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Oh right, I drew more Snape by the way

Pov: he's making you both some tea.

My secret santa gift for @natsukashenby ~ Merry Christmas! 🎄 The OH Moment  💗 Part of the bite size presents exchange at the @the-cityofprogress discord server

VI 1.09, “The Monster You Created”

Hey @thehomelybadger , thank you for breaking my heart

This is like a bare-bones just vibing concept, but Suzalulu and it's Slay the Princess.

Obviously Suzaku is the Hero character and Lelouch is the Princess.

AN OPEN LETTER TO TODD HOWARD

Hi, Todd.

I know it must be very hard feeling like the most impotent man on earth, to look at the IPs you own and realize that the two biggest critical successes who have withstood the test of time were the two that succeeded in spite of you instead of because of you. Nobody understands you and your incredibly bland and tenuous grasp on worldbuilding and good storytelling. Don't people realize that the only thing cooler than generic European landscape is a colder generic European landscape? And why does nobody understand the intricacies of your post-apocalyptic dream of "gray landscape with an ending so bad that you had to retcon it" or "brown landscape with a story so bad that you refuse to address it out of fear."

I know. I know it's difficult. Your self esteem must be as small as your penis right now. Poor baby.

However, if you could stop fucking nuking things that make you feel like a wittle baby, I would appreciate it. It was already cheap when you shrugged and decided that destroying Vvardenfell was canon, but to go and nuke Shady Sands as well and follow it up with, "Vegas is also over. My big boy mean marines are in charge now :)" just reeks of you being a toddler (TODDler, do you get it?) who picks up your toys and goes home when the other kids decide they want to play a different game than you. Or worse, somebody complimented the other kid on their toy, so you broke it and then took home the pieces.

This doesn't even seem like you taking a chance at risky storytelling. It reeks of you being a jealous little pissant. It doesn't seem like a coincidence that you've done this specifically to the game you were tricked into taking risks with (and is therefore regarded as a better game than your D&D ripoff afterward) and the game you had minimal to no involvement in (that was well regarded because it was written by people who had an innate understanding of and respect for the source material). It seems like a little man had his ego bruised and is trying to overwrite everything so we only get to acknowledge the shit that he thinks is cool.

Read the room, asshole.

i love creating chaos and asking several people if die hard is a christmas movie while they are all together and just sit back to watch as they turn on each other because i guarantee that at least one heated debate will happen

and the best part is that i have never watched die hard so i cant get offended so really i win either way

I drew a cute little moment from my fic that I'm writing, they're positioned a little differently to be easier to draw but I'm quite pleased with it.

Silco: You'll be with her a day before she realizes you aren't that girl anymore and turns her back on you.

Vi, who a few minutes ago 100% believed her sister cut off Caitlyn’s head, cooked it, and was going to serve it to her on a platter: BITCH, DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T REALIZED SHE'S CHANGED AT THIS FUCKING POINT?!?!

VI ARCANE (2021-) 1.09 | The Monster You Created

love how every fandom has that one guy they ship with everyone and in lifesteal that guy is zam

James Marsters' accent definitely slips/wavers sometimes and, even as someone who is hypersensitive to accent slips when Americans play British characters lol it's not the worst thing ever because he's usually pretty solid and it just kind of seems like Spike has spent a lot of time out of the UK. Which he has.

But the two British potentials are unforgivably bad. I think I would like them more as characters if their accents weren't so terrible. Why didn't they just get British actresses??? Or spend more time coaching them for their 6 lines of dialogue??? God it drives me insane. The fact that the first 3 potentials we're introduced to are these two and Kennedy (who is extraordinarily unlikeable) means the introduction of the potentials suffers a lot. Molly should have just been allowed to be American because other than the accent she's fine and they should have introduced Vi (one of the few likable potentials) here too.

the thing is that she will never talk about it because how could she without sounding ungrateful but i so badly want to pick taylor's brain about how this new level of fame/numerical success feels. like in her most recent profile she spoke about finally feeling mentally equipped to handle fame but it's certainly not like...easy. and i think her drawing boundaries with fans started subtly a couple years ago, but i wonder if this insane wave she's riding has led her to fall into that more quickly. like it's funny because she's literally everywhere all the time but we know less about her day-to-day personal life than we ever have (i guess except for early 2017 when she had "disappeared").

The authors: It's an almost impossible mission to include all the details in the life of a historical personality. Me: random describe the color, length and thickness of Henry VI's underwear at the Easter of 1434