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halfblood-princes-crown · 2 years

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If Snape was in a relationship with any of the following assuming they were available or willing, how would it go from 1 (murder) to 10 (squealing happiness). I ask bc I literally can’t picture Snape with anyone but you seem to be the expert in Snape matters.

Molly Weasley

Narcissa Malfoy

Gilderoy Lockhart

Barty Crouch Jr

Nymphadora Tonks

Fleur Delacour

Igor Karkaroff

Lucius Malfoy

Bellatrix Lestrange

Sybil Trelawney

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Rita Skeeter

Dolores Umbridge

Hi Anon!! Im extremely flattered that you consider me an expert in Snape matters😭 I love you for that💚. Ok let’s see, I’m going to try to stick to what we see in canon (if I stray off canon don’t be surprised💀):

Molly: I feel like this would be a very stable and domestic relationship. Snape would definitely feel support in this relationship and he’d feel like he could finally relax. They’d garden together, cook together, have tea times and gossip together. Molly is very motherly (Assuming this is after her and Arthur separate, she has a bunch of children, so this makes sense) and Snape never had that type of care in his life, so it would be a very nurturing environment. When it comes to her kids, I feel like it would be a bit strenuous on his part but he’d definitely help take care of them as if they were his!

Narcissa: I ship this actually! I always thought this relationship would be very stressful because of all of the DE stuff. Cissa isn’t an OFFICIAL DE but she does have something to do with it. They’re both under pressure and ofc that can cause strain on relationships, but I have a feeling they’d ride it out. They’ve known each other for what feels like forever and they’ve been with each other through a lot. Their situation won’t get in the way of their love, not if they can help it.

Lockhart: 💀💀💀! This is one of those relationships where a borderline insane person starts dating an idiot and they slowly start losing brain cells🤣! Snape would absolutely wanna choke the life out of Lockhart but at the end of the day, he’d care about that idiot, whether he likes it or not. I personally don’t feel like they’d last considering Lockhart isn’t the bravest soul and Snape has a pretty dangerous lifestyle. The minute things go sideways he’d panic and run, and Snape would definitely see it coming. I think this relationship is one of those “it won’t be forever but at least we had a little time together” relationships.

Barty Crouch Jr: Lord have mercy…chaos. I don’t think that would be a long term thing…they have two VERY different set of morals and Snape would get very overwhelmed in this relationship. Snape is already ashamed of the fact that he was a DE in the first place…the things he has to do…the things he has to witness…I can’t imagine him being with someone who enjoys it that much. I think this would probably be a strictly physical relationship, I don’t see emotions being involved.

Tonks: This would definitely be a comfortable and stable relationship! Tonks would make sure he’s as happy as possible. Severus would feel so loved and so happy, because Dora would DEFINITELY get him to do things out of his comfort zone in attempt to broaden his horizon! He’d discover new interests and feel free to do things he either never thought about or always wanted to do. She’s his breath of fresh air!

Fleur: This is a hard one, I admit I never really paid that much attention to Fleur. She had a lot of similar traits to Severus: She was very blunt and always spoke her mind which means she came off as snobby and rude. But she was also a bit arrogant and conceited, which would irk him just a bit, but they don’t exceed their similarities. Severus would thoroughly enjoy being with some who has similar aspects to him in attitude because it means he can be himself. Just like Severus, Fleur wasn’t really LIKED…just tolerated, so he’d definitely be able to relate to her which is extremely important to him. He’s never felt as though he fit in anywhere so it would be blissful to feel that familiarity in his partner. In the books, it’s very noticeable that Fleur has a lot of love for people close to her despite her “rude” demeanor. This is a trait she also shares with Severus. He’d know that she had his back no matter what and he’d be determined to do whatever it took to let her know he has hers as well.

Karkaroff: YES!! I LOVE this ship so much! As much as I want to paint this out to be what I want, I’m gonna go off of how he’s perceived in the books, which means this relationship isn’t all cutesy and angsty. They have zilch in common besides being DEs. Karkaroff was immoral, irresponsible and quite cowardly. Snape would find these traits to be an added on headache for him and that’s the last thing he needs. Similar to Lockhart, Karkaroff isn’t the bravest soul. He fled the moment he got whiff that the Dark Lord was back. That means the relationship is unstable. That’s a no no. Snape needs stability in his life, but he also needs loyalty. Karkaroff has already proven that he’d play on whatever side that meant he’d benefit in some way, and if that means betraying Severus then who’s to say he wouldn’t do it? Severus is a double spy, the last thing he needs is betrayal. This relationship would probably be physical with very faint emotions attached. They have two very different thought processes and neither of them would be completely happy in an actual relationship together.

Lucius: MY OTP😫! I’m gonna be as non biased as possible when I say this…they’d be husbands. Boyfriends be damned, they are married. Lucius was one of the first people in his house to befriend him and from there a beautiful friendship formed. It’s very angsty because I think Lucius definitely groomed Severus into joining the DEs, but he also grew to care about him. Lucius knows more about Severus than anyone else so they already have that domestic vibe going on. They’re comfortable with each other and they’ve been together through it all. Lucius has always went out of his way to brighten up Snapes day or just show him a little appreciation. Severus knows how Lucius is: The snobby “I’m better than you” appearance he tries to keep up, the cold demeanor he has around others…but Sev knows better than that. Behind closed doors, while Lucius still is a very confident man, he’s not as stable as he makes himself out to be. All this DE stuff and Voldemort makes him an emotional wreck (even though he hides it pretty well) which means he’s just as in need of stability as Severus. They’ve always found that in each other so it was only a matter of time before feelings grew and became mutual. They’d do anything for each other and I feel like they’d be the one to snap each other out of the dark state they’re in mentally. Just like with Cissa, it’ll take A LOT to come in between the love they have.

Bellatrix: Oof…again, chaos💀. I don’t see them being together at all…it’s similar to Barty, they have two very different personalities and mindsets and they just wouldn’t be compatible in the way Severus would need. 1) Bella is obsessed with Voldemort. Snape would find that ‘beyond the point of return’ annoying…there’s no loyalty to him because she’s hopelessly devoted to her lord and savior Tom Riddle. 2) She seemed to irritate him🤣 I don’t think he’d get into a relationship with someone he didn’t like to be around. Bella is literally so unstable and she doesn’t seem to really CARE about anything. If they DID have a relationship, it’s STRICTLY physical.

Trelawney: Uuummmm…I have no clue😭. I feel like they’d have a relationship similar to him and Tonks, just weirder💀. She’d probably give him a headache from time to time but the love would be there, so it’s all good.

Remus: I’m going to be honest with you, this is tough for me because I hate all of the Marauders and I’d be biased and say “they’d never be together, next caller” but I’m not going to do that. You deserve an unbiased answer: Very domestic relationship. I feel like it would take a while for Severus to get over their past (which means a lot of angst) but once he does, he’ll start noticing the things they have in common. Both are intelligent, introverted, both loved the Dark Arts, both taught DADA, both are flawed, both suffered with loss, both are half-bloods, and both wanted to fit in. Remus is kind (it hurt to say that), patient, and would definitely be far more tolerant of Severus’ attitude and personality, especially knowing he had a hand in why he acts like that in the first place. Remus is a bit cowardly but I feel like it wouldn’t get in the way of the relationship too much. The relationship would no doubt be built off of new found trust and respect for one another, so it would definitely grow to be a stable relationship, especially after the war ends (let’s pretend they both survive😀) and they both settle down.

Sirius: Goody, another Marauder🙄/j. This relationship is angst beyond repair. I feel like this relationship is built around “my dick is bigger than yours” energy, which means it’s just a constant fight for dominance (whether that’s ‘I’m better than you’ domination or sexual domination 👁). I really can’t see there being any TRUE feelings in this relationship, and that’s not me being biased, I honestly don’t see it. Sirius put Severus through a lot and caused him a lot of trauma and I don’t see Severus forgetting that. There is a possibility that the feelings would grow to be one-sided and Sirius genuinely falls for him, but mutual feelings are out the window in my opinion. If they did have a relationship, Sev would keep it physical.

Rita Skeeter: Gossip couple…literally that’s it💀. But seriously, I don’t think they’d be in a relationship. If they did have something physical then it would probably be due to alcohol and boredom, but I don’t see any romance in it.

Umbitch: He would choke her with his bare hands.

I hope my answers didn’t disappoint😭 I’ve been working on answering this since you sent it…lots of thoughts went into this💀

Thank you for the ask!!💚

#severus snape headcanon #Snape ships #severus snape #snape community #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape fandom

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ari-leah-arts · 1 year

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“Aaaand we’re leaving.”

I ship them in a very ace manner.

#snumbledore #severus snape #albus dumbledore #professor snape #Snape #pro snape #dumbledore #headmaster dumbledore #harry potter #hp #ace ship #snart #snapedom

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shootingthe-stars · 3 days

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with every god awful take about james potter on the internet an angel loses its wings.

what do you mean he didn’t care about the dark arts and death eaters until it affected him personally. what. you mean the famously blood traitor potter family? you mean one of the only actual canon things we have about james being that he hated the dark arts? you mean the james that yelled at snape for calling lily a mudblood?? you mean the james that went on the front lines of a war he had the privilege to not fight in????

please anti blood supremacy is literally ingrained in his core beliefs can we just keep this ONE THING about him 😭

#james potter #morally gray james potter #yeah he was a bit over his head and bullied snape #but if there’s one thing about james it’s that he does not FUCK with blood supremacy and death eaters #he married a muggleborn without a care for what it could do to him #HE SUPPORTED HIS WEREWOLF FRIEND AT EVERY STEP #sorry i saw shit on twitter this is why i hate that app #jily #marauders #the marauders #using that take to defend that ship too like u know you can ship it without destroying his character right…

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madfantasy · 7 months

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The Snake & The Peacock 🐍🦚

Friendship? Investments? Remanence of family? Callous belonging? unvoiced depths of conscious denial, guilt and regret??? I DONT KMOW IM TOO FAR DRIVEN TO ARTICULATE, YOU BEE MYYY WOORDDDSSS DX🔥🔥🔥

30.9.2023, SUPPORT MANIIIIIIII D'X

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pssherri · 2 months

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request for a friend :P

i really believe lucius would not wear anything like that bc of internalized homophobia or something (so severus is his dress up sugarbaby doll)

#snucius #severus snape #lucius malfoy #young severus snape #young lucius malfoy #sketch #art #fanart #harry potter #ship dynamics #I haven't drawn them in so long !!!!!!!!!#aaa!!!

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seven-eyes · 2 months

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It's an oc but u can pretend is Draco lmao

I keep drawing my ocs with their father figure so I can give myself closure 🐸

#do NOT tag ships #hp fanart #fanart #fan art #harry potter #hp fan art #Severus Snape #severitus #Draco Malfoy #sev is his godfather idc #snape #draco #oc art #oc artwork #if u tag ships i will hunt you down

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kalkaros-is-the-boss · 3 months

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Hear me out, there are two books in the Harry Potter series that are named after a side character; the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Half-Blood Prince. Funnily enough, those are also the best two books and the best two characters. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously, this means that Sirius and Severus are in love, in this essay-

#harry potter shitpost #sirius black #severus snape #sirius x severus #do they have a ship name?#snack #really?#serius #girl i dont know

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juniemunie · 1 year

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Yea i drew jeverus/snames or whatever u call it, the brainrot was real strong

Smth smth james finds out sev can fly without a broom

#jeverus #snames #yes that is an actual shipname for these idiots #james x severus #james potter x severus snape #im only brave enough to put the ship tags #not the name tags #sorry #severus snape #snape fans are usually nice tho #this one should be fine #junie art post #pro snape

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potions-of-dark-devotion · 4 months

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Hot Take:

No one was more obbsessed with Severus Snape than James Potter. The man literally stalked Severus 24/7, even had a map made to tell James his precise location at all times just so he could pop up and suprise him. Like I know the map served other purposes but James spent his TIME and his ENERGY into that shit hardcore. He spent serious effort figuring out Severus weaknesses, his friends, when he could catch him alone, watching him write his essays and tests ect. Like Severus lived rent free in James’s head almost as much if not more than Lily did. His asshole must have been sore from riding Snape’s dick so hard all day long Jesus Christ.

#shitpost #but not really #severus snape #pro snape #James potter #like is this the basis of Jeverus???#is this the basis of the whole ship???#harry potter #marauders era #severus snape obbsession #severus snape defense

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yumeurl · 2 months

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i never understood the true potential of snarry until reading these parts in dh cuz wtf is this...

like why tf was he so seduced by this doe that he didnt wanna call hermione for backup AND he apparently didnt even realize that it was a patronus up until later??? also he did the same thing before where he was so enamored by something he didnt know was snape: the advanced potions book

#snape is harrys mommy issues and im mad we werent able to see much momson cuz theyre too busy hating each other #THE MOMSON SHIP....#snarry #hp #rambles

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saintsenara · 2 months

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idk if you've talked about it before, but what do you think of snucius?

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

i'm a big fan of it as a ship, above all because of the ways it can be used to subvert the expectations which might accompany it into something oddly beautiful.

by which i mean that the possibility of quite a manipulative snucius is actually implied by canon. sirius is absolutely suggesting something salacious with his comment in order of the phoenix about snape being lucius' "lapdog" - it's a reference to a practise called "fagging" [yes, you've read that right] traditionally understood to take place in elite, all-male british boarding schools, in which younger boys were expected to act as something akin to the servants of older ones. the expectation that fags [yes] would perform sexual favours was a fairly standard part of the whole phenomenon - and so, when sirius suggests that snape runs around being lucius malfoy's personal errand boy, he is evidently also suggesting that he bends over for the privilege.

and the idea that lucius has power over snape is suggested more broadly in canon too. the implication of the prince's tale is that snape was taken under lucius' wing as soon as he was sorted, and that lucius was the conduit through which he was groomed to become a death eater [he is also the conduit through which snape meets his death - voldemort sends him to fetch snape before he kills him]. that he supposedly relies on lucius' patronage is something draco malfoy is well aware of - when he suggests in chamber of secrets that lucius would support snape if he applied to be headmaster, he is doing so with the subtext that snape's appointment would be entirely contingent on lucius' position as chair of the governors and, therefore, that he would only be chosen because lucius would think him likely to run hogwarts how he would like to see it run - which suggests that this power dynamic wasn't just restricted to death eater meetings. and voldemort undoubtedly elevates snape to his right hand within the setting of malfoy manor at the start of deathly hallows - reversing that established power dynamic - as yet another "fuck you" to lucius after his fall from grace following the farrago in the department of mysteries.

but.

i think narcissa is telling the truth when she describes snape as "lucius' old friend". i think that something deeper than not wanting to piss off his main patron lurks behind snape's decision to protect draco. i think that there is a very credible case for lucius being the only person who actually knows the real snape, behind his mask, and his relationship with lucius being the only thing in his life which stands in contrast to the relationships which seem to define his life more profoundly [his relationships with dumbledore, voldemort, lily, and harry, for example].

you can do so much with lucius having to confront his friend having turned spy - whether snape lives or not. you can do so much with lucius - terrified and disillusioned - relying on snape's help to prevent voldemort's wrath descending upon him. and you can also just have so much light and campy fun with someone as posh and peacocking and lucius having a sallow goth boyfriend.

#asks answered #asenora's opinions on ships #snucius #lucius malfoy #severus snape

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snucius · 1 year

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Bellatrix: And then Snapey Smarty Pants said "Put it down, Bella. We mustn't touch what isn't ours".

Bellatrix: Like how dare he?! I'm so done. Fuck that halfblood, right?

Lucius: Yeah, right. Fuck him, fuck him hard. Fuck him until he is writhing, whimpering and begging to com-

Bellatrix: OK, mate stop. I feel like we aren't on the same page anymore.