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love ghe idea of social media in the Devildom because mc’s post would have a lot of traction…
at first theres like h8rs like ‘BOOO GO HOME’ but as they wrack up pacts w the bros their shitposts are appreciated <3
mc: just took a massive shit guys
commenter: so true
lucifer: you do not need to post this to the internet, mc
levi: (has liked and reposted)
diavolo: 😆
..And i bet Diavolo would be all over your posts because its unique human world culture!! he likes and interacts with literally everyrhing you post, your number one fan fr fr
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— thirteen x mc smau meme
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after using argenti and doing his companion quest i have an idea.. imagine;
he meets you on his travels, a knight forever alone in search of Idrila, the Beauty. argenti praises that which he deems beautiful, and that’s where you come in.
perhaps you’re lonely, maybe you’re lost, but argenti approaches you and tells you of your beauty and asks if you’re familiar with Idrila, the Aeon of Beauty, and no matter your answer you’re bombarded with encouragement to join him in his path for them.
this is getting away from me; just travelling with argenti because he thinks you’re beautiful
AND while i was searching how to spell Idrila i saw this on the fan wiki:
Imagine the moment he sees you, Argenti just knows that you are who he’s been searching for, because you look like that figure he so desperately wants to find. ARGHHH [screams of the damned, me]
#hsr argenti#argenti x reader#argenti honkai star rail#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#ARGENTI#i want him#silly hyperfixat post
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So in love with Thirteen <3
Her keeping your life candle aside from the rest, in a more secure and personal location. She watches it when she misses you.
Thinking of hiding her over in your room at the HOL 🤭 no one is any the wiser until breakfast when she scoots into the spot next to you with a yawn and presses a kiss against your cheek.
Thirteen who lets you play with her hair! It’s long and wavy and so, so pretty!!
Wahh!!!!! Thirteen’s lipstick stains on your RAD uniform!!!!!!! Lucifer gives you a disapproving look, but what’s done is done and if he makes you change Thirteen’ll just do it again.
Lover Girl FR!!!!
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HELLO NOT A REQUEST BUT ID LIKE TO DROP A BRAINROT THOUGHT I HAD!
Just read through your "how the brothers show affection" hcs and I sat there and thought "man I'd probably do that back no questions asked"
>Attempting to mimic Levi's Purrs/Trilling (and completely mutilating it but oh my demons he is FLUSTERED. Ask him to teach you and bro passes away)
>Softly biting Mammon (open mouth and slobbering on his jacket lmao) or straight up doing bird-style contact calling (I chirp and whistle at my pet bird she loves it and demands pets)
>Headbutting Satan in the arm (and then maybe doing some face nuzzles like cat becuase I think he'd melt)
>Nibbling at Beel, like if he feeds you a food just nip softly at his fingers (or like absent-mindedly chew on his forearm)
>Brat vs Brat Violence with Belphie waking up to find his whole face has been licked (smug bastard about it because he kinda smells like you now)
Idk it kinda just clicked in my head bc I do these things a lot and I wanted to share my brain juice
HELLO thank u for the ask and your comments on the rb and I LOVE THIS!!
post they’re referring to here
- i think levi would pass away then and there if while you guys are just hanging out, you start trying to make those noises. i imagine mild confusion anf then it clicks and he goes red in the face and falls backwards.. its like u suddenly reminded him he likes u and thats so embarrassing on his end >_< silly little otaku
- the mammon point you have made the slobber part really resonates with me <3 i would love to get his jacket covered in drool no reason other than to be a menace, and its more than fair!! you probably have bite marks and assorted demon afflicted marks on your clothes!!
- with satan i can see a headbutt compitition brewing. he does it, you do it (but harder), he goes slightly harder, and the good thing is u can almost always win!! he knows at some point if you dont give up he’ll end up hurting you.. its all in good fun, so the only way u lose is if you get interrupted by someone
- biting beel.. i like to think the demons in general have thicker skin if u know what i mean… hilarious to think that he doesn’t even know what youre doing or that it happened the first couple of times you went in for a bite 😭
like beel nibbles u a little and goes back to whatever he was doing idk, then in the back of his mind he thinks ‘hm something touched my arm’ completely not registering that was u going ham trying to dent his thick skin
- personally im not a licker, but i can also see compitition between you and belphie where at the end you both have to take a shower and change clothes becasue your licking went too far ☹️
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200 words of mammon love i haven’t written for obey me in like a month so i have come to feed the pigeons (you).
brain rotting about mammon, who doesn’t let mc forget things.
no, no not like dates and times, but items. any of their possessions. no losing a jacket or forgetting your notes , because mammon will be handing them to you right before you realize they’re gone.
he’s always aware of where your items are, it’s fallen in line with the way he keeps track of money and wallets in public. he’s greedy, his eyes always following when a businessman pulls out a shiny black card, tapping it on the scanner and slipping it back into his pocket. mammon has to look for valuables when he’s out and about, it’s practically hardwired into his brain.
and the moment he fell for you (instantly) you became a valuable in his eyes, err subconscious?
everything you touch, look at, breathe near becomes part of what he tracks, which is why he can’t help but snatch up what you forget, keeping it to himself, just giving it back when you realize it was lost with an eye roll and scolding you to be more cognizant of your possessions.
but, ah, let’s not get into what you didn’t ask for back, especially not what you’ve purposefully discarded. he’s hit some low points, okay?
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hello!! this is my first time requesting so lmk if im doing smth wrong ヾ(＾-＾)ノ
id like to request luke and mc playing "house" (basically where you pretend to roleplay as an ordinary family with roles like: wife/husband/child,etc) and upon hearing this, the obey me boys are wagging their tail practically begging to play as your husband (≡^∇^≡) would be hilarous if luke is just like "but... you'd be a terrible father *insert disgusted face here*"
tysm!! havea good day!!
haiii so somehow i didnt get this notification??? sorry its been a couple weeks???? but you asked just fine this is so cute and my tumblr also glitched and i lost my first draft so. it it what it is <3. (~350 words)
brother: can i be the husband!?! :D
luke: …
luke: no. 😐
luke plays as the husband i would like to reinforce that he is a child and this is a silly game that kids play 🙏
Lucifer would act like he doesn’t care, but pursues his lips when Luke eagerly asks for you to play as his spouse. He’ll make a little comment that, ‘shouldn’t Luke be the dog?’ 🤭
In the end he’s too busy to play such games.
Mammon would claim he deserves to be your husband, as your first man and all that. Gets into a genuine argument with the angel that is half his age. You have to pull him aside and tell him to just let Luke win.
Mammon grumbles and tells you that you owe him for this, and takes the role as one of your children.
Levi would stew in his envy, but resign to being the pet fish.
Satan would argue (just a little bit) that he should be your husband, but when he loses to the tiny angel, storms away, claiming he doesn’t have time for childish games.
(He really did get upset about it, but cools down when you let him know that you guys can play house together later on.)
Asmo would want to be your husband, but when told no, say that you deserve two husbands! Or you could have an affair with him! <3
Luke gasps and tells him to get lost, such treachery and infidelity is not allowed in your home! 😠
Beel would pout, and pretend he doesn’t mind not being your husband, and take the role as one of your children.
He understands that this is just a silly game and knows how happy it makes the little angel!
Belphie would be a bit upset, but put up minimal complaints, he finds out being a houseplant offers lots of time to sleep!
(bonus for my wife!) Thirteen gets her way of having you as a spouse by claiming you get to have one husband and one wife!
(Alternatively Luke straight up says that they aren’t allowed to play with you guys 🤭. Simeon will tell him off later for that.)
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omg mephisto confessing by printing out a love letter disguised as a copy of rad’s paper.. he gives it to you nonchalant, as he does everyday with the paper, and speeds off as he waits for you to read the flowery loved filled confessions on the inside pages..
and when you corner him in the newspaper club room hes all blushy and wahhh just give the man a smooch
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something something sagau with chataters you used as artifact placeholders 😵💫
artifacts Increase strength, no? and how exciting it must be to receive power in such a way, directly attached to one’s soul. they admit they are a tad confused as to why you aren't utilizing their increased stretch but they're places to have it.
then the character comes and rips the artifacts away, they're bare, then when lowly artifacts are around them now, leaving the bare walls of their soul; weak, unprotected .
they're weak now.
people stare, having lost the grace of the divine puppeteer, they still have their weapon x you still care, don't you?
then one day they see the thief the one that you gave their old artifacts to, and cant help but resent them. It Isn't the individual’s fault but its hard not to glare daggers at the overpowered acolyte, having won your favor so readily. Were they truly so undesirable for you to discard of them so easily?
They work on bettering themselves, training harder than ever and hoping to be in your control once again someday.
#sagau#verified hyperfixat post#silly hyperfixat post#genshin self aware#self aware genshin au#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact#genshin hcs#genshin headcanons#sagau brainrot
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idc how tall you (mc) are beelzebub can and will lift you by your armpits to make even eye contact w you!!!
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obey me but the house of lamentation is not human safe when mc arrives.
there’s a gas leak in their bedroom and their behavior goes wild and the bros are like hmm is this how humans are supposed to act 🤔
Then like Solomon comes over and sniffs around and is like woahhh bro mc is gonna die and idk it gets fixed i couldn’t stop thinking of this at work yesterday but now idk
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Will you write hsr sagau thing again?
[og post] maybe.
i already had something in the works when i posted that, regarding a self aware au — more on the isekai side though. it’s on the large side and going to be multi chaptered, so more of my focus is going there
i’m glad people like the post, but i don’t really know what i would add to make another part. if you (anon and those seeing this) have any ideas you’d like to see, i could certainly try and make another part
also the aeons are hard to remember and characterize seeing as we see so little of them in the game and stuff, so it’d definitely have to be more on the top express’ redemption arc lol
i’ll add the fandom tags in case someone not following me knows of the post and wants to join this discussion. also again shout out to @suiana for letting me use the idea they made
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Hiiii I was reading your Belphie headcanons and we cannot forget about eyelashes, 🐮 I like to think that Belphie has some big eyelashes too (like a cute little cow) and Asmo used to get jealous about it because Belphie's lashes are big natural and thiiicccc, but now they bonded over that because Asmo likes them so much and he helps him to take care of them because Belphie is too lazy to do something about it and it feels good when Asmo is doing routines on him ♡
YES! most definitely has the most gorgeous  lashes completely effortlessly.
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i wonder what kind of asmr the devildom has and how it deviates from human world asmr
specifically roleplays: when i watch asmr i look for doctor and makeup roleplays and i’m sure the devildom would have those, but something specifically hellish
‘pov asmr you’re the soul I’m torturing mouth sounds whispering screaming’
‘pov i’m cleaning up after lord satan came through the fifth layer cleaning spraying sounds wiping’
‘pov i’m pouring lava on your face (personal attention)’
I need more creative ppl to give me more of these titles theyre so silly!!!
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imagine what reality tv is like in the devildom…
a datinh show where you jusy fucking die when you’re voted off… a ghost hunting show but they’re jusy exporing different layers of hell and looking for famous people..
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GASP
imagine mephisto going to your fanclub meeting (JUST THIS ONE TIME) for a scoop and aftwr he publishes it he keeps going back claiming its cuz youre just soo popular (he is in love w you.)
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