Same goes for diapers. I didn't see a thing

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

sir that's yassified information

are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

HE CALLS THE MANSION NOT A HOUSE BUT A TOMB

HES ALWAYS CHOKING FROM THE STENCH AND THE FUMES

THE WEDDING PARTY ALL COLLAPSED IN THE ROOM

SO SEND MY GODDAMN RESIGNATION TO THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM

they want lunch to be twenty bucks now

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though