legs and saw your arousal glistening. He licked his lips as his ruby eyes dialated. He was excited. He took an experimental lick as you moaned at the feeling and he savored the sweet taste. He could help himself, he dove right in for more. As his tongue lapped up against your clit, you moaned out in pleasure.

“Mm...yess Suki! Oh fuck right there..” you said as you pulled on his hair. He smacked your thigh, receiving a yelp from you.

“That’s not my name, princess~” he smirked against your pussy. He stuck his tongue in you and you cried out even more.

“F-Fuck! Dynamight, pleasee...more!” He squeezed your ass in approval as your legs began to shake. He knew what was coming and used his fingers to rub against your bud.

“Fuck..cum for me princess, cum in my mouth and let your hero taste you.” He said as your squirted in his face and Bakugou suck your clit, collecting all your sweet nectar.

“What a good girl,” he said as he came up to kiss you, letting you taste yourself on his tongue.

“You ready for the main event?” He asked while giving you this cocky grin.

“Please..” you whined out.

“Please what, princess? You’re gonna need to be specific.” He knew what he was doing. He wanted you to beg. And you were going to do it.

“Mm..Please Dynamight! Please fuck me with your cock! Please fuck my pussy!” You begged. He smiled and smacked your ass.

“Good girl.” He said as he pulled down his hero slacks and stepped out of the material. Here he was, Pro-hero Dynamight and your now ex best friend completely stripped infront of you. His member hanging out with a hard erection and your eyes went wide at the length. He noticed this and tilted your chin up so your E/C diamonds could meet his eyes. “Don’t worry, it’ll fit,” he kindly said.

“Doubt it,” you sarcastically replied.

“Then we’ll make it fit, Princess.” You bit your lip in excitement. He pumped his cock a few times before placing the tip at your entrance. He rubbed his tip up and down you slit as he spoke.

“I’ve wanted this for so long princess, and now I’m finally gonna make you mine.” He said before he slammed in as you both cried out in ecstasy.

“Oh-oh my god..” you whimpered. He peppered your face in kisses to distract you from the pain. Once you adjusted to his size, you begged him to move.

“Please..more.”

With your permission, he began to thrust in and out of your heat, with hard, slow strokes. Both of you moaning as the sensation. The way he filled you up completely was euphoric. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him in for a kiss, moaning into it as he picked up his pace a little more. You could hear his grunts and soft moans as he sped up, enjoying the way your pussy held him tight.

“Mm...Harder, Dynamight...F-Faster..please!” You whined. Katsuki listened, and he listened well. His strokes went deeper, his speed increased, and he fucked you harder than ever as he went up to your ear.

“Yeah...you want it harder?...deeper?....Mm fuck, faster princess? You like it rough? You like how Dynamight fucks your tight little cunt?” He asked while you cried out in pure pleasure.

“Y-yesss. Oh my god yes Dynamight. Fuck me just like this...ahhh!” Bakugou grabbed onto your ass with both his hands as he pummeled into you. You gripped his hair and he moaned at the feeling. He sucked on one of your tits as he looked at you. God, you were gorgeous. The blush that covered your face, you mouth hanging open with a slight smile as moans fall from it, and your eyes looking up like you’ve been fucked stupid.

“Oh..I’m gonna cum! Please, I’m gonna cum!” You moaned out.

“Not yet Teddy bear. Hold it,” he said as he gave your ass a hard smack and pulled out of you. You whined at the loss of his cock and looked at him with begging eyes.

“Turn around princess. I want you on all fours.” He simply said as he continued to pump his cock.” You moaned at the sight of it and smirked to yourself. He watched as you dragged your hand to your center and began playing with yourself.

“And if I don’t listen?” You smiled as you moaned at the way your fingers rubbed at your pussy. Bakugou grabbed your hand and got in your face before you could go any further.

“Then the brat who wants to cum so bad will cum for me 100 times over as her punishment.” He said as a threat but you only took it the best way possible.

“Sounds fun..Katsuki.” With that, he yanked your hand away from yourself and flipped you over before slamming back into you from behind and smacking your ass again and again.

“Ohh fuck...Ah...you think you’re funny, huh y-you brat? Let’s see how funny you are when I fuck you so dumb the only thing you’ll know is my name.” He said as he pounded into you. Your cried were muffled as you screamed into the mattress.

“Don’t do that, princess, I wanna hear your pretty cries,” he said as he yanked your hair, lifting your head up. He grabbed onto your neck and kissed you as you both loudly moaned into it. He squeezed your neck ever so lightly but tightly as he placed his forehead on yours to look down at where you both meet and become one. He sped up at the sight.

“I bet you love this. I bet you love having Dynamight’s cock deep inside you. Can you feel me? Huh? Feel me in your guts? Feel my big dick deep inside you?” He asked as he looked back at you.

“Y-Yesss! Oh f-fuck...ohhh so big!” Bakugou smiled at your comments and felt you squeeze around him.

“S-shit...you gonna cum? Gonna come on this big dick?” He asked as his hand traveled to you pussy, rubbing at your clit.

“Do it! Do it now, cum on my cock!” You squirted around his cock and Bakugou continued to fuck you through your orgasm and you cried out, and your upper body fell to the mattress. His hands grabbed at your waist as he pounded your pussy. His eyes rolled to the back of his head and bit his bottom lip as he threw his head back moaning out.

“Fuck! Ohh f-fuck, I’m gonna cum. You want my cum princess? Can I fill your pussy with my cum?” He asked while looking down at you. You had little tears poking at the ends of your eyes due to the mass amount of pleasure and Bakugou came at the sight. His thrust stopped as his hips met your ass in a final push, while his cum went deeper into your pussy, filling you to the brim. You both cried out as he finished and he kept himself in there for a little until you both caught your breath. He kissed up your spine to your cheek as he pulled out and layed down next to you.

As he pulled you closer to him he could hear your soft voice.

“A-amazing...Suki.” You said as you nuzzled into his neck. He only smiled as he realized you forgot.

“I hope so, cuz we’re not done teddy bear.” He said while smirking. Your eyes went wide as you looked at him in shock.

“Your punishment. Remember? I want you cumming on my cock a 100 times over. I don’t even want you to be able to walk for the next week.” He said while looking you right in his eyes. You took on his little challenge and straddled his waist before pumping his cock a few times and hovering over it. He watched the whole thing and licked his lips at you.

“Fine then Dynamight,” you said as his hands traveled to your hips. “Show me what you got,” you said as you slammed back down on him releasing cries from both you and him. This was gonna be a fun, long night.

—

After rounds 2, 3, 4, and 5, you both lie on your bed completely fucked out as you held onto each other. Bakugou was contempt as he held you under his chin and thought you were asleep. You were only resting your eyes with a soft smile on your face. Bakugou kissed the top of your head before softly speaking.

“I’m so sorry for everything I said teddy bear. You are the most amazing person in the world. I just don’t want you to be hurt. I wanna protect you for the rest of my life. I love you with my everything and I really want you to officially be mine. When you wake up, I’m gonna tell you all of this.” Bakugou sighed. Now it was your turn to speak.

“You don’t have to wait Suki,” you softly spoke as Bakugou looked down at you in shock. “I already heard it all, and I want to officially be yours too.” You said while looking right at him.

“Heh..I thought you passed out,” he teased.

“Well then I guess you’re not as good as you thought, Dynamight.” You teased back.

“You tryna say I didn’t fuck you good enough princess?! Cuz I still got enough for one more round that’ll be sure to shut your mouth real quick!” You only laughed at his little outburst.

“I’m good Suki. Trust me, you did more than enough.” You said.

“You’re damn right. And by the way you were screaming my name, I’m sure of it.” He proudly stated.

“Shut up,” you rolled your eyes and softly spoke. You both gently laughed at the teasing and embraced each other once more, but this time a little tighter.

After a few peaceful moments of silence, you heard him speak up.

“So..you’re being serious about really wanting to be mine..right?” Bakugou asked with worry laced in his voice.

“Of course I’m serious Suki. I don’t wanna be anybody else’s but yours.” You said in the cutest voice. Bakugou blushed at the confession.

“Ok then teddy bear. You’re mine now, and I’m never gonna let you go again.” He whispered. “I love you Y/N.”

“I love you too Suki.”

—

“WHERE WERE YOU?!?? A BANK WAS ROBBED, MULTIPLE PEOPLE WERE MUGGED, AND 2 VILLAIN BRAWLS BROKE OUT ON YOUR PATROL MAN!! ARE YOU GOOD?!?” Red riot screamed into the phone.

“Yeah, yeah I’m good. I’m great actually, a lot of good stuff happened on my patrol.” Bakugou said as he drank from his glass of water.

“Dude. Seriously?” The red head said in disbelief. What could possibly make up for all the crimes committed on his best friend’s watch?!

“Seriously. Gotta go, talk to you later shitty hair.” Katsuki said as he hung up the phone. As he finished cooking, he brought two plates of food to the couch for Y/N and himself. He had to carry Y/N there.

“What was all that about?” Y/N asked as she took a sip from her cup and turning away from the trashy reality show you both were watching.

“Just another reason why you’d make a better hero than me, teddy bear.” You awed at the compliment and cuddled into him. If only you knew how serious he was being.

Kirishima would know. For he was the one running around like a mad man trying to stop all the crimes committed due to his best friend being absent thanks to his horny desires.

A/N: YAYYY MY FIRST REQUEST! I really enjoyed writing this one and I’m sorry if it wasn’t exactly what you were looking for. I’m hope you enjoyed it tho! Feel free to drop more request for me to do!💗🧸

P.S. New series coming on the way!

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shingia · 3 years

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DATING SUNA...

in honor of this smexy middle blocker’s birthday, here are MANY hcs about what i think dating suna would be like (as exhaustively as possible) bcs he’s on my mind 25/8 <3

cw : one or two suggestive stuff, mentions of food

— EARLY RELATIONSHIP

• ok so suna would definitely not waste his time dating someone if he wasn’t truly in love

• that’s why it took him a few months to ask you out because 1. he wanted to be sure of his feelings 2. he wanted to be sure of yours 3. he was scared

• he probably acted detached at first, but it was just to compensate for the fact that you had him wrapped around your finger since day 1

• he probably didn’t officially tell his friends that you were dating and just casually kissed you before for his class (lowkey enjoyed leaving without a word while everyone else was freaking out)

• nicknames came after a few weeks, when he ‘accidentally’ called you babe after asking for a kiss. yeah he is that smooth

• because it took him so many months to ask you out, you already knew each other pretty well so he felt comfortable around you very quickly

• and he tried his best to make you feel the same if you were a bit more nervous

• honestly he couldn’t wait for you two to become closer over time <3 he's a sucker for the boyfriend/bestfriend dynamic

— LOVE LANGUAGE

->| QUALITY TIME

• he cherishes every single moment you spend together, even if it’s just for a few minutes between classes

• sure, there are times where you two just hang out at his place or yours, scrolling on your phones and enjoying each other’s company. but tell him once that you want to talk to him about something and you’ll have his undivided attention

• and lemme just kdjqdhvjdmsjvh real quick : eye contact. that’s how you know he’s listening, and he always leans in just enough for you to know that he’s paying attention. no phone in sight, just you.

• he doesn’t need to take you out on fancy dates for it to be called quality time, because he values impromptu face-to-face late night conversations much more than a dinner at the restaurant.

— DATES

• your first date was one of the only dates you spent outside, it was nothing extravagant you just went for coffee after school and ended up walking through the city, holding hands for the first time

• once you guys started officially dating, you realized that at-home dates were actually more your thing. but there needs to be a difference with the rest of the time you spend at home, so you always have one or two things planned like :

• cook together an elaborate meal for once, actually put an effort in the choice of the movie/tv show you’re gonna watch (and not end up watching rick and morty for the 23rd time this week), try the most questionable face masks recipes - he loves them and doesn’t even deny it

• but i feel like you guys might go out for your anniversaries, and it’s a great opportunity for him to take really nice pictures of you and update his phone’s lockscreen (he’s a huge simp)

• your dates often take place in the evening because he loves to see your face illuminated by the city lights, and he likes to know that you might get cold because he can be smooth af and give you his jacket (most of the pictures are taken when you’re wearing it)

• i think official and ‘elaborated’ dates with suna maybe occur every two weeks because he wants them to be special and likes to look forward to them

— CUDDLES

• he gets a kick out of kissing your whole face except your lips, but really he’s just waiting for you to get frustrated and kiss him yourself

• however, if you ever don’t play along he’ll stop like “wtf you’re not supposed to do nothing”

• he’ll give you lazy and passive cuddles where you just lay on top of him, hugging him while he watches something on tv or on his phone, BUT

• if he ever wraps a blanket around you then real cuddles begin. i’m talking scalp massages, back strokes, kisses, playing with your hands...

• i just know his kisses are aphrodisiac, there’s something about the way he holds your head still with his hands that’s just UGHHH

• you could be sharing a perfectly peaceful moment together and he’ll suddenly get bored and feel an urge to tickle your sides, squish your cheeks or randomly blow in your face/ear

• but god forbid you ever do that to him, he will crush you with all his weight until you can’t move

• he also uses your hand to scratch his back because he can’t do it without writhing like a cat, not that you’d complain about seeing that one day

• you two always end up dozing and losing track of time. “we stayed like that for NINETY MINUTES?” (he’d have to find an excuse for being late at practice, because there’s no way in hell he will tell the truth in front of the twins)

• it’s very likely that you guys wake up still cuddling after nine hours of sleep. i mean it’s canon that he has a good shoulder mobility so he can keep holding you even if you’ve moved in your sleep

• his biggest struggle is morning cuddles because it’s really hard for him to get out of bed and go on with his day when he’s so comfortable in bed with you

— PDA

• i think he’d adapt to your needs, he doesn’t really mind pda

• if he ever pulls you in for a hug in public, it won’t always be a soft and sweet hug, no. sometimes it might look like a literal headlock, but he’ll give you a quick peck on the head to make up for it

• in fact the only times his hugs are sweet and lovey in public are after his matches

• if atsumu ever makes fun of him for ‘being a softie’, he’ll do the exact opposite of what’s expected of him : and by that i mean ruthlessly tongue-kiss you until tsumu begs him to stop

• he uses hugs as a way to talk shit to you about someone without them realizing it

• he doesn’t necessarily hold your hand all the time but he has affectionate gestures like giving you little pats on the head or wiping dirt off of your clothes

• pokes your cheek for no reason, and that’s daily

• he’s also a fricken tease and doesn’t have any problem with gripping your thigh when you’re sat at a table :)

— COUPLE DYNAMIC

• he tries so hard to act like you’re the clingy one but everyone knows it’s a lie

• he probably has a private story called ‘being held against my will’ where it’s just him roasting you on a daily basis

• which is a great contrast with all the albums full of pictures of you in his camera roll. like i said, he’s a MAJOR SIMP

• you also have a private story called ‘exposing the truth’ and it’s filled with stolen clichés of him being a needy and whiny little bïtch (sorry i got carried away) : it’s the twins’ main source of blackmail

• i said before that suna’s a sucker for the boyfriend/bestfriend dynamic. yeah well you guys definitely have it - you can spend entire afternoons together without once acting like a couple

• he’d give you a kidney if you ever needed one, but steal one of his fries and he’ll flip your chair over without thinking twice

• you both think that your failed attempts at being romantic are hilarious. one time he tried to kiss you under the rain but you were so cold that you couldn’t stop your teeth from chattering and yeah it was just terrible

• the efforts you put in to embarrass each other are remarkable. you once kissed him in a supermarket and he just pulled away, yelling “MOM AND DAD SAID NOT IN PUBLIC !”

— RANDOM HCS THAT GIVE ME LIFE

• remember when i said you guys would do face masks together ? yeah well suna doesn’t own any headband which means that you have to tie his hair up in two pigtails at the front (it’s too short for one ponytail or a bun hehe)

• he has a silent laugh, the kind of laugh where he just wheezes while slapping his thighs, and he has to make a conscious effort to catch his breath

• he tugs on your sleeve whenever he wants to show you something <3

• in winter he writes messages on the frost of your car’s windows. nothing cheesy, probably something along the lines of “nice ass”

• he thinks it’s hilarious that your contact name in his phone is your full name, no emojis, nothing. he even put caps at the beginning

• he sends you 30 tiktoks per day and expects you to answer to all of them

• he makes you playlists for the dumbest things. one of them is called ‘dentist appointment vibes’

• he likes to see you wear many layers of clothing in winter because he takes great pride in being the only one to know what’s hiding under them *wink*

• when he’s driving, he often tries to be smooth and stare at you lovingly when he’s at a red light, but he always misses the moment when it turns green and the other drivers start to furiously honk at him (another failed attempt at being romantic)

• i’m gonna be honest w/ you : he’s probably effortlessly seggsy when he drives

in conclusion : you might not be the most romantic couple, but your vibes are 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 because you’re both so madly in love with each other

pspsps: here’s a link to my suna playlist that fuels my mind with thousands of scenarios

#did i just describe my ideal relationship? yessir 🙃#haikyuu x reader #suna rintarou #suna x reader #suna headcanons #suna fluff #suna rintaro headcanons #suna x you #suna rintarou x reader

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delicrieux · 3 years

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Prompt 56 and/or 66 for Corpse perhaps? 💕

･:* ☆ author’s note: dont let the title fool u this fic is actually just angst </3 also it takes place before quarantine i dont condone partying during the pandemic lmao. from the prompt list: 56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”

masterlist.｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

He’s worried. Hardly a surprise - he’s always worried about something. Anxiety makes him rigid. It’s hard to breathe, and for a second he thinks he has forgotten how to do that in the first place. It’s the swirling crowd, the bright lights, loud music and perfumed, hot air. Makes his head spin. It’s hard to focus. Maybe that’s why he didn’t stay for long. He never meshed well with people - they rejected him somehow, or perhaps it’s his anxiety that told him that they did. He had wandered around that fucking house for two hours, trying to find a quiet corner to just relax, yet to no avail.

One minute here, maybe two, was all it took for him to become inexplicably overwhelmed.

He came because you asked. Friends do things for other friends and he knew you were looking forward to it - it was the only thing you were talking about the past week. Picking out an outfit, fixing your hair, indulging in something stronger than lemonade or sparkling water. You had taken the time to coordinate your clothes with his. Matching color scheme, the two of you had shown up dressed to the nines. People flocked you instantly. You got swept away in the current too quickly for him to realize he was left to fend on his own.

You found him a few times after that, dragged him to the dance floor. Your hands were pleasant to the touch, gentle and warm. Your smile was a bit sloppy, eyes twinkling, cheeks flustered from the heat and the drinks and the laughter. It made him smile, too. You had asked him where he disappeared to. Repeated the question seven times because he couldn’t hear you over the music. You leaned in in a last ditch effort to find an answer; your breath tickled the shell of his ear. He had no concrete reply to give you. Just here and there.

More searching. The minute handle seemed stuck in place for him. He couldn’t phantom how you could relish in all this noise. He heard remnants of a conversation and your bell-like laughter and found you in the kitchen. People clustered around you. You seemed engaged in a story about some ski-trip gone bad. He felt a pang in his chest, something stuck between desperation and longing, and wanted to join your side instantly and stay there and maybe wrap his arm around your shoulders or-

His mind insisted that he wasn’t pleasant company. What could he offer to a conversation involving five people?

He left to haunt the halls instead. Ten more minutes of torment, perhaps even less than that, and he went home.

His head is still pounding with a headache, even when he lays in bed, staring at his shadowed ceiling. His heart is racing in his chest, oddly reminiscent of the erratic drum of music he had heard at the party. His phone keeps buzzing with an influx of messages. He wills himself to check it.

(NAME) ♡

↪yo the fuck?? ↪ where are u?? ↪ did u go home??? i cant find u anywhere i checked the bathroom twice ↪ sum1 said they saw u leaving wtf??? ↪ you didn’t think to call?? ↪ or text??? ↪ nothing??? ↪ corpse the hell call me NOW

He doesn’t get a chance to text you back, or do anything else for that matter, because his screen flashes with a call and his finger hoovers over the Decline button. He doesn’t go through with it. A moment later your shrill voice fills his ear.

“You alive?!”

Alive? He’s not sure, so he settles with, “Not dead.”

You audibly sigh; he can’t see it, but your hand is resting on your chest, “Thank God. You seriously scared me.” You chuckle nervously, “You’re home, yeah?”

“...Yes. Sorry for freaking you out, I just...wasn’t feeling well. I didn’t want to ruin your fun.”

“...What? Didn’t want to ruin-- you ruin shit by leaving with me with some assholes. You have any idea how many stories I had to listen to today? Horrible, every single on of them. The party was a bust anyway. I’m gonna be at yours in, like, ten minutes.”

“Wait--” He sits up, “You’re...coming over?”

“That’s what I said, yeah. Unless you don’t want me to, but, uhm, I’m already in my Uber, so--”

“No, no, I don’t mind, I just--uhh--I thought you wanted...to...stay and party?”

“I wanted to party with you.” You stress, “I know you don’t exactly like crowds but when you said yes I got really excited and--and well...Yeah that’s it. I just got excited. Next time we can stay in or go to the movies or something.”

“Shit,” He mutters, “I need to clean my room.”

“Okay, I’ll leave you to it, but next time? Do me a favor and just let me know when you decide to arrivederci. Send a pigeon. Leave graffiti on the walls. Do something, you seriously scared me.”

His smile is back, and he feels as if he hadn’t smiled in years, “Promise. Thanks, (Name).”

“The hell you’re thanking me for? I’m the one that should be thanking you, since I’m inviting myself over.”

“You’re always invited.” He says, a bit breathless, but now for an entirely different reason, “You’re a...” His tongue suddenly feels too big for his mouth. Clearing his throat, he continues, steadily this time, “You’re a great friend.”

Right, friend, friends do things for other friends. You’re just being a good friend, nothing more.

“...Oh. Yeah, you’re a great friend, too.”

So why do you sound so disappointed? It’s a feeling he definitely shares.

“See you in a few.” You mutter before hanging up.

Fuck, maybe he’s still a bit out of it, because he can’t focus again, his mind persistently trailing back to the word friend. It echoes. For the first time in his life it sounds unpleasant.

No time. He’ll figure it out when you get here. You’ll both figure it out. Or maybe you won’t. That idea halts his movements, makes him reluctant to get out of bed. No time. He doesn’t move. Only when the buzzer indicates your arrival behind his front door does he finally get up.

He feels like he’s still at that stupid party. Confused and anxious and for some reason afraid.

All of that melts promptly when he opens the door and finds you there, smiling at him in the lovely way you do. “...Hi.” You say sweetly, quietly.

His heart thuds in his chest. He dips his head in a wordless greeting and steps aside to let you in.

“I forgot to clean.” He confesses as you take off your shoes.

“Literally don’t care.” You utter, “I was thinking we could watch something on Netflix. Something funny. Or bad. Or funny bad. How does that sound?”

That sounds like not talking. Maybe that’s for the best.

“Yeah, sure.”

hope you liked it! xx

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Alex the Lion.exe

I’m a total Madagascar fan much like everyone else. I like the newer shows, but I don’t mind watching the classics. I don’t think I’ve ever watched glitchy or pirated movies before, though I don’t think I want to watch any after the experience I had…

It started on a nice summer afternoon. I was watching madagascar 2 ( My favorite one) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my movie as i got to the (Sexy) Moto moto scene, a name so nice you can say it twice, to go see what I got in the mail. The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Dr Blowhole (let’s just call him that), whom I hadn’t heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Dr Blowhole was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

This is what he wrote:

BOB JIMMY

I can’t take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you’d do it for me. I can’t do it, he’s after me, and if you don’t destroy this CD, he’ll come after you too, he’s too WILD for me….

Please BOB JIMMY, destroy this god-forsaken, or whatever respective belief you have, disc before he comes after you too, it’s too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you’ll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he’ll catch you. Don’t even play the game, it’s what he wants, just destroy it.

Please…

dr blowhole

Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Dr Blowhole is my best friend and I haven’t seen him in 2 weeks, I didn’t do what he asked me. I didn’t think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it’s just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that…

Anyway, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written “ALEXTHELION.EXE”, and it was much unlike dR blowhole's handwriting, meaning that he must’ve gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw “ALeXTHELION” on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I’m a a BIG Madagascar fan, as ive said before. this franchise is my religion.

I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the original Madagascar game, I was like “Awesome!” Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. That quickly turned to a realization of dissapointment when I remembered that I didn't like the madagascar game. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there’s was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.

I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the Dreamworks logo where the fisherman sat was now instead a man hanging from a noose, and the clouds had turned red.

But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Alex, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 popped up, and I was like “WTF? What’s this doing in a Madagascar game?” Must've been some bootleg port. anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you’re on is just red static for all three files.

What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Marty, Gloria and to my surprise, the penguins! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, where was Melman for crying out loud? Though I wasn't too sad, I hated Melman

That’s when I realized that this wasn’t a glitchy game, it was a hacked game.

Yeah it definitely looked hacked... Ok. I'm sorry. But Melman f*&king sucks, and before I continue, I need to get this out. Melman contributed almost nothing in the first movie. Hes a paranoid whiney weirdo and I hate giraffes. Hes some r/niceguy in the sequel. And his best moment was in the first movie where he stuck his head in a clock and said "Guys, were running out of time."

Anyway, yeah it definitely looked hacked it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer, I wasn’t scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there’s nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked File 1 and chose Marty and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to black.

The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red, which is weird because this wasn't a sonic game, and the text showed only “Centralpark zoo , ACT 1”. The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Tails in the Central park zoo like in the original game the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had marty start running like you would in any of the classic Sonic games, what was odd was that (like I said before) THIS ISN'T A SONIC GAME! As Marty was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a few trees for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.

I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was. Melman, decapitated, and strung up like a museum exhibet. Marty had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Naturally I assumed it was some kind of mod, when I finished processing what I saw, I started lauging. Laughing with joy and sadism. "YES!!! HE'S DEAD!!! WORTHLESS COWARD!!! AHAHAHAHHA" I cackled, sounding like the green goblin. Not the cool one by willam defoe, the stupid one from the original cartoon. When I calmed down from joy, I had marty move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead animals as Marty moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and he moves past more dead animals, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a squirrel was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails hanging out, a bunny had all four of his limbs torn off and a duck had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt kinda hungry when I saw this massacre and apparently Marty didn't. He was sick to his stomach. While I'm here, I gotta ask, is it normal to feel hungry when watching animals eat other animals on animal planet? It's not a sexual thing I swear, it jut works up my appetite. I mean, yes I'm into vore but what does that have to do with anything? Anyway, after a few more seconds there were no more animals and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Tails- I MEAN MARTY to continue.

After a minute passed after the music stopped, Marty was running into Alex's enclosure and then he stopped, it wasn’t until the cutscene started that I saw why. Alex was there on the other side of the screen with his back against Marty with his eyes closed. I was pretty expectant of what would happen. I played the original madagascar game and the cutscene should play now. But something different happened. Marty looked happy to see Sonic- I MEAN ALEX. but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that Alex wasn’t responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Marty’s presence. "Alex?" Marty asked as he started walking slowly toward Sonic, and I noticed that I wasn’t even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene.

Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as Marty walked closer to Alex whilst calling out his name to get his attention, I felt that Marty was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as Marty was but inches away from Alex and stopped to stick his hand out to touch him. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Marty to get away from Alex as the static grew louder.

"Alex?"

Suddenly in a split second I saw Alex’s eyes open and they were black with those red glowing dots, just like that title image, thought there wasn’t a smile. When that happened Marty immediatly turned the other direction and sprinted. "OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!" He shouted. the screen turned black and the static sound was off.

It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying, “Let's get Wild!”

At this point I was creeped out, I didn’t want to continue with the game, but my curiosity got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying " WHo's the cat.”

This time I was on the Madagascar Island level from the original game and it looked like everything was on fire.

Marty looked as though he was scared out of his wits this time. He actually looked at me and made frantic gestures to me as if he wanted to get out of the area he was in as fast as possible. I was starting to get freaked out by this…I mean Marty was actually breaking the fourth wall, trying to tell me to get him out of there.

So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could (Cuz Im a pc gamer) and made him run as fast as he could, a pixelated version of that creepy theme when you meet Shadow at the ARK as Robotnik from SA2 was playing as I made Marty trek through the desolate forest, trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from.

Suddenly I heard that creepy laugh again… that awful, Kefka laugh… right after 10 seconds have passed as I helped Tails run through the forest, and then I started seeing flashes of SoAlexnic popping everywhere on the screen, again with those black and red eyes.

The music changed to that suspenseful drowning jingle as I see Alex behind Marty slowly gaining up on him, FLYING! Alex wasn’t running, he was actually FLYING! The chase scene looked just like the original movie's chase scene when Alex tried to eat Marty, which is when I realized what was about to happen. The black and red eyes of this demonic predator looked more crazed and hungry then any typical EXE. His eyes bulged with lust and hunger as he gained speed.

This time he had the most deranged looking grin on his face, not like he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor zebra (played by Chris Rock) as he gained up on him. but as if he were starvingly rampant for his flesh. He couldn't wait a second longer for his lunch.

Suddenly Marty tripped. I screamed at him to get back up, but the controls stopped working. the music stopped and Alex vanished. Marty laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself. I loved Marty, he was my second favorite zebra. But then the music was replaced by some strange inaudible. it sounded kind of like laughter. but it was slow and distorted. I thought this was another scare, but then I started making out letters.

"G"

I listened intently. This could be an important code to remember. My years as a furry- I MEAN FNAF FAN, taught me that. I made out:

G I J CANT H 2 C IT

I tried to write these notes down until I had a realization. As soon as I percieved what this meant my head snapped back to the screen.

"G.I JANE, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT."

The laughter continued.

"MARTY NO" I screamed. but I quickly shut my mouth when I heard the roar of the audio. It was hard to make out, but I knew what it said.

"KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!"

As soon as the audio ran it's course, Alex reappeared in front of Marty in a hunched over position glaring into Marty.

Blood started to come down those blackened eyes of Alex's ghastly face as a grin slowly grew from his face as he looked down at the horrified horse, I could do nothing but watch.

Just in a split second Alex's eyes rolled to the back of his head becoming all black like a shark, confirming my fear of what Alex's intentions were, and lunged at Marty. But he didn't bite into his neck like I thought he would. He slapped him across his long face right before the screen went red, there was a loud screeching noise that only lasted 5 seconds. The text returned again, repeating the message by the audio.

"KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!" and then that god-awful laugh came with it.

I was so shocked by what had happened…did Alex slap the Sh*t outta Marty? No, he couldn’t have… He and Marty are supposed to be best friends, right? Why did Alex do that to him? Thena dark thought entered my mind.

Did Will Smith possess Alex the Lion?

I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had Marty was different Marty was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that red static, Marty wasn't Marty anymore, he was a steak with stripes on it's sides like in the movie. So alex did kill him. Which can only mean,

That he slapped so much goofy outta him that he died.

Trying to ignore it I picked Gloria next.

The laugh came again and the screen cut to black again and stayed there for another 10 seconds, this time the level said “You know how hard it is to be a terrifying demon when you possesed Alex the goddamn Lion?"

I was really freaked out by now, I couldn’t really tell if this was a joke, or a hack, or some kind of sick twisted shitpost… or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.

The next level looked much different, it had the ground of manhattan, but the sky background looked like the main menu; it had the dark reddish cloudy sky. But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like Giygas’ theme right after you beat Pokey in Earthbound. A game you probably only heard of because of F&*king undertale. I also noticed that Gloria looked afraid just like Marty did, though not as much, more rather he looked a little unnerved. He broke the fourth wall just like Marty and sans and deadpool and the animaniacs and Monika and the Oneshot main character and sonic sometimes and bill cipher and discord and Abed. And looked as if she wasn’t sure about going on, but I made her move anyway.

She ran down the straight pathway in this dark level, and as she did the screen started to flicker red static a couple times and then that maddening laugh came again.

( I copypasted the sonic exe story and edited it. Knuckles and Gloria are different genders so I have to corret every pronoun. This is how im spending my day. I should be finding a job.)

Then after a few seconds of running I notice several bloodstains on the ground, I felt a growing sense of fear again thinking something horrible is going to happen to Gloria. She looked nauseated walking down this blood-stained road, but I still kept him going.

Suddenly as Gloria ran, Alex appeared right in front of her with those black and red eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying “Darn you all to heck!”, I was now scared, Alex found Gloria already?! What was going on?!

Anyway red static came again and then I was back to the level, Gloria looked like she was panicking, and Alex was nowhere to be found. And this time that high-pitched squealing from the Silent Hill 1’s final boss was playing.

Was this some kind of boss battle with Alex? I hoped to God it wasn’t, honestly.

Suddenly, Gloria punched Alex straight in the face and he went flying into a car. I didn't control her, but I ignored that for I was lost in the shock and hype of what just happened. It was like a cutscene. Gloria then charged toward where Alex was. Alex was getting back up, stumbling. His eyes widened when he saw the extra THICC hippo charge him straight through the car and into the building. "YES!" I cheered. Gloria seemed keen to avenge Marty, and I wouldn't argue with her. Chris rock is my favorite actor.

I mean, Will Smith is okay, he's been in great movies but I always preferred funnymen like jack black. Although I never really was into celebrities. My sister grew up with Will Smith. She watched Bad boys 2 when she was like 8. Which is weird because she hates horror movies nowadays.

Anyway, I alway thought that Will Smith overreacted with Chris Rock's joke. I heard of people getting angry over jokes before, but this seemed a little unfounded. even for me. But I was never too interested in the topic because celebrity drama is a big racket for some reason and It rarely ever interested me. This instance was memed about for days and I couldn't exactly escape it. So anyway-

Wait. I missed the fight. My rambling about celebrities made me miss the whole fight with gloria and Alex. GODDAMNIT!

Alex stood mangled and triumphant over Gloria's torn open body. They were in a destroyed version of central park zoo. which means their battle jumped in between levels as Alex tried to manipulate reality to combat Gloria's fury. AND I MISSED IT!!!

F*&K

And then in a split second Alex lunged at Gloria and the screen went black with another distorted screeching noise that lasted for at least 3 seconds.

but I was too bitter too care.

Another text message appeared, “So many souls to play with, so little time…" SHUT THE F*&K UP YOU P&*SY F&*KING LION!

I was brought back to the main menu and this time the second file box Gloria steak in the TV screen,

I shut off the game and took a break. I tried to take a nap but I was too goddamn angry. I beat up my mannequin (By the way I have a mannequin) and went back to my game.

I turned on the computer, turned on the game and selected the penguins next.

I still thought that was wacky, playing as the penguins, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said " I occasionally Alex”, which I found really freaky.

This time I was in some kind of forest, didn’t really look like it was from any of the Madagascar movies, it had a 2 dimensional, cartoonish style; the sky was fluctating in textures like a bad television, a dark grayish purple with animated candlelight’s and a few dark bloodstains here and there, and there was a dark red curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 seconds or so that red curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you’re playing the game you can barely see it move. The music was bizarre. kinda jazzy but painful on the ears, but I knew better, this was the intro that played in the penguins of madagascar tv show only it was in reverse.

The penguins didn’t look entirely nervous like Marty and Gloria did, but he did have a suspicious look on their face as if he was just a bit paranoid. They did a little animation when I just left him standing, they turn their heads to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me, as if they have no idea where they were or what was going on. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, I had the penguins continue onward. They did their little waddling animation as they continued going through the forest.

Then I stop at a long flight of stairs leading downward, now I was nervous, even the penguins seemed unsure of themselves, though I pressed onward, which would be easier if the CONTROLS WEREN'T UNUSABLE!!!

As I led all four penguins down the stairs at the same time with barely usable controls, I noticed that the walls have gotten darker and more reddish; the red torches are now an eerie blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it. It's hard to tell when you move like a barely coordinated herd of sheep) and then we head down another flight of stairs down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full minute.

And then I heard that horrid Kefka laugh agai- (Okay real quick does anyone here know who Kefka is? Their a final fantasy character. because it's more known as the Sonic.exe laugh. just promise me you'll look him up.) then the music slowly faded until it was quiet, as it did the walls turned more dark red and the torches were a black flame now.

When the penguins landed onto the 3rd hallway, I noticed they now looked really creeped out, though he tried to hide it, I couldn’t blame them, I was scared too.

Suddenly, Alex popped right in front of the penguins the same way he tried to with Gloria and then red static. The red static lasted for about 15 seconds and then it showed me a most unpleasant image…

The image showed a hyper-realistic picture of Alex standing in the darkness where you can only see his face while his head and torso faded into black, and when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could actually see the lines in his mane. As if you could actually feel the fur if you touched the screen.

His face… oh god, he had the most horrifying smile I had ever seen.

And that’s saying something considering I saw that image at the start of the game. Now I knew how mort felt when King Julien sent him to scout him.

His eyes are wide and black and once again crying blood (Which also looked hyper real- you know what I'm tired of that word now. It looked creepy.) And there were two small glowing red dots in those black eyes staring RIGHT AT ME, (Or anyone who would have been using my computer) as if staring into my mind. His grin was wide and demonic, it literally stretched to the sides of his face like a Cheshire Cat except Alex had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs, much like the Werehog’s teeth except more vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish and from the look of it, he had stains of blood and small bits of flesh on his lips and fangs as if he ate some animal. Actually now that I think about, Alex the lion already had fangs before demon Will Smith.

I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me…that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good. I wasn't scared tho. I liked the attention.

Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the Kefka laugh, honestly it got old. except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even… which it already did considering it was the GODDAMN KEFKA LAUGH

It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying (And by horrifying I mean edgy) things I looked at since I had this game…

“I AM KING OF THE THRONE.”

It was when I read that message while looking at Sonic when it hit me, I realized right there and then.

This Alex was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster… and all of his victims, including Marty, Gloria, The penguins, and possibly Dr Blowhole, (remember him?) which I was kinda okay with, he was a bit of a prick, all were just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims are trapped in.

I was terrified of a jumpscare, but instead it switched to what looked like footage of a car at night. I was uneasy already, but after 30 seconds, nothing happened. I decided to cautiously stare closer at the footage. Like I said, it was a car in the night, parked at some driveway but my eyes widened when I saw the silhoutte of Alex in the backseat. I could only see the light reflecting off his eyes like a typical cat. I stared at him, but every second I did, panic swelled up inside me, begging me to do something, anything. I looked away from his eyes and at the house. I felt like I was in danger doing so. But my heart sank when I realized how familiar that house was. I stared back at the car. He was still in there.

"WHAT THE F&*K!" I screamed. This was live footage.

This was my neighborhood.

This was my house.

I felt l was gonna have a heart attack.

All I could say in a barely comprehensable whimper was.

"Alex the Lion. what the hell are you doing in my car?"

#madagascar #shitpost #I worked too hard on this #sonic.exe #alex the lion #madagascar memes #moto moto #creepypasta #creative writing #chris rock #will smith #chris rock slap #long post

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Spring Break Thoughts

bc i want to get stuck in an airport and break into first class

spoilers below

EJ DOING THE INTRO

the most...profound intro?

“maybe it’s really about other people” looks at gina

i have jumped on the portwell train

when i first saw they were doing zoom backgrounds i was not on board, but they’ve grown on me carlos’ sucks

miss jenn and the zoom backgrounds

NI NI HEL LO

nini didn’t you get cut?

you know miss jenn they could get together out side of school (at least the kids who are here)

olivia is so pretty

aww carlos called miss jenn his madrina

HA I KNEW IT OF COURSE CARLOS INVITED SEB

seblos tension, ill get to that later

they’re so passive aggressive guys i love it

ASH AND EJ

CASWELL COUSINS YESSS

“You guys are watching like, old, old movies”

“This is why we’re soulmates” the redyln goal has been reached bye

this...this is the only line they get?

miss jenn has obviously not gotten the memo

three weeks and you havent blocked act two

“not it”

of course sebby is the last one to leave

“bye” awww miss jenn

GINA THAT LITTLE GIG YESSSS

just one complement after another ej

AHHHH EJ WITH PAINTED NAILS YESSSSS

he looks so good ej should do it more often

ej fell hard guys

jack in the background doing tik toks i cant

gina and signs

RICKY IN A BLANKET

ugh its lynne

i dont care enough to spell her name right

“just being a burrito here”

bitter ricky, i feel ya

“I’m sorry to hear that’s it over” *smiles*

nini you should have just posted a video

ope empty notebook

awww ej’s insta

gina and jack

thats it

“she changed her name” nina is literally her real name

the leg pull away

ricky and bedding is my new favorite ship besides therapy

“Your boy Jack”

when i first saw the promo for this nini scene i was worried it was gonna be another solo (shes had like 16)

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A RAINBOW HEART

my gay heart is bursting

nina really said “rainbows are awesome” this episode

and the necklace is off

guys i love improv scenes

it was so goood

soooo howie and kourt just get no closure after that killer song last week? no nothing?

BAHAHAHA KOURTNEY BREAKING UP

i love kourtney

sofia is so pretty

okay i dont ship jack and gina but they’re fun together, little chaos demons

THE DUKE SWEATSHIRT AHHHH

“my friends, like, my castmates, they think it sucks what you did on opening night”

good talk, long overdo. nothing is solved by any means but little steps

the therapy line omfg

“HI, CUPCAKE”

“I’ll meet you in the pool” there is an ocean right behind you

“Don’t ask me”

“Ashlyn, Big Red, Miss. Jenn, Carlos”

the way seb’s face just DROPS when he mentions carlos

“Are you guys fighting” big red looked so happy omfg

“That would imply that we’re speaking”

“Who has time to talk when you’re busy posting selfies with random guys in a cabana”

guys i had to pause for five minutes because i was dying

jealous seb... where did you come from?

ALRIGHT IT IS TIME TO TALK ABOUT SEBLOS!!!!

first off, it seems the writers love to make major seblos things happen off screen. examples include there pinning and officially getting together

where... where did all this tension come from? it has been light the past two episodes then bam, everything they say to each other is bitter. since when is seb jealous? the writers have so many other conflicts to talk about and they choose jealous seb? off all thing?!?! im honestly kind of disappointed because there are so many other things to talk about from previous episodes and instead they choose this?!?!?! hopefully this isn’t the only thing that is addressed next week, it cant be. they better talk about the constant “no seb” because its an issue.

moral of the story is i hope the fight next episode isn’t about seb being jealous bc there is so much more to talk about

i am loving passive aggressive seb like i hope that doesn’t go away when their conflict is resolved bc it’s awesome

HERE are my thoughts on the zoom call

okay seb’s line about doing public makes sense with the full episode

everyone on the call is just like “wtf happened to my otp”

EJJJJ

EJJJJ I LOVE YOU

THE BEST EJ SCENE

“Hi Nini!” ejjjj

you have to watch the scene twice, one to watch nini and ashlyn and another for ej

EJ AND THE PUPPET THATS IT IM DONE

sassy gina i love her

guys i just love everybody

ASHLYN AND NINI I MISSED THIS DUO GAHHHHHH THEY’RE ADORABLE

ej is a child i love it

ricky i feel you with the songwriting

look at big red being best friend of the year now give him a plot line

i am under the impression jack recorded gina

SHIT THE CANDLE TO LAMP TRANSITION YESSSSS

i love transitions and that was it

matt is ripped

julia lester showed up this season. queen shit

she is perfect

YES BIG RED AND KOURTNEY DANCING I WANT MOREEEE

i am so confused with seb’s gloves

that has been bugging me for two days

carlos has more style then a hawaiian shirt and khakis

im in heaven the harmonies are soooo good

they are amazing they sound so good

you can hear all there voices

julia popped off

aint seen nothin is really good, i wasn’t sure about it at first but its grown. they sound so damn good the talent they hold. not the best song but its fun

the video actually looks better than i thought it would

“Wow” me too richard

jack is fun, i’d be okay if he comes back. he is a little chaos demon.

i like how the writers didn’t make them romantic (for once), hopefully gina got his number bc i would

i want to be stuck at an airport with jack

“let you go” is genius. so far the best original song this season. josh has been killing it lately. this is the ballad ricky deserves. lyrical genius. he sounds sooo good.

the one time i agree with lynne

EJ YOU CAMEEEEEE

OMFG THEY’RE ADORABLE

PORTWELLLLLLL BABY WHOOOP

HE IS GONNA TREAT YOU SO GOOD GINA

HE BROUGHT YOU FOOD AND TOOK YOUR BAG

GAHHHHHH

nOoOoOoOo thats it?!?! i cannot wait a week i refuse

i normally don’t talk about promos but episode 10 (im a sucker for sleepover episodes) is my most anticipated episode so we gonna do it.

for starters ricky has a guitar, so he might sing?

AWW THE SETS THEY ARE SO PRETTY

ooo lily is back?

blueprint?

ashlyn and ricky where have you been?!?!

seb and the girls yesss

since in a heartbeat is next episode seb probably leaves? i hope it is a private moment

oh please talk about your other issues pleaseee

“why did i never hear about this?” nina no, it was an accident alright?

gina and nini haven’t interacted this season and the first thing they do is fight.

lets hope there “beef” doesn’t take the a slot

maybe another seblos kiss?

did you know i love seblos

i have stocked up my tears for next week

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