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princekirijo · 10 months

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Oh yeah because I love Pokemon AUs I was thinking about what partner Pokemon Riku would have and as much as I wanna give him like Charizard or Garchomp (I think he'd have a Garchomp but it wouldn't be his partner), the best partner for him is Urshifu, Rapid Strike Style specifically.

#oc tag #riku kirijo #look at that bear and tell me he isnt riku core - my gf when i asked her #like i think his team would also have like a luxray kingambit and garchomp #but urshifu is his partner #it just fits so well its a water pokemon and its just cute but deadly like him #also urshifu is my fav gen 8 pokemon so i was more than happy with this idea LOL #spiderfiend's partner would probably be a noivern ngl #because a) dragon b) color scheme and c) the vibes just work #i actually drew riku and kubfu a while ago and y'all... it was so cute...#also black mask riku would have a shiny Rayquaza LMAOOOO #only because it actually fits mordred so well mordred is shiny Rayquaza with wings 💀💀💀💀💀#pokemon AUs can be something so fun and personal #and yeah his partner is a legendary pokemon 💀 it works trust #i know a lot of people would say ann's would be incineroar but i think ceruledge would be so good for her #alolan ninetales and empoleon would be Mitsuru's trust me #yukari i actually dont know im kinda stumped #and yuna too 🤔 yeah dont worry i havent forgotten about her i still love her 🥹#shes just taking a back seat as usual #but i have stuff cooking for her trust trust

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hauntingblue · 1 year

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If I was funnier and had the time, I would write a batfam fanfic that would actually be a very bad telenovela where everyone is terrible and dramatic, the worst ships ever thought about happen and they all fight to get bruces inheritance or want to be on WE or something like that. It would be like wfa but with completely opposite vibes

#and you would tell me girl if you want a telenovela read ntt and i would say yeah thats on my list #like imagine the potential #babs is a resentful woman (amargada y despechada) because dick cheated on her with kory after he proposed #tim is thw worst because hes dating steph but of course he cheats with bernard but then kon is his friends to lovers so he cheats again #and like idk jason gets a gf and cass seduces her because she hates his guts #but then cass wants steph after she breaks up with tim but has to choose between true love and vengance (sleeping with jasons gf)#and maybe she chooses both #and alfred is the most two faced son of a bitch you can conceive #bruce is just oblivious to all of this btw #maybe they all get an evil step mother or smth #oh and of course babs and jason would have something!!! what is better than getting with your exs brother lmaoooo #mayne stephanie is next or maybe she gets with kon too idk #talking tag #this is my shameful post of the month feel free to throw tomatoes #and also this would only be funny for me #and it would be in spanish because im not writing all that in english it loses its thing #juan pedro!! no me puedo creer que te hayas acostado con barbara!!! despues de todo lo que ricardo y ella han pasado!!! que pensara alfredo #and you would say to me: isnt everything ooc and slightly problematic and yeah. the true spirit of the telenovela

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lewisvinga · 1 month

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me n my dumbasses | charles leclerc x fem! driver! reader x pierre gasly

summary; just f1’s fave ‘childhood besties to lovers’ throuple being iconic

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; cursing i think

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested !

masterlist !

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liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, and others !

yourusername: average day w the most stupid people in all of france ( and monaco ) (( i unfortunately have dealt with them my whole life and i also unfortunately love them ))

tagged; pierregasly, charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc: but pierre was first in ur last photo dump ☹️

pierregasly: mate you almost killed us …😀

charles_leclerc: NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE BOTH GOOD LOOKING?? also did you just mate zone me?

yourusername: think abt ur actions of almost killing ur bf and gf , charles leclerc.

charles_leclerc: yes ma’am🫡

username: CHAPIEY/N DUMPPP

username: leave it up to y/n to post the most bf pics of them 😫

username: i’d kill to have dealt w them my whole life miss y/n UR LUCKYY😖

username: charles is so real for almost crashing his ferrari bc y/n and pierre looked toooo good 😭

yourusername: yeah well now he’s in the timeout corner ://

charles_leclerc: this is NOT fun

pierregasly: #deserved

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; #inspectingpierresform🤓] [caption 2; complaining that i’m taking pics instead of working out 🙄🙄 #tattletale] [caption 3; wauw hot boys]

landonorris gross

landonorris dumbasses

yourusername hey 😾

yourusername they’re MY dumbasses 😪

pierregasly “pleaseee can i work out with you guys 🥺🥺”

yourusername i didn’t want to break a nail🙁🙁

pierregasly you’re so high maintenance

yourusername u have known me since 2011 WHY are u shocked

yourusername u both made me like this btw

pierregasly and we don’t regret it a bit, cherie 😁

charles_leclerc i see u liked our selfie from when u went to the bathroom to put makeup on before filming tiktoks😁

yourusername wanted to look cute for the camera and for my dumbasses can u blame a girl😖

charles_leclerc DUMBASSES?? i’m smart , pierre maybe but not me !

yourusername oh babe

yourusername u both are ! but it’s ok i love u both💓

charles_leclerc yeah yeah we love u too

username LMAOOOO THEYRE SO😭

username pierre’s ‘mom i threw up’ stance 💀

username never stop these queen

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yourusername: just me n my dumbasses against the world ❤️‍🩹

tagged; charles_leclerc, pierregasly

charles_leclerc: love u too dumbass xx

yourusername: u see i get why I called u a dumbass but why are u calling me a dumbass? do u hate me??☹️☹️

charles_leclerc: cherie no wait pls

pierregasly: im surprised you still fall for her lame sarcasm even if we’ve been dealing w her since 2011🙄

yourusername: hey RUDE ur the ones who wanted ME first 😾😾

yourusername: sorry for worrying u pooks love u xx charles_leclerc

pierregasly: love u dumbass 😪😪

yourusername: ur more of a dumbass than me

carlossainz55: can we confirm that charles is the biggest one out of you three ??

pierregasly: oh 100%😂

charles_leclerc: THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??😀

georgerussell63: idk man, i’ve received 394829 messages from y/n about being scared you’re going to burn the house down from making toast…😬😬

username: i love how they never had a honey moon phase it’s just straight bullying w a side of love 😭😭😭

username: childhood besties to lover core fr

username: THEHRE NEVER SERIOUS IM IN TEARSSSSSS

username: the pure unseriousness from chapiey/n is why i adore them sm😭😂

username: reason 92893 i adore them;

username: when the trio suddenly becomes romantic

username: u guys ever think y/n’s like ‘kissing my homies’ 🤔🤔

charles_leclerc: yes actually …..

yourusername: me n my homies doing romantic stuffs 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: just clocked in y/n dealt w their awkward phases

yourusername: ‘twas hell

pierregasly: like teenage u was any better 🙄

username: ‘my dumbasses’ i love them😖

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc scenarios #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #pierre gasly smau #pierre gasly social media au #pierre gasly scenarios #pierre gasly x reader #pierre gasly imagine #charles leclerc x reader x pierre gasly

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lizlovestofangirl · 2 months

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have you ever considered a coquette! gf and luke 👉🏻👈🏻 teeheeeee 🌷🎀🤍 ur smaus give me a purpose in life and a will to live 🥹

"my good looking boy"

luke castellan x daughterofaphrodite!coquette!reader

smau - luke loves his girl so much he lets her walk him like a dog (but coquettley )

🎧 - good looking by suki waterhouse

a/n: ahhhh i love this request! (btw u give me a will to live) i can just picture luke being difficult with everyone else and then letting his girl put bows in his hair and like him sleeping in her fancy pink bed AHHHH IM DYING (also percabeth is PERCABETHING in this)

*possible swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there could be mistakes*

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yn_yln he loves bows now

tagged itslukecastellan

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larueclarisse LMAO U HAVE HIM WHIPPED

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

iamchrisrodriguez LMFAOOOOO

_groverunderwood yikes luke you just got called a dam dog

percy.jackson me personally id never take that

whosannabeth yes you would

percy.jackson yes i would

itslukecastellan and im the whipped one??

percy.jackson stfu

larueclarisse marry me??? 💍

yn_yln I DO

itslukecastellan what 🙂

silenaaaa SO CUTE Y/N

yn_yln YOU SEL

itslukecastellan i ❤️ my gf

yn_yln i ❤️ my bf

silenaaaa I CANNOT W THIS I LOVE LOVE

itslukecastellan where are my photo creds for the first picture????

yn_yln photo credits for the first picture go to this little shit head

whosannabeth @percy.jackson you'd take that too shithead

percy.jackson yeah...

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

_groverunderwood that dam bow

yn_yln still concerned about the timing of this original joke

percy.jackson @itslukecastellan wheres ur dignity man

itslukecastellan 🤷

whosannabeth IGNORE PERCY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

yn_yln i ❤️ my annabeth

itslukecastellan i thought you ❤️ me?

yn_yln know your place pretty boy

rachel.edare coquette bf

yn_yln duh gotta match the aesthetic

hi_imtyson 🎀

yn_yln MISS YOU TYSON

larueclarisse where can i get one of those shirts?

iamchrisrodriguez please dont answer that

yn_yln i'll send you the link 😘

iamchrisrodriguez shit

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itslukecastellan she thinks im pretty (ft. this week's flowers)

tagged yn_yln

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iamchrisrodriguez STOP UR KILLING MY RELATIONSHIP

itslukecastellan just do better chris

yn_yln yeah be like luke (this is the only time you will ever hear this advice from anyone)

larueclarisse hello is want flowers too???!?!??

yn_yln lmao

silenaaaa where do u find one of this kind

yn_yln the pound go for the ones w daddy AND mommy issues

itslukecastellan jesus y/n

yn_yln 😊😊

percy.jackson ur ugly

itslukecastellan ur uglier

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

whosannabeth ignore percy. again.

itslukecastellan ive gotten very good at it

larueclarisse REAL

iamchrisrodriguez not real clar he pisses u tf off

larueclarisse 💐???

_groverunderwood those dam bows again

percy.jackson HAHAHAAHA

yn_yln pretty sure thats a laugh of trauma

itslukecastellan quit grover

yn_yln i love you

itslukecastellan is love you more

yn_yln WHERE ARE MY PHOTO CREDS FOR THE SECOND PICTURE??? HMMM???

itslukecastellan this little rat took the second photo

rachel.edare 🐕‍🦺

itslukecastellan i hate you 🙂

yn_yln's story

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percy.jackson im holding this against him forever

yn_yln good pls do

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan youre lucky i love you or else i would not let you expose me like this

yn_yln love you too castellan

view reply from larueclarisse:

larueclarisse IM CRYING

larueclarisse YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS AND CHRIS'S FACES WHEN THEY SAW THIS

larueclarisse LUKE TURNED EVERY SHADE OF RED AND CHRIS LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT SHIT A BRICK

yn_yln LMAOOOO

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silenaaaa y/n you cant have other campers in our cabin

yn_yln but you love love

silenaaaa fair

silenaaaa wait

silenaaaa wait what kind of love 😏

yn_yln JEEZ NOT THAT KIND

yn_yln just posted a story

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan im blushingggg

yn_yln good

view reply from iamchrisrodriguez:

iamchrisrodriguez Y/N STOPPPP

yn_yln no

view reply from whosannabeth:

whosannabeth how much do u think i'll have to pay percy to do this?

yn_yln nothing hed do anything for u

whosannabeth oh wait true

#luke castellan pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson smau #pjo smau #smau #luke castellan #luke castellan fluff #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan smau #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x yn #luke castellan x aphrodite!reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x coquette!reader #percy jackson and the olympians

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cowb0ycrime · 2 years

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#your my gf both arms are for me #missing my chance w her #was watching haunting of hill house w housemates (bestie n her bf) and me n her were holding hands bc i get spooked and man literally #takes her arm off me and wraps it around him (he was laying on her) and says #????? bro??? shes my friend im not tryna fuck her #she jokingly bullied him later calling him jealous but its like we all live together dude i thought youd be over this weirdness #i like him but fuck me idk what she sees in him sometimes that was such a major ick for me lmaoooo #theyre also poly so he can fuck other people (she wants him to bc shes ace) but man cant even handle his gf holdin hands w her friend?????#the double standards in this mans brain. obsessed.#im poly + bi + and if a man i was seeing did that to me hed be dumped the next day #im sorry but ur not actually allowed to even jokingly control who i show affection to. freak.#the fact it wasnt just a comment. he literally. grabbed her arm and moved it around himself while saying shes all for him. bro shes her-#-own person. stop being like this + the comment he said to me about me bro we dated when were like 16 for a week #shes my best friend. my rotten solider. i also screamed when i saw her naked out of shock n slammed the door shut yelling sorry over n over #he will not let go of it. he also burst in my room later when me n her were hanging out to scare me (good joke) n when i screamed asked-#-what was he interuppting (bad joke)#idky hes so obsessed w it. if he carries on i will b throwin around words like fetishization of afab friendship. insecurity. dickheadedness #anyway thanks for reading like if u think hes being weird ignore if u think im mentally unwell (right answer)#tags #tags are messed up first tag is what he said to me n bestie after moving her arm #second tag is the comment he made to me before about me missing my chance w her when we briefly dated at 16

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marlenesluv · 7 months

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could u do like shes just started leave after a tour? and then like shes now able to go with him to races and its like their hard launch

Hard Launches Only. (OP)

yesss, i can do this for sure!!

pairing: oscar piastri x military!reader

fc: haylujan on insta

request: link

warnings:

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

liked by: oscarpiastri, yourbsf, and 61,023 others

y/n.user: leave starts now, thank yew 😋

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piasstri.81fp: oscar?? what are you doing here???

y/nfp.rahhh: babe come home, the kids miss you

user3: ty for you service, now pls marry me

f1updates: any other oscar piastri fans see him liking this and following her??

↳ papayafan814: yea but oscar follows and likes a lot of stuff

logansargeant: RAHHHH 🇺🇸🦅

*liked by creator*

user8: you are slayingggg

keekeeaye: brooo, you’re so pretty what the hell

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liked by: y/n.user, landonorris, and 246,092 others

tagged: y/n.user

oscarpiastri: welcome home, babe ❤️

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user7: 😱 OH MY GOSH

papayaposts: bro doesn’t know what a soft launch is

osca81: my heart stopped, y/n is his gf!!?

↳ mclaren4edit: YES

↳ osca81: they are sooo cuteeeee🥹

y/n.user: home just in time for singapore🤗❤️

↳ oscarpiastri: my lucky charm🤭

user5: SHES A PILOT???????

↳ y/n.fp: YUH

landonorris: Y/N IS BACK?? YAYAYAYA

↳ y/n.user: LANDOOOOO

alobonooo6: between the hard launch and y/n being close with lando, im gonna squeal. i loveeee

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y/n.user: singapore, you’re stunning ✨🇸🇬

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oscarpiastri: you make singapore shine brighter

↳ y/n.user: osc🥲🫠

user4: the outfit is outfittingggg

f1wags: UGH SO PRETTY

formula1updates: they just make sense together

y/n.fanage81: anyone else curious how they met…

↳ y/n.user: i was on leave last year and met oscar in australia on my vacation with family!

↳ y/n.fanpage81: ohhh okay! (totally not freaking out that she responded to me)

mclareneditpage: oscar’s face LMAOOOO

grandprixoff1edits: my new fav wag fr. i cant believe she’s in the army

y/nedits9: prettyyyyy

vroomvroom69: can’t wait for wag posts with y/n eee

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y/n.user: my fav part abt races is pic time, oh, besides oscar winning the singapore gp🤭🫶

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oscarpiastri: it’s cause you’re my lucky charm 😁🫶

↳ y/n.user: no, babe, you’re just that good😚

f1wags: WOAHHHH P1 FOR OSCAR AHHHH

landonorris: 😒

↳ y/n.user: you’re gonna get like next week, lan🔥

↳ landonorris: i better

user3: literally create a .jpg, you’re too good

*liked by creator*

f1editpage: you were so iconic in the interviews. i cant wait for more content with you!

francisca.cgomes: you’re so sexy

↳ y/n.user: you’re sexier

piasstrisfpbb: she serves in the army and on instagram

↳ y/n.user: i also served in hs at a cheesecake factory😝

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your instagram story:

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oscar’s instagram story:

seen by: y/n.user, charles_leclerc, and 187,024 others

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x y/n #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri f1 #oscar piastri fic #f1 smau #military reader #mclaren

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thebearer · 8 months

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thinking abt being lip’s well dressed girlfriend and he’s always tagging behind me wearing the same bum ass white tank that’s lowkey dirty but he’s so cute it doesn’t matter

thinking of the justin bieber x hailey bieber meme rn lmaoooo

honestly, something about a very boujee, girly girl type reader with lip just does it for me. like she loves shopping, and clothes, and makeup, and just pretty things (she's me). she blows her hair out and always has her nails done and will do fit checks. send him pictures of her ootd. lip used to mock her, but really, he likes that she's a little high maintenance. gives him something to work for.

i feel like he's the type, with a gf like that, that it's that meme of "my hands look like this so her's can look like this" lol. he loves that you dress up and look pretty and well kept. loves that you have a million different clothes that are everywhere in your room. he'll tease you for being messy just to hear you whine, but really, he loves it.

just picturing meeting up with lip in a cute little fit and he's in his coveralls from work. you'd both be going crazy for the other bc you love when he looks a little rugged from work, and he loves it when you dress up all nice for him <3

#thebearer #bearblahs #lip gallagher #lip gallagher blurb #lip gallagher fluff #lip gallagher x reader #lip gallagher x fem!reader #lip gallagher x female reader #lip x reader #lip gallagher x you #shameless #shameless fluff #shameless us

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gasolinerainbowpuddles · 9 months

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Pedro memes pt 6

previously, on "Puddles has a problem": ✨part 1✨ ✨part 2✨ ✨part 3✨ ✨part 4✨ ✨part 5✨

I got some requests for more fic reaction type memes, so those are down there somewhere :)

ca-cawww ca-caawwwwwwwww

yah he has two mouths and two noses. so what? it was a creative choice that i will stand by.

Pedro-chu, I choose YOU!

shocked Pedro-chu

float like a buttahfly

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

me after I read @netherfeildren's I Urge You: Bite Me

sneaky sneaky wood go creaky // aight imma head out

you're gonna hear my feedback whether u like it or not (said w love). [[AHEM]] this one's for you: @cavillscurls @frannyzooey @haylzcyon @hier--soir @tieronecrush @ezrasbirdie @pascalisbaby @pascalsbby

sad swirlz 4 sad gurlz

still sad but also in luv

dramamine all day, bb, it's a bumpy ride 'round these parts. @cool-iguana im raising anchor to your dom!Din. "I BRAKE FOR MERMAIDS" is for @psychedelic-ink. "I <3 MY SEAMAN" is for @walkintotheriveranddisappear hahaha

put some motion in my ocean cuz there's se(a)men in that ship. @thetriumphantpanda this is for you for many, many reasons. you, too, @jrrmint

there's 3 of these

no seriously

bc I'm obsessed any nobody can stop me not even myself

HO-HO-HOrny

nurse Pedro has such good bedside manner. sending @fuckyeahdindjarin all the love in the world

i'm fine. this is fine. I LOVE IT.

see?

THIS JUST IN! @chloeangelic this is your line cook!Joel influence

additional sidebar if you care abt the integrity of journalism. @iamskyereads all the extra words are in honor of Compulsion, featuring my fave verbose slut Ezra

y'all. I went back and counted, and in just under two weeks I've posted just under 100 (97 to be exact) original Pedro memes. what in the actual FUCK is wrong with me hahahahahaha.

I'm gonna focus a bit on my writing (yeah, I write fic, too lmaoooo) for a little bit before posting more memes. bc there's always more memes where I'm concerned. in the meantime, you can check out ✨✨✨ MY MASTERLIST ✨✨✨ if you want more from my beautiful goblin brain.

catch ya later, ♥Puddles♥

(mostly) tagging anybody who reblogged the last one:

@innerpersonunknown @talaok @atinylittlepain @hecatombix @thesummerpetrichor @atticrissfinch @joelscruff @your-slutty-gf @bonezone44 @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog @toxicanonymity @pedrit0-pascalit0 @pr0ximamidnight @zohaaan @chaotic-mystery @goodwithcheese @wannab-urs @sin-djarin @drewharrisonwriter @lucyeyelesbarrow @angiees-things @tbeep @tonys-fav-bitch @lovers-liability @pedroswife69 @pedropascalfan221 @lalosbxtch @bubblepopneurotic @vee-bees-blog @admirxation @daniegraceg @swiftispunk

↓ additional tags in comments ↓

#a word from puddles #memes n tingz #pedro pascal memes #im back on my bullshit

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gladdygirl18 · 3 months

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I-I wanna...... Omggg I feel like.... I-I feel like i can die happy now

Blue me, Pink GF

This is gonna be a long one so continue under cut

So last night, I was over at my GF's and we were just playing minecrafta and while i was already on the bed she walks over and lays down next to me.

"You going to sleep?"

"No, just wanna cuddle"

i wanted to cry 😭💖😭🥰🥰 and it's the way she said it too she sounded so cute 😆😍🥰💖😭

So we ended up cuddling for what felt like hours but I didn't care; it was great 💗🥰 after that we ended our cuddle session she had asked me "what do you wanna do now?"

My answer: "just be silly and goofy together"

We ended up tilting our heads from side to side (like the minecraft dogs) and she kept squishing my cheeks (always does this and it's cute) and making out (ofc)

After that we got eepy and started getting ready for bed. Then, after a while she wanted me to do this face (look up and stick out your tongue) I knew I could do it but I was embarrassed to do so 🫣 she said, AND I QUOTE

"You either do the face... or I will commence a tickle attack~"

This was my exact reaction I shit u not

"What?"

"Do the face... or I will commence a tickle attack~"

I was speechless. I instinctively sucked in my stomach when I felt her nails graze it.

"Y-You wouldn't..."

"You think I'm bluffing, huh? You think I'm bluffing? We've been thru this before."

NOT HER BRINGING UP THAT EVENT 😭😭😭🫣🫣🫶🏾💗😂😂

"Well~?"

(Technically happened twice but idk which time she was referring to. It was either the one linked above or this one)

I scoffed and turned away

I chuckled in her shoulder cuz I couldn't even look at her.

"Wow, you must really be wanting that tickle attack huh?"

SHUT UPPPP NOOOOOO!😆😆😆😆 I CANT WITH HER OMGGGGG

I chuckled before collecting myself and smiled (like the little bratty switch that I am)

"I refuse"

"...tickle attack it is!"

AND SHE TICKLES ME FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT 🫣👀😆😍 I WAS IN HEAVEN!

This is what I wanted her to do ever since I told her I liked tickling, just wreck me! It was great! And all because I wouldn't make the stupid face she wanted me to make lmaoooo 😂😆😂😆

After that, she let out a content sigh and said "Alright I'm satisfied"

"With whahahat?"

"The tickle attack"

I love her, so much 😍💗🫶🏾🥰💗😍💗😍💗🥰💗

And yeah that was yesterday evening! More to come so stay tuned!

Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @jettorii @sunstone-smiles @otomiyaa

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kittiesnkream · 3 years

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Some FNF HCs I was thinking of for PicoxBFxGF cuz I’m trash loool

- All three are 19 y/o

- BF and GF are bisexual. Pico is also bi, but is more gay-leaning

- All three are stoners cuz my stoner ass is projecting big time lmao

- BF and Pico dated in high school, but eventually had a pretty nasty breakup thanks to Pico’s possessive and threatening nature. They later reconciled and started dating again with the approval of GF

- GF was the one who suggested a poly relationship. BF was cool with it. Pico wasn’t too keen at first, but eventually accepted

- Pico and GF aren’t exactly a couple, but they’re fine with being intimate with each other if it makes BF happy to have both partners. They have a mutual respect

- Pico and BF started living in an apartment together, while GF lives with her rich ass demon parents. She’s usually always chillin and sleeping at their apartment, though

- BF and GF will drop everything to cuddle and comfort Pico when he’s having a bad episode cuz of his trauma

- GF and Pico absolutely dominate BF when they tag team him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- No matter how hard he tries, BF always ends up as a bottom. He complains about it, but he’ll never admit that he actually loves it

- If GF isn’t participating, she likes taking pictures while Pico and BF are doing their thing

- BF and GF have tried convincing Pico to stop carrying his gun everywhere. It hasn’t worked yet

- Pico wants a cat, but BF teases that he won’t let Pico get one until he admits it. Pico refuses to do so lol

I have more, but I just wanted to spew out some that I’ve been thinking of lmaoooo Forgive me and my pan shipping heart

#text post #long post #friday night funkin #fnf #fnf boyfriend #fnf pico #fnf girlfriend #headcanon #looool #shipping #poly relationship #ot3

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jesterjangles · 2 years

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wahhhhhhh ty ty pluto for tagging me!! sorry this took so long lmaoooo my stupid adhd brain perceived it as a Task. it likes the idea of Tasks. It does not like actually doing the Tasks tho

anywho here we goooo

favorite color: salmon pink! (i feel like this is obvious from my blog theme tho lmao)

currently reading: spy x family! I am in love w both yor and loid. does manga count? yeah i think it does

last song: space was cool,,,,,, markiplier,,,,,,,,, in space w markiplier part two has been sucking up all my time its so fucking fun omg.

last movie: promare! i rewatched it with my gf! (as always cue the angry banging on our coffee table when *that* scene comes on)

three fav ships: zhongxiao, beiguang, and xiangyan!! some honorable mentions would also be yantao, eimiko, ayasara, eulamber, kaebedo, jeanlisa, ittogorou, ganqing, and kazuha x weed

first ship: no. (if you must know, dm me i do not wish for the cringe to be released)

currently working on: uhhhmmmm about 400 wips, the beiguang cowbussy au + the beiguang hs auuu w the wonderlovely pluto @asleep-and-afraid (dw dw we’ll write them someday), and a xinyan drabble bc i love her!! (also when i say “”””wips””””” i mean like 2 words in a google doc)

comfort food: 100% strawberries i love them so muCH. ITS A REAL FUCKING PITY IM ALLERGIC TO THEM THO GODDAMNIT

fave time of the year: summer!! I like wearing shorts and not having my legs feel cold yanno

favorite fic: i definitely cannot pick a favorite of all the good fics i've read. but but!! If anyone wants to send some recs for literally any of the ships listed above i’d be flattered and overjoyed 🥺 i need more wlw fanfic reccssss fr fr

(just not chatfics or omegaverse. fuck chatfics and omegaverse. fr. i do not Perceive them)

I don’t really know who to tag but if anyone sees this and wants to do it bam just pretend i tagged you <3333

#jester ramble #this was so fun tysm!!

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chromatophorica · 2 years

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Lmaoooo not "be a dude".....get that "be a man" toxic bullshit out of here, you clearly see chimney on the verge of a mental collapse and put 100% of the responsibility on him

I hope you know buck ain't gonna fuck you lol, it's clear taylor is a self-insert for you but I need you to get some self-awareness ❤

i love when ppl who don't know me assume they know me.

not that i owe anyone an explanation but 1. asexuality is a thing; look it up. 2. taylor is a strong, opinionated woman in a male dominated field taking no shit and apologising for nothing; i can stan her without wanting to be her for a dude she's sleeping with bro. is that why you stan madney? you wanna fuck chimney? he ain't gonna do u my friend.

3. and this is the important bit, so i hope this is the one u pay attention to but i'm betting u don't. i don't bash chim needlessly -i'mma be honest, i don't see what i wrote as bashing, it's just not in the best light cause the boi dun fucked up- but because i'm aware of people and their comfort zones, i put the tag in my work/on my post so that rabid fangirls stans are aware i ain't apologising for their bae.

facts are that a medically trained professional failed to get his gf the help she needed or put in the place the support he should've in order to secure the safety of his gf and their baby -canonly chim tells hen about maddie's ppd (against maddie's wishes yo) but at no point is it suggested that karen (who is part of their bubble cause bffs) go check on maddie + baby, they don't even need to mention the ppd to karen, just a 'hey we've been here for 2+ days and maddie's been struggling u think u could idk make sure she's sleeping?'

my gais one day ur gonna need to accept that people can have a different opinion from u without it being some kind of toxic attack on ur fave that u may or may not wanna sleep with? idk. is that a thing we still think when we're not 14?

lolz ❤

#anon #y'all i'm so tired #but i'll be here all week #as in i am completing the siblings week #get used to me all up in ur tag #it's a public event dummies i could literally write chim hate and u can't stop me

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zathechaosgod · 3 years

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Favourite Stream Moments:

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Monday 30th of November

Dream smp today!

(also I figured out the read more thing so the tags aren’t just my post anymore :D

Time to get more stacked today! (aka become absolutely op compared to the rest of the server lmao)

(with certain exceptions ofc but yknow)

1mil vid is on the way! Just thumbnail stuff left to finish!

Alerts are behind again rip (16k viewers before even playing yes!)

Scam train level 5 pog (although it crashed on his end)

little blade lives on!

“the entirety of l’manberg is covered in obsidian because tommy did an oopsy”

(if that’s what you want to call it lol)

FISHING STREAM (in the first five minutes lmao)

Phil called Ranboo being in the spider grinder lmao, he could tell from the lag

FIEST TRY GOD ROD WHAT

(LUCK OF THE SEA 3, LURE 3, UNBREAKING 3)

ONLY THING MISSING IS MENDING WHAT

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO ASHE FOR GIFTING SUBS I ACTUALLY GOT ONE WOW

ranboo just threatened puffy’s mushroom house, then went “idk what happened to it”

fishing stream and now hoping for a mending book!

Phil wants to take the sign down (yknow, ranboos pc background) bc it’s iconic but it ruins like, every clip/screenshot in the area

WILBUR WANTS (MAYBE) TO MAKE SOMETHING CANON REGARDING HIS MOTHER AND PHIL DOES NOT WANT THAT

It’s gonna be another fish isn’t it

WTF ITS NOT MENDING BUT IT IS LIKE, EVERYTHING ELSE FOR A SWORD

Also lol apparently ranboo moved into tommy’s house (build by phil) bc, and i quote, “the child doesn’t fucking use it”

rip the camera? it’s showing the menu lmao

also shoutout to the lesbian donating to beg her gf for some attention lmao

time to commit deforestation to the entire dream smp~~

i looked up bubble guppies for it, but yeah, i kinda get it

lmao phil started cutting down a tree and there was just a creeper chilling directly behind it

mic scuffed now oof

time to get a new pc ig

Somwhere else from Muzz is on and i’m having such terra swoop force vibes i can’t wait for the sequel

Phil had flashbacks going near his old retail store and i vibe with that tbh

Phil is suffering so much while chopping wood bc there’s like 3 people max who chop trees properly

lmao phil misspoke and called tommy fundy’s brother

then he corrected it and now chat is spamming “UNCLEINNIT”

phil’s absolute confusion at first noticing the trident pads, then going “thats 5head as F*” is a mood, i can’t wait for him to get a trident

420SUBS ALREADY WHAT ITS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR

SNOOP TIME

BLEND W SPEEDRUN

It’s the funniest thing to see the entire chat jamming to the song and then once every 50 messages or smth there’s this one confused newbie lmao

uhhh i think i just witnessed jack manifold finding out what happend to his home rip

back to bed bombing for ancient debris!

jschlatt on november 16th: “for personal reasons, i will be passing away”

Phil doesn’t know where flatty patty came from, he just knows it bothers quackity lmao

he just found out, apparently he thought it was a burger thing??? sometimes i pity this man what did he sign up for

the luck ran out apparently, not a single piece yet rip

Phil (and the others) just appreciate the art and the headcanons (and thus the debate continues on about which sibling is older)

hence they don’t confirm anything bc they don’t want to like,,, limit people?

phil likes the reaction meme of the person welcoming a really big wave (titled: me when i watch dream smp) and “angst” on the big wave lmao

also good to know chat has always had cults lmao some things don’t change

dono: “it’s CULTure” lmaoooo

(true tho)

rub it in that you get to listen to wilbur’s new song will you

TUBBO WHY DO YOU WANT PHIL TO GET DMCA’D

ANGST TIME BOTH TECHNO AND NIKI HAVENT SEEN GHOSTBUR YET

and now phil is suggesting that some people just cant see ghostbur

(that man knows exactly what he’s doing)

LMAO WILBUR CAME WITH A BS RUMOUR AND PHIL DIDNT NOTICE IT UNTIL CHAT TOLD HIM

is this wilbur’s new thing?

are we gonna get a “wilbur tells about weird rumours about phil he read on twitter” vid sand jesus style

WILBUR SAID HIS MOTHER IS A SAMGSUNG SMART FRIDGE

chat is spamming “SAPNAP?” now

Momza is shocked phil would do such things

TUBBO WATCHED THIS HAPPEN NO WHY

LMAO SOMEONE WITH SMART FRIDGE IN THEIR NAME JUST USED THEIR PRIME LMAOOOOO

Wilbur raises an interesting point: howtf did Phil find a smart fridge in 1971?

lol Ranboo donated bits just to beg phil to save him

ohh wilbur is going to tromso? that’s gonna be awesome (and really cold) this time of year!

also phil is only now learning that samsung smart fridge is sapnaps nickname rip

Tubbo is Suffering and so am I

SEVEN PIECES OF DEBRIS IN ONE BED WTF

so many cursed yet enlightened comments are being made but i cannot write down every single dono im sorry

Ranboo is finally being listened to poor boy

okay nvm

TUBBO JUST WHISPERED TO PHIL ASKING WHAT CUMZA IS NOOOO

Kristin is clarifying the ranboo thing to phil bless her

fundy has found flying striders?

I am havign flashbacks to techno getting kicked for his jumping horse how is fundy still online

Poor Phil he’s experiencing this fandom’s headcanon skills first hand

he thinks people are “reaching” this is nothing lmao

“kristin why you gotta do me like this”

the fanart is already coming why

it’s so cursed

WILBUR JUST PUBLICLY CALLED OUT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MAKE THE SALMON AND THE FRIDGE ANYTHING BUT A SALMON AND A FRIDGE

Phil is seriously committed to the other side of that argument lmao

in an attempt to change the topic, phil is now gonna educate us on sharky and george

(tbh i know the tune but from the yogscast lmao)

Wilbur really just went and said “lemme just derail this stream and any that may follow where it gets even the slightest mention”

also yeah the striders are big scuffed, i’ll give it like 24hrs max before a) dream has to like, reset some parts of it or b) he just kills any and all stridersuntil he’s figured out a more permanent solution

Three generations at seeing the messed up striders: Fundy went “i could make money off of this somehow and immediately starts to fly them” Wilbur went “Cursed? let me just log on” and Phil is like, actually trying to figure out what happened lol

also the server is really lagging wow (probably related?)

Phil thinks the striders might be registered by the game as having elytra?

Wilbur says he might’ve found techno’s base and is now attempting to buy the broken strider from Fundy

Okay the spider farm might be the cause there’s like half a frame per second wtf

lol puffy had apparently forgotten she was standing there lmao almost killed the server

techno just logged on just to say “Technoblade” and left again lmao

also phil has been struggling for so long already, just to get a warped fungus so he can ride the scuffed striders

Lmao Phil called the iron door trap for dre ugly and fundy logged back on just to tell him it’s his

The striders are so scuffed it’s insane

fundy is just baby raging lol

STEALZA

Dauly reminder that Phil is just as chaotic as the rest of them: he just lauched a strider up to like, world limit or something lmao

lol i saw a clip pass by in chat called “strider goes nyoom” fitting

Fundy keeps logging back on to baby rage at phil lmao

“watch me bitch”

Screenshot time!

FUNDY SHOT IT NO WHY

“i’m gonna murder this child, im gonna fucking detroy-“

chat is spamming “KILLZA”, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and “KILL THE ORPHAN/FURRY”

so business as usual

Phil thinks that maaaaybe making a strider launcher would not be an “intended game mechanic” and he doesn’t want to get banned lol

“imagine an army, a faction of those flying striders in a war on the dream smp”

“the great lava strider war of dream smp”

we’re getting in dangerous attack on titan territory with this and the walls

phil just noticed the hole in the wall at pokimanes statue lol “the level of simps on this server”

To quench both his and chat’s bloodlust he’s gonna kill the strider fundy said was his lmao

“a soul for a soul”

D E A T H

d e t h

Second daily reminder that PHIL DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS the only thing chat can do is encourage him lmao

“Blood for the blood god’s dad” lmao

lmao jeff escaped and he’s now choosing every single workstation except for the one phil wants

annnd we’re back to replacing lecturns until phil gets the right book

“ranboo is still stuck, correct”

y o u c h

wtf is that book from vikk’s house lmao

“If tommy becomes too annoying you know what to do”???

Phil keeps entering the wrong house lmaoooo

Ranboo is finally gonna be saved!

Hbomb is here as well!

Ranboo gps lmao

Phil is fixing ranboos scuffed stip mine lmao

chat is spamming dadza again

They found ranboo!

Hbomb is donating fire res potions to ranboo lmao

“childproofing the mine”

“do what everybody else does on this server, steal”

HE LIVES

Phil refused to take ranboos diamonds lol

“I’m not gonna take the diamonds from someone who doesn’t have shoes”

it’s cute to like, watch adoption happen lmao

phil is gonna silk touch some diamonds for ranboo aww

“dadza come pick me up im scared” lmao

phil and ranboo talking about mining ya dirt only making sense when you have efficiency 4 diamond shovel like i didn’t find my first diamonds using my stone shovel on my survival world

Momza wants to know if ranboo likes lettuce lmao

he does!

I am hyped as hell for 1.17

(i also really want to know if you could make traps using the wardens,,, imagine)

Phil is teaching Ranboo about optifine dynamic lighting i love life

Ranboo told phil about his first encounter with techno lmao

I am living for these phil ranboo interactions and just,,,,, phil teaching ranboo about minecraft?

also kristin wants to know if he likes burnt lettuce?

lmao phil blocked in ranboo with the ores he needs to fortune

Fake signs (or are they?)

Stream is ending soon bc phil is recording something with tommy!

Probably hardcore on wednesday, but phil is just doing what he feels like every stream!

(the hunger for getting absolutely stacked on the smp is back lmao)

GaRbAgE dAy

#mcyt #dream smp #philza #sleepy bois inc #ranboo #philza minecraft #philza livestream

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steppedoffaflight · 3 years

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The lovely and wonderful @fragile-heartt tagged me in this questionnaire, thank you!!! 🥰

1. why did you choose your url?

I needed a catfish url for my catfish blog! In the stage where I was writing and just hypothesizing about having a catfish blog I saved some urls from songs of theirs I liked, and idk I just liked this one!

2. any side blogs?

Unfortunately for you all, no. Otherwise I wouldn’t flood you all with hockey content lmaoooo

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

FOREVER. God I can’t remember. I just googled when the mishapocalypse happened because I was here for that and that was 2013, but I also remember some blogs casually posting about 1D on x-factor so I’ve at LEAST been around since 2010. I’ve just had various blogs through the years.

4. do you have a queue tag?

Nope! I never queue things, really. I enjoy logging on, being chaotic, and then leaving :)

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

To post Summer’s a Knife! That was the whole purpose.

6. why did you choose your icon?

Because I have to look the part of a hockey blog somehow!

7. why did you choose your header?

I don’t have one hahaha

8. what's your post with the most notes?

Idk!! Probably the first couple of chapters of SAK because I think a lot of people liked/reblogged those so that they could find their way back to the rest of the fic!

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I wanna say 20ish!

10. how many followers do you have?

I will never say! Even my gf has no idea.

11. how many people do you follow?

87!

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

As in like a funny sort of meme? No. I do make shitty text posts where I overshare my mental breakdowns on the internet, if that counts.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

Probably about an hour or less rn! It was more when my hockey teams were still playing and I loved the liveblogs. I just come on, check notifs, reblog a few nice things.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

I have on past blogs, but not on this one.

15. how do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?

I hate the bossy energy so much that I ignore them lmao.

16. do you like tag games?

I do!! I am always happy to be tagged in them, but I don’t always have the mental energy to complete them. So if you’ve ever tagged me in one just know I appreciate it a lot, even if I don’t get to actually participate!

17. do you like ask games?

Yes! Thankfully my mutuals and anons always pull through, so they’re fun!

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Honestly almost all of them! The catb community is very small so I definitely consider people who have been here for a while as having established fame.

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

KIND OF. But I also tend to blend together admiration/wanting to be friends with someone with being in love. Sooo ya let’s not talk about it 😩

20. no pressure tags:

just pulling from my recent notifs, genuinely no pressure! @lunareclxpse12 @icanttakethemonmyown @hockeyvirgo @catb-fics @icantbelieveyoure-26

#thank u meg!!!#my gf read this and immediately started interrogating me about my crush lmaoooo #i said let's nawt talk about it!!

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lackluster-plays · 4 years

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30 questions: GW2 edition

Gf tagged me in another gw2 thingy! Thanks @where-is-caithe💕

Also thank you @pr-gw2 for making this!! I probably will leave questions out since I don’t have answers to some of them. Original Post Here

1. Favorite living world season?

Oof. I really loved spending time with Livia in season 3. For now my answer is season 4, but I’m having a lot of fun with season 5. I can’t wait for more voices so I can play the next few episodes.

2. Favorite expansion?

Definitely Path of Fire. I was really hyped for it because it was the first expansion I would play as soon as it came out. Also I loved having Kasmeer around.

3. Favorite soundtrack?

Idk about soundtrack, but my favorite individual track would have to be Battle on the Breachmaker.

4. First profession you played?

Ranger. It was a good class to start with, but I don’t really like it anymore.

5. First race you played?

Charr >:)

6. Favorite Destiny’s Edge character?

Caithe

7. Favorite Dragon’s Watch character?

Kasmeer. Oh wow do I love Kasmeer, don’t get me started on my love for Kasmeer 💕💕

8. Favorite Elder Dragon?

Kralkatorrik so far

9. PvE or PvP or RP?

PvE is all I know man :’)

10. Favorite fanon/self made couple?

Me irl and Kasmeer 😳

11. Favorite quote?

“Need more energy” I have no idea honestly. I’m gonna be thinking about it for a while

12. Most emotional cinematic?

The last scene in All or Nothing. I loved it so much I made a little comic for it

13. Post a fun screenshot!

The time Leslie lost her legs. These aren’t edited I swear, they just disappeared until I reloaded again lmaoooo

And whatever this is

14. Post a landscape screenshot!

Sure!

15. Most used mount(s)?

Raptor, Skyscale, Beetle.

16. Favorite mount skin (for every mount you have)?

oooooh the Dreadnought Raptor Skin, the new motorcycle beetle skin, and the bear warclaw skin.

17. Favorite weapon?

I love the Mordant weapons, my commander uses those. But I really want a necromancer minion themed weapon set. Kinda like Malefacterym. I absolutely adore the Inquest Mark II weapons, and the Gargoyle weapons. There are more Im sure xD

18. Favorite gear set?

I really like the Bounty Hunter, and Runic Armor set, and various charr armor pieces.

19. Favorite title?

I use a different title for every character I have, I don’t really have a favorite. “The Be-All and the End-All” is a good one though.

20. Something you worked really hard to get?

Working on Exordium right now :’)

21. Most used miniature?

I actually use specific minis for each character lol.

22. Most used novelty?

Executioner Axe Toy xD oooh and the Endless Mordrem Teragriff Tonic

23. Number of achievments points? 👉👈

24. Something you’d love to see in GW2?

Give me necromancer minion mounts blease. It would be so cool if my necromancer commander summoned her own mounts oh man.

I’m not gonna tag anyone this time around. But I linked the og post at the top if you are interested in doing this! ^^

#gw2 #text post #gw2 meme #gw2 questions #Guild Wars 2 #this didn't take me 2 days to do no ma'am it didnt

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shima-draws · 5 years

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Yells my brain keeps coming up with new GF AU ideas and I can’t keep up

I wrote so much in the tags that I just. Yeah. Let’s share it this way

This is only one of the two I’ve been thinking about lately I’m so sorry my ideas won’t stop coming and melting my brain but yeah long story short here’s my take on a mermaid AU LMAOOOO

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