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human disaster.
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me: -cooking something-
me: -reads directions on box-
me: ok -throws the box in the trash-
me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-
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Help; my wife bought a drone and is using it to take pictures of my butt
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Me in May: this is gonna be the best summer ever
Me in June: *wakes up at 3 PM next to a bag of potato chips*
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me in any situation ever (via joshpeck)
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person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
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my interests include putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold
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Did your nipple piercings hurt?
no more than a nose piercing 🙄
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