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yukisnowowl · 9 months

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Meme for @luxthestrange

Marriages in Record Of Ragnarok be like

Zeus And Hera be like:

Shiva And his Wive’s be like:

{This includes to fanfic}

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#141 SCROTUM FACE

Zeus: You're the ones who are killing eachother… by leading eachother down the wrong path, Because you're weak. And stupid,It's time for the Gods… to rise once again to glory with a new era…God father of the cosmos!?!

The Gods against humanity cheer and applaud...but among them a voice is cutting thru laughing and wheezing...they all see you standing next to Brunhilde

Y/n: I'm sorry- Your naming yourself...GFOC?

Zeus: That's right

Y/n: Arent you like the youngest sibling...agewise from "The Big Three"?

Zeus: It's metaphorical!

Y/n:..For what?

Zeus: For it is a name what strikes fear… into the hearts of anyone what hears it!

Y/n:PFF-Okay… whatever you say~

Zeus: You shut up,You're next... Humans, I have waited a long time to do-*Sighs and Groans hearing you STILL snickering*… What?

Y/n: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir*Mockingly calling him so*… looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself… *Starts to imitate his voice and manner of standing*"You know what would be a really kick-ass name? "GFOC!"-

Gods alike start to snort but holding their laughter in fear of Zeus...and allowing themselves to laugh at a mortal insulting one of theirs-

Y/n:-THATS how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice!?Scrotum FACE!?!?

Humans and some Gods alike LET THE HARDEST LAUGHTER they ever held...Hera on the otherhand-

Hera*Is holding her sides on the floor*HA-AHAHAH!?~

Zeus: New plan- We're killing you first

Y/n: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire immortal life… as a moronic shitbag who thinks GFOC is a cool nickname

EVEN Kronos must dying of laughter-

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror brunhilde #snv brunhilde #ror hera #snv hera #ror hera x reader #snv hera x reader #ror gods #snv gods #ror humanity #snv humanity #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 1 year

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If Hera was in SNV.

Hera after the second fight : You see, this is why I hate humans. They are so useless, can't do ONE thing right.

Hera after the fourth fight : Just like I said, I LOVE humans, we should keep them around, maybe next time they will be able to kill my husb- I mean, mend their mistakes.

I feel that Hera wouldn't like Zeus and his family so she was really happy of see them die like flies.

Hera, each time that a greek god dies:

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorrect record of ragnarok #incorret quotes #snv hera #send me asks #ask me anything #ask response #anon my beloved #anon response

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sketchy-owl · 1 year

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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.

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tinyy-tea-cup · 1 year

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It’s Mothers Day y’all (In my country at least 💀)

I did a little something for today lol

Drew @lady-pani-dabaddie ‘s ocs, Amphitrite and Persephone 😈🤌

As well as my OC and my design for Hera

We got the Olympus bros wifeys in da house!

Yes I did make a wife for Adamas 💀 please don’t bully me

Why? Idk 💀 he seemed lonely plus… I like him 😋

If the authors can make original gods then so can I 🤨

Anyways basic info ig

Narkissa is obviously the wife of Adamas. She is the goddess of dreams (yes ik Morpheus is the god of dreams or smth but shush) She is also the daughter of Nyx 😈🤌 what a baddie!

Considering this is a Mother’s Day post… well yeah you can guess she and Adamas had kids 💀 mhm she did the devil’s tango with a green man 💔

Anyways I hope to properly introduce y’all to Narkissa soon! Also feel free to ask anything about her

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belladonazeppole · 6 months

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Ephine, after hearing that Zeus cheat Hera and is gonna have a baby... again: Brothers. Out. Now. I want to talk to our father. Zeus, having flashbacks of a angry Hades: No, kids, stay. Please stay. Ephine: Go. Go! *Hermes, Ares, Herakles and Apollo tried to leave* Zeus: Stay. Stay! *They stop* Ephine: You go! Zeus: Ares, stay! Ephine: Now! Zeus: Apollo, Herakles, don't move! Ephine: You go! Zeus: Hermes, stay! Ephine: Get out of here! *They obey since they have more respect in Ephine* Zeus, tries to run: Don't leave me! Ephine, grabs Zeus robe and watch her brothers: You get out of here!

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no walkure #snv #progenitor au #ephine oc #snv zeus #incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers #Ephine isn't bother in having another sibling #she would love them #is mad because Hera would be in a foul temper #and make that everybody else problem #while Zeus is scout free #ephine hates that he doesn't take responsability

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demigoddessqueens · 10 months

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Hi there, hun! May I have some headcanons for Ares (BoZ) having a amazon wife? She's a complete badass, muscular and slightly taller than he is, but she’s also a sweetheart with who she likes/loves? Hera would love her, nobody changes my mind

I just see him as loving having a wife taller than him, especially if she's powerful - kinda like Raiden and Thrud from SNV/ROR

Awww! Ares does love his powerful women

A/N - So traditional Hellenism had Ares as the father of the Amazons, but for the sake of HC’s here, neither are related

It’s a true match made in the heavens for the god of war and his warrior love

She can best him in a duel but also weave eloquent poetry to speak sweetly and softly to him.

Apollo and Hermes, though they give him grief, are fiercely loyal and supportive of their brother’s love

Hera, despite her cool resigned exterior, offers the slightest bit of support for her eldest. At least he has the option and luxury of being happy in his union(s).

Bandaging each other up is a ✨love language ✨

So is sword training

Gifts are not necessary but Ares has gifted you a dagger - not too elaborate but not useless as well. Carved with runes and markings that ensure your protection

#boz #inbox requests #boz x reader #boz ares #my writing #boz ares x reader #headcanons #blood of Zeus #blood of zeus ares x reader #blood of zeus x reader #ares x reader #Amazon!reader

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sigyns-drafts · 5 months

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▷∙∘Mastlist∘∙◁

Norse mythology

Odin

Frigg

Fulla

Baldr

Hodr

Hermodr

Nanna

Hoenir

Jord

Thor

Sif

Thrud

Magni

Modi

Jarnsaxa

Loki

Angrboda

Sigyn

Fenrir

Jormungandr

Hel

Njord

Skadi

Freyja

Freyr

Gerdr

Eir

Lofn

Sjofn

Saga

Sol & Mani

Snv/RoR

Odin

Thor

Loki

Heimdallr

Brunhilde (including all Valkyries)

Hermes

Hercules

Aphrodite

Hades

Shiva + his wives

Rudra

Anubis

Lu bu

Adam & Eve

Kojiro Sasaki

Jack the ripper

Buddha

Qin

Apollo

Poseidon

Smite

Maman Brigitte

Amaterasu

Anhur

Anubis

Ao kuang

Aphrodite

Arcane

Ares

Athena

Artio

Awilix

Baron samedi

Bastet

Ballona

Cernunnos

Chaac

Chang e

Charon

Cu chualinn

Da ji

Discordia

Erlang shen

Eset

Fafnir

Freya

Ganesha

Gilgamesh

Guan yu

Hantchiman

Hades

He bo

Heimdallr

Hel

Hera

Horus

Hou yi

Isthar

Iz chel

Izanami

Janus

Jormungandr

Kali

King Arthur

Kukulkan

Lancelot

Loki

Maui

Medusa

Merlin

Morgan le fay

Mulan

Neith

Nike

Nox

Nemesis

Nu wa

Odin

Olorun

Osiris

Pele

Persephone

Poseidon

Ra

Rama

Sequet

Set

Shiva

Sol

Skadi

Sobek

Sun wukong

Surtr

Susano

Terra

Thanatos

The Morrigan

Thor

Tiamat

Tsukuyomi

Tyr

Ullr

Vulcan

Xbalanque

Yemoja

Ymir

Yu Huang

Zeus

Ror!Thor x Fem!Sif reader(A kiss under the evening sun)

Ror!Hermes x NB! Human reader (Enchanting music of the night)

In whistling spirits can be growth (Hades x Persephone)

With an Honorary status, beware the rubble (Odin, Loki, Sigyn, Angrboda)

The unlikely jackal-headed companion (Ror!Anubis x fem!reader)

Bonding by the Nile (Smite!Sobek & Neith)

With parental aid, my cycle's dread will fade (Hel!Reader with Loki and Sigyn)

Slumber in the Divine Boardroom (Gn!Reader x ror!Hades x Buddha x Loki x Poseidon)

Secret crushes and seashells (Ror poseidon x oc)

You remind me so much of him (ror buddha x fem!reader)

#writing #masterlist #norse mythology #smite #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok

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gabelesimp · 6 days

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My Archangel Gabriel for Snv!

He loves Children, He loves to play with them, and of course, he's a great messenger (he spills Tea to the Goddesses because yes)

Often with Hera, and tries to keep her sane-

(clearly doesn't know how to feel about Heracles, but let's put it aside because he's now dating his rival, Beelzebitch 😘)

#record of ragnarok #lotusspeaks!#snv oc #snv #snv gabriel

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yandere-swallowtailcherry · 1 year

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🦋Rules🦋

Character limit: 5

I will only accept yandere requests!

Lemons are acceptable!

Platonic yanderes are acceptable!

Do not request the following: Incest, pedophilia, anything scat/watersport related and other disturbing things!

Any family yanderes will automatically be platonic.

I will NOT do abuse or cheating as that is hard for me to write.

I also do yandere imagines and points from time to time

🦋Fandoms I write for on here🦋

Record of ragnarok

Attack on Titan

Demon slayer

Sk8 the infinity

Blush blush

Mortal Kombat

Greek/Norse mythology

🦋Characters List/Masterlist (any left out are ones I won't do)🦋

Ror/Snv

Thor

Loki

Poseidon

Hades

Buddha

Qin Shi Huang

Jack the ripper

Adam (Platonic only!!)

Attack on Titan

Eren Jaeger/Yeager

Armin Arlert

Mikasa Ackerman

Levi Ackerman

Hange Zoe

Demon slayer

Tanjiro Kamado

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Inosuke Hashibira

Giyuu Tomioka

Shinobu Kocho

Kyojuro Rengoku

Uzui Tengen(+ his wives)

Muzan Kibutsuji

Kokushibo

Douma

Akaza

Sk8 the infinity

Langa Hasegawa

Reki Kyan

Joe

Cherry

Blush blush

Nimh

Volks

Kelby

Eli

Anon

Garret

Dmitri

Ichiban

William

Myx

Stirling

Scale (one of my favourites)

Sven

Cole (he already is one but he's here)

Poe

Cashew

Seth

Mortal Kombat

Sub Zero

Scorpion

Fujin

Greek mythology

Poseidon

Hades

Hera (Platonic)

Hestia (Platonic only)

Demeter

Aphrodite

Apollo

Ares

Heracles

Norse mythology

Thor

Loki

🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Yandere Record of Ragnarok masterlist~

#pinned post #record of ragnarok #attack on titan #demon slayer #sk8 the infinity #blush blush #mortal kombat #greek mythology #norse mythology #yandere x reader

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#138 I LOVE YOU!!!

When Adam enters the arena...no one was expecting a shout so much louder than both sides to cut them off-

Y/n*Seeing that Adam is leaving to go on his fight, As he Superhero lands on the arena*...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Adam*Smiles as he sees you with Eve and His sons*I love you!

Y/n: HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Adam: Have a great day!~

Y/n: BYEEEEE!~

Zeus*Look back and forth the interaction*...

Adam:Byeee!~*Blowing kisses in your direction along with his sons and Wife*

Y/n*Covers cheeks and giggles then uses them to "amplify" own voice*I LOVE YOUUUU!?~

Adam I LOVE YOU TOO!

Y/n: I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU!?~

Adam: I LOVE YOU TOO!?~

Y/n*In a high-pitched voice with tiny wings fluffed behind him happy waving at them*I LOVE YOU SO MUCCCCCHH!?!?~

Adam*Snorts at your excitement as you soon tell the other humans to chant with you*Oh my...

Humans: WE LOVE YOU DAAD!

Zeus*Looking back at his children*?~

Ares:...

Heracles:...

Hermes:...

Ares:...I love...mother...and your her...husband?...

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#104 EMOTIONAL D

Y/n: Zeus tried to pick a fight with me today, But by "pure" coincidence I happened to know his Brother(Hades) on a first-name basis, I yelled his name and he looked at me and smiled...and after that I told him-

Y/n: *Looking up at Zeus*Im gonna fuck your your older brother~

Y/n: I Gave that God MORE psychological damage than his Dad or his wife(Soon to be EX), COULD or Have~

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror zeus #snv zeus #ror hera #snv hera #ror hades x reader #snv hades x reader #ror hades #snv hades #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#127 Hera knows

Poseidon: I hate Y/n

Hera: Weren’t you just making out with them?

Poseidon: I was asserting my dominance upon my enemies

Hera-

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror poseidon x reader #snv poseidon x reader #ror poseidon #snv poseidon #ror hera #snv hera #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Memes #9

Aphordite*Seeing the post*

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #record of ragnarok memes #shuumatsu no valkyrie memes #ror hera #snv hera #ror zeus #snv zeus #ror hades #snv hades #ror aphrodite #snv aphrodite

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#90 DIVORCE

As the greek gods were enjoying some fresh brewed tea from hermes...

??: OOOH SHHHHIIIIIIIT!?!-

Y/n falls from the second floor onto the treats and cakes...NAKED

Y/n*Looks at the gods, covering privates but then spots Zeus*...Sorry I fucked your wife*Gets up and runs away*

Zeus:....WHAT.THE.FUCK.WAS.THAT.HERA!?

Hera*From her window,with her robe with messy bed hair*THAT WAS THE SOUND~...OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!?!HAHAH!~

Even better if it's female y/n...btw you guys HAVE to see @sketchy-owl Hera cuz...DAMN-

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luxthestrange · 11 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Hera's Date

In the Adam and Eve Household, Hera and her now bestie Eve are helping her get Dressed and get beautiful for your date with her, As Eve left to check on you...Adam came in

Adam: Hera, guess who's here?

Hera*Putting Blush and looking at her with a grin* My date?~

Adam: Your husband

Hera: I don't have a husband, Call the police

Zeus*Popping his head behind him to give you a smirk*Your "ex-husband"

Hera*Breaks the pocket mirror with her hand and a dark aura surrounds her body*I'LL CALL THE EVE

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok x reader #ror #snv #ror hera x reader #snv hera x reader #ror hera #snv hera #ror adam #snv adam #ror eve #snv eve #ror zeus #snv zeus #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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