Matthias: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Inej: Theft.

Jesper: Disturbing the peace.

Nina: Aggravated assault.

Wylan: Arson.

Kaz: All of the above. In that order, probably.

📖: 𝑺𝒊𝒙 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒔 (𝑆𝑖𝑥 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 #1) 🧇🐺❄️ [𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗻𝗶𝗸 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻]

✍🏽: 𝐋𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐠𝐨

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Jesper Fahey Masterlist

Bling to the Ring: Summary: Fake marriage, you're already dating, but the place you're going to go on a heist allows only allows a specific married couple.

Welcome to the world of the Grisha. Kaz Brekker and his crew of deadly outcasts have just pulled off a heist so daring even they didn't think they'd survive. But instead of divvying up a fat reward, they're right back to fighting for their lives. Double-crossed and badly weakened, the crew is low on resources, allies, and hope. As powerful forces from around the world descend on Ketterdam to root out the secrets of the dangerous drug known as jurda parem, old rivals and new enemies emerge to challenge Kaz's cunning and test the team's fragile loyalties. A war will be waged on the city's dark and twisting streets - a battle for revenge and redemption that will decide the fate of the Grisha world.

Not them playing an epic version of Riptide for the Percy Jackson trailer

it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

I made this because today has been a whirlwind of fandom news for me (except for the still needing to watch the last 2 episodes of the most recent Loki season...I simply was reminded of that, lol) and this meme was the perfect way to express the overwhelm XD

No but why is reading fanfiction way easier than starting a new book

Kaz in the epilogue of Crooked Kingdom, watching Inej carve Pekka Rollins' chest:

Jesper: Change is inedible.

Wylan: Don't you mean inevitable?

Jesper: *spitting out coins* No, I do not.

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

📖: 𝑺𝒊𝒙 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒔 (𝑆𝑖𝑥 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 #1) 🦯🖤🗡 [𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗷 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻]

✍🏽: 𝐋𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐠𝐨

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Grisaverse Masterlist

Jesper Fahey Masterlist

Criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams - but he can't pull it off alone. A convict with a thirst for revenge. A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager. A runaway with a privileged past. A spy known as the Wraith. A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums. A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist. Kaz's crew is the only thing that might stand between the world and destruction - if they don't kill each other first.