Sassy EJ is actually so funny because I feel like he listens to everyone talk and has copious amounts of drama/knowledge on like everyone and outta nowhere he'll bring SMTH up and they'll be like 😦😦
AHHH YEAH YOURE RIGHT.
i think he's super easy to talk to just because that blank mask and his constant silence makes it feel like youre talking to a void. you'll be saying stuff you dont even realize youre sharing, and he nods along politely
but then theyll be in a group and toby will make a playful jab at jack and jack says some crazy "werent you bitching about getting no matches on tinder last week" LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
funniest thing about cas is that he's literally everything. he's a pta mom. he's an eldritch horror. he's as old as time. he's just learning how to live. he's a girlboss. he's a pathetic little man. he's a romantic. he has lost faith in love. he's the best dad ever. he's a panicking first time parent. all of those things are true at the same time
Jack: Is it cheating on your wife if you kiss a fish, Phil?
Phil: Depends? Like, on the mouth? Or like-
Jack: What on EARTH does that mean???
Kristin:
Jack: COMPLETELY reasonable, Kristin. That is such a reasonable thing. [...] If you were to ask me off the top of my head, "Hey, if you could kiss any fish, which fish would it be?" I feel- I'm gonna s- I'm gonna hazard 75% of people are sayin' that fish [Lola from Shark Tale] and I'm saying the res- the remaining 25 are saying that one with the scar from Finding Nemo.