Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Wilhuff Tarkin, Wullf Yularen Additional Tags: Praise Kink, Nipple Play, Bondage, Rimming, Face Sitting, Knife Play, Cock Cages, Cock & Ball Torture, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sex on horseback, Figging, (The Human Kind), Discussion of Animal Cruelty Involving Ginger, Really the Horses are Going Through It Here, Cody and Obi-Wan are Having Fun Though!, Codywan Kink Bingo 2022 Summary:

Oh, I see, Obi-Wan thought, taking in Yularen's posture, the single chair in front of Yularen's desk, the narrowing of the man's eyes. This is an interrogation.

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Oh, I get it, Cody thought, taking in Tarkin's smirk, the tilt of his head, the way he's leaning forward almost anticipatorily. This is a trap.

(Or: There’s an inquiry into a potential information leak in High Command of the GAR. Obi-Wan and Cody have alibis that they’d rather not share.)

@codywankinkbingo​ Bingo, baby. ;) I don’t even know, uh, enjoy? I’m sorry? LMFAO

Fills for: cock cage, praise kink, nipple play, face sitting, rimming, knife play, orgasm delay/denial, sex on horseback, cbt, and figging. *bows*

i always had a huge crush on sophie the swamp witch from neopets...

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

"feels like we could go on for forever this way.." (x)

I believe the reason why Nimona turned into a Phoenix specifically in the final scene of the movie was not necessarily a (purely) artistic choice, but rather because Nimona wanted to live.

We know that Nimona can do pretty much anything, including turning into a fictional dragon and spew cereal instead of fire.

And she’s smart, we know that, too.

So I wouldn’t put it past her to be able to figure out a way, on the spot, to not die while throwing herself full force against a cannon that she knew was gonna kill her.

She knew she was gonna die, so she turned into a being that would always come back to life, because she wanted to live.

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

Change is a two-way street.

(Is my favoritism towards the Damsel obvious enough, or?)

note: TLQ [aka my sona Bloombird] is a butch sapphic and this is yuri

Oh Jack...

❝ just you wait, florian... ❞

how we coping tonight, kieran nation?

did an art sprint challenge thing tonight have a sub-2 hour deku link

. (i)treasure(you)berries .

commission for the lovely @arquennial , thank you! 🌟

FELIX as EMOJIS 😎 HAPPY FELIX DAY! ☆ 230915

donna really did save the doctor 🥹

Ur hot witch wife is thanking you for her valentines gifts 💋🥰✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

The new Lackadaisy hoodie is Purrcy-approved 😌

Ok but really, this is by far the nicest hoodie I have ever, and probably will ever have owned. And definitely the most beautiful! (And yes, both the brother @steamninja and I had to get one)

Embroidery on the sleeves AND hood lining? Gorgeous. (Cat fur not included)

More Purrcy behind the cut bc he is very cute

I think he's trying to become a scarf

Kisses for the good boy 🥰

He fell asleep on me 😭🥰😭